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New Release Wednesday: The Earl, Her Reluctant Guardian by Wareeze Woodson
If you like a good romance with lots of suspense, look no further!
Over her shoulder, Vanessa viewed The Academy for Young Ladies fading in the distance behind the carriage. Turning forward with a sigh of relief, she relaxed. She could hardly wait to catch her first glimpse of Hill House again.
Upon her arrival, she never expected to have her guardian residing in her home. If she considered him…
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Book Recommendations: Season’s Readings
In the Event of Love by Courtney Kae
With her career as an event planner imploding after a tabloid blowup, Morgan Ross isn't headed home for the holidays so much as in strategic retreat. Despite the breathtaking mountain vistas, her hometown of Fern Falls is built of one heartbreak on top of another, such as her one-time best friend turned crush, Rachel Reed. Yet when Morgan discovers that the Reeds' struggling tree farm is the only thing standing between Fern Falls and corporate greed destroying the whole town's livelihood, she decides she can put heartbreak aside to save the farm by planning her best fundraiser yet.
This is the first volume in the “Fern Falls” series.
Once in a Lifetime by Mary Monroe
Vanessa Hayes is always down for traditional family holiday fun - until now. She’s making her oft-delayed wish finally come true: Christmas in Paris. But when her passport gets delayed, it's too late for Vanessa to rebook. Meanwhile, Judith Guthrie is too busy worrying about her seriously ill brother to have time to celebrate. A trip to France is a kind of happiness she can't imagine. But when she accidentally receives Vanessa's passport, Judith can't resist delivering it in person so Vanessa will at least have her holiday dream. She can't anticipate that her small gesture will result in a series of big choices and big miracles.
Snow by John Banville
Detective Inspector St. John Strafford has been summoned to County Wexford to investigate a murder. A parish priest has been found dead in Ballyglass House, the family seat of the aristocratic, secretive Osborne family. The year is 1957 and the Catholic Church rules Ireland with an iron fist. Strafford - flinty, visibly Protestant and determined to identify the murderer - faces obstruction at every turn, from the heavily accumulating snow to the culture of silence in the tight-knit community he begins to investigate. As he delves further, he learns the Osbornes are not at all what they seem. And when his own deputy goes missing, Strafford must work to unravel the ever-expanding mystery before the community's secrets, like the snowfall itself, threaten to obliterate everything.
This is the first volume in the “St. John Strafford” series.
Christmas in Peachtree Bluff by Kristy Woodson Harvey
When the Murphy women are in trouble, they always know they can turn to their mother, Ansley. So when eldest daughter Caroline and her husband announce they are divorcing - and fifteen-year-old daughter Vivi acts out in response - Caroline, at her wits end, can’t think of anything to do besides leave her with Ansley in Peachtree Bluff for the holidays. After all, how much trouble can one teenager get into on a tiny island? Quite a lot, as it turns out.
This is the fourth volume in the “Peachtree Bluff” series.
The Matzah Ball by Jean Meltzer
Rachel Rubenstein-Goldblatt is a nice Jewish girl with a shameful secret: she loves Christmas. For a decade she's hidden her career as a Christmas romance novelist from her family. Her talent has made her a bestseller even as her chronic illness has always kept the kind of love she writes about out of reach. But when her diversity-conscious publisher insists she write a Hanukkah romance, her well of inspiration suddenly runs dry. Desperate not to lose her contract, Rachel's determined to find her muse at the Matzah Ball, a Jewish music celebration on the last night of Hanukkah, even if it means working with her summer camp archenemy - Jacob Greenberg.
#fiction#romance#christmas romance#christmas stories#cozy christmas#reading recommendations#reading recs#book recommendations#book recs#to read#TBR pile#tbr#library books#holiday books#holiday#booklr#book tumblr
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the concept for this list was: fifty books written by women about women, published within the past five years, (2017-now), that aren’t normal people and whatever else sally rooney just released. i also tried to avoid anything that gave explicitly rooney vibes. (here is why.) i stuck mostly with realism, though some have elements of fantasy or magic or horror. if you have questions about triggers for any particular book feel free to reach out.
Everything Here Is Beautiful by Mira T. Lee
We Play Ourselves by Jen Silverman
Transcendent Kingdom by Yaa Gyasi*
Goodbye, Vitamin by Rachel Khong
Sweet Lamb of Heaven by Lydia Millet*
The Care and Feeding of Ravenously Hungry Girls by Anissa Gray
No One Is Talking About This by Patricia Lockwood*
All’s Well by Mona Awad*
The Vanishing Half by Brit Bennett*
Red at the Bone by Jacqueline Woodson*
Convenience Store Woman by Sayaka Murata*
The Push by Audrey Audrain
Kim Jiyoung, Born 1982 by Cho Nam-Joo
A Certain Hunger by Chelsea G. Summers
Sad Janet by Lucie Britsch
Weather by Jenny Offill
If I Had Your Face by Frances Cha
The Comeback by Ella Berman
The Farm by Joanne Ramos
Breasts and Eggs by Mieko Kawakami
Writers & Lovers by Lily King*
Queenie by Candice Carty-Williams
My Sister, the Serial Killer by Oyinkan Braithwaite
My Dark Vanessa by Kate Elizabeth Russell
Supper Club by Lara Williams
Vacuum in the Dark by Jen Beagin
In the Dream House: A Memoir by Carmen Maria Machado*
Severance by Ling Ma
Nightbitch by Rachel Yoder
Lurkers by Sandi Tan
Girl, Woman, Other by Bernardine Evaristo
Mexican Gothic by Silvia Moreno-Garcia
Crying in H Mart by Michelle Zauner
Edie Richter is Not Alone by Rebecca Handler
Mostly Dead Things by Kristen Arnett
Long Live the Tribe of Fatherless Girls by T Kira Madden
Godshot by Chelsea Bieker
Betty by Tiffany McDaniel*
The Girl with the Louding Voice by Abi Daré
Ordinary Girls: A Memoir by Jaquira Díaz
The Memory Police by Yōko Ogawa
Fake Like Me by Barbara Bourland
Saint X by Alexis Schaitkin
My Life as a Rat by Joyce Carol Oates*
Tell the Machine Goodnight by Katie Williams
The Power by Naomi Alderman
Little Fires Everywhere by Celeste Ng*
Eleanor Oliphant is Completely Fine by Gail Honeyman
Penance by Kanae Minato*
Quicksand by Malin Persson Giolito
a note: this list is obviously limited to books that i have either personally read or know a lot about.
* means the author has other good books that i know of, i just didn’t want to repeat any authors
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I put this off by a day so I could include another book on the "finished" list, and oh my GOD it was so good and I'm so excited to gush about it, so let's gooooo:
what have I been reading?
Starsoul (C.L. Polk) - what a DELIGHTFUL end to a series!! like Witchmark and Stormsong, it filled me with warm fuzzy feelings AND socialist rage! and I'm only a little miffed that [spoilers] we never got to see a certain promised wedding. C.L. Polk is tremendous, go read all their shit immediately.
The Body Is Not An Apology: The Power of Radical Self-Love [Second Edition] (Sonya Renee Taylor) - glad I read it! been on the list for a LONG time! do not actually remember a TON of things about it now that it's been a few weeks! but I'm sure it's doing a lot of really positive work for a lot of people, yeehaw!
Kink (edited by R.O. Kwon and Garth Greenwell) - okay, so. I made a point of reading this pretty quickly after it came out because so many people were harassing Kwon and Greenwell about it on twitter and I HAD to know what the hype was about, and it's... an impeccably well-curated collection of short stories, I'll give it that. the tone is pretty dang consistent throughout, and there are some real standouts - Brandon Taylor and Vanessa Clark's contributions come to mind. overall, though? man, these are some stories about sex that manage to never actually get very sexy. I don't want your literary prose, man, I want to intellectually nut.
Revolting Prostitutes: The Fight for Sex Workers' Rights (Molly Smith and Juno Mac) - this is hands down one of my FAVORITE books I've read this year. absolutely rock solid work, a great breakdown of various models of criminalization and legalization of sex work around the world and how it impacts the workers - written by actual sex workers. I feel like I really LEARNED reading this book, and I'm delighted. if you only read one nonfiction book this year make it this one.
Skin Folk (Nalo Hopkinson) - this collection didn't quite capture the delight I felt reading Falling In Love With Hominids, but the bright spots are absolutely radiant. special mention goes to "Fisherman," which offered up more tasteful smut in a single short story than the entirety of Kink.
The City of Brass (S.A. Chakraborty) - oh holy shit holy fuck you guys this was SO FUN, I love big sweeping fantasies so much!! I'm so excited to read the sequels!! Nahri and Ali are both delightful, the world is DECADENT, and the political intrigue is sumptuous. this is exactly the kind of shit I want in a doorstopper fantasy. can't believe Nahri and Dara managed to over 500 pages without boning but there's always hope for the sequel.
what am I reading now?
Book of Hours (Kevin Young) - okay, listen, we've established that I'm not good at reading poetry. but this one has a narrative so clear and coherent that even a dummy like me can pick up on it, and that's helping a lot!
what did I grab from the library to read while I hang out with my mom for two weeks?
Red at the Bone (Jacqueline Woodson) - Woodson is one of my favorite children's/middle readers authors in the entire world, and I'm super jazzed to read more of her adult fiction!
Children of Vengeance and Virtue (Tomi Adeyemi) - yes it's been more than two years since I read Children of Blood and Bone but I'm sure that it'll be fine!
Living a Feminist Life (Sara Ahmed) - this is another one that's been on my to-read list FOREVER, largely because of Ahmed's Feminist Killjoy work. can't go home without something academic to read so I can pretend my brain isn't in full vacation rot, etc.
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every book i read in 2020
books i read for school are bolded, rereads are starred
paradise rot by jenny hval
tin man by sarah winman
we were feminists once by andi zeisler
little weirds by jenny slate
a girl is a half formed thing by eimear mcbride
deaf republic by ilya kaminsky
reverie by ryan la sala
the year of magical thinking by joan didion
on beauty by zadie smith
dark and deepest red by anna-marie mclemore
black dog of fate by peter balakian
the elements of style by william strunk jr & eb white
tell the wolves i’m home by carol rifka brunt
long live the tribe of fatherless girls by t kira madden
the fact of a body by alex marzano-lesnevich
lovely war by julie berry
foul is fair by hannah capin
the king of crows by libba bray
the end we start from by megan hunter
uprooted by naomi novik
the monster hypothesis by romily bernard
the line becomes a river by francisco cantu
the queen by josh levin
red hood by elana k. arnold
the lying game by ruth ware
bunny by mona awad
the last true poets of the sea by julia drake
citizen by claudia rankine
my year of rest and relaxation by ottessa moshfegh
the vacationers by emma straub
their eyes were watching god by zora neale hurston
the virgin suicides by jeffrey eugenides
*dare me by megan abbott
the water cure by sophie mackintosh
the chronology of water by lidia yuknavitch
the subversive copyeditor by carol fisher saller
*on earth we’re briefly gorgeous by ocean vuong
how to do nothing by jenny odell
the midnight lie by marie rutkoski
future home of the living god by louise erdrich
the nightingale by kristin hannah
*a great and terrible beauty by libba bray
*rebel angels by libba bray
the fountains of silence by ruta sepetys
*the sweet far thing by libba bray
the bluest eye by toni morrison
the paper wasp by lauren acampora
piecing me together by renee watson
get a life, chloe brown by talia hibbert
you’ll miss me when i’m gone by rachel lynn solomon
the widow of pale harbor by hester fox
passing by nella larsen
my dark vanessa by kate elizabeth russell
kindred by octavia butler
beach read by emily henry
you should see me in a crown by leah johnson
the guest list by lucy foley
the magic toyshop by angela carter
the southern book club’s guide to slaying vampires by grady hendrix
catherine house by elisabeth thomas
home before dark by riley sager
take a hint, dani brown by talia hibbert
what we lose by zinzi clemmons
the burning girl by claire messud
godshot by chelsea bieker
the thirteenth tale by diane setterfield
such a fun age by kiley reid
the party upstairs by lee conell
my education by susan choi
the city we became by nk jemisin
the lightness by emily temple
followers by megan angelo
temporary by hilary leichter
the kingdom of back by marie lu
the lady’s guide to celestial mechanics by olivia waite
mexican gothic by silvia moreno-garcia
the bloody chamber & other stories by angela carter
burn our bodies down by rory power
dangerous alliance by jennieke cohen
i’m thinking of ending things by iain reid
pizza girl by jean kyoung frazier
i’ll be gone in the dark by michelle mcnamara
the ghost map by steven johnson
luster by raven leilani
blood water paint by joy mccullough
death in her hands by ottessa moshfegh
cemetery boys by aiden thomas
madame bovary by gustave flaubert
exciting times by naoise dolan
blood countess by lana popović
the hazel wood by melissa albert
jane doe by victoria helen stone
problem child by victoria helen stone
eight perfect murders by peter swanson
heart berries by terese marie mailhot
the austen playbook by lucy parker
take me apart by sara sligar
salt slow by julia armfield
the vanishing half by brit bennett
the price of salt by patricia highsmith
the last by hanna jameson
the comeback by ella berman
horrid by katrina leno
the clique by lisi harrison
another brooklyn by jacqueline woodson
the great believers by rebecca makkai
heartburn by nora ephron
spoiler alert by olivia dade
memorial by bryan washington
will my cat eat my eyeballs?: big questions from tiny mortals about death by caitlin doughty
the lying life of adults by elena ferrante
plain bad heroines by emily m. danforth
days of distraction by alexandra chang
*bunheads by sophie flack
what we don’t talk about when we talk about fat by aubrey gordon
pet by akwaeke emezi
know my name by chanel miller
the glass hotel by emily st. john mandel
leave the world behind by rumaan alam
a certain hunger by chelsea g. summers
because internet by gretchen mcculloch
writers & lovers by lily king
averno by louise glück
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Top 20 books of 2020
Just a little list of books I loved this year. These are not necessarily 2020 releases, just books I read this year. Enjoy!
1. If I Was Your Girl by Meredith Russo
2. My Dark Vanessa by Kate Elizabeth Russell
3. The Things They Carried by Tim O’Brien
4. Song of the Dryad by Natalia Leigh
5. Autoboyography by Christina Lauren
6. Roomies by Christina Lauren
7. Felix Ever After by Kacen Callender
8. The Hate U Give by Angie Thomas
9. The Dark Wife by Sarah Diemer
10. The Priory of the Orange Tree by Samantha Shannon
11. All Boys Aren’t Blue by George M. Johnson
12. The Bromance Book Club by Lyssa Kay Adams
13.On the Come Up by Angie Thomas
14. Silver in the Wood by Emily Tesh
15. The Poppy War by R.F. Kuang
16. The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
17. In a Holidaze by Christina Lauren
18. Written in the Stars by Alexandria Bellefleur
19. Love and Other Words by Christina Lauren
20. Another Brooklyn by Jacqueline Woodson
If you’d like to see a dedicated review for any of these books just let me know! What were some of your favorite books this year?
#books#2020 books#bookblr#book wrap up#LGBT literature#LGBT books#lgbtreads#classics#F/F romance#romance novels#reading#reader#Book Recommendations#booklover#Books and Literature#christina lauren#angie thomas
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Lesbian Authors
A.J. Adaire
Pat Adams-Wright
Dorothy Allison
S.W. Anderson
Elizabeth Andre
Mavis Applewater
Ann Aptaker
J.A. Armstrong
Michelle Arnold
Clare Ashton
K. Aten
Victoria Avilan
Darla Baker
Roslyn Bane
Ann Bannon
Solia Panche Bealti
Alison Bechdel
Georgia Beers
Sharon Marie Bence
Bridget Birdsall
Harper Bliss
Andrea Bramhall
Jaye Robin Brown
Anna Burke
Amalie Cantor
Brandee Carbo
Suzie Carr
Dawn Carter
C.L. Cattano
Becky Chambers
Kate Charlton
Sharon Cho
Barbara L. Clanton
Hannah Abigail Clarke
Shelby Cochran
Helen Corcoran
Jeanne Córdova
Audrey Coulthurst
Delores Cremm
Maggie Dane
Emily M. Danforth
Sandra de Helen
Barbara Dennis
Nicole Dennis-Benn
Stefani Deoul
K.E. DePalmenary
T.L. Dickerson
Jennifer Diemer
Sarah Diemer *
Jane DiLucchio
J.M. Dragon
Moondancer Drake
K.B. Draper
Cassandra Duffy
A.L. Duncan
Nann Dunne
Sarah Ettritch
Lillian Faderman
Sara Farizan
Leslie Feinberg
Anna Ferrara
Fannie Flagg
Jane Fletcher
Laura Foley
Katherine V. Forrest
Diane Fortier
Giselle Fox
Anna Furtado
Elisa M. Galbreath
Lynn Galli
S.L. Gape
Nancy Garden
Lyn Gardner
S. Anne Gardner
Pauline George
Ana B. Good
Parker Gordon
Erin Gough
Kimberly Cooper Griffin
Nicola Griffith
Agnes H. Hagadus
Anne Hagan
Radclyffe Hall
S.M. Harding
Ellen Hart
Nancy Ann Healy
Fran Heckrotte
Natasja Hellenthal
Dotti Henderson
Claire Highton-Stevenson
Gerri Hill
E.M. Hodge
Dayna Ingram
Isabella
Jae
Adiba Jaigirdar
Jo Jennings
Heather Rose Jones
E.A. Kafkalas
Karin Kallmaker
Riley LaShea
Stacey-Leanne
Lez Lee
Malinda Lo
Ann-Marie MacDonald
Renee MacKenzie
Prudence MacLeod
Lise MacTague
Lucy J. Madison
Rachel Maldonado
Siera Maley
Laurie J. Marks
Julie Maroh
Michelle Marra
Paula Martinac
Arkady Martine
Q.C. Masters
Andi Marquette
Pamela Mauldin
Robbi McCoy
M.K. McGowan
Gill McKnight
Ann McMan
Heather McVea
Mary Meriam
Ronni Meyrick
Martha Miller
Rogena Mitchell-Jones
K.A. Moll
Sallyanne Monti
Annette Mori
Bonnie J. Morris
Jaycie Morrison
Niamh Murphy
Charlene Neil
Natasha Ngan
Nik Nicholson
Baren Nix
Ocean
Paula Offutt
Chinelo Okparanta
Chris Parsons
Angela Peach
Julie Anne Peters
B.J. Phillips
Ashley Quinn
Radclyffe
Cheryl Rainfield
Adan Ramie
Nina Revoyr
Rhavensfyre
Julia Diana Robertson
Nita Round
Morgan Routh
Joanna Russ
Laurie Salzler
Shamim Sarif
Lacey Schmidt
Sarah Schulman
Tina Sears
Cass Sellars
Merry Shannon
Fiona Shaw **
Kaden Shay
Djuna Shellam
Jen Silver
Jennis Slaughter
Adrian J. Smith
E.H. Smith
Vanessa Snyder
Alison R. Solomon
Raven J. Spencer
Ali Spooner
Rose Stone
Carren Strock
Rebecca Sullivan
Leandra Summers
Mariko Tamaki
Michelle L. Teichman
Keira Michelle Telford
Rae Theodore
M.E. Tudor
Vanda
Elle Vaughn
Missouri Vaun
Anastasia Vitsky
Tillie Walden
Sarah Waters
HollyAnne Weaver
Laney Webber
Louise Welsh
Caren J. Werlinger
K.D. Williamson
B.L. Wilson
Catherine M. Wilson
Barbara Winkes
Lee Winter
Jeanette Winterson
Chris Anne Wolfe
T.J. Wolfe
Jacqueline Woodson
Fiona Zedde
Kristen Zimmer
* Also writes under the pen names Elora Bishop and Bridget Essex
** Not to be confused with the Irish actress of the same name
This list is subject to changes. Compiling a list of lesbian authors is a challenge because not all authors are out and my sources of information are limited. I had to rely on finding author bios, interviews, tweets, etc. in which an author mentions her sexual orientation. I also got many of these names from the Lesbian Authors Guild.
#lesbian#authors#writers#lesbian authors#lesbian writers#female authors#female writers#lesbians#long post
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Gossip girl characters
Blair Waldorf has taught me to be unapologetically myself, never let people tell me who I really am and to never settle for less.
Serena Van der Woodson has taught me that if I work hard at it I can change for the better, despite my past mistakes.
Dan Humphrey taught me that in order to move forward in life I must take risks, even if my pride is in jeopardy.
Nate Archibald taught me the importance of loyalty and to always be there for those that need me, no matter how bad they've wronged me.
Chuck Bass taught me that I don't always have to rescue myself its ok to ask for help, be vulnerable, and feel emotions.
Vanessa Abrams taught me that materialistic things don't define me as a person. Its who I am that defines me at the end of the day not the designer handbag I use.
Jenny Humphrey taught me to not be someone I'm not because I will eventually lose myself in the midst of it all.
These seven characters have taught me so much and that is forever why I love and always will love gossip girl xoxo 💋
#gossip girl#xoxo#blair waldorf#serena van der woodsen#Dan Humphrey#nate archibald#chuck bass#Jenny Humphrey#vanessa abrams
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#bloom legacy#bloom gen 2#dina bloom#rachelle summer scott#erik fyres#erik brooks#vanessa woodson#libby pancakes
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Frigid Bitch 2019 Results
Frigid Bitch - back for year 6!
Continuing tradition as probably the biggest ladies/non-binary bike race in the universe with over 100 riders, this year’s Frigid Bitch expanded with first-time-ever-offered pre-registration and MORE PODIUMS. Held at Threadbare Cider in Spring Garden, at 10am on Saturday, February 16th, 2019, racers started flooding in to stock up on gear, check out the competition, and pick up their maps & manifests.
As always, there is a one hour window for racers to frantically plan their routes, forge alliances, and make friends. A few local ladies’ racing teams showed up in force, and some veteran Frigid Bitch ride-or-die gangs side-eyed up their matching kits and focused efficiency with determined fuck-it, let’s-do-this attitudes. New racers met riding partners on-site, and a handful of volunteers showed up to take in the crowd before heading out to their no-longer-secret positions.
A quarter to go-time, everyone was hustled outside to unlock their steeds and gear up for the start line.
THE CHECKPOINTS
Grandview Overlook
Every year, for the out-of-towners, suburb queens, commuters who never stray from the beaten track - there’s always one checkpoint that everybody knows how to get to. Not that we’d make it easy! Pittsburgh’s famous overlook is a slag up Mt Washington, and with the main thru way closed, racers had to either bump it up via shattered sidewalks, or find away around. Volunteers were ready with a toast at the top!
Fineview Overlook
In a city of hills and bridges you’re gonna have a lot of overlooks … Grandview’s much lesser known cousin on the Northside had racers figuring out how to find their way above the ballfield. Anyone who actually followed the map to this checkpoint found themselves climbing one of the toughest Dirty Dozen Hills….oh, did we do that? Whoops!
Herr’s Island
Keep following the map in the other direction, and it’d take you down Rialto St (another Dirty Dozen Hill! Who drew this?!) and across the 30th St Bridge to Herr’s Island, haven of local crew teams and isolated Pgh elite. Everyone knows it’s there; most cyclists have zero reason to ever trek over. On the far end of the island, through some woods & down some steps to a gravel lot in a crumbling wall, volunteers were waiting with a camp fire to check off numbers of the racers who hiked-a-bike or threw down and hustled on foot.
5 Points
Speaking of hike-a-biking, the furthest checkpoint from the start was tucked away in Pgh’s mountain biking mecca, Frick Park. There’s only one spot in the woods where 5 trails spike together in a star formations, colloquially known as…. FIVE POINTS!!! Entering the trail from Beechwood Blvd in Squirrel Hill, anyone who made it this far had to off-road their ride down dirt paths and over exposed roots. But hey, there was hot chocolate at the bottom!
Murray Hill
Not far from 5 points, Murray Hill Ave gave everyone the opportunity to experience off- roading on a one of the most quintessential Pgh urban this-is-actually-still-a-road terrains (second only to massive potholes): brutally steep cobbles!
Iron Eden Metal Works
Oh, but there were potholes. Snaking the back way up & down bombed-out Sassafras St, nestled in the shadows of the Bloomfield Bridge, lies a two-tiered & strange-looking structure. ~By night!~ a times-past underground venue in the woods, ~by day!~ a rustbelt relic: Iron Eden!
Bonus checkpoint feature: ~ * g l a m o u r s h o t s * ~
The Hot Metal Bridge
It’s a classic. Need we say more?
The Boob Mausoleum
Probably the most infamous tomb in the Allegheny Cemetery, the WHITE mausoleum features a bafflingly intense commitment to full-blown Egyptian theme&decor. Stationed just outside the crypt’s brass-cast pillar-flanked doors, 2 ~prominent~ sphinxes stand guard over the venerable (?) White family portal. Stationed just outside the sphinxes….Frigid Bitch BEACH PARTY!!
Mohawk St
Finally, last in line but top of the list as far as checkpoint shenanigans go; bomb down Fifth Ave from Pitt campus and right before you hit the Birmingham Bridge, there’s a set of city steps that ascend into the woods of West Oakland. They spit out at Landslide Community Farms and a pink jersey barrier where volunteers waited with a camp fire* and a case of PBR. They’d set up a beer chute along the top of the stairs and stood in suspense while racers ran up the steps, not taking the bait. Finally, the vet bitch gang of Alex K, Katherine J and Frankie M threw their bikes over their shoulders, rushed the chute, grabbed a beer, cracked it with their teeth and chugged on the way up.
*if you missed the campfire, it’s because the fire dept showed up to put it out. See? Shenanigans!
Once the clock struck 2, everyone had 1 hour to race back to Threadbare. Bikes were slammed into the temp parking, road shoes clacked across the parking lot, the doors were thrown over and spoke card numbers hollered at the waiting table-side officials.
P A R T Y T I M E
Pizza was eaten, cider was drunk, war stories were exchanged! Multi-year Bitch Queen Elise R regaled audiences with a story that started as a complaint that she couldn’t run any red lights on the North Side because there were too many cops around, then perked up with details about bombing down towards an intersection from Mohawk, where a white SUV veered into the corner of the intersection, blocking traffic for Elise & her crew to blast their way through, waved them past and yelled “YEAH FRIGID BITCH!!!”
Podiums
For the first time, the Frigid Bitch podium split into multiple categories. Singlespeed, Mountain Bike, Masters, and Out-Of-Town were added in addition to the all-encompassing Women & Nonbinary Open Field. Check back next year; more are comin!
Fixed/Singlespeed
1. Alexandra Korshin
2. Rachel Thompson
Masters
1. Louanna Bailey
2. Frankie Montenegro
3. Kelly Haderly
4. Monica VanDieran
5. Jen Damon
6. Suz Falvey
7. Christa Ross
8. Stacie Truszkowski
9. Barbara Jensen
10. Sarah Crawford
11. Simone Riddle
12. Suzanne Kinsky
13. Athena Marsh
14. Cynthia Billisits
15. Suzie Silver
16. Heather Mccracken
17. Jolynn Gibson
18. Kelli Jones
19. Dorothy Voelker
Mountain Bike
1. Suz Falvey
2. Vincent Zeng
3. Nikki Turner
Out Of Town
1. Jane Hodge
2. Caitlin Woodson
3. Sara Khalil
Open Field Results!
1. Elise Rowe #10
2. Shaena Ulissi #18
3. Caryn Willis #73
4. Anna Bieberdorf #114
5. Katie Webber-Plank #93
6. Julie Grove #91
7. Louanna Baily #15
8. Lydia Yoder #50
9. Lindsay Dill #28
10. Alyssa Crawford #62
11. Jessie Appleman #87
12. Ania Jaroszewicz #6
13. Amy Wincek #111
14. Emily Palmer #54
15. LaurynStalter #79
16. Mary-Wren Ritchie #86
17. Alexandra Korshin #69
18. Frankie Montenegro #44
19. Katharine Jordan #78
20. Lan Tran #89
21. Naomi Anderson #107
22. Alexandria Shewczyk #29
23. Jaime Martina #26
24. Megan Andrews #43
25. Cansu Ozen #39
26. Sara Horsey #75
27. Shequaya Bailey #7
28. Kelly Haderly #84
29. Megan Sybeldon #46
30. Allison Glick #104
31. Acadia Klain #37
32. Robyn Brewer #34
33. Anna Barensfeld #52
34. Kelsey Kradel #83
35. Monica VanDieren #4
36. Jen Damon #80
37. Suz Falvey #88
38. Christa Ross #82
39. StacieTruszkowski #102
40. Greta Daniels #60
41. Elizabeth Salesky #33
42. Barbara Jensen #41
43. Sara Madden #92
44. Vanessa Jameson #110
45. Jane Hodge #112
46. Sarah Crawford #90
47. Rachel Dingfelder #59
48. Mary Kate Minnick #27
49. Caitlin Woodson #13
50. Simone Riddle #64
51. Sara Khalil #94
52. Suzanne Kinsky #71
53. Taylor Wescott #35
54. Kathleen Blackburn #49
55. Athena Marsh #57
56. Riesa Lirette #14
57. Vincent Zeng #32
58. Anna Faber #47
59. Erin Potts #51
60. Molly Orzechowski #666
61. Jenna DeVivo #23
62. Laura Watson #99
63. Ngani Ndimbie #108
64. Rachel Thompson #113
65. Alexandra Falk #81
66. Cynthia Billisits #48
67. Sarah Martin #97
68. Laura Everhart #53
69. Bonnie Weibel #61
70. Mary Jackson #65
71. Leah Nicolich #103
72. Charlie Eddington #106
73. Catherine Armbruster #42
74. Paula Zamora #16
75. Ramona Stanley #38
76. Morgan Sulik #21
77. Anusha Simha #119
78. Yvette Aban #58
79. Hwa Han #63
80. Sarah Scherk #101
81. Hayes Indigo #1
82. Milo Spiders #100
83. Jenna Geiman #22
84. Hannah Berg #31
85. Suzie Silver #56
86. Julie Mallis #36
87. Morgan Tunstall #30
88. Heather McCracken #45
89. Shannon Frishkorn #115
90. Jamie Parke #66
91. Kate Bechak #105
92. Jaclyn Sternick #74
93. Jolynn Gibson #40
94. Maureen Duncan #9
95. Kelli Jones #12
96. Sarah Pearman #96
97. Lauren McKenna #17
98. Jennifer Ross #20
99. Kimberly Garrett #98
100. Chen Li #55
101. Rachel Shockey #25
102. NickyTurner #95
103. HEather McClain #109
104. Emily Voelker #24
105. Nicole Toney #68
106. Jenny Bender #67
107. Shelby Schmidt #72
108. Dorothy Voelker #19
109. Elizabeth LeDonne #77
Prizes
Were there enough prizes to go around? Were people bugging the f out over how awesome they were? We’ll let these photos speak for themselves.
The Best Part
The Frigid Bitch has always been a race to promote empowerment in the cycling community, to show that underrepresented groups of people can kick just as much ass as the status quo, and to support organizations that in turn provide for others in need. To that end, funds raised via registration fees and anonymous pledges have always been given to the Greater Pittsburgh Women’s Center & Shelter. Over the past year, another organization has provided immeasurable support for the founders of the Frigid Bitch in their hour of need. This year’s race raised $730 for the Women’s Shelter and $400 for the Women’s Law Project. It couldn’t be done without the support of our racers & our community.
THANK YOU for another great year! To all of our sponsors, who are solely responsible for the joy fest you just witnessed above! To all my lovely volunteers, without whom this race would never get off the ground, and who pull out all the stops to make this the funnest goddamn alleycat in the whole universe. Thank you to my photographers, without you no one would ever know how fucking awesome this event is! Thank you to my little brother, who always finds the time to churn out another amazing race flyer! THANK YOU TO MY TEAM OF LADIES who helped me throw this race! Without you, Frigid Bitch #5 would have been the last of its kind! Thank you Di-ay, Elise #1 & Elise #2, Kat, Mattie, & Kaylin! Thank you Pittsburgh for being the only city I’d ever wish to be from! I’LL BE BACK!
SEE YOU NEXT YEAR!
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2019/06/26/father-daughter-who-drowned-border-dove-into-river-desperation/?utm_term=.c4c09521fb1c#click=https://t.co/smeVI2C34O
That man and his tiny daughter who drowned...this is what they looked like alive. SAY. THEIR. NAMES. Her name was Valeria. His was Oscar. You can read their story here ---> https://t.co/smeVI2C34O
The father and daughter who drowned at the border dove into the river in desperation
By Reis Thebault, Luis Velarde, and Alex Horton | Published June 26 at 1:48 PM | Washington Post | Posted June 26, 2019
Valeria was a cheery child. Not even 2 years old, she loved to dance, play with her stuffed animals and brush her family members’ hair. Her father, Óscar Alberto Martínez Ramírez, was stalwart. Nearly always working, he sold his motorcycle and borrowed money to move his family from El Salvador to the United States. Martínez and his wife, Tania Vanessa Ávalos, wanted to save up for a home there. They wanted safety, opportunity.
“They wanted a better future for their girl,” María Estela Ávalos, Vanessa's mother, said in an interview.
They traveled more than 1,000 miles seeking it. Once in the United States, they planned to ask for asylum, for refuge from the violence that drives many Central American migrants from their home countries every day. But the farthest the family got was an international bridge in Matamoros, Mexico. On Sunday, they were told the bridge was closed and that they should try to cross it the next day.
But they were desperate. Standing on the Mexican side of the Rio Grande, America looked within reach. Martínez and Valeria waded in. And before the family made it to the other side, to Brownsville, Tex., the river waters pulled father and daughter under and swept them away.
The next day, a photo of their bodies among matted reeds, locked in a final embrace, was published by the Mexican newspaper La Jornada and later by the Associated Press, shocking the world in a viscerally clear moment of desperation and reminiscent of a 2015 photograph showing a 3-year-old Syrian boy who lay drowned on a calm Mediterranean shore.
Martínez and Valeria were met by twin disasters: fast-moving waters and an asylum system unprepared for the crush of Central Americans fleeing crime and poverty.
As the image rocketed across social media, it became a symbol of the large-scale humanitarian crisis at the border and, for some, a condemnation of the Trump administration’s restrictive immigration policies. One of those policies, the U.S. customs practice known as “metering,” has drastically reduced the number of migrants allowed to request asylum each day.
“This particular incident highlights that there are many humanitarian tragedies resulting directly from our current immigration and border enforcement policies that are entirely unnecessary,” said Woodson Martin of Team Brownsville, a nonprofit group that travels to Matamoros every day to hand out food and water to waiting migrants. “We as a people are culpable in this, and we need to fix it.”
“The direct cause of the death of that father and daughter is the metering policy at the bridge,” he said.
In a press conference, Mexican President Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador called the migrants’ deaths “very regrettable.”
“We have always denounced that as there is more rejection in the United States, there are people who lose their lives in the desert or crossing” the river, he said, according to an AP account.
Neither the Department of Homeland Security nor U.S. Customs and Border Protection responded to requests for comment.
On Tuesday, two Democratic presidential candidates — both Texans — criticized the administration on Twitter.
“Absolutely heartbreaking,” Julián Castro wrote. “Families are fleeing desperate conditions to find refuge, only for the doors to be shut in their face. We need a more sensible, compassionate immigration system that doesn’t criminalize desperation.”
Beto O’Rourke said simply, “Trump is responsible for these deaths."
“As his administration refuses to follow our laws — preventing refugees from presenting themselves for asylum at our ports of entry — they cause families to cross between ports, ensuring greater suffering & death,” he continued in another tweet. “At the expense of our humanity, not to the benefit of our safety.”
On Wednesday, the Vatican said Pope Francis had seen the image “with immense sadness.”
“The Pope is profoundly saddened by their death and is praying for them and for all migrants who have lost their lives while seeking to flee war and misery,” a spokesman said.
Gabriela Martínez contributed to this report.
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15 Children's Books About Kindness
[via BookBub Blog]
How to treat others with kindness is one of the most important and time-honored lessons of childhood. Since so many lessons can be taught through thoughtful books, we've compiled a list of the best children's books about kindness, ranging in reading level from toddlers to middle grade:
The Nice Book by David Ezra Stein
A Sick Day for Amos McGee by Philip C. Stead
We Don’t Eat Our Classmates by Ryan T. Higgins
I Walk with Vanessa by Kerascoët
Stick and Stone by Beth Ferry
Have You Filled a Bucket Today? by Carol McCloud
Horton Hears a Who! by Dr. Seuss
The Invisible Boy by Trudy Ludwig
Each Kindness by Jacqueline Woodson
The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
Charlotte’s Web by E. B. White
Wonder by R. J. Palacio
Out of My Mind by Sharon M. Draper
Rules by Cynthia Lord
Stargirl by Jerry Spinelli
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fave books of 2020
tagged by @snoopysfriendwoodstock to share my fave books of 2020; i read a lot of books this year and have decided to make this v comprehensive but obviously if u wanna do this feel free to do as many or few faves as u want! tagging nobody bc im lazy but if we’re mutuals consider urself tagged <3
adult fiction
on beauty by zadie smith
my year of rest and relaxation by ottessa moshfegh
dare me by megan abbott (reread)
on earth we’re briefly gorgeous by ocean vuong (reread)
future home of the living god by louise erdrich
get a life, chloe brown by talia hibbert
my dark vanessa by kate elizabeth russell
beach read by emily henry
take a hint, dani brown by talia hibbert
such a fun age by kiley reid
mexican gothic by silvia moreno-garcia
pizza girl by jean kyoung frazier
luster by raven leilani
exciting times by naoise dolan
jane doe by victoria helen stone
take me apart by sara sligar
the vanishing half by brit bennett
the price of salt by patricia highsmith
another brooklyn by jacqueline woodson
young adult fiction
lovely war by julie berry
the king of crows by libba bray
red hood by elana k. arnold
foul is fair by hannah capin
the last true poets of the sea by julia drake
the midnight lie by marie rutkoski
the gemma doyle trilogy by libba bray (reread)
burn our bodies down by rory power
blood countess by lana popović
nonfiction
we were feminists once by andi zeisler
little weirds by jenny slate
black dog of fate by peter balakian
long live the tribe of fatherless girls by t kira madden
what we don’t talk about when we talk about fat by aubrey gordon
will my cat eat my eyeballs?: big questions from tiny mortals about death by caitlin doughty
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