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thelazymitten · 2 months
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Thought it’d be fun to cleanup one of my Fuzzbutt (Rowlf x Fozzie) doods for once.
‘CAUSE WHY THE FLAPJACKS NOT >:3
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catherineflowers29 · 3 months
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(Artwork by the lovely FruityBowTies)
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Succession (TV 2018) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Gerri Kellman/Roman Roy Characters: Gerri Kellman, Roman Roy Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, canon compliant if you squint, Alter Egos, Why Roman owns clothes from Walmart boys' section, The paradise wedding we were denied, Gerri gets an orgasm, Roman does the housework, Shades of Harold Pinter's The Lover Series: Part 11 of Truly, Badly, Gladly : A Gerri and Roman Valentine Collection Summary:
Roman and Gerri have a secret other life.
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kursed-arcana · 2 years
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celestialwhoree · 2 months
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🌹💞
Simon Riley does not like Valentines day. To him, it's another one of those pointless holidays people use as an excuse for overconsumption and to try and show off how their lives are better than everyone else's. Simon hates the excessive gaudiness of it all and the lame hearts and flowers. Seriously, how much thought does someone put into a wilting bouquet of red roses and some overpriced chocolates in a flimsy heart shaped box - they're at the front of every supermarket throughout basically all of February, everywhere.
Simon Riley hates Valentines day until he meets you. Bumps into you at the local florist, unusually unaware of his surroundings as he stews on the pointless idiocy of another lame holiday. The way you squeal as the three dozen peonies wrapped in brown paper tumble to the floor which you land rather inelegantly beside snaps him from his reverie with a grunt. "Fuck - shite - M' so sorry love." He stutters out, feeling like all the air has been punched from his chest when he sees your big eyes staring up at him with wild confusion, now crumpled flowers long forgotten as you stare up at the intoxicatingly rich brown eyes of the man before you. Although, man doesn't feel like the right word for him, tall and strong and holding out a hand the size of your head to help you up, your peonies dwarfed by his long fingers as he helps you up.
You vaguely hear yourself mumble something in response, an awkward stutter like a lovesick teenager asking their crush to the movies, met by a strong hand to the top of your bicep, soothing you, asking if you're alright. A concerned eyebrow furrows when you don't respond, just stand there gawking like a fish. He wonders if maybe you hit your head on the way down, and he was too dumbstruck by the flurry of soft silky skin, glossy, sun-struck hair and petals to see. You look like you've just seen God, and he looks like he's just seen the most beautiful thing said God could ever have crafted.
"Are you okay?" The low timbre of his voice - you don't even know how to react, so dazed and confused and there's butterflies - no, not butterflies, bald eagles and kestrels and ospreys, massive feathery wings beating against your diaphragm and rendering you speechless - butterflies are for normal men. The man before you is too monumental for butterflies.
"Yes! Yes." You squeak in embarrassment like a mouse under a cat's paw, looking defeatedly down at your flowers, brown eyes following your gaze with a sympathetic look.
"Were these for someone?" He seems almost a little flustered by his foolish lack of spatial awareness, which just so happened to strike at the worst time, seeing as now he stands before you, clutching a withering bouquet, failing to save this conversation. Both of you stand like that together, in some strange limbo, like time has stood still in order to force you together, not starting back up again until this conversation goes somewhere. "Just me." You murmur, voice so pathetically small under the draw of his magnetism. He's probably here to get flowers for his girlfriend, or fiancee even. She'll probably turn up any second, beautiful and charismatic and just as magnetic as the man before you is.
"Let me buy you some more, yeah?" He nods his head back in the direction of the fancier florist in town, the one you'd splurged on in a valentines induced self-pity party. He buys you three dozen pink peonies, matching paper and ribbons too. He also insists on taking you for a coffee, and buying you some silly pink and white frosted cake in the excuse that your blood sugars probably dropped after the fall and some other fake nonsense like that. You obviously say yes, to the flowers and the coffee and the cake - to the gentle smiles and the crease of his warm brown eyes, his hand on the small of your back. Both of you say yes to giving Valentines day a try.
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Some short simple little V day fluff for y'all the brain isn't braining at the moment but also wanted to give you all a little Valentines day present because ily
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minihotdog · 2 months
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Locked Out On Valentine's (Ending: You took the tea)
Pairing: Simon "Ghost" Riley x Fem!Reader
C/W: Smut, unprotected P in V, sexist-type humor, size kink
Word Count: 3k
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“You want some tea, love?”
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You’re now sitting at the small round dinner table watching as he tilts the kettle into the mugs. He walks the mugs over to the table and sits across from you.
“Didn’t have anyone to stay with, did you?” He asks before taking a sip.
“I sure didn’t. Everyone is still avoiding me like the plague.” You stare down at the mug. 
“It’ll end soon.” He wipes his bottom lip with his thumb. The action catches your attention and he doesn’t miss the sparkle in your eyes. For a stone-cold man, he sure was catching himself smirking a lot tonight. 
“When I showed up to my first unit I got the same, and the unit after that.” The two of you drink simultaneously.
“What? They ignored you?”
“No,” He chuckles softly. “My first unit, they held me down and branded me with a shite-looking coat of arms made from a wire clothes hanger.”
You gasp, covering your mouth with your hand.
“What?! Where?!”
“My bum.”
You snort, “I’m sorry, that’s not funny.” You cover your face with your hands. His shoulders rise and fall with soft laughter.
“It is a little.”
“Did they ever get in trouble? Reprimanded?”
“Never told anyone, ran into them at my next unit and pummeled them into the ground.”
“Bravo!” You celebrate with your hands in the air. “I’m glad to hear that.”
“Then I was disciplined for the beatin’ they got but it was worth it.”
“I agree, they had it coming.”
You take another gulp of your tea enjoying the spread of warmth inside of you.
“You’re quite fond of trouble.” He states flatly. You still, squinting at him in suspicion.
“What makes you say that?”
“Your files,” He raises his eyebrows at you. “Lengthy history of discipline, being reprimanded.”
You hum in response. “Is that the word on the street?”
He grins, his hand coming up to stroke his stubble before he sits back with his arms crossed looking at you. You roll your eyes, “Yeah, I’ve gotten in trouble a couple of times in my career, what about it?”
“How long have you been in?”
“Five years.”
“You’re tellin’ me that you’ve been reprimanded nearly every single year you’ve been in?” He now leans on the table looking over at you with a dumbfounded look.
“Shit happens, I have no problem taking responsibility for it.”
“I didn’t take you for the type to cause trouble.”
“I’m not, I just don’t have the grace other people do. I do something stupid and get caught immediately.”
“You’re right about that. You’re a naughty one, for sure.” He says before downing the remaining liquid in his mug.
He smirks to himself letting his eyes roam over your shoulders.
"I heard that boyfriend of yours was a calvary bum." He pokes, changing the subject. 
You "tsk" at him. Once everyone found out about your now ex-boyfriend they never let you live it down.
"What's his job got to do with anything?"
Simon shrugs, feigning ignorance, “Assumed a woman like you preferred men, that’s all.”
“Oh, hush!” You bite back a laugh refusing to meet his eyes. 
“I bet he cried like a child at the thought of going to the field.”
“That’s enough out of you!” You reach over the table to cover his mouth. He fights you off taking your wrists in his hands. He stands and walks to your side of the table gently pulling up by the wrists. His massive frame takes most of your view, you can’t help but feel anxiety pool in your stomach having him tower over you.
“Poor bird, spendin’ her nights with half a man. Bet he didn’t have a clue what he was doin’.”
The warmth you felt from the tea was traveling up to your cheeks. He was so close you could smell the rich cologne in his skin. His hands were so rough but warm on your pulse. 
Your eyes focus on his lips.
“Did he?” The gravel of his voice makes a shiver run through your spine. You gulp before responding.
”He was… enthusiastic.”
Simon laughs hoarsely, “Enthusiastic?” He enunciates with a shit-eating grin.
”Why is my sex life a topic of conversation to my Lt.?” You suddenly get some courage.
”You think I haven’t noticed you droolin’ over me, love. Peakin’ at me from afar. Now you show up to my flat with your tits fallin’ out of your top, your bare ass out, and a broken heart from some lad not worth the air he breathes.” He drops his head forcing you to meet his eyes. “Quite the coincidence, innit?”
”I think it’s more of a happy coincid-“ He breaks your sentence off catching your lips with his. Your brain pushes you out of your frozen state and the two of you begin moving in unison. He slowly releases your wrists and moves his hands to your waist. Your hands run down his chest.
He deepens the kiss, forcing his tongue past your lips. You moan softly as his tongue plays with yours. He pulls you against him, one hand over yours on his chest the other at the small of your back. You feel lightheaded, not in a bad way, quite the opposite. You’d fantasized about your Lt. plenty of times, his touch, the scars he hid beneath his army green top, the way his lips felt - come to find out they were soft, unlike the rest of him. His hands keep setting you ablaze when they touch your skin, the callouses nearly make your eyes roll back.
He growls into the kiss, tearing himself away from you. His arms wrap around the back of your thighs and you grab onto his shoulders. He lifts and places you on the table, forcing himself between your legs. He bites at your neck, pulling you into him. You grip the table feeling as if you could slide off at any second. 
He eats up every single gasp he gets out of you. His teeth graze your collar bone and he sucks on the sensitive skin. Your nails run over his scalp down to the back of his neck drawing a groan from him.
He stops for a moment to let you catch your breath.
”You want this, love?” He leans his forehead against yours looking into your eyes.
“God, yes!” You exasperate. 
He chuckles, still looking into your eyes.
”Hold on.”
”What do you-“ 
You squeal as he lifts you off the table and rushes to wrap your arms around his neck. You rest your head on his neck relishing in the feeling of his body against yours. Warmth radiated off of him like a furnace, the feel of his skin so addictive.
He carries you to the couch placing his knee on the cushions before gently placing you on your back. He follows you down and your hands run down his bare back.
He supports himself with one arm, the other trails down to your aching core, cupping the mound. He lets out a ragged breath once he feels the heat burning through you. He moves to pull your shorts off, dragging them up your legs and tossing them off to the side.
”Fuckin’ hell,” He groans at the sight of your bare pussy. “Such a bad girl walking around without knickers.”
He gives you one last hypnotizing kiss before brushing his lips in between your breasts. He kisses each one and carries on down your stomach and lands right above your clit.
You panic inside, you prop yourself up on your elbows, “Lt.”
”Fuck’s sake, love. As much as I love hearin’ you call me that, say my name, will you?” He laughs light-heartedly. You smile behind your hand trying not to break out in giggles. 
“What is it?” His eyebrows pull together.
”You don’t have to do that if you don’t want.”
”Eat you out?” He looks at you confused.
You nod slowly, embarrassed at the question.
He “Tsks” at you lowering himself once again while muttering something along the lines of, “Calvary muppet took the fun out of pussy, didn’t he?”
”I’m serious! You don’t have to!” You spit out frantically.
“Shut up, doll.”
He licks a stripe up your cunt and moans softly to himself. Your lips part in disbelief. He slowly laps at your clit and you lower yourself onto your back. He decides not to work you too fast yet, scared you’d pass out after being neglected by that dumb bloke for so long. 
You whine softly, legs already shaking. He wraps his arms around your thighs and presses them against his head.
He gently sucks on your clit and your hand shoots down to his head. The feeling of you tugging one his short locs encourages him to speed up. His lips wrap around your clit and toys with it as he pleases. The pace causes you to clamp your thighs around his head on your own.
Moans pour from your lips as your back arches. His hands stroke your thighs as you restrain yourself from pushing his head down further.
”Simon! Oh god!” Your mouth hangs open. You look down at him and nearly orgasm seeing him between your legs. His eyes are blown out, his thumb caresses your skin.
He lets go of one thigh and his fingers tap at your entrance gathering your wetness. He pushes two of his fingers inside you and your head falls back. Your vision goes fuzzy and you clamp your eyes shut. His fingers pump into you hitting your g-spot each time.
Your hand flies to your mouth and you let out a high-pitched moan. You chant his name tightening around his fingers. He feels your walls clamp down and continues pumping letting you ride it out. Your hips twitch, your thighs trap him where he is. 
He waits until you go limp to pull away, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand. 
”Fuck, you made a mess.” He groans. He climbs above you and peppers your face with kisses. “Was that alright, love?” 
You open your eyes to meet his, all you can do is nod unable to trust yourself to talk. He smirks at you, proud of himself for leaving you in such a state.
”You think you can take me, love, or do you need some time?”
”Want you so bad,” You whine out.
He lowers his head for a chaste kiss and pulls himself up onto his feet. He drops his sweats revealing the thick muscle of his thighs. His cock slaps his thigh as he throws his sweats onto the floor, the weight of it keeping it down. Your eyes meet his member and a wave of nervousness comes over you. His length was impressive but the thickness was your biggest concern. 
“Hey! You weren’t wearing underwear either, hypocrite!”
He rolls his eyes at you with a smile. A sight so beautiful you can’t help but smile back.
He takes his earlier position above you and aligns himself with your entrance. He looks up at you and you feel his tip poking into you already.
”Ready, doll?”
You nod at him.
”Say it.” He whispers.
”I-I’m ready.”
”Alright then.” He nudges your forehead with his before the two of you look down to watch the sinful show of him slowly sliding into you. You gasp, hands going to his back. He moves at a snail’s pace letting you adjust as he goes. He cradles your head, forehead against yours trying to keep his breathing steady.
”Ah, tight little thing.” He rasps out.
Your mouth hangs open, your nails digging into his skin, legs hugging his waist once he fills you to the hilt. He waits a moment before slowly sliding out halfway and bringing himself back to the same depth. Your whines draw out. His tip hits the deepest parts of you so well that you nearly begin drooling.
He examines your face for any sign of discomfort before nudging your neck with his nose. He begins with a moderate pace as he kisses along your jaw. You wrap your arms around him, fingers running over the buzzed hair at the back of his head. 
The stretch from his cock stings slightly, the overwhelming pleasure sending tingles through your bones making it hard to notice. He continues rocking his hips into yours letting you enjoy the feel of him without anything too overwhelming. You mewl into his ear as he stretches you over and over.
”Fuck, so good,” You whine.
His hand comes down to grip your breast, his thumb playing with your nipple, circling it gently. He slides his legs up kneeling with you in between his thighs. He stops, letting you catch your breath and he sucks your nipple into his mouth. He suckles the nub, playing with it with his warm tongue. He thumbs your clit as he treats the nub like a candy. He grabs you by the waist and pulls you down onto his cock, dragging you down the cushions fucking you onto him for a while. 
He angles his hips to hit all the right places, your cunt throbs around him when he hits your g-spot head on causing you to gasp.
”Oh fuck! Right there!” Your hands cling onto his forearms for dear life as he goes on to hit the spot repeatedly until it nearly hurts. His pubic bone rubs against your clit with every thrust. He picks up his pace, throttling that poor little sensitive spot. Your back arches painfully. He takes advantage of it and throws his hand under your waist keeping you in the position swinging you down to meet his thrusts.
He stuffs you with his cock relentlessly. You become a mess beneath him struggling to get words out, just high-pitched moans filling the room.
”God! Oh god!” 
“He’s not here, love. Be a good girl and cum on my cock.” He orders.
The feeling grows inside you pulling the air from your lungs. He nips the skin below your breasts and licks a stripe between them to your neck. Your pussy flutters around him before you fall deep into euphoria, his name pours from you. Your ears ring and eyes wire themselves shut as you clamp down around him. Tears pour from your eyes involuntarily. 
The sequence of flutters pulls him back into you making it too difficult to pull out too far. He buries his head in your chest as he’s pulled over the edge. He moans into your skin as your body sucks him back in, milking him so hard he blinks trying to rid himself of the fog. He begins spilling into you, his white hot streams shooting out at high velocity. He paints your walls so thoroughly that you feel his cock twitching with every spasm. 
His cum spills out of you not having any more room to fill. You gush around him and he quietly gasps. 
The two of you stay like this for what could’ve been an eternity. The post-orgasmic haze engulfs the both of you. He keeps himself inside and lowers himself onto his side, dragging you with him, throwing your leg over his hip. He pulls you into his sweaty heaving chest and kisses your forehead. 
He feels a wetness on his thumb and pulls back, wiping away your tears.
”What’s happened, Y/n?” He asks, concerned. “Did I hurt you?” He moves to pull himself out of you and you grab him, bringing him to a stop. “You’re crying, love.”
”That was amazing.” You mumble, eyes struggling to open.
”You cryin’ because it was good?” He laughs, a big goofy smile plasters itself on his face. You force your eyes open to peek at him. 
“You smile so pretty.”
He pulls you back to his chest, arms wrapped tightly around you.
”Thank you, love.” You could still hear the smile in his voice. “Let’s get you cleaned up and put to bed, yeah?”
”Too sleepy.” You complain.
”It’s alright, I’ll take care of you.” Against your protests, he lifts himself slowly and positions himself to pull out of you. He gives you a single nudge with his cock still sheathed and you nearly purr. 
He pulls out slowly.
”Jesus, I’m gonna need a new couch.” He mutters. His cum spills from you, his eyes glued to your core watching it slowly pour out. His cock twitches and he has to look away. There was no way you were in shape for another round. Thankfully the memory was burned into his mind - the best thing he’d ever seen, next to you of course. 
He lets you know he’ll be back and you hear water rushing down the hall. He returns moments later and slides his hands under you.
”Bath time,” He says in a sing-song-y voice. You giggle, lacing your fingers behind his neck. He lifts you in his arms and looks into your eyes. “You were wonderful.” He pecks your lips and carries you off to his bathroom placing you in the bathtub before sliding in behind you.
”I don’t have a hair tie but I’ll try with some string,” He says mostly to himself. The warm water only reaches your belly button, once he slides behind you it rises a few inches. He wraps your hair into a funny-looking bun and ties it with the piece of string he found.
” Ta-da.” 
“Thank you, Simon.” You say sweetly leaning back against him. He holds you against him and you feel something poke into your back.
”Sorry, love. It’ll go down, I don’t expect you to stay awake long enough for another one.”
You moan in response and sigh letting the water nearly lull you to sleep. 
“Wait,” you breathe out. “Does me saying your name turn you on?”
He doesn’t respond. You try to look up at him but he tightens his hold not wanting you to see the red spawning over his face.
”Siiiiimon”
”Oh, hush.” He imitates your voice.
”Hey!”
He grabs his loofa and begins lathering you in bubbles.
”C’mon, I wanna get you in bed before you fall asleep.”
He cleans every bit of you, focusing on your breasts because no matter how much he denied it at that moment, he was still a dog. He hands you a bath bomb that he saved in case he ever had a special someone stay over and let you watch it fizz up as he cleans himself.
He dries you off and plops you down on his massive bed wearing his t-shirt. By the time he throws on his boxers you’re fast asleep under the covers, engulfed in his scent.
He slides next to you pulling you into his arms. He plants a kiss on the top of your head and whispers into your hair, “You’re mine now, doll. All mine.”
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absolutebl · 5 months
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Hello. I was wondering if you have a master list of all the shows that got released this year? I've looked through the 2023 upcoming list and there are some missing and some that never premiered.
I wanted to see what I may have missed.
Thanks.💜 my-rose-tinted-glasses
Sure thing, hon! Here ya go!
All BL 2023 releases
So far, that I have on the spreadsheet. Not sure how you want it organized so I did it by country and then alphabetically.
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Japan
Blue Sky Complex
Can I Buy Your Love From A Vending Machine AKA Sono Koi, Jihanki de Kaemasu ka?
Candy Color Paradox AKA Ameiro Paradox
Egoist
I Cannot Reach You AKA Kimi ni wa Todokanai
If It’s With You AKA Even If I Fall In Love With You AKA Kimi to nara Koi wo Shite Mite mo’
Jack o'Frost
Let's Eat Together Aki and Haru AKA Aki wa Haru to Gohan wo Tabetai
Minato's Laundromat Season 2 AKA Minato Shouji Coin Laundry Season 2
My Beautiful Man 2 AKA Utsukushii Kare Season 2
My Beautiful Man: Eternal AKA Utsukushii Kare Eternal
My Personal Weatherman AKA Taikan Yoho
Naked Dinner AKA Zenra Meshi
One Room Angel
Our Dining Table AKA Bokura no Shokutaku
The End Of The World, With You AKA Bokura no Micro na Shuumatsu
Tokyo in April is AKA Shigatsu no Tokyo wa
What Did You Eat Yesterday Season 2 AKA Kinou Nani Tabeta? Season 2
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Korea
A Breeze of Love
A Shoulder to Cry On
All the Liquors
Bump Up Business
Happy Merry Ending
Individual Circumstances
Jun and Jun
Love Class 2
Love Mate
Love Tractor
Our Dating Sim
Our Winter
Sing My Crush
Star Struck
The Director Who Buys Me Dinner
The Eighth Sense
The New Employee
Unintentional Love Story
Why R U?
When it was good it was very very good, when it was bad they were dying.
Taiwan
HIStory5: Love In The Future
Kiseki: Dear to Me
My Tooth Your Love
Stay By My Side
VIP Only
You Are Mine
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Thailand
609 Bedtime Story
7 Days Before Valentine
A Boss and a Babe
Absolute Zero
Bake Me Please
Be Mine Super Star Superstar
Be My Favorite
Bed Friend
Between Us
Beyond the Star
Boyband the series
Cafe In Love
Chains of Heart
Cooking Crush
Crazy Handsome Rich
Cutie Pie 2 You special
Dangerous Romance
Destiny Seeker
Dinosaur Love
For Him the series
Friend. Boy Friend
Future the series
Hidden Agenda
Hit Bite Love
House of Stars
I Feel You Linger in the Air
I Will Knock You
La Pluie
Laws of Attraction
Love in Translation
Love Syndrome III
Low Frequency
Make a Wish
Man Suang
Middleman’s Love
Moments Of Love
Moonlight Chicken
My Biker
My Blessing
My Dear Gangster Oppa
My School President
My Universe
Naughty Babe
Never Let Me Go
Only Friends
Our Skyy 2: A Boss and a Babe
Our Skyy 2: A Tale of Thousand Stars
Our Skyy 2: Bad Buddy
Our Skyy 2: My School President
Our Skyy 2: Never Let Me Go
Our Skyy 2: Star in My Mind
Our Skyy 2: The Eclipse
Our Skyy 2: Vice Versa
Pastsenger
Pit Babe
Playboyy
Remember Me
Senior Love Me
SHADOW
Step By Step
The Luminous Solution
The Promise
The Sign
The Whisperer
Till the World Ends
Tin Tem Jai
Tin Tem Jai special
Twins
Venus in the Sky
Wedding Plan
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The Philippines
Ever After
My Story
Our Story
Stay
The Day I Loved You
Tie The Not
(underreported, I don't keep track of Pinoy stuff anymore)
Singapore
Pure Vanilla
Hong Kong
Stay Still
Myanmar
The Love Ring
China
Stay With Me (Addicted + moar censorship)
I bolded anything I rated over a 7/10. Although some of these I opted not to watch and others are still airing (and thus as yet unrated). So don't take an unbold as necessarily a negative.
I haven't assessed how many are releasing in December
(I probably should deal with the "The" but I lazy.)
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morallyinept · 8 months
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A list of all my favourite DAVE YORK Fic Recs, with the writers tagged. Includes fics I am currently reading/want to read.
PART 1
Please show some love to the writers by re-blogging and commenting on their work. 🖤
⚠️ Please ensure you check the triggers/warnings etc... on the stories themselves as some of them may not be suitable to your own particular tastes.
Desperation - @theywhowriteandknowthings
Dollhouse, Broken Sleep & Wonderful Tonight Featuring Frankie Morales - @psychedelic-ink
Bound For Carnage Series - @psychedelic-ink
Scotch & Cherry - @ghostfanwriter Tutor!Reader
I Can Barely Breathe, True North & Anchor - @yespolkadotkitty
My Girl Featuring Frankie Morales, Your Taste I Crave, Sharpshooter, Kinktober 22 Lactation & After Hours - @foli-vora
Just A Piece - @palioom
The Cabin In The Woods Part 1, Part 2 & Part 3 - @xdaddysprincessxx Dark!Dead Dove
Dave York Masterlist - @absurdthirst So many good ones on there!
Isn't She A Doll? - @proxima-writes
Three Days - @massivedreamer CartelBossF!Reader
Revenge, Stupid Little Heart & Drabble 1 - @toomanystoriessolittletime
Amarum & A Healing Touch - @juletheghoul
Red & Unholy Series - @alwaysdjarin
Summer Schooled Series Featuring Joel Miller, You Say Hate But I Think You Mean The Other Thing Series & Dave Masterlist - @boliv-jenta
My Best Friend's Dad Series & Dave York Masterlist - @whiskeynwriting
The Senator's Daughter Series - @detectivecarisi-1 Bodyguard!Dave
The Secrets We Keep - @wildemaven
The Violence Of You, Dark!Dave Ropes, Reckless, Pitch Black Series Blind!OFC, Stay With Me, Intimidation Tactics Series Featuring Marcus Pike & Special Virgin!Reader - @whataperfectwasteoftime
A Valentine's In Reverse - @littlebirdsbookshelf
1k Smut Sensation Thigh Riding - @thetriumphantpanda
Antagonists - @getitoutofmymindwrites
Thirteen Days Series - @josephquinnswhore
Two For One - @suzdin Featuring Max Phillips
Drown In Your Wrath & Fury & You Made Me A Villain - @movievillainess721
Appreciation Series F!Nanny Reader, The Storm, Religious Corruption Series Virgin!Reader, Silent, This Is Me Trying Series Surgeon!Dave, & A Little Taste - @pedropascalsx
The Good, The Bad & The Naughty, Attending Mr York Series, One Week With Dave York Series, & Cherry Kisses - @popcornforone
Precious Possessions Series - @exquisiteserotonin
Emptiness - @deadhumourist SoftDom!Dave
Desires & Complications Series - @ezrasbirdie Featuring Marcus Pike
Notes On Tutoring Series - @honestly-shite Music College AU
Assistance - @adancedivasmom
Mine - @theewokingdead F!NannyReader
Needs & Wants - @thefloorisbalaclava
Interrogation - @secretwriterpp Dark/Violence Featuring Frankie Morales
Yours, Rulebreaker, Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) & Temptation - @wheresarizona
Eres Mia Series - @loslentesdepedrito Featuring Marcus Pike
Kinktober Day 4 Breath Play - @moralesispunk
Satisfy Me - @whiskeyncoke-redux
Desired Punishment Series Dark!Dave & Office Rendezvous - @coastielaceispunk
Burnt Honey - @pedrito-friskito
Risk - @katareyoudrilling
Larks & Katydids - @kiwisbell AO3 Link
Daddy Dave Masterlist - @pintsizemama
Volatile - @javier-pena
Dave Request - @radiowallet
Façade - @furious-rogue-stuff
Killer Writing Series - @wardenparker
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jaskierx · 2 months
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I think Samba did Taika's crew shout-out today because he saw the utter *bull* he was getting in the notes of his Valentine's Day post. Putting it up after all that is a sign of friendship and solidarity with Taika, imo. I adore him for that (if that's what he's doing) and for the mermaid face touch clip.
every single time he's even mentioned on instagram the comments are a cesspit, there are even a few on samba's post which is really disheartening
thankfully the majority of people are being normal (or at least they're being abnormal (affectionate) about the show and not about taika)
whether intentional or not, i'm glad samba chose today, and i hope taika is thoroughly unbothered by all of the shite he gets whenever he posts something
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sgiandubh · 6 months
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I’m reading the new Clanlands book. I was hoping it would be a fun read like the first one, no narrative. I’ve now read two different passages in the book where Sam talks about running into a woman he finds attractive whether it’s a hotel patron, hotel staff, or shop worker, including this passage about Valentines Day. He hoped to ask the woman making his smoothie on a date and instead ended up alone in his hotel room on Valentine’s Day dreaming about a romantic night in his hotel room with the fantasy date that never came to fruition.
I wish for once we shippers could get a win instead of taking one step forward and two steps back if you know what I mean. It’s hard to hold out hope of Sam and Cait ever coming out publicly when there’s interviews and books filled with the narrative.
Dear Valentine's Day Anon,
You start with a lie. You are not reading that book. You have read someone else's (dutiful Marple, as always, all hands on deck) choice of salacious/commercial/crappy sentimental passages of a 150 to 200 pages book chock-a-block full with other things. You, therefore, have an F- from me for laziness and naïveté. When you speak about a text, any text (and this, Anon, scarcely is literature), please be honest with yourself and wait until the end. The same way you should never judge a book by its cover, do not judge a book by some excerpts someone picked up in order to show you how desperate the author is to sell it.
Reading is a personal affair. Buy the book. Read it all. And then you'll be qualified to have a grounded opinion. I am not in a hurry to read it and I certainly had no hopes he would give us a single ounce of his reality or truth in a commercial companion to a TV show, as this book clearly is.
Then, there's also that: it is a ghostwritten book and not a very good one. Travel books are also always rife with false self-references and I hope, for one, you do not believe there is anything remotely objective in Marco Polo's Book of the Marvels of the World (some say he never got where he told all the Western World he did!). And if Marco Polo himself lied shamelessly, why wouldn't SRH do exactly the same, for the needs of a scantily cobbled show where he is playing the decoratively fit clown along his older, wiser, nerdy companion?
I was shown the reactions to those dutifully poisonous posts. A mob, cackling and the host gleefully throwing gasoline on that fire (but oh, no: she is not a hater - my foot she isn't). The only comment that truly broke my heart, Anon, is this one:
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What a terrible person must the woman who wrote that be! What a horrible, empty life she must have! Please, for the name of everything holy, leave Chrissie Heughan out of your putrid pettiness! She raised her boys by herself and with very little. Whoever wrote this comment should really, really be ashamed of herself. She can even say whatever she wants about SRH, but she should leave his family out of her hatred. Not a single woman in that thread corrected or challenged her. Not. A. Single. One.
You also tell me you are tired with the tango. I also think no real shipper could fall, by now, for these tired tricks. And if you do believe the interviews and books more than they should be, you are the perfect fodder for those interviews and books that can and should be questioned, as anything else in this strange story is critically questioned every single day.
So you see, Anon, I will perhaps be interested in your grounded opinion the day you will come back after reading the whole book, not Marple's Reader Digest version. If anything, your uninformed, gluttonous curiosity backfired. Unless you came here to spread the holy shite on this doorknob, too. But that is your problem, Anon. Not mine.
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grogusmum · 3 months
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💘HAZEL'S CONVERSATION HEART GAME!!💘
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Hazel is feeling like Cupid this snowy Valentine's Day. But cupid is blind! So who knows which P Boy you'll get!
Just throw a heart in my inbox, and I'll dig into my bag and pull one out for you!
For a random color, pop me a <3
If you have a color preference, here are your choices 🩷🧡💛💚💙💜🤍
That will be your Pedro Boy Valentine!
It isn't a tag game. Everyone and everyone can play!
Feel free to reblog!
(I will be answering most of the asks after work)
Just tagging some folks to get the ball rolling:
@oonajaeadira @writeforfandoms @insomniamamma @honestly-shite @chaoticgeminate @pagannightwitch @max--phillips @agentjackdaniels @katareyoudrilling @mandoblowmybackout @morallyinept @firstofficerwiggles @littledragonlady @littlemissskuld @littlemisspascal @coulsons-fullmetal-cellist @fromthedeskoftheraven @lellowberry @ladamedusoif
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pedropascalsx · 8 months
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3000 FOLLOWER CELEBRATION POST!
- The fanfiction edition.
Hi friends! I don’t know how it happened but I hit 3000 followers recently and I feel unbelievably lucky! I joined this site just over a year ago and I have met many wonderful people and gained multiple friendships from doing so.
And I wanted to celebrate YOU guys and show some appreciation for the fanfics that have taken up space in my heart.
I will be posting a few different celebration posts, one for fanfics, one for people I follow and one more for the GIFs and fics that i’ve created and that i’m proud of.
The list is below in no particular order! They just happen to be posted in a way that my brain let me remember them. I limited the list to ONE fic per writer as I wanted to showcase as many people as I could; so please check out their entire master lists!
1. Weeknights by @frannyzooey - Frankie Morales x F! Reader.
2. Notes on Tutoring by @honestly-shite - Dave York x F! Reader.
3. Lay It On Me by @lavendertales - Javier Peña x F! DEA Reader.
4. The Crush by @the-ginger-hedge-witch Javier Peña x OFC Isabel!
5. Consent by @fuckyeahdindjarin - Dieter Bravo x F! Reader.
6. Celestial Navigation by @write-and-buried - Dieter Bravo x F! Reader.
7. Run to You by @foli-vora - Marcus Pike x F! Reader.
8. Silent Affection by @kteague - Frankie Morales x F! Reader.
9. Psychomanteum by @whatsnewalycat - Dieter Bravo x OFC Louella!
10. Another Way by @theewokingdead - Din Djarin x F! Reader.
11. Stitches by @djarinsbeskar - Din Djarin x F! Reader.
12. Stranger At My Gate by @leslie-lyman - Pero Tovar x Modern! OFC.
13. Sunshine on a Cloudy Day by @pedrito-friskito - Frankie Morales x F! Reader.
14. Intimidation Tactics by @whataperfectwasteoftime - Marcus Pike x Dave York x F! Reader.
15. Peñas Anatomy by @guess-my-next-obsession - Javier Peña x OFC/Reader Lucky.
16. Cognitive Dissonance by @prolix-yuy - Agent Whiskey x F! Reader Sugar.
17. Fix You by @astoryisaloveaffair - Frankie Morales x F! Nanny Reader.
18. My Best Friends Dad by @whiskeynwriting - Dave York x F! Reader.
19. Sinners by @brandyllyn - Pero Tovar x F! Reader.
20. Façade by @furious-rogue-stuff - Dave York x F! Reader.
21. Lie to Me by @iamskyereads - Javier Peña x F! Reader.
22. Ego & Black Powder by @psychedelic-ink - Pero Tovar x F!Prison Guard.
23. Saturdays with Javier by @wildemaven - Javier Peña x F! Reader.
24. Black Sheeps by @charnelhouse - Dave York x F! Reader.
25. Like a River by @radiowallet - Macus Moreno x F! Reader x Frankie Morales.
I also wanted to share TEN of my all time favourite stories by @absurdthirst because it’s literally impossible to pick just one.
1. Stormy Secrets - Dave York x F! Reader.
2. Starvation - Ezra x F! Reader.
3. Xingjião - Pero Tovar x F! Reader.
4. Married to the Mafia - Dave York x F! Reader.
5. Under His Skin - Dave York x F! Reader.
6. Late for Valentines - Dave York x F! Reader.
7. The Donor - Marcus Pike x F! Reader x Dave York.
8. Protective Big Brother - Frankie Morales x F!Davis Reader.
9. Murphy's Sister - Javier Peña x F!Murphy Reader.
10. Daddy Dieter - Dieter Bravo x F! Reader.
PLEASE NOTE - I AM DOING A FOLLOW RECS LIST NEXT!
If I follow you and you didn't make it onto this list - you will be on the next one! Also I will be doing a mini post for published and soon to be published books!
I'm sorry if anyone is missing, it's always a pain trying to remember everyone but this is a list of the fics that mean a lot to me and that i love so so so much!
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xxladyballadxx · 7 days
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Lovebites
❥ Vincent Valentine x (Fem) Reader ❥
♡ SMUT ♡ 🚫MINORS DNI🚫 ♡ Wordcount: 475 words ♡
❥ Note: This fanfiction is not connected to the events from the game. ❥
❥ Summary: Vincent is very hungry for you and so he decided to fuck the brains out of you, wanting to feed on you as he makes love to you in bed. ❥
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⟡ dividers : @saradika-graphics ⟡
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Your beloved Vincent threw you on the bed aggressively, his beastly growl causing your whole body to tense up in such a wild swift of sensation as he pinned your wrists down to the silky sheets. His crimson bright eyes are feasting on you. “W-what are you going to do to me?” You whimpered, your voice felt shaky but it was not out of fear or anything like that. The way you spoke in a softly tender manner caused Vincent to make such a low growl as he pressed down his lips onto your neck, sucking it hard and deep. His deadly yet sweet kisses burning your skin, Vincent’s desire to taste you firing in excitement. 
Vincent dominantly stripped your clothing off before taking off his whole black attire along with his red cloak and throwing them towards the side. He slid his finger into your weak spot causing you to groan, twisting your opening  as he asked with that sexy voice of his, “Does that feel good to you, (Y/n)?” 
“Y-yes..” you croaked, whining. Feeling his finger curling around inside of you. To satisfy him more, Vincent placed another finger in you, wanting to spice things up. You made an arousing noise, your sweating body warming up. Vincent cracked a devilish smirk, he collided his body onto hers inserting his hard cock through your anus. Your hands whipped out onto his back, moaning loudly as he entered your whole paradise. You inched your head to the side to let Vincent suck onto your neck with kisses, marking you. All fell into a blur, your throbbing head began to wander elsewhere feeling your insides being devoured by Vincent’s long ass thick cock. 
“V-Vincent!..ahh!..fuck!..” Calling out his name in such a shameless manner got him all fired up, the music coming out of that horny mouth of yours brought more satisfaction to his needs. “That’s right, you little minx. Scream my name and let the entire world know that you belong to me!” Giving a good hard smack to your buttcheeks, Vincent gripped your lower body while his cock is still trapped inside your anus. You felt your whole body rocking hard, your breasts bouncing wildly. Vincent sunk his fangs onto your neck once more, marking your skin more with lovebites. 
Reaching towards your heavy climax, you moaned to Vincent telling him that you’re about to cum. As he slowly whipped out his dick away from your wet ass vagina, you heard a squirm of white fresh warm milk releasing, caressing against your sweating skin. Vincent gave a long slow panting, his body colliding on top of yours. He grasped your hand and kissed the back of it, “...I love you..” 
A hot stream of tears poured down towards your red dotted cheeks, your arms wrapping him into the warming embrace, “Love you too, my love..” 
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a/n - IM SUCH A SHAMELESS LADY WHEN IT COMES TO WRITING SMUT FANFICS/DRABBLES XD ALSO VINCENT IS A BIT OF OCC IN THIS ONE SO YEAH....
STILL SHITE AT WRITING SMUTS BUT HONTESTLY I DON'T GIVE F*CK ANYMORE
HOPE YOU ALL LIKE THIS YOU HORNY ASS B*TCHES
XOXO
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asgardianhobbit98 · 3 months
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Four for Valentine: Week 2 "The Letter"
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Fandom: The Hobbit
Pairing: Thorin Oakenshield / Reader
Characters: Dwalin, Thorin, Gender Neutral Reader
Important Tags: written from Dwalin's POV, romance, angst, death, alcohol consumption, grief, love, redemption, healing
Words: 1146
Summary: When Dwalin attempts to heal his grief after the Battle of Five Armies, his finds himself not just grieving Thorin but also his sibling. But in the depth of night, ghosts come to life, and Dwalin finds that the letters are more healing than he originally thought. (I really meant for this to be fluffy but then my brain made it bittersweet instead because apparently angst is all I can manage today)
Written for my "Four for Valentine" event 🩷
My dearest y/n.
They are calling it the Battle of Five Armies: a Historic event, it seems. I certainly won’t be forgetting it. And I will make damned sure no Dwarf ever forgets it either. Just like I am making sure that no Dwarf ever forgets Smaug’s taking of the Lonely Mountain. Two points of important Dwarven history… and two moments in my life I would rather forget than remember. But it is crucial I don’t forget. If people remember it feels like people also remember you. Both of you.
My brother said writing down feelings is better than cutting down Orc filth. I still disagree. But I can’t deny that it helped me greatly when I lost you. It will certainly help me greatly now that I have lost him.
I loved you. You were my sibling, how could I not? But even if you had not been my family, I think the two of us would have gotten along well. You were funny in a way I didn’t really get, but which others seemed to find endearing. Thorin certainly found it endearing. More than he dared admit.
You see, I found a letter of his in his belongings. I didn’t mean to rummage through his things. It fell out when I was moving it. So don’t come yelling at me from the rocks now! And I only read it because it was addressed to you.
I hadn’t read your name in so very long. Maybe it was the already present grief, but I suddenly grieved you once more. I had to. Because when I read his letter to you, I saw the life you could have had if I had just been quicker in getting to you. That damned dragon!
He is dead now. Smaug. Revenge didn’t taste as sweet as I thought.
You would have had a life with Thorin. I know it. Because he wrote so. He loved you. Dwarves only love once. He was more devastated than he admitted to any of us. I knew he slipped away from us for a long time after the fall of Erebor. I knew he grew quiet. Distant. I never in a million years thought it was because of you too. I thought his family, his people… And here I was grieving you in front of him, burdening him with my own shite.
Yet, he never once said a word. He simply supported me.
He loved you.
You could have been his. He could have been yours.
Maybe this is for the better after all. If you had been here, you would have had to grieve him. The loss of Thorin is one I do not know how to handle.
I wish you were here to help me.
Perhaps the two of you are there in the afterlife, living among the rocks of Erebor, reunited at last.
Stupid.
Dwalin put the pen down and crumpled the letter in his hands with a little more force than necessary. He threw it aside where he watched it land among all the other attempts. Alone in a room in Erebor, finally home, Dwalin thought he might find some solace in a successful quest. But everything felt wrong.
With a sigh, he moved over to his bed and simply… drank himself to sleep, like he usually did. It helped with the nightmares, it helped with the grief, and it put him right to sleep. It was a win win, really.
Balin hated watching him do it, but Balin wasn’t around at the moment. He was on his way to Moria to continue furthering their people’s wealth; to try and retake the mountain. Meanwhile, Dwalin was still stuck in the past, in his grief… doing nothing with his life… or so he thought, at least.
As the darkness engulfed him, a restless sleep devouring Dwalin, he found that the alcohol actually did very little to help him. Rather than steering him onto a path of just dark, dreamless sleep, Dwalin found himself suddenly standing in his room.
Actually, that wasn’t the best description on where Dwalin found himself. He was in his room, yes, but he was sort of… standing by his bed, watching himself sleep.
It was a weird position to be in, and for a long time, Dwalin did nothing but stare at himself.
Had he died?
Was this the afterlife?
But no, he was breathing… Snoring, actually. It was a rather pitiful sight.
There was a strange humming in the background. As if someone was singing, but it wasn’t one person. It was a vibration so loud it sounded like a thousand people humming. It was peaceful, almost recognizable. As if Dwalin had always heard it in the background whilst walking in the mountain, or out and about.
But he couldn’t quite figure out what it was.
The humming was interrupted by a little shuffle in the room behind him. He turned, finding it rather difficult and slow to do so, and watched…
You.
And Thorin.
Both of you looked ten times better than you’d ever done alive, warm peaceful looks on your faces at all times. The two of you were picking up Dwalin’s attempts at writing a letter to you, reading them with your heads held together, arms locked in a loving touch…
“Y/N?” Dwalin asked, staring at his sibling with pure… shock. And Thorin, his king… “Thorin?”
Both of you looked up at him. But it was you who answered Dwalin: “I like your letters. They make me happy.”
Dwalin must have looked quite dumb as he simply stared in shock, because suddenly you began to chuckle. That chuckle… He’d missed it.
“My dear Dwalin,” Thorin said, “you look as if you’ve seen a ghost.” Both of you chuckled a bit at this.
“You both are…”
“Dead,” you finished for him. “Yes, quite. But that doesn’t mean we’ve left you.”
Thorin nodded along. “We’re always with you. In the rocks that make up your home. In your memories. And we’ll be waiting. Until you’re ready.”
You smiled. Thorin smiled.
And far too soon did that ‘dream’ end because suddenly Dwalin woke up with a start in his bed, looking around the room, searching…
He pushed away the bottle of alcohol. His heart lighter, and went back over to the crumpled up drafts of a letter.
Okay… he thought to himself… I’ll keep writing if it makes you two so damn happy.
Chuckling for the first time in a long, long time, he wrote at least twenty long letters in the candlelight, telling the both of you everything that he wanted to. Because he missed you both, and he loved you. And if you two really did read his letters, then he was going to keep at it until he was sure you both knew just how much you meant to him.
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Ropes (Valentine's Day Exchange)
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Pairing: Dave York x f!reader
Word Count: 2.9k
Warnings: shibari (rope play, restraints), dom/sub undertones, PIV sex, squirting, use of vibrators, competence kink, mentions of edging/overstimulation, knives (but no knife play!!), mention of butt plugs, soft!Dave gets his own warning
Summary: “What are these for?” you ask, examining the hook. Dave’s smile is a sly one. “For the ropes.”
A/N: Happy Valentine's Day, @honestly-shite!!!!!!!!!! Please have some naughty AND soft Dave York who has a secret kink hidden away in his closet........ Created for the Valentine's Day exchange in the Discord server. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, PLEASE KNOW YOU ARE MY LITERAL VALENTINE NOW.
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“D-Dave!”
“That’s it, baby. Tell me.” Dave grits out roughly, his voice uneven from the force of his thrusts. He adjusts his grip on your ass, pulling you up even more so that your ankles are resting on his shoulders as he pounds into you.
“It’s–gonna make me–”
“I know.” Dave smirks. You know he knows–knows exactly what this position does to you. His cock is hammering right on your g-spot, causing pressure to build inside of you. You can feel it coming already, each time he hits the same spot over and over. It’s more powerful than an orgasm, it’s–
“Fuck!” you squeak as the dam suddenly breaks and wetness bursts out around Dave’s cock.
He chuckles darkly, pulling out abruptly just to watch the little stream of liquid splash out of you. He rubs your clit, admiring the way it runs down his fingers as you whimper and come down from the powerful sensation. 
Suddenly, he sheathes himself within you again and you shriek at the overstimulation, but Dave only laughs again, spurred on by your protests. 
“Fucking perfect,” he murmurs as he starts to chase his own end. “So fucking pretty.”
“Dave,” you moan, seemingly only capable of his name as he takes you apart. “Dave.”
“Say it again,” Dave orders through clenched teeth.
“Dave, Dave, Dave–”
He fucks up into you one last time as he cums, hitting something so deep it’s almost painful. You clutch at his shoulders, both of you breathing heavily as you recover. Eventually, he raises his head and looks down at you with a soft smile–and a mischievous glint in his eyes. 
“Happy Valentine’s Day.”
You laugh in surprise. “Wait, wait–was that my gift?”
“I was supposed to get you something?”
You giggle again and slap Dave’s chest playfully. “You ass.”
“I’ll get you something,” he murmurs. “What do you want?”
“Wait, you really didn’t?”
Dave shoots you a withering look. “What do you think?”
“Um–”
“Of course I did. But it’s on back-order, so you’re going to have to be patient for a couple more days."
"What is it?"
"Wouldn't you like to know." He slips out of you with a soft grunt and gets out of bed, searching on the floor for his underwear. 
You stretch languidly and get up too, grimacing at the way the sheets stick to your legs. 
“Let me throw these in the washer,” you tell Dave as you throw on one of his t-shirts, laughing to yourself. “We really do a number on the sheets.”
Dave huffs a little laugh himself. “You weren’t complaining earlier.”
You crinkle your nose as you crumple the top sheet and throw it on the floor. “They’re soaking wet.”
“Whose fault is that?”
“Yours.”
“How do you figure?” Dave snorts.
“You made me do it.” You yank the fitted sheet off of the last corner of Dave’s king-size bed, and a little black strap with a carabiner clip at the end falls out between the mattress and the box spring. You frown, cocking your head to the side. 
You glance over at Dave questioningly. He’s watching you intently; the intensity in his eyes betrays his relaxed stance. No, he’s highly interested in your reaction.
“What are these for?” you ask, examining the hook. 
Dave’s smile is a sly one. “For the ropes.”
“The ropes,” you parrot dumbly. 
Your heart in your throat, you cross to the other side of the bed and stick your hand between the two mattresses, finding a matching strap and another carabiner. 
“Dave,” you scold playfully. “When were you going to tell me?”
“Tell you what?” 
“That you were into some fifty shades shit,” you elaborate, grabbing the dirty sheets and carrying them through to Dave’s laundry room, dumping them in the washer. You shriek in surprise as Dave sneaks up behind you and presses you into the appliance, crowding you in. 
“Don’t bring up that fucking book in this house,” Dave growls into your neck. 
You giggle. “Or what?”
“Or you’ll find out exactly how I am not like that book,” Dave rumbles.
“So you’ve read it, then,” you tease.
“No,” Dave replies, sounding affronted. 
“Then how do you know how you’re not like it?” you point out. 
“Educated guess.” 
You sigh as the weight of his body leaves you, and he rummages in the linen closet for a spare set of sheets. 
“Okay, I’ll bite,” you say. “How are you not like that book?”
“I actually give a shit about consent,” Dave says with a smirk, “and I have about twenty years of experience with tying knots.”
“Show me,” you demand, sticking out your chin.
Dave raises his eyebrows. “Show you?”
“Show me. How would you tie me up?”
“Oh, sweetheart,” Dave begins, his tone a mixture of affection and condescension, “I’d tie you up in hundreds of different ways.”
You locate the third strap underneath the mattress–on your side of the bed–and examine it with curiosity. 
“What kind of rope?” you ask. Your core is tingling with excitement. You knew Dave was intense in the bedroom, but this is as-of-yet unexplored territory between you. 
You watch Dave go to his closet and come back with a box, which he sets on the bed. 
“So instead of a sex dungeon, you have a sex… cardboard box?” you say sardonically. 
“Knock it off, or the first thing you get is this,” Dave mumbles. He pulls out not a rope, but a little black leather paddle, and you feel your stomach drop somewhere down near your feet.
Oh. Shit.
Stunned into silence, you don’t have any more sarcastic remarks as you approach Dave and examine the contents of the box with him. 
As it turns out, there are several different types of rope: some made of soft silk, some that’s thicker and coarser, and a couple of different types of ties and cuffs. And that’s not the only thing in the box, either. Underneath the rope, you spy a Hitachi magic wand, which makes your eyes widen. There’s another flogger–this one with little braided tassels–and a somewhat intimidating-looking butt plug. 
“Still want me to show you?” Dave asks softly.
You don’t have to deliberate on your answer. “Yes,” you whisper. 
Even though you’d just cum enough to justify changing the sheets, you can feel more wetness pooling between your thighs as you picture Dave using all of this stuff on you. 
“Lie down on the bed,” Dave instructs softly. 
You comply immediately, scrambling to the center of the bed and looking back at Dave with a giddy, expectant smile.
Dave smirks. “Jesus. Should have done this ages ago.” He grabs a coil of soft, red silk rope and crawls over your body. “Look at how eager you are.” He takes one end of the rope and slowly drags it down your cheek, making you whimper softly. 
“I’m going to check in regularly,” Dave tells you as he drags the tip of the rope down your neck and to your chest, “to make sure everything feels good, but I still need you to tell me if anything hurts or is uncomfortable at all. Clear?”
You nod. “Clear.”
“I’m very good at this,” Dave says, with no hint of arrogance, “but in the unlikely event that anything tingles or loses feeling, you tell me immediately.”
“Yes,” you nod breathlessly.
“This is for emergencies,” Dave says, reaching for the knife he keeps in his bedside drawer and flicking it open, showing it to you. “If anything feels numb, or you just need out immediately, I cut the ropes. Understand?”
You jump slightly as the blade clicks into place. 
Dave smirks at your reaction. “Don’t worry. I’m very good with this, too.”
“Do I need a safeword?” you ask, gazing up at him with wide eyes.
“‘Stop’ is just fine, honey,” Dave says, giving the tip of your nose a kiss. 
His fingers trail from your shoulder down to your wrist. “I think I’m going to tie your wrists to those little hooks you discovered. Get them out of the way.” He moves to sit next to you on the side of the bed, taking your wrist in his hands and winding the rope around it several times, creating a series of loops that extend past your palm.
“That’s pretty,” you murmur, watching him work. 
“Chain stitch, single column,” Dave explains. He takes the other end of the rope and secures it to one of the hooks underneath the mattress, pulling your arm out straight. He slowly removes the slack, until your arm is immobile on the bed, before tying it securely in place. “Are you comfortable?” he asks, looking over at you expectantly. 
“Yes,” you answer, nodding. Even with just the one arm restrained, your heart is already pounding with anticipation.
“Good girl,” Dave murmurs. “Next one.” He grabs another short rope and repeats the same simple tie on the other hand. Your arms stretch wide as Dave slowly pulls the rope tight, and your upper body is unable to move. 
“It should be snug, but not unbearably tight,” Dave tells you. “Completely immobile, but not painful.”
“It’s perfect,” you say. 
Dave’s fingers trail down your face and throat. You can hear the soft, low growl in his chest. “This is what I like to see,” he rasps. “My girl, helpless and tied to the bed. I could do anything, you know that, right?”
“I trust you,” you whisper.
The words seem to wipe Dave’s teasing, smug expression right off of his face. His eyebrows pull upwards slightly in surprise, his eyes widening for just a moment, in awe of the gift you’re giving him. 
“I know,” he murmurs, before he clears his throat. “Put your leg up, like this.” He grasps your ankle and guides your leg so that your foot is resting near your butt, your knee up in the air. “Good girl.”
Dave takes another length of rope and starts to bind your leg in this position with a series of loops and knots that secure you in a ‘frog’ position.’ You watch his hands with interest, fascinated by his apparent knowledge of knots. The competency is making you weak in the knees almost as much as the actual ropes are. 
“Spiral futomomo,” Dave says, meeting your eyes with a little smirk. “Knew you were going to ask.”
Dave takes the end of the rope, which trails from your ankle, and ties it to the restraint under the mattress, keeping your leg open for him. 
“How are you feeling?” Dave asks, checking in. “Comfortable? Calm?”
“Calm?” you repeat, cocking your head to the side in confusion. 
“Some people, if they aren’t prepared, can get overwhelmed at the feeling of being completely restrained, and panic,” Dave explains. “Want to make sure you’re not feeling short of breath, lightheaded, anything like that.”
“I feel great,” you say, smiling. “I think I like this.”
Dave chuckles low in his throat. “Good girl.”
He ties your other leg with the same intricate knots, then secures it to the last hook, so you’re splayed out on the bed with your knees bent, completely incapable of moving. 
“Oh, I think I know what I want to do with you,” Dave growls, reaching for the box. “You couldn’t keep your eyes off of this earlier, don’t think I didn’t notice,” he says, pulling out the Hitachi wand. “One of these days, I’ll tie this, too, so it stays. Make you cum until you can’t fucking breathe.”
“Dave,” you sigh, wiggling slightly back and forth–the only movement you’re capable of. 
“But look at this little pussy,” Dave says. “It’s wrecked already; it’s all red and it’s covered in me.” He dips his finger into your slit and collects what’s left of his spend, then rubs it over your lips, smiling at the sight. “I just want to see you cum like this once, and then we’re done.”
He switches on the wand and touches it gently to your clit.
Dave was right–you’re already puffy and pink, deliciously sore after a long evening with Dave’s insatiable appetite for making you scream–and the high-frequency vibrations cause you to arch slightly, straining off of the bed but held steady by the ropes. The tight loops dig into your thighs, causing a little hint of pain to travel its way up your nervous system, but you find that it only adds to the pleasure. 
It’s different, not being able to move while Dave does this. He’s teased you before, with that little bullet vibrator that you keep in that drawer, and with that suction thing that you were too embarrassed to tell him about at first. He’s made you cum until you were crying; or, when he’s feeling a bit more sadistic, kept you suspended on the edge for endless minutes until you’re begging him to let you. You should have known he was into ropes; you’re at his mercy, unable to move away from the wand or shift your hips toward it to try and create more friction. 
You whine and strain against the ropes, trying fruitlessly to wiggle back and forth as Dave uses the wand to do whatever he wants to you.
Chuckling Darkly, Dave says, “You know that struggling isn’t going to make any difference, right?”
“Maybe I like to do it,” you respond coyly, and Dave raises one eyebrow.
“Is that right? Struggle all you want, sweetheart. There’s no way you’re getting out of this.”
You let out a lewd moan at his words, and it only serves to spur him on.
“I could leave you like this,” Dave suggests, pretending to mull it over. “I could put the wand down just inches from your pussy and walk away to let you try to reach it. Or,” he says with a smirk, “I could get another rope and tie it right here–” he presses the wand harder on your clit, making you keen for him. “–turn this thing on high, and leave.”
“Dave, no–” you whimper pitifully.
“Mmhmm,” he hums. “Go make myself a cup of coffee, listening to your screams from the bedroom.”
“Please.”
You aren’t sure if you’re pleading for it, or against it. 
“Maybe some other time,” Dave says with a wicked smile. “Right now, I want to see you cum.”
You’re already close, but when he turns the vibrator on high, you quickly arrive at your end, and you do scream as you fall apart. Your body convulses of its own volition, causing the rope to dig painfully into your arms and legs, and some deep part of your lizard brain very unhelpfully kicks in, and all you can focus on, even as you pulse with aftershocks, is that you can’t move.
“Dave. Dave. Dave–” you murmur, your voice slightly shaky. 
In a flash, the knife is in his hand, cutting through the ropes on one of your legs like butter. 
“Talk to me,” Dave rumbles as he calmly continues to slice through the knots.. “What day is it?”
You frown in confusion at the odd question. “Tuesday?”
“Be more specific,” he instructs as he frees your other leg.
“February 14th.”
“And?” He cuts the two ropes holding your wrists firmly against the bed above your head. 
“...Valentine’s Day?”
Dave hums his approval as he takes one wrist in his large hands and gently starts to massage it. You hadn’t been panicking, not really, but you suddenly realize that just the simple act of answering a couple of questions had distracted you from any remaining nerves. 
“Told you,” he remarks, not unkindly. “It can be overwhelming.”
“Thanks,” you say lazily as Dave stretches your legs back down onto the bed and runs his hands up and down your thighs. 
“Good girl,” he murmurs. “Anything hurting?”
You shake your head. “I liked it,” you admit with a giddy smile. 
“Did you,” Dave drawls, the lackadaisical tone covering up the much more earnest undercurrent of wanting to know. 
“I like it when you do pretty much anything,” you tease. 
Dave pauses for a split second, genuine surprise and delight written all over his face before he schools his expression back into ‘easy confidence.’
“Well then,” he says, smirking as he reaches back into the cardboard box and pulls out the large plug. “Why don’t we do this next?”
You gulp, eyes flitting from his face, to the object in his hand, and back to his face again with obvious trepidation. 
“Kidding,” he says. “Unless…?”
You giggle nervously, and Dave shakes his head in amusement, tossing the plug back into the box. “Next Valentine’s Day, perhaps.”
It’s your turn to stare at him in surprise. “N-Next?” The two of you have been dating seriously for a few months now, but you’ve never blatantly discussed future plans. Not like this. 
Realizing he’d just put the two of you in unexplored territory, Dave looks off to the side, seemingly searching for something to say to find his way out of the awkward conversation. 
“I’d like that,” you say softly. 
Dave’s eyes flick to yours, and the two of you look at each other for a few heavy seconds before you twist your features into a coy smile. 
“We could try it sooner than that,” you tease.
“Naughty and impatient,” Dave remarks, but his eyes are twinkling. “But first, you’re going to need to add something else to your Valentine’s gift to me.”
“I do?” you ask, laughing. “Like what?”
“I need some more rope.”
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All BLs from 2023
that I tracked, may not be exhaustive for some regions. Only BLs that ended in 2023 are included in this list.
LAYOUT: Title - sub/alt title - rating/10 - where to find it (with a US IP, if on multiples channels only one listed)
China & Hong Kong
Stay With Me AKA Addicted + fuck you fans - dnf - grey
Stay Still - 7 - YouTube
Japan
Blue Sky Complex - cnf - ?
Can I Buy Your Love From A Vending Machine AKA Sono Koi, Jihanki de Kaemasu ka? - cnf - ?
Candy Color Paradox  AKA Ameiro Paradox - 8 - Gaga
Egoist - dnf - ?
I Cannot Reach You AKA I Can't Reach You AKA Kimi ni wa Todokanai - 10 - Net
If It’s With You AKA Even If I Fall In Love With You AKA  Kimi to nara Koi wo Shite Mite mo’ - 7 - Gaga
Jack o'Frost - 5 - Gaga
Let's Eat Together Aki and Haru AKA Aki wa Haru to Gohan wo Tabetai - 6 - Gaga
Minato's Laundromat Season 2 AKA Minato Shouji Coin Laundry Season 2 - 6 - Gaga
My Beautiful Man 2 AKA  Utsukushii Kare Season 2 - 8 - Viki
My Beautiful Man: Eternal AKA  Utsukushii Kare Eternal - 8 - Viki
My Personal Weatherman AKA  Taikan Yoho - 9 - Gaga
Naked Dinner AKA Zenra Meshi - 7 - Gaga
One Room Angel - dnf - Gaga
Our Dining Table AKA  Bokura no Shokutaku - 9 - Gaga
The End Of The World, With You AKA  Bokura no Micro na Shuumatsu - 6 - Gaga
Tokyo in April is AKA Shigatsu no Tokyo wa - 8 - Viki
What Did You Eat Yesterday Season 2 AKA  Kinou Nani Tabeta? Season 2 - 100 - Gaga
Korea
A Breeze of Love - 8 - iQIYI
A Shoulder to Cry On AKA Comfort the Boy - 4 - Viki
All the Liquors AKA  - Liquor - 8 - Viki
Behind the Shadows - cnf - ?
Bump Up Business - 6 - Gaga
Happy Merry Ending  - 8 - Viki
Individual Circumstances - 7 - Viki
Jun and Jun - Jun & Jun - 9 - viki
Love Class 2 AKA  Love Class Season 2 - 8 - Viki
Love Mate - 8 - Viki
Love Tractor - 9 - iQIYI
Our Dating Sim - 10 - Viki
Our Winter - 5 - YouTube
Sing My Crush AKA  Follow The Wind - 8 - iQIYI
Star Struck AKA Starstruck - 6 - iQIYI
The Director Who Buys Me Dinner - 6 - iQIYI
The Eighth Sense - 9 - Viki
The New Employee AKA The New Recruit AKA Shinib Sawo - 9 - Viki
Unintentional Love Story - 9 - iQIYI
Why R U? - (Korean adaptation of Thai original) - 8 - iQIYI
Myanmar
The Love Ring - dnf - YouTube
The Philippines
Ever After - dnf - YouTube
My Story  - dnf - YouTube
Our Story - dnf - Oxin Films
Stay - dnf - YouTube
The Day I Loved You - dnf - YouTube
Tie The Not AKA Under the Same Sky - 7 - Prime
Singapore
Pure Vanilla - Singapore - 7 - Gaga
Taiwan
HIStory5: Love In The Future (HIStory 5) - 7 - Viki
Kiseki: Dear to Me - (formerly Miracle)  - 9 - Gaga
My Tooth Your Love - 8 - Viki
Stay By My Side - 8 - Viki
You Are Mine - 7 - Gaga
Thailand
609 Bedtime Story - (OhmFluke) - 6 - WeTV
7 Days Before Valentine - cnf - One31
A Boss and a Babe - (ForceBook) - 7 - YouTube
Absolute Zero - 6 - iQIYI
After Sundown AKA Saengrawi - (ZeeNew) - cnf - ?
Bake Me Please - 6 - Gaga
Be Mine Super Star Superstar - (JaFirst) - 6 - Viki
Be My Favorite - AKA You Are My Favorite - 8 - YouTube
Bed Friend - (NetJames) - 8 - YouTube
Between Us - (BounPrem) - 8 - iQIYI
Beyond the Star - dnf - iQIYI
Boyband the series - 3 - grey
Cafe In Love - 3 - grey
Chains of Heart - 3 - iQIYI
Cherry Magic (Thai remake) - (TayNew) - cnf - YouTube
Chiang Mai Adventures - 100 - subscribers only
Colorful Melody - cnf - WeTV
Crazy Handsome Rich - dnf - Gaga
Cutie Pie 2 You special - (ZeeNuNew TutorYim MaxNat) - 7 - YouTube
Dangerous Romance - (PerthChimon) - 8 - YouTube
Dear Kitakyushu - cnf - ?
Destiny Seeker - (EarthBank) - 8 - WeTV
Dinosaur Love - Buddy Line Y Animal AKA Buddy Line Y(aoi) Animal - dnf - iQIYI
Friend. Boy Friend - cnf - ?
Future the series - 7 - YouTube
Hidden Agenda - (JoongDunk) - 8 - YouTube
Hit Bite Love AKA  - Hit Bite Lick - 3 - YouTube
House of Stars - dnf - iQIYI
I Feel You Linger in the Air - 9 - grey
I Will Knock You - 5 - Gaga
La Pluie - 9 - Viki
Laws of Attraction - 9 - iQIYI
Love in Translation - 6 - iQIYI
Love Syndrome III   - characters from Unforgotten Night - 100 - WeTV
Low Frequency - 6 - iQIYI
Make a Wish - 8 - grey
Man Suang - (MileApo) - cnf - ?
Middleman’s Love - (TutorYim) - 6 - iQIYI
Moments Of Love - cnf - ?
Moonlight Chicken - (EarthMix) - 8 - YouTube
My Biker - cnf - ?
My Blessing - 2 - YouTube
My Dear Gangster Oppa - 8 - iQIYI
My School President - (GeminiFourth) - 9 - YouTube
My Universe - Casanova Begins - 2 - iQIYI
My Universe - Fake Love - 4 - iQIYI
My Universe - Pisces of Me - 4 - iQIYI
My Universe - The Camp Fire - 5 - iQIYI
My Universe - Marry Go Round  - 5 - iQIYI
My Universe - Right Time, Right You - 5 - iQIYI
My Universe - You Are My Soulmate - 6 - iQIYI
My Universe - Lucky Love - 7 - iQIYI
Naughty Babe  - (MaxNat) - 8 - iQIYI
Never Let Me Go - (PondPhuwin) - 8 - YouTube
Night Dream - dnf - YouTube
Only Friends - (ForceBook) - 3 - YouTube
Our Skyy 2: A Boss and a Babe - (ForceBook) - 6 - YouTube
Our Skyy 2: A Tale of Thousand Stars - (EarthMix) - 8 - YouTube
Our Skyy 2: Bad Buddy - (OhmNanon) - 8 - YouTube
Our Skyy 2: My School President - (GeminiFourth) - 8 - YouTube
Our Skyy 2: Never Let Me Go - (PondPhuwin) - 8 - YouTube
Our Skyy 2: Star in My Mind - (JoonDunk) - 8 - YouTube
Our Skyy 2: The Eclipse - (FirstKhao) - 8 - YouTube
Our Skyy 2: Vice Versa - (JimmySea) - 6 - YouTube
Pastsenger AKA - Past-senger  - 4 - Gaga
Remember Me - (JaFirst) - 5 - Gaga
Senior Love Me - 3 - YouTube
SHADOW - dnf - x
Step By Step - 9 - Gaga
The Luminous Solution - 3 - Gaga
The Promise - 4 - YouTube
The Whisperer - cnf - ?
Till the World Ends - dnf - grey
Tin Tem Jai  - 5 - Gaga
Tin Tem Jai special - 4 - YouTube
Venus in the Sky  - 5 - iQIYI
Wedding Plan - 7 - YouTube
Vietnam
Love Bill  - source title: - LỜI HỨA MÙA HẠ - dnf - YouTube
Mr Cinderella 2 - dnf - YouTube
Stormy Honeymoon - dnf - YouTube
Stupid Genius - 7 - YouTube
The Star Always Follow You - Lấp Lánh Tựa Ánh Sao Trời - dnf - YouTube
Vian the series - (Bah Vinh) - 4 - YouTube
cnf = could not find
dnf = did not finish
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