#which is to be expected hes a silly goober

[yi3248]

Thank you for continuing to draw the bestest boy, Roach! 🤍

hes got the badge of honor!!

he will now bug the others with his newfound power

i saw him falling down, not once, but twice and then i decided then and there. him. i like him.

#ask #doodle #off note #i find it so funny that i have a rudy pfp but i havent posted any rudy drawings yet #its just been roach #which is to be expected hes a silly goober

[gojos-whatnow]

『Mornin', Dollface』⇝♡

⭒Synopsis: How does your sweet boyfriend, Satoru Gojo, wake you up after living with you for over a year?

⭒Warnings: NSFW, fluffy smut, sleepy sex, oral (f receiving), afab!reader, LOTS of praise, princess treatment, somnophilia, reader is an eepy goober

⭒Setting: Gojo's silly lil apartment away from Juju tech

⭒Notes: I guess this could technically be considered a request from a friend, but all she gave me was "MORNING SEX" so.....

How does your boyfriend wake you up most mornings? With his tongue inside you, of course.

He was always up before you. He was a teacher, after all, and you...

Well, in his words, you were "living the good life."

He had talked you into quiting your job when the two of you had moved in together. He claimed that princesses shouldn't have to work. Especially when he could just shoulder the bill for anything you asked for. And so, despite occasionally feeling like a freeloader, you went along with it.

So, with nothing to do but laze around or go out for a stroll, you slept in most mornings. Sort of. There was the fact that every morning, despite being unemployed, you were awoken at the sunrise, even before, by Satoru's head between your thighs.

This morning was no different. You awoke to your own involuntary whimper, and hot pleasure in your core. You could feel your hand fumbling against your thigh, trying to grab for something. Satoru's hair, no doubt, which you'd expect to be muscle memory by now.

A chuckle reverberated against your clit where his lips were fastened around it. His hand found yours before it could find his head, and he pulled away with his mouth, instead pressing his thumb to your nub as he spoke to you.

"You awake, pretty girl?" His seductive, but clearly still tired, voice called up to you. God, did the sound of it make you clench on nothing.

You pried your eyes open with a struggle. You were lucid enough to give him a hum, signifying you were somewhat conscious.

"Hi, baby," he murmured, pressing a few kisses to your thigh. His mouth soon found its way back to your clit, licking and sucking it just a bit harder now.

"Satoru," you whined out, still sounding more asleep than awake. Nonetheless, a dopey grin spread across his face, and he had to pull away again.

"How's my sweet girl? Did she sleep well?" He kissed across your other thigh now. "Ready to get back to it, I bet. Don't worry, once I'm done making you feel good, you can pass right back out."

You squeezed his hand, an implied way of saying 'I love you'. Satoru, being such a physically affectionate person, had started coming up with physical ways of saying such things. When words didn't seem like enough, he'd tug you close, making sure the angle was right so you could feel his heartbeat, and squeeze you in his arms. He wished he could have you with him all the time, hanging off him. He'd wear you like a backpack if it wasn't so dehumanizing, and probably frowned upon in public.

Your exhausted, barely-open eyes looked down into your boyfriend's gorgeous ones, finding they were already on you. With his free hand, he waved playfully at you, even as he continued lapping at your clit, making you whimper.

Soon, that free hand replaced his lips again, one finger tracing around your hole as his thumb worked your clit. He leaned up from between your thighs and scattered kisses across your face, nuzzling against your cheek.

"You awake yet, baby? Need me to make you feel even better?" At that, one of his long fingers slipped inside you. Easily, considering how long he'd been doing this before you woke up.

"Sato..." you murmured.

"I'm right here, Sweetheart." He gave your hand a kiss before he let go of it and slipped his arm under your waist, pulling you close to him. "Take your time waking up." He pressed his lips to your neck, leaving wet kisses against the skin.

Once he slipped another finger into you, you doubted he actually wanted you to take your time. It was only a few moments after that that you were more awake than not, arms wrapped around Satoru as you moaned against the top of his head.

Your groggy moans were so sexy to him, and the way your body was twitching, your hips rolling against his fingers involuntarily - he doubted you even knew it was happening. He could feel your slick starting to drip down his hand, and he had to tilt his head up, lips close to your ear.

"Want me to make you cum now, pretty girl? Or you want me inside you?"

"I-inside," you stuttered out, almost sounding desperate.

"That's my girl. So good to me."

You took a moment's break as he pulled his fingers out of you and tugged his boxers down. He gave himself a few strokes before lining up his tip with your entrance. He gave you a soft smile as he spoke. "Ready?"

"Yeah," you let out, letting your eyes wonder down his body. He was absolutely gorgeous, from head to toe, and all yours every morning. How? You didn't have a damn clue.

His length pushed in embarrassingly easy, and he leaned down, laying against your chest. His hand found one of yours and held it gently, while his other arm snaked back under you and held you close.

"How's that feel? Doesn't hurt, right?"

"No, feels good," you responded, feeling the walls of your cunt gently clench around him. He groaned softly against your skin, then leaned up and smiled at you, kissing your cheek a few times.

"Ready for me to move?"

"Mhm."

At your confirmation, he carefully drug his hips back and forth, going slow to start. You let out a quiet mewl at the friction, gripping onto Satoru with weak, tired hands. He let out gruff hums against your neck, knowing how much you loved it when you could hear him. Your cunt was still clamping around him lovingly, and he could feel himself already getting close. Telling from your moans, though, you had to be too.

"Getting close, Sweetheart?"

"Mhm!" You gasped out.

"Me too."

From there, it only took a few more, quicker, thrusts to send you both over the edge. You grabbed aimlessly against Satoru's back, just looking for somewhere to hang on (and accidentally leave a few scratches over the ones from most other mornings), and stuffed your face into his shoulder to muffle yourself. Meanwhile, he did the opposite, making sure you heard every groan he let out as he painted your insides.

As you both caught your breath, you felt your boyfriend relax, going limp and stuffing his face into the nearest part of you, which happened to be your chest. He kept his arms wrapped around you, using them to squeeze you close you him and kiss across your skin.

The two of you laid like that for a few moments, with your nails scratching at Satoru's scalp in a way that made his eyes want to roll. After only 5 minutes, though, you were asleep again. Your boyfriend looked at you, a smile of adoration on his face before he leaned up to kiss your forehead.

"Sweet dreams, Love of my life."

He got up and got ready to go to Jujutsu Tech, cleaning the both of you up in the process. He shot your sleeping figure one last glance before exiting the room, wishing he could sleep in with you.

#gojo fanfic #gojo satoru #gojo smut #gojo x reader smut #jjk fanfic #jjk gojo #jjk gojo satoru #jjk x reader smut #gojo satoru x reader #gojo satoru smut #gojo x reader #gojou satoru x reader #gojo #gojo satoru x you #satoru gojo smut #satoru gojo x reader #satoru gojo x you #satoru smut #satoru x reader #jjk satoru

[katzske]

Watched “season 3” of TFE. If you’ve read my little reviews you already know that I’m a huge fan of the series, and that I think it’s on par with classics like tfp and Tfa.

Once again, the animations is great, especially as they reach the climax they integrate those really amazing cinematography.

Starscream fans will be delighted. I think they captured him nicely, and while he’s a traumatized and still finds joy in beating up Megs, he has a character arc and seems to have a chance for redemption and healing (which I had craved for tfp star but never got).

We also get some Swindle and even Soundwave goofiness. Soundwave can turn into a damn stealth jet but would rather sit on the back of another cons car mode. What would the TF franchise be without some silly goobers.

A thing that tfe shares with tfp is it doesn’t shy away from using horror elements to show the viewer how messed up a situation is. I already mentioned this in the second season.

Some negatives I found were that there is some noticeable “plot convenience” for example forgetting that shockwave is a raging xenophobe and suddenly is ok with waking up in their base and getting straight to work to kick GHOSTs butt.

Then there is some general goofiness that is to be expected in a kids show. Suddenly a tower of Sauron appears to show you “yup here is where they gonna fight the boss” and other things like the stone of quintus spawning between the malto kids’ hands and doing the TFA-allspark by scattering for some reason?? Idk if that was symbolic and if I’m just dumb.

Shockwave gets licked by fluffyears btw

#spoilers #transformers #transformers earthspark

[arandomnerd810]

TADC EP 2 SPOILERS

putting down all my thoughts and stuff i’ve noticed lets gooo

AAAAAAAAAGDEKNSQKDFUNFSIDANIVUFDN OMG IT WAS SO CUTEEEEHKQVSHKUHSQDFKHSDF I LOVED IT SO MUCHHH

i’m gonna speak in periods for the first paragraph since it’s very long but do not get me wrong i don’t wana be serious sounding it’s just to make these paragraphs more readable excuse the rambling

Caine posting section cause he’s my special intrest

satisfaction Caine wise 10/10

first the elephant in the room as Caine’s #1 fan yep still his number one fan! Serial Designation N killed tons of people yet nobody in the fandom cares, and Caine doesn’t get people well so he had no ill intention. rlly my opinion of him has not changed he’s still my silly lil goober no matter what he does. i’ve always known he will do horrible things and been expecting this to happen ever since Pomni gave the idea to bring him to the circus. Gummigoo had a sir pentious like death so i wouldn’t be surprised if we see him again.

he may be an asshole but he’s my asshole ❤️❤️

now that that’s out of the way a little glimpse of Caine angst is all i could have asked for in this ep 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶 like cmon everyone has to agree insecure much?

Caine posting over cause my god have i gotten more attached to everyone else aswell! (ofc Caine’s still my fav by far)

satisfaction with everything else 10/10

the fact that this wasn’t censored normally (no wacky sounds or the censor bar) and how Caine reacted with “you can’t say that…” could imply bubble said all of this out loud uncensored which is very funny to me

I love Ragatha she’s so sweet look at her ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

I wana see where everyone’s friendship goes from here! they are already so adorableeee

still a sucker for found family dynamics

the fact Jax wasn’t here but still was upset is :( as much as i like to bully him, i love him just as much as any other human character. i’m the most interested in his episode cause he’s a mysterious guy( and i may or may not have a sneaking feeling like ill relate to him a little even though our personalities are practically polar opposite)

Kinger is so fatherly auughofewhiuhefvw the fact he’s old enough to have kids and is more likely than not married to Queenie imagine he had kids before coming here they would only be in like middle school ish cause he’s not even that old that’s sad af

GANGLE COLLECTS ANIME FIGURESSSS!! SHES JUST LIKE ME FRRR!

this really makes me want to buy the gangle plushie i’m thinking i’m gonna do it lmaooo

the fact she started crying 😭😭

Zooble wasn’t taking part in the adventure cause they were setting up Kaufmo’s graveee i love him sm

GANGLE ART!!

It’s really funny how chilled out Bubble was here

merch talk timeeee

sneak peaks of the rooms mayhaps?

Let’s just hope there’s only memes around it and not another figure incident….

welp going onto grab the Gangle plushie i’ve decided

real talk i’m actually happy TADC got so popular cause ive made a friend through it already and strengthened old ones since info dumping is the only form of communication my braincells can handle well lmaooo it’s crazy how many of my friends have decided to watch my special interest

#glitch productions #tadc #the amazing digital circus #tadc caine #tadc gangle #tadc pomni #tadc jax #tadc kinger #tadc ragatha #tadc zooble

[would-this-pokemon-be-a-friend]

I'd like to request Elekid! He seems like quite a silly little goober

Unfortunately, an elekid may not be the best pet for most owners. That being said, should someone be well-prepared to handle their needs and understood the inherent risks of elekid care. This is a case where there is some discrepancy between the pokédex data and move data, so you can happily take their score with a grain of salt.

To start with, like you said, they are “silly little goobers”! They are just the right size and temperament for a pet, as they are known to do well under the care of humans. They do get a little rowdy when storms approach (Sword), but the sound of storms raise their spirits, even if they’re recordings (Silver, Ultra Sun). It’s important to keep in mind that elekids might not get along well with other electric-type pokémon, since they may think they are trying to hog electricity; wild elekids have been seen in tussles with togedemarus for this very reason (Moon).

Speaking of electricity: elekids use it for both food and self defense, both of which harm their pet-compatibility score. For one, elekids like to get their food from electrical outlets like they’re baby bottles (Sun). Over time, it’s going to become much more expensive to feed an elekid than many other kinds of pets that happily munch on store-bought food. Expect a much bigger power bill! Some of the electricity they absorb, both through outside sources like outlets and by twirling their arms (Gold), is stored between their horns (Crystal). Fortunately, elekids cannot yet store very much electricity, so the worst you’ll receive if you touched one who hasn’t safely discharged is a “shocking jolt” (Ultra Moon). At least, that’s what the pokédex says.

Elekid’s moves say otherwise. Elekids can use a variety of pretty concerning electric-type moves that can really pack a bad punch, like Thunder and Thunderbolt. Moves like Discharge and Thunderwave can paralyze targets, an effect that could easily exacerbate serious health concerns. Now, none of this means that elekids are particularly aggressive. What it does indicate, however, is that their capacity for electric charge is much higher than what the pokédex indicates. If when the pokédex warns about accidental shocks they are referring to complete paralysis or a huge bolt of lightning, it becomes a much more serious accident risk! So just how dangerous is it to have an elekid around? This contradiction frustratingly makes it really foggy.

Surely, however, so long as someone knows the risks and provide their buddy with plenty of safe ways to discharge harmlessly, an elekid could be a manageable pet. Feel free to disagree with the score here, as elekids are definitely nowhere near the most risky electric-type pokémon we’ve covered. Just maybe steer clear if you have any heart problems…

#pokémon #pokemon #elekid #pkmn irl #PR-D

[ria-writes-stories]

Ship: Vuzin

Genre: Cotton

Description: Silly goobers

Title: Alone together

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(No one's pov)

Life always takes you where you least expect. It doesn't matter how much you prepare for it, how much you work for it, for it will always throw you off your feet when you least expect it. You think you have your guard on, and then you forget that slowly you have slipped into a state of relaxation and before you know it adrenaline rushes through your veins as a million thoughts crowd your brain and you realise that you need to fight for all that you are and represent or drown into an ambyss of nothingness like many before you. Sometimes you loose the fight, sometimes you barely manage to pass by it, but no matter where it takes you, weather you like it or not, you wind up on a shore. Maybe it's a shore where you wanted to get to, maybe it's somewhere else entierly, maybe it's somewhere where your skin itches and your heart aches, but you are not allowed to drown yourself, because even if you do, the waters wind you up to a shore, and will it truly be better to blindly throw yourself into this scary sea unruled, wild and savage than to work with what you had been surrounded?

That's where life brought these three. Stranded on the same island, each facing a challange of their own, but surviving thanks to the help of each other, which is in the end, the greater goal for them all.

Uzi wouldn't have dreamt in a million years to be where she is now, standing between murder drones like an equal, no, more than that, like a superior. Her authority, her presence, everything about her was a threat to V. Despite what people in the colony have said about Uzi her entire life, she remained determined and fierce even if they constantly tried to stab at her core, to weaken her, to poison her with their foolishness, and that made her stronger. It has left scars, but these scars were most feared for they represent that life tried to take you down and you fought fearlessly against it. V saw her scars. She saw these bleeding wounds and the marks of stitches.

She saw the true danger she represented. Not because of her wits and tricks, not because of her skills and schemes, but because she was still standing, true to herself and to what she believes in. It was strange... It made V feel strange. It made V look at Uzi in a light that she hasn't looked at someone before... Uzi was better than her in every aspect. She was wounded, and her scars remained to tell the story of her fearsome battles. She was torn apart, yet she stood her ground. She was lost without anything to catch herself tho other than mere facades and phantoms of illusions, yet she knew exactly where she wanted to head towards to, and she would use anything that tries to stop her as an opportunity to get to her goal. A strong feeling of respect made it's way within V's mind. Uzi wasn't any ordinary drone, and that annoyed her. Not because she wasn't easy prey, but because Uzi wasn't challenging her. That's how nature works. The strong ones fight until the one that gets tired and sloppy dies out, so that's what V was waiting for. A fight, one to one on their own strenghts to see who would win, but that never happened, and unless you are oblivious to the world, you would know that when two stronger beasts do not fight it is for a common purpose, an alliance for survival, and that may include more than it meets the eye, for it could mean that pairing up together could be the most successful resort in such drastic of circumstances.

Uzi was between what was considered her world's top apex predators, and not only did she stuck by their side she also led them. It was nature's course after all. She defeated their previous leader and she took her place upon her rightful rank for such bravery and feat. For that N couldn't help but look up to her. She didn't have wings, she didn't have claws or chainsaw hands or other things like that, yet she was so powerful. He was given these upgrades, served on a silver plattern, while she has built herself from scratch.

Uzi may have been a little rough but at the end of the day she cared, and that was what made N feel the safest in the world. Yes he had a strong sense of protecting her, but her presence alone made him feel like the planet could collapse and he would still be fine because she was there with him.

Uzi knew N's feelings. She had such a charm that he opened up to her inside the pod without hesitance. He told her about V, about J, how he feels about them and how they treat them, and despite N's actions of hurting her and endangering her and her entire colony she pushed him in her own way onto a better path. She has saved his life and got rid of the one that caused him harm, while she also managed to make him finally interact with V. Yes the fight was violent and all that, but Uzi was the one to make the biggest turn in N's life, and she planned it even you could say! What reason would she have to pick out J instead of V other than the fact that J harmed N? She took in consideration N's feelings, she took in consideration how he adores V and how he fears J, and that is what she did. She was aware how deadly her railgun could be and she didn't want to take away from him the one that until then made him feel joy. At least that is how everything felt to N.

He saw her as intelligent, brave, strong, determined, fearless and amazing! N truly felt a connection and he didn't know how to express it. He didn't understand it and he couldn't make sense of it, but he knew that he cared for her deeply.

V was a strange drone, and some things simply didn't add up to Uzi. How could she have gone from a mindless psychotic oil thirsty killer into a more docile form? Either she was pretending, or that's who she truly was. But which way was it? Was V pretending to be docile and her outbursts were her true nature, or was V pretending all this time to be ruthless cold and merciless and these displays of aggression were still a make pretend due to the situation she was in?

This seemed fairly easy to Uzi to figure out. You can't go from savagely ripping off the heads of worker drones to hissing like a cat unless you got a serious head concocioun and last time she checked murder drones heal rather easily, even if N's kick to her head would have done something it would have quickly repaired. Uzi couldn't help but feel sympathy for her. V surely showed to be strong, but Uzi felt like she also hid her soften part, a gentle docile part that was predominent in N's behaviour, one that may have been numbed from the fear of being tackled down and thrown around like N was, and who could possibly blame her? Whatver she has been through of Uzi knowing or not must have been horrible but the fact that she still had this nicer side to herself showed that even if her true self was very deep down under thousands of layers, it was still there, and in this awful word it was hard to keep even that much intact. Uzi admired V for that, more than she would like to admit. She sometimes couldn't help but wonder how different were her and V truly.

V was a puzzle, but not the type that you could open up after a riddle has been solved, not even after multiples were decifered as if it was all an escape room. No. She was like a paiting, every single stroke of a brush on this wonderful masterpiece had a thousand more behind it as a base, shading or lightning. Every single detail that you could only see with a specially formed eye for such delicate and refined works of art, something that N didn't have yet, and he'd have to settle to trying to look at this wonderful work with a magnifying glass or bynoculars, but they aren't made for such purpose. N couldn't see deep into V. He couldn't understand her, he couldn't figure her out, or her process of turning the way she did, but that didn't mean he couldn't appreciate who she was.

She was strong, intelligent, caring. She masked all that ached her with a sheet that confused many, but even so through it she shined.

She shined like a bright star, and just like a star even if she couldn't be understood she was loved and adored beyond anything she could ever phantom her mind to, beyond anything she would allow herself to accept. She was a wort of art, he wasn't a painter, he wasn't a critique, he was simply a viewer, but it didn't mean he was any less blessed to have the oportunity of seeing her in all of her glory.

N was a strange drone. He was joyful and clumsy yet he was so careful and considerate of everyone. He tried his best to approach people, to make them feel good, to make them happy. V saw it as dumb. Not because he was dumb, no, he was a foolish pure golden heart. She saw it as dumb because he'd get walked all over. He was ignored, treated harshly and cruely, and that was dumb. He didn't deserve it, and even if it was a life lesson it wasn't justified. V saw him as too pure for this world. Even with his crazed moments at times he was still an awfully good person and that hurt her. It hurt her to see him get hurt. It hurt her to see him so alone, but in a sense she was happy, because he wasn't bothered by any of it. Just like an innocent child he moved on from it all, as if he tripped while playing, got up, and continued with it. He was there for her, even if she didn't allow him to be, he was still there, patiently waiting and his presence alone calmed her down, reason why she didn't trust herself near him, but...things change.

N was a cute and weird person. He could be absolutely unhinged in the most crazed manner possible, and yet he was as docile and as sweet as he could get. He was nice to Uzi. He was caring of her. He was apologetic and polite. He made her feel happy and safe. He made her feel wanted, something that Uzi never felt, which made Uzi want him in her life even more. First time they met she was ready to strike him down and she did, and now she couldn't possibly her life being otherwise than it was now, and it was all thanks to him.

She was so greatful to have him in her life. He has brought her out of her shell, he has accepted her for who she was, and he has made her feel like never before. He has brought her from her dull life to one full of adventure. One where she gets the answers she has been seeking her whole life and one where she got to experience it with people that truly cared for her, one way or another.

No one talks about how V was willing to sacrifice her neck in order to protect N in that prom day... No one talks about how V and Uzi slept together in the ladning pod as N slept outside. How Uzi would bicker with V only to eventually fall asleep on the floor within V's reach. V could have killed her at any given time, but she didn't. She gently placed Uzi in a warmer corner of the pod during her sleep so that when she awoke she was 'out of reach' from V who was tied up and 'unable' to move from her chair. No one talks about how N saved Uzi countless times and no one talks how Uzi saved N's life as well. They all saved each other, more than in just one way.

They never talked about it. They got stranded on the same shore and while they didn't want to admit it or knew how to, they silently agreed with no words or actions that it was the best change in their life.

They showed their affection and love in their own way. They were extremly different, and extremly confusing, but that is what brought them closer more than they could ever realise. They didn't know what the 'best' way to express their love was, but that didn't mean that the others didn't recieve their affection.

Love knows no limits or boundries, for it is a language spoken as old as time that doesn't need to be manifested within the limited understanding of one's capability of thinking. It is an energy surrounding us, summoned with ease, and dimished by only the strongest of storms, and even then, a candle, a sparkle, a glimmer of it shines brighter in the darkness, showing all of it's glory.

The end

#murder drones #murder drones vuzin #murder drones vuzi #murder drones nuzi #mueder drones envy

[valvure]

| Some Character Concepts |

First up, a COWBOY LICH, which is a LOONNNG overdue redesign and overhaul of a OOLLLD OC of mine that had been needing it for a while, so this go ahead he is now a variant of lich, not the exact same, but still one nonetheless.

AND LAST UP [for this post] is "LARK" which is DEFINITELY his VERY real name and not something he made up. LARK HERE is a silly goober who despite having a wack ass time ability can't ever seem to keep track of TIME the fucking dunce, and wears the most odd things like his best friend [a fucking Tamagotchi], googles indoors for god knows what reason, and some monkey tail.

Though actually elaborating on Lark, and his abilities, he has both a time, and weather ability. Summed up first, the weather ability lets him alter the weather, but he really only uses it to sleep on clouds, or travel around on you guessed it, clouds, but the time ability isn't what you'd probably expect. How it works is simple, you can look vaguely a bit into the future by seeing a different realities outcome which can be unreliable at times, but where it gets juice is the fate swap ability that comes with it.

Fate swapping is simple, it is where you simply swap your fates with someone else, either to escape death, or idk you got bored, but here's where it gets juicy for balancing reasons. When swapping, your age, and well BODY will change to the persons age you swapped to, effectively swapping you back and fourth in your timeline in fate, and because of it becoming older, somewhere in your fate you could of lost a arm, or a eye, or have even died which makes it risky already. But where the extra fun confusing bit comes in is when you also take into account your body isn't from THIS point of time in you are actually in, so you can NO LONGER predict, at least for your body, or reliably what happens to you, or to even KNOW what point in time you could of lost your arm, or eye until you experience it.

Its very complicated and confusing and stupid where even my head is hurting thinking about it, OR MAYBE I JUST NEED SLEEP IT IS 3 AM SO UHHH HAVE FUN WITH THE ONLY OC RAMBLE I WILL GIVE YOU TO ANY READERS WHOOPS

#art #oc art #digital art #valvure

[fallowtail]

Top 5 Hetty outfits - jk ahem. Top 5 ghosts dynamics?

Oh this is rough their dynamics are all SO good....aahhhh ok. Ok. Going to try my best to fight my brain fog and lack of articulation skills to briefly explain why I chose them! These aren't in order either because that'd be just too evil, lol. Ok.

...I'M DOING SIX YOU CAN'T STOP ME because I accidentally wrote six of these because I miscounted and I don't want to delete one that I already wrote up, lol

Hetty and Trevor ...ok, this one is obvious, but they're just. So. Weird. In a way that you don't expect but that works absolutely perfectly. They're so similar when you get down to it and they bounce off of each other hilariously, I feel like that scene from Isaac's book where Hetty has created a scheme, and is so proud of herself for how devious she is, while Trevor rolls his eyes because he knows how stupid it is but he is still going along with it anyway because he knows if he does she'll give him a treat later (which she does!) sums up their dynamic really well. I love that they butt heads so much and think they have nothing in common when they so clearly do, lol. The way he's slowly shifted into being fondly amused by her vs aggravated is really cute- the way they're both so enthusiastic about what they get up to in the basement is so sweet, Trevor actively wanting Hetty to open up to him, to talk to him and be silly and let loose...that fond little smile she makes at him when he's being a goober during the pillow talk scene. Ugh. They do genuinely like each other but are just so stuck in their ideas about what they should want that they dig their heels in. This is the one I am the most mad about not being able to properly explain how I feel because there is just. SO. MUCH. Going on there with them. Why am I not good at writing, AHHH

Isaac and Hetty THE BESTIES! Oh Isaac and Hetty are just sooo funny like he watched her live her entire life, they are best friends, the two of them both think they run the house but they constantly default back to each other and are usually the only ones the other will listen to, he tried to romance her and then told her he was gay, he enables her bad behavior, he both refuses to take romantic advice from her but also desperately wants her advice, he deeply loves her but very clearly thinks there is something wrong with her, they have dates where they just stare out the window for hours, she clings to him constantly like he's a security blanket, she envies his ability to find love but also kind of hates his boyfriend who she encouraged him to get together with LOL, they're gossip besties, they both deeply crave the others approval, Isaac being happy Hetty found her stableboy but also not being sure why she's chosen Trevor, like. Oh my god. I love Isaac and Hetty so much that I can't find the words even more than the others. They're just so, so, so perfect together and you can always see Brandon and Rebeccas best friendship come through with these two, their scenes are always my favorite.

Sam and Hetty Wow, I wonder if there's gonna be a trend here with which dynamics I enjoy the most because it involves my blorbo, hmmm Something about Sam and Hetty finding family within each other and wanting to learn from their past mistakes and heal from their family damage with each other and then still falling into those same patterns they did in life but with the desire to fix it this time when they realize is so interesting. I love how even in the pilot Hetty warms up to the idea of her moving into the mansion so quickly despite claiming otherwise, and that even in as latest as the Halloween episode you can see them butting heads over Hetty's need to manage people to express care because she thinks she knows best and if she knows best, why wouldn't she tell people how to get what they want? And Sam lashing out when people do that to her because she wants her accomplishments to be her own and for someone to be proud of her for what she does.

Hetty and Flower and Alberta Look I said there was gonna be a trend but I'm squeezing the Lady Ghost Society into one group so that my last 3 answers aren't all for them, lol. The way the lady ghosts interact is so fun and I love that they're all different- Hetty and Alberta being all over each other this season despite their huge conflict at the end of s2, the way Flower and Alberta were the ones who volunteered to be roommates originally, Flower not realizing Hetty didn't understand what good sexual stimulation felt like and then being distraught when she realized Hetty didn't know what happened to her on the washing machine and Hetty feeling comfortable enough to come to Flower to confess her sins and Flower helping her work through it, Alberta having forgotten Flower's name in season 1 but then in season 2 she's the one who makes sure Flower remembers what her name is, it's just so...!! The fact they have a Lady Ghost Society Council is so cute too, oh my god.

Isaac and Trevor Oh my god one that doesn't involve Hetty, what the hell Isaac and Trevor are so interesting...they're kind of similar to H-Money in that on paper you don't think they'd get along, but their interactions are so?? I think Isaac envies Trevor in a way because he's so easily "one of the guys" which is all Isaac ever wanted, buuuut he also thinks Trevor is kind of an idiot, lmfao, because Isaac just thinks everyone in the house except for him and Hetty aren't particularly intelligent I think. (Also he can't get past the pants thing.) Trevor and Isaac both so very, very desperately, just want people to like them, both of them make up these stories about cool things they did to fit the persona they so badly want the others to believe...The Liquor License is such a good episode for them, the way Trevor is content to tease Isaac when he thinks Isaac is having fun doing his snooty thing but then as soon as he realizes Isaac got left alone he goes to find him...they're just really, really fun to pair up together and I'm looking forward to this next episode with them being a duo! You can really see Brandon and Asher's friendship shine through in their scenes together.

Isaac and Sam Isaac and Sam's relationship is so weird and I absolutely love it. Isaac shadowing Sam all day in the new episode and kind of making fun of her "Yogaaaa!", them doing yoga together and her ditching him when he fell asleep...there was an interview back in December where Rose talks about the Sam and Isaac dynamic and how weird it is saying Sam just really seems to want to serve him and his best interests and that there's something going on with Sam for her to want that out of Isaac LOL, she really does seem to cave into him the most out of any of the ghosts because something in her just seems to want to impress him? But at the same time he annoys her. It's fascinating. That little heart to heart they had about not needing outside approval but then immediately dropping it as soon as they got approval for her book was SO funny and they really just want everyone to like them and be proud of them and it makes for such a fun relationship to explore.

Phew! Ok, that was long, and I'm frustrated I can't properly say what I actually want to say or feel for any of these but hopefully that all comes across decent enough! <3

Ask me my top 5 anything game!

#replies #petersthree #ask game #cbs ghosts #before anyone says my articulation skills are fine this took me an hour and a half to write and i didnt actually say anything i wanted #to say LOL auuugh. Sorry for such basic analysis but I did what I could </3

[segasys]

Hello! Hru? I am here to cure you from your boredom. Hope you are having a good day. Did you hear? KRISMAS IS ALMOST HERE!

Silly question: At what age did you decided to get serious with art? and before that, did you ever expected to even do it?

Btw your art is great and I love all your designs!

Also, silly goober!!!

Gxitxyuxutxtuxu loook at them, so sillay, I love that meme!! Go little dude go!!!

I’ve been drawing basically my whole life, I made little comics and stuff, all before I knew what an OC was, I think when I decided to get actually serious though was when I started to get more into the internet, and saw art styles that i liked, and noticed that this is actually something I can do and not just for animation and other such industries. It mostly got actually serious when I started digital art in middle school, but only recently have I actually tried to emphasize anatomy and understanding my art, which I never did earlier and I think it caused a bit of a skill curve for me. (Woe short term memory loss be upon ye)) almost forgot to answer the last part, I think I did expect to, I just never knew in what, art is basically my whole being.

here have a doodle an old OC of mine I haven’t drawn in a while, he’s the character I drew for my first ever digital art (no I don’t have the art saved, but if I did I still wouldn’t show :] ) [I don’t have any art of him on me rn so this is drawn (very poorly) by memory]

#chatters #mutuals #weeblr chats #hi hiiii hai #boredom begone #I really need to draw my OCs again #all their stories are kinda intense now that I think about it

[threewaysdivided]

I just wanted to say: I love your art and especially your banner rn by talos! also your fic as well thank you for creating everything that you do for people, it’s awesome!

Second: what’s something that you’ve been chewing on lately, story wise? What character conflict, or plot point can you tell me about (that doesn’t spoil too much of course)? I wanna hear your thoughts about the characters you write and your head-cannons on them too! Just spit some word vomit at me!

Thank you! 

My current banner art is actually a crop of the first paired piece I ever did to go with my Deathly Weapons fic.  (Specifically Chapter 11, which I still have a soft spot for since it’s one of earliest chapters that really let me lean into scratching the thing-I-haven’t-seen-too-often-in-fanfic itch.) 

I recently got my hands on a discounted Wacom (my digital art process got tanked a few years ago when my poor art-compatible hybrid tablet-laptop was tragically taken from us by a cracked motherboard) so I’m looking forward to getting into a faster art workflow again and maybe putting some new pieces out more easily.  I’d like to do more comic art pieces for the Chapter 18 mission, and there’s a silly little concept drawing for the planned Mission 5 that might be new-blog-banner material if it turns out nicely.  We’ll have to see how that goes.

As for what I’ve been chewing on story-wise lately… I’ve sort of been all over the place.  I’m still on burnout recovery so I’ve been letting myself move non-sequentially, working on the bits my brain feels like focussing on rather than trying to force creativity where the juice isn’t flowing.   (One of the things about being my type of writing-nerd is that “self-indulgent” for me means a story with plenty of material to analyse, which is very fun as a reader but has created a lot of work for myself as the writer.  As mentioned in another post, I have a full-blown TV-show-style story-bible for this one.)

Recently, my authorial ping-pong-ing has been going into a fair bit of spoiler territory.  There are some chunks of the Act III endgame plan which are underdeveloped in the specifics of what the big-boss bad-guys’ plan is, whether I want to involve the Anti-Ecto Acts more, and the logistics of both the counter-strategy our heroes are planning to use and how to make its more action-heavy parts look cool in writing.  When I’m not doing that I’ve been focussing a lot on the upcoming Wally-centric chapters, which are a set I’ve been wanting to keep schtum about since there’s a small potential spoiler mixed in and I don’t want to risk giving the game up or pre-setting people’s expectations before they have a chance to blind read (even if a few people have already made some close guesses in the comments).  It puts me in a bit of an odd-spot right now because the chapters I’m drafting are an immediate spoiler, the later sections I’m working on are a major spoiler and there’s a good chance that a lot of the character stuff going on in the middle won’t make a whole lot of coherent sense without prior context because of how I like to layer foreshadowing/development.

That said, Wally-centric chapters mean Wally thoughts, and of those I have plenty to share:

First of all, I want to establish that I really do like Wally as a character.  The DW chapter set comprising Flashpoints through to Equilibrium is going to explore and develop some of his flaws and insecurities, which means he isn’t going to be looking his best, but it’s not meant to be a Ron The Death Eater situation.  He’s just a complex person, and taking him warts and all means sometimes you have to get up close and personal on the warts.

Something that I’m maybe a bit over-conscious of when reviewing my DW story notes is worrying about letting Wally slide into just being punching-bag joke-fodder.  Wally is quippy, irreverent, a little tactless and prone to being a bit of an impulsive goober who sometimes gets possessed by teenage boner-brain, which makes him easy to fall back on as a default source of incidental levity (whether cracking the joke or being the punchline).  Because I’m now writing an 8-character ensemble where most non-focal characters only get a few lines per conversation, it’s easy for characters to slide into being defined by their strongest surface level trait(s)… and something I worry about with Wally is that his availability as a source of jokes runs the risk of Flanderisation into a disposable Scrappy/ Flirty Comic Relief, which isn’t his character.  Wally is actually really important – not just for his scientific book-smarts but for his perceptiveness, earnestness and ability to function as one of the emotional barometers for the squad – so I always have it in the back of my mind to make sure I include enough moments that actually demonstrate those qualities and the other characters’ appreciation of them/ their friendship, so that it counterbalances the more light-hearted goofery.

I think he’s walking the same tightrope as Sokka from Avatar: the Last Airbender – yes, he tends to take the L more often than the others for comedy purposes and sometimes he gets stuck with supremely dumb side-plots for the sake of tonal balance, but to claim that it’s the entirety of his characterisation really misses the point by a wide mile.

On that note, I actually really like the decision YJ!Animated decided to go with in its first and only season (ahem) in giving Wally a normal and functional family background.  I know that’s not the typical background for his comics counterparts (and no shade on other fan-writers who want to write AUs exploring the abuse dynamic, those are really interesting stories) but I think it was a smart deviation for the purposes of a large ensemble, and offered a fair bit of potential for cast-balance.  It lets him serve an important role as the normal one – not only as an easy window into what the current lives of ordinary middle-class civilians look like (which is good because ordinary people are who our heroes are donning the masks to protect) but also as a touch-stone for the others, most of whom either come from different cultures or from very atypical backgrounds.  Even if we discount the Impure Atlantean with military training, the ostracised White Martian and the Half-Alien clone-weapon, the other members of this line-up are an orphaned circus acrobat adopted by a billionaire, a girl from a dangerously dysfunctional criminal household where she was forced to fight her sibling, and a fledgling sorceress raised by an overprotective single Dad.  The others might intellectually understand what a “normal” childhood and family look like but they don’t necessarily know it as intuitively and intimately as Wally does.  That normality gives Wally the potential to be a more stable foundation for the others, a source of emotional contrast and of a necessary wholesome mundanity.  That is a good thing for the Team to have.  I think it also speaks volumes to the heart of his character.  For this Wally, the Flash and heroism weren’t an escape from a bad personal situation.  His life was actually pretty comfy and privileged - he didn’t experience a brutal wakeup to the injustices of the world or some other personal call to action.  This is a Wally who opted into the game because he loves the players and sincerely believes in their values and mission.  And while that might mean he has a more romanticised idea of what heroism entails – and will probably face some rough shocks down the line as that rosy vision runs into those more brutal realities – it also means he brings a sincere hopefulness to the job that is less hardened than a lot of his roughed-up, pre-jaded peers.  Underneath the teen sarcasm and surface-level lancer/smart-guy traits, this Wally has as much power to be a stealth-Heart as any of his Flash!counterparts.

Something else I find interesting when using Wally is how a lot of his strengths and flaws feed into each other – and I think this alternate backstory is part of it.  For all of his good heart Wally can come off as insensitive, and I think some of that could be read as a product of living a more charmed life.  I think he’s susceptible to a thing that a lot of real people do – universalising their own personal experience as the default – and that while he is canonically a geek and somewhat genre-savvy about hero cliches, he’s a geek about in-universe media so he probably doesn’t think to apply those tropes to “real people” like himself or his colleagues.  While this Wally is a skeptic, he’s not a cynic, and I think he might forget how much of an outlier he is in a world where things like living parents and loving parents are often mutually exclusive.  He’s smart enough to connect dots but there’s a little blind-spot where he simply might not think to until one of the others jabs an elbow into his ribs, because his default view on humanity is in some ways a little kinder than typical due to that small but still significant amount of privilege.

At the same time, Wally is also someone who has probably run into (or watched his mentor run into) a lamp-post at high-speed at least once in his career.  He contains multitudes and among those multitudes is an endless capacity for some absolute Looney-Tunes nonsense, which the world is 100% better off for having.

I love him, your honour.

#striking the balance between silly and genuine with Wally is a challenge but you gotta have both #young justice: deathly weapons #YJ:DW Meta #young justice #young justice (animated) #Young Justice Season 1 #Wally West #Kid Flash #DC Comics #potatoeofwisdom #3WD Answers

[electricalcheese]

Who is this silly goober?

→　Heyo, I’m Electricalcheese. I go by Electrical, Cheese, or somethin similar to that.

→　he/him she/her they/them I DON’T GIVE A FUCK I’M ANYTHING (except for it/its)

→　The main fandoms I am in are PHIGHTING! (roblox), Keeper of the Lost Cities, and The Riordanverse.

→　In general, my blog is mainly about art (with me complaining blabbering and ranting about nothing along with it). Sometimes I post my thoughts I get randomly. I also reblog, but it’s just posts from my friends mainly. I try to reblog other's posts, as I know it's better than just liking posts!

→　Generally, I post about what I'm addicted to most, which alternates a lot. Currently it's KOTLC.

→　Current profile picture credit: My art, Keefe from KOTLC.

→　I’m open to any art suggestions, just keep it within the fandoms I’m in. (I love doing art requests though please do so!!!!!)

→　Oh yeah my carrd!!

I'm gonna yap a lot under here, so beware!

→　Favorite characters in no particular order:

Magnus Chase (MCGA/PJO) (he is so me)

Apollo (TOA/PJO) (couldn't stop drawing him during the summer)

Percy Jackson (PJO)

Dex Dizznee (KotLC) (Idc what you think I love him more than you)

Keefe Sencen (KotLC) (i genuinely didn't expect him to like him so much)

Fitz Vacker (KotLC) (fitz vacker defender. idc what you think)

Jason Grace (HoO/PJO)

Leo Valdez (HoO/PJO) (me collecting characters who use humor to cope [its what i do also)

Callum Hunt (Magisterium)

Alex Fierro (MCGA/PJO)

Tam Song (KotLC)

Sophie Foster (KotLC) (why is she so hated [from what i've seen at least])

Skateboard (PHIGHTING!)

Infected (Regretevator)

Dr. Retro (Regretevator)

Unpleasant Gradient (Regretevator)

→　MY SHIPS :3 :

main:

TEAM FOSTER-KEEFE!!!!!!!

PERCABETH!!!

FIERROCHASE!!

BLITZSTONE!!

DEXIANA!!

CALRON!!!!!!!

SOLANGELO!!

VALGRACE!!

→　some other guys:

FEDEX

KEEFITZ

KEEFEX

KAM (WHY DO SO MANY OF THESE HAVE KEEFE?)

SHELPER

SOPHIANA

MARELINH

(SECRETLY) SWOCKET

SLICKET

JERCY

IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY OPINION I'M OKAY W/ IT DON' HARASS ME :3 I'M A MULTISHIPPER BTW

→　When I started my fixations if you wanna know!!!!!

PJO - Late April 2022

PHIGHTING! - Late May 2023

KOTLC - Early September 2023

→　Tags:

!cheese arts - my art

!cheese reblogs - reblogged posts

!cheese stuffs - random stuff

!cheese answers - answered questions from my asks

!cheese ocs - my ocs

Thanks for reading, G’bye.

#intro post #!cheese stuffs

[krissiefox]

Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog - Grounder The Genius (Screenshots & Review)

An episode themed around Grounder? Yes, please!

The episode starts with Robotnik yelling at his computer because it is taking a long time to do something (something I'm sure many of us can relate to). He is copying a program into a microchip that he is going to use to boost the power of his own brain. His invention is a success, and with his new brain power he sends Scratch and Grounder out to use a new trap design he cooked up.

Robotnik’s big goofy helmet is a lot of fun.

The design of the trap does prove to be quite clever and almost kill Sonic - it subverts his expectations by looking really crummy on the surface, but then also incorporates fake dummy versions of Scratch and Grounder which are used to distract Sonic while they activate a larger secondary trap. Sonic just barely manages to escape, feeling quite impressed that he almost got taken out this time. Sonic tells about what happened and thinks Robotnik must have a new super computer or something. Tails suggests they go see his friend hacker as he might be able to tell them more about what could be going on.

Scratch and Grounder return to their crappy father and Robotnik threatens to start using Grounder as a paper weight, which makes him cry. :( Poor Grounder....

After bullying his children for a while, he finds out that the update he was working on for his brain booster software was stolen by a hacker whom deleted his own copy of the file after taking it. Robotnik sends his badniks out to find the culprit and get the software copy back.

Sonic and Tails arrive at Hackers place and he tells about the new software he stole from Robotnik...you know, my wife has suggested I make videos of my Sonic reviews, and I hope I never have to do sponsorship ads in my videos. but if I did end up in such a situation....I can see this scene being a good Segway for one of those cheesy nordvpn/expressvpn ads.

Anyway, Scratch and Grounder arrive at Hackers place, detecting that there was a lot of computer activity in the area. They proceed to just blow up Hackers entire home to get to the stolen software!! Sonic beats up Scratch and Grounder, and as Grounder is trying to reassemble the parts that fell out of his head, he accidentally takes the microchip that Hacker was storing the genius program on. This turns him into "Doctor Grounder", the super genius. Sadly, the chip seems to mess with his personality, kinda like The Glasses of Nerdicon did to Finn in Adventure Time. He becomes less of a silly goober and more of a smug douchebag. Before Scratch can figure out whats going on, Robotnik comes to retrieve them both and is impressed by Grounders new intellect. Grounder has a new idea for capturing Sonic and Robotnik agrees to hand Scratch over to him as an assistant before the three of them head home.

When both Grounder and Robotnik get their “big brain time”, it makes a funny fart noise. 😁 Hacker, whom is taking the destruction of his home surprisingly well, is reluctant to help Sonic and Tails go confront Robotnik about the new software he made. Sonic goes ahead to the fortress, but Grounder quickly traps him using something very similar to Robotnik's Stopper Zapper Ray.  Grounder has Sonic thrown in the dungeon, and his smugness eventually pisses off Robotnik enough that he tries to switch him Grounder off, but Grounder has disabled his off switch. He then orders Scratch to beat Robotnik up and throw him in the dungeon as well. Turns out Scratch is actually quite tough, and gives him several sports themed wallopings, which is probably pretty cathartic since Robotnik has abused him his whole life.

Poor Sonic. Not only is this the second time he’s been Stopper-Zapped, but it’s also the second time he got frozen making a stupid face!

Tails has to convince his wimpy friend Hacker to help him rescue Sonic. It takes some doing!

Just Scratch doing normal chicken things....

Eventually Scratch puts Robotnik into the dungeon with Sonic, and after he leaves, Tails and Hacker show up at one of the windows. Hacker is able to use suction cups on the Stopper Zapper pistol Scratch left behind and hack it to reverse Sonic’s immobilized state. Suction cups are the same as USB cables in this world, I guess?

...Wait, did USB cables even exist when this show came out? *checks the internet box* Nope! ...Christ I'm old....

Anyway! With Sonic now freed, our heroes try to find a way of defeating Grounder. It takes some doing, as Grounder is very clever now, but eventually Scratch comes running and falls on top of Grounder, knocking his head lose which Robotnik (who had managed to escape the prison as well) grabs and removes the microchip from. As Robotnik is about to put the chip in, Sonic replaces it with a "stupidity chip" Hacker made, causing him to start babbling like a fool and playing with an explosive that Sonic had brought along.

Eventually a lighting rod weapon that Grounder was using to attack Sonic with hits them instead, causing a large explosion as our heroes leave the area. In the Sonic Says Segment, Sonic talks to the audience about how it's good to study, use your brain, and do lots of reading. Sound advice!

This episode was pretty darn fun. Genius Grounder is a bit of douche, but he still retains some of that charm that makes him so lovable, and it was cool seeing Scratch and Grounder actually rise up against Robotnik after all the abuse he puts them through.

Til next time, stay cool and be good people!

#Adventure time #glasses of nerdicon #finn #Scratch #Aosth Scratch #Grounder #Aosth #Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog #Sonic #Sonic the hedgehog #grounder the genius #big brain time #markiplier #Tails #Miles prower #hacker #robotnik #dr. robotnik #computers #hacking #usb cables #usb #90s #the horror geek

[iiaiau]

Christmas Miracles ~ The II Christmas 2023 Story that was.. very late.

The first major thing I posted that was very delayed!! And not a moment sooner, now Series 3 has been officially revealed!

And the reveal that something happened during April Fools of last year, when the blog wasn't active. It was a silly joke, back when Series 1 was the only Series.. Team Dream Island was just starting out. The main project of theirs (The BFDI AI's) hadn't started yet.. but eventually there was Series 1 of that, and then 2.

During the working of Series 3, David decided to pull a prank on the other employees by giving Nickel his BFDI personality. Which if you don't know, is the goobiest goober! ...Until uh, Gelatin comes along, that is.

And that's the context you get from that! It's also how he learnt that there were more than just the one PC he lived on. Also, due to their being no roll-backs for the new Nickel.. a glitch occurred. Where both Nickel's exist in the same body. The goober's eyes are brighter, while the Nickel we know has darker eyes. And he's kept this secret other personality since then! At least Bomb knows too.

Right, this has derailed for too long! Here is the long awaited Christmas story of 2023!

Tonight was Christmas Eve. And of course, someone was awake. Carol had been convinced to stay up a little longer by Tea Kettle to make sure everything's ready for the big day tomorrow. Especially after Carol wrote a new line of code for Bomb, by suggestion of her friend David.

Mixing two personalities.. it makes her concerned about Bomb's safety, but David reassured her that if it fails they can just have Tobias use Bomb's rollback file and well... roll it back!

"Are you sure you guys are ready?" Carol asks nervously. She still wasn't sure if she should introduce them tomorrow or to hold it off a bit longer. "What's with the concern? We'll be fine!" Cabby tells Carol.

"She's probably just worried something will go wrong tomorrow." The Floor says, appearing on screen next to Cabby and Silver Spoon. Silver let out a yelp and jumped in surprise at The Floor's sudden appearance. Before calming down and coughing to himself, pretending as if he wasn't scared at all.

"Cabby's right though.. we'll be fine tomorrow!" Silver Spoon says. "Yeah! If anything happens, you guys have me..." Clover says shyly, appearing nearby Silver Spoon. He expected her though, since he saw her out the corner of his eye. Perhaps it was time after all..

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Carol logged onto the computer and loaded up IIAI.exe, and selected Version 1 and Version 2. While it was fully loading the program, Carol finalized the 'Gift Programs'. Hitting the enter key on her keyboard, she watches as IIAI.exe finishes loading. It loaded into Hotel OJ, where there was a large Christmas tree.

Everyone else was asleep nearby it. Because of that, they couldn't see Yin-Yang approaching them with an airhorn alongside Bow. They both simultaneously used it to wake everyone else up (which just led to Yang getting elbowed by Knife). While Carol watched Yang argue with Knife (with Yin apologizing profusely), she also saw that everyone else was getting up.

"Did you have to wake us up this early Bow..?" Marshmallow asked groggily. "Yes!! Maker is online and IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!" Bow shouts excitedly. Everyone else realized and went to go start waking up properly. OJ waves hello to them from the kitchen, already having been awake alongside Paper, Pickle and Taco. Nobody knew where Bomb was though.

"So.. what should we do after breakfast?" Lightbulb asks curiously.

"Well, presents, for one." Marshmallow replies.

"Omg, we know that!" Salt shouts from another room. "Yeah! Isn't that what Christmas is all about?" Pepper also shouts from another room.

Test Tube sighs to herself. Did she and Fan not explain to them a week ago that Christmas isn't just about presents..?

Regardless, after breakfast everyone has gathered around the Christmas Tree for their presents. Still with no sign of Bomb. Nickel was the first to notice this, and walked away to a mirror.

"Hey uh... shouldn't we go check on him?" He asks himself, his eyes brighter. His eyes darken to their usual color again as he sighs. "I'll go look, just stay quiet. We don't want everyone freaking out that you're still here." He says. He replies with an 'okie-doke!' in a cheerful tone before walking to Bomb's room. It was.. a trek to say the least. Bomb's room was on the other end of a hallway, probably so nobody could try and blow him up.

After approaching Bomb's door, Nickel went to go knock on the door, but stopped when he heard.. talking. Sounded more like freaking out internally to him. So instead of walking away, Nickel knocked on the door. He heard a yelp, before shuffling to the door. It opened to reveal a nervous Bomb, his eyes went from a dark maroon to a brighter maroon. "Nickel.. did you ask Maker to make me like your other half?" Bomb asks.

It was odd to not hear a stutter at all. Let alone the brighter eyes in general. Well, if it was anyone else, it would be odd. But this is Nickel! He's gone through this before as well. "Golly! Did the Maker give you a personality?" He asks, eyes going to a brighter color again. Bomb groaned, before replying "I'm trying to talk to the other Nickel right now!"

Nickel rolls his eyes, and they darken. "Well sorry Bomb! He was trying to help." Nickel then looks to his left and right, before whispering "Also, keep quiet about him. We don't want to freak everyone else out."

Bomb just gives him a nervous thumbs up. "W-Well, wouldn't everyone notice that I'm suddenly not stuttering AND acting like someone else?" he asks.

Nickel chuckles. "I'm pretty sure everyone would be happy to see a personality! OJ and the Maker have been trying to make one for years now, and look! You got a personality now, so it means you got your wish!" he says.

Bomb exits the room alongside Nickel. He gazed at himself in the mirror, before sighing. "I guess everyone would be happier now..."

Nickel and Bomb return to the others, who were waiting on them. Carol had made a bigger present spawn. She also whispered to it to "Not spoil the surprise"... is there something alive in there?

"Hey guys, I found Bomb." Nickel says. Bomb sheepishly waves hi. "Sorry I hid in my room.. I got so worried about what everyone would think about me that I didn't want to leave!"

Everyone reacted by gazing at Bomb in shock. Nobody spoke for a bit, aside from an awkward cough from Nickel. Finally, someone spoke to break the silence. "So.. you, like, have a personality now?" Salt asks. "Pretty much." Bomb replies. "Let's not dwell on that right now! We got everyone here and we can do presents now!" Pepper shouts, being very excited to open her gifts.

And open gifts they did! From more books for Baseball to read, to a lot more science stuff for Test Tube. It was smiles all around as everything they asked for from the Maker was fulfilled all at once. And now there was the biggest gift of them all under the tree. "Go ahead, OJ. Like we rehearsed." Carol says. OJ clears his throat before speaking.

"It is with great honor that I, OJ, open the final gift for today. I warn that you be nice to them, since they have just gotten here. And uh.. I forgot the rest but you get the idea." OJ says. He then holds onto the ribbon holding the present together. "From the bottom of Maker's heart... Here is Series 3!"

OJ pulls the ribbon, which unwraps the present. Everyone watches with anticipation as it... almost stops midway through. OJ stares at the present, unsure why it stopped unwrapping. Before a hand reaches out and taps the ribbon, causing it to open fully. Beholding all of them was a blueberry, purple candle, tea kettle, lifering, file cabinet, blue goo, silver spoon and clover. The Floor was also there, already nearby Nickel and Bomb.

"Sorry! I think the present was about to glitch before we were revealed." The clover says with a nervous smile. Lightbulb grins. "New friends!! Omga, hi!!!"

The newcomers were taken aback by Lightbulb's energetic outburst. However, the candle calmed down quickly. And the goo bounced in joy. "Hooray! We are finally here!" The goo says.

"My, that could have gone poorly!" The silver spoon says with a scoff. The blueberry rolls their eyes. "At least I didn't touch it..."

"Guys, we haven't introduced ourselves yet!" The lifering shouts.

"He's right, we are being very rude right now!" The teakettle also shouts.

Everyone quiets down so that way OJ can introduce Series 3 to both Series 1 and 2. "So, I want you to introduce yourselves in any order you want."

The goo bounces in joy, wanting to go first. "My name is Goo! Nice to meet you all!"

The file cabinet snickers to herself, before eyeing up Test Tube. "I see there's another smart one amongst us.." Before going back to focusing on everyone else. "I'm Cabby! If you need any information, I'm your girl."

The candle calmly smiles towards everyone. "I am Candle.. If you ever need to find your balance, you can consult me at anytime.." She says.

"Is it my turn yet?" The silver spoon asks, annoyed that he has not introduced himself yet. "I am the regal prince, Silver Spoon. I demand respect from all of you, right now!" He says.

"Maker I'm pretty sure that isn't his personality..." OJ whispers to Carol.

Carol shrugs. "I just went with what David said." she whispers.

"Well, my name is Lifering! I'm always going to be here to save lives!" Lifering says, introducing himself enthusiastically.

"My name is Tea Kettle, and I love what you have done with the place!" TK says with a smile. "Thank you! Maker made most of it with my help!" OJ replies.

"I love that everyone is getting along already!" The clover said with a gentle smile. Before realizing she's up next with an 'oh!', and giggling. "My name is Clover! I can share my luck with all of you if you like."

Nickel mutters "Keep your cursed magic to yourself...", before replying to himself (albeit very quietly) "Be nice! I'd like the luck too!".

"I guess I am going second to last..." The blueberry says, sighing to himself. "I am Blueberry... It's nice to meet all of you, even if you may not get along with me..."

"Talk about death of a party." Trophy says with an eye-roll, before being elbowed by Knife. "Not the time!" Knife says under his breath.

"Weeeeeeell since everyone else went!" The Floor said, suddenly teleporting nearby OJ and the other Series 3-ers. "I'm the Floor! But you can call me Floory! I think that's everyone by the way." He says.

OJ nods. "Yup, that's everyone!" ...Only to find that everyone else was chatting it up with the newcomers. Both he and Carol looked on towards everyone else getting along with the newbies with a soft smile. "I guess this really was a Christmas miracle..." says OJ. "Yeah..." Carol replies.

#💙 legacy content 💙 #🟠 series one 🟠 #🔶 series two 🔶 #🔺 series three 🔺 #✯ team dream island staff members ✯

[stevensbf]

hai guys I wrote a fic where kifuek gets turned into a honey bun box. warning SXTRA SILLY!!

Miguel had agreed to conduct in an experiment where he went to another universe where Spider-Man couldn’t exist. Now with that logic, Lyla probably cant exist either. But, today, we pick the logic we stick with.

Miguel was ready, his goober (“It’s a gizmo!” Lyla would say) on his wrist. Lyla on his shoulder, ready to go.

“Ready?”

“Well, yea”

“Thanks for the attitu-“

Fwomp.

Lyla realized Miguel wasn’t next to her anymore-rather, no-where.

Lyla, Miguel is the Honey bun box on the floor.

“Oh.” She replied blankly. “Wait who was-“

Please pay attention to your friend who is now a box.

“Right…” Lyla mumbled. She then realized her feet were touching the ground. She wasn’t hovering— “I’m human? Oh- This is great-“ She exclaimed before she was interrupted with a very tiny groan.

She looked down at the box. “Miguel…?”. No response. “Miguel…” She rolled her eyes, kicking the box, which replied with another tiny grunt.

He can’t speak. He can make noise though, for comedic affect.

“…Alright, random voice” Lyla scoffs, picking up the Honey bun box.

A little later, Lyla felt lonely. She had no one to bully.

Wait.

She walked to a random apartment that was rented for the experiment. In this universe, nothing was super fancy or futuristic. Lyla sighed. She placed Miguel Box down on the table and rubbed her chin. She knew Miguel could see and everything, he just…turned into a box.

“Hm. Well- I wanna see your buns” Lyla giggled, opening the box.

The box let out an…angry noise. Not one a human would make.

“Chiiilll… are the buns like, your blood or something?” Lyla asked sarcastically. The box hopped up, falling over face first onto the floor.

“Jeez Miguel. You need to be careful, your just a box.” Lyla picked him up, tilting her head.

“Can you still…do stuff?” She asked. The box didn’t respond.

Lyla, he cannot.

“Expected.” She said in a low voice. “Ah wait! I have an idea!” She said.

She threw Miguel Box on the floor. “Do something.” She said after a moment. Suddenly, the Miguel that was originally on the front of the box was now on the back.

Lyla, he can move along the box, if that makes sense.

“That doesn’t” She said, looking back down at the Miguel Box. The Miguel on the label was jumping up and down in anger.

“This’ll be fun” Lyla giggled.

#kay i felt sillly ingore spelling mistakes #miguelohara

[doodle-zombie]

Lamia Bonding #8: Lapis Special

It took no time at all before a new schedule was achieved within the house, one that usually meant Valerie was along for a few hours while all the lamia spent some time outside. Even Currant was spending more and more time just basking on a rock that Sangria had insisted should be located closer to the house. Marmalade had been tasked with moving the enormous boulder, a feat which meant he was absolutely ravenous and had just wanted to bask and nap for a few days after. The new perch was used by all the larger boys when they wanted to show off their healthy scales since the boulder had been positioned outside the window that was right beside her work desk.

It left her and Lapis alone for at most four hours a day and the Corny took the chance to wiggle even deeper into her heart. He wasn't as big a prankster as she had thought he would be but his pun game was something to be feared.

The first time he took Val by surprise was the next morning after she brought him home. He was draped over her shoulders, positively asleep, and she was brewing a cup of tea when she'd heard the slurred "don't disssturb my beauty ssssteep."

Who could be prepared for such punnery when they'd just woke up? Val had wheezed and she was positive that he'd glowed, just briefly, as if his SOUL was simply too happy to be contained. It hadn't stopped from there, either.

Tell him she was lactose intolerant?

"what an udder tragedy."

Give Lapis some candies?

"i have a confection to make... this is really good!"

And the memorable moment when his pun had been so borderline naughty that Val had literally covered her face and made a sound not unlike a dying hamster. It couldn't even be repeated!

But Lapis was excellent company while she was working. He spent much of the time napping on the little nest she'd made for him on her work desk, under a small heat lamp that she'd gotten after bringing home Lapis. The little purrs he made when he was sleeping were soothing and she tended to doodle him whenever she was doing warm-ups... a fact which meant he would crack an eye open and make silly faces.

She loved that little goober.

Currant may not have been around to dance with, chasing after Sangria's glittering scales, but she still had someone that she could indulge in weirdness with. Lapis couldn't sit around and do absolutely nothing all day but she didn't want to force him into moving about. But it was adorable to see him slither around her desk and pockets, looking for the little snacks she had hidden about. His size meant she was being a little overly cautious but if he minded always being around he didn't mention it.

The first time Lapis began to plan a prank she didn't know what to look for. He suddenly developed a ravenous appetite and raided the pantry for the Fruity Pebbles that were meant just for Lapis to snack on. She went to sleep, expecting a normal day, and woke up sometime around 3am to a suspicious lack of Lapis. When she found him...

Well, she would never be able to get the image of Currant staring in disgust at toothpaste stuffed Oreo cookies. She hadn't even known Currant knew where the Oreos were!

Lapis slept like a noodle of overcooked spaghetti after that and Currant wouldn't stop looking at him with such a profound look of distrust that Valerie lost control of the giggles every time she looked over.

#zombie writes #lapis #lamiatale

[quokkacore]

nct 127 + the “worst songs to have sex to” playlist (m)

genre: smut, fluff, crack

pairing: nct 127 x gender neutral reader (no mention of gender specific anatomy, but the reader is the one getting, uhhh.... penetrated)

warnings: explicit sex, language

a/n: this was inspired by a haikyuu reaction (which if i have the time, i’ll come back to edit in). i wrote this at two in the morning while i couldn’t sleep, and it shows. also, i’m not sure if johnny’s is in poor taste or not. i honestly mean no disrespect, but if people get upset, then i’ll take down this post and reupload it with something for him. 

here is the playlist, if anyone is curious.

"hey, babe?" your boyfriend sat down on your bed, and you looked up from your phone to meet his eyes.

"what's up?"

"so, i just found this and, uh..." he showed you a spotify playlist, and you stifled a laugh at the title. "oh my god. do you wanna try?"

"well... how bad could it be?"

nsfw under the cut

𝐭 𝐚 𝐞 𝐲 𝐨 𝐧 𝐠 

honestly, you weren't sure what you were expecting. you both did your best to try and ignore the music. which was going perfectly fine, until one song faded out and the sound of trumpets filled the room, amidst the sound of taeyong's groans, your whining, and the sound of skin on skin.

soon enough, you realized you heard lionel richie's voice, then stevie wonder's... then tina turner's... then...

"hold on, hold on." taeyong stopped the movement of his hips, and you stared up at him, frustrated. you had been so close, and now, he asked, "is this we are the world?"

you looked to the side for a second. "uhh, i'm pretty sure it is."

taeyong gulped, and right as the chorus hit with a bittersweet, "we are the world, we are the children..." he made a face, and promptly pulled out of you. you winced, watching as he stood. "tae, what the hell?"

"i'm sorry!" he called, leaving the bedroom, "i need to go make a donation to unicef, or something!"

𝐭 𝐚 𝐞 𝐢 𝐥 

to be frank, if someone had said that one of you would start crying during sex, you expected it to be you, not taeil.

he had been pounding you into the mattress, sucking dark bruises into your neck, not paying heed to the songs. he was doing a pretty bang up job at keeping you distracted from the songs also.

then circle of life from the lion king started playing.

a few moments later, taeil lifted his head from your collarbone, and his eyes welled with tears... because what person born after 1994 didn't cry with the lion king?

and so, the night ended with you patting taeil on the shoulder, as he cried softly into your neck because of how tragic and unfair mufasa's death scene had been.

𝐣 𝐨 𝐡 𝐧 𝐧 𝐲 

sex with johnny was rarely serious, contrary to popular belief. his carefree and upbeat attitude always meant you were in for playful, mind-blowing sex.

which was why it came as a shock to you when, amidst the both of you bumping noses and giggling into kisses at how silly the songs were, johnny's face fell when a single trumpet blared a single, sad note from the speaker.

you thought for a moment, panting from pleasure, at what song it was. but then you realized that the song, taps, was the song played at american military funerals. johnny, an american first and foremost, had already realized that.

"john? are you okay...?"

"i can't do this," he mumbled in a daze, before getting up, muttering to himself about showing some respect.

you don't have sex for another two weeks because johnny refuses to look you in the eye.

𝐝 𝐨 𝐲 𝐨 𝐮 𝐧 𝐠 

surely, doyoung would be able to ignore the songs. he does... to an extent. you don't even make it past foreplay until the sound of violins and funky disco music fill the room. doyoung lets out a laugh as he shoves a second finger, realizing that the playlist has bestowed dancing queen upon you both. "abba? really?"

you both laugh a little, but continue anyway. your head falls onto the mattress, whining as doyoung's long fingers twist and turn inside of you. you could feel something bubbling in the pit of your stomach...

could. key word.

then you realized that doyoung was humming and bopping his head along to the melody as he did so, and you broke out into laughter. doyoung froze, wide eyed as he watched you lose your shit, not even realizing he'd been what had caused you to.

"y-you were humming and moving along to the beat!" you said in between cackles, curling up on yourself.

"it's catchy..." doyoung mumbled, "i couldn't help myself..."

𝐲 𝐮 𝐭 𝐚 

you were so, so close. yuta had slung your legs over his shoulders in an effort to hit deeper, and it was doing wonders.

you were whining his name when a familiar synth beat caught your ear, and evidently, it caught your boyfriend's attention as well. he stopped moving, and you pouted, your orgasm creeping away from you.

you looked up at him, low key pissed to see him bopping along to what is love. no, not twice's what is love, unfortunately. the corny, meme-worthy, 90s what is love by haddaway.

"baby, don't hurt me," he sang teasingly, "don't hurt me, no more,"

you glowered at him from underneath him. "i was so close," you grumbled, slapping him lightly on the arm. he gasped in mock indignation, lifting an arm to his forehead as if he were about to faint.

"you hurt me!" he said dramatically, "after i specifically told you not to!"

needless to say, no one orgasms that night.

𝐣 𝐚 𝐞 𝐡 𝐲 𝐮 𝐧 

jaehyun's ability to reduce you to a moaning mess during sex never failed to impress you.

what did fail, though, was his reaction to the law and order: svu theme song playing while you were sucking him off. you were on your knees, bobbing your head along his dick and digging your nails into the defined v-line of his hipbones when the distinct first notes of the tv show's theme song interrupted his deep groans of satisfaction.

"law and order?" he says with a breathy chuckle, "man, my mom loves that show."

you pull off a second later, looking a bit perplexed. "please, don't ever, ever mention your mom while i'm sucking your dick again."

his smile falls. "shit, i made it weird, didn't i?"

"no shit."

the next time jaehyun's mom swings by your shared apartment for a visit, she's a bit confused as to why neither of you can hold eye contact for more than five seconds.

𝐣 𝐮 𝐧 𝐠 𝐰 𝐨 𝐨 

you don't know what to say. one minute you're clinging to your boyfriend, whimpering into his ear as he hits a spot that has you seeing stars. your eyes are screwed shut and your hips are bucking against his as you cry out his name.

then, axel f (known to most as crazy frog) blares through the speaker, and the both of you stop moving as you're both reminded of the badly animated, obnoxious, purple frog from the music video.

you stare at jungwoo, whose sour expression matches yours. he meets your gaze, and seconds later, the two of you are cracking up at the continuous "ding! ding!" noises coming from the song.

"this was a horrible idea," he mumbles, and you nod in agreement. "you don't say."

he gets up and turns off the music, and somehow, you both manage to finish without thinking about it.

but then jungwoo boops your nose twice while the two of you are cuddling and goes, "ding, ding," and you both promptly lose your shit again.

𝐦 𝐚 𝐫 𝐤 

your thighs are starting to burn, but you don't care. you ride mark like you have something to prove, doing your best to ignore the obnoxious playlist in the background.

mark is having the time of his life, groaning loudly, eyes screwed shut, head fallen back against the pillows and gripping your hips while he ruts up into you.

then the previous song ends, and suddenly the next song starts with an exciting swell of violins, and the next thing you know, you hear a choir sing, "o canada, our home and native land..."

mark's eyes snap open and he freezes inside of you at the realization. you stare at him for a few moments and somehow, just by the sound of the canadian national anthem, you literally feel mark's dick start to go soft inside of you.

your face morphs from confusion, then horror, and finally, dissatisfaction.

you flop down next to mark, and turn to face him.

"you okay?" you ask, and try your best not to laugh when mark turns a deep shade of red.

"let's never mention this again."

𝐡 𝐚 𝐞 𝐜 𝐡 𝐚 𝐧

good god, donghyuck doesn't even make it past the first song.

see, he pounces on you before you can press shuffle, pressing needy kisses against your mouth. you kiss him back for a few moments, moaning when he slips his tongue into your mouth.

when he pulls you into his lap to grind against him, you pull away and giggle. "hyuck, aren't we gonna listen to the music?"

"huh? oh yeah, baby, sorry. just press play."

you do, meeting donghyuck's eyes as you wait for the first song to play, and you both jump when a loud, raspy voice yells, "i'm a goofy goober! ROCK!"

You purse your lips, wondering whether to laugh or not. you look at hyuck, who is trying to hold back laughter as goofy goober rock continues to ruin the mood.

"so..."

"i changed my mind," donghyuck says, probably thinking of spongebob, "i don't wanna do this anymore."

so, you find an easier solution. you turn off the music, and awkwardly cuddle for the rest of the night, occasionally breaking into fits of laughter at the absurdity of having almost fucked to spongebob music.

#kpop smut #kpop scenarios #kpop imagines #kpop x reader #nct smut #nct 127 smut #nct 127 x reader #nct x reader #nct 127 scenarios #nct scenarios #taeyong x reader #taeil x reader #johnny x reader #johnny seo x reader #doyoung x reader #yuta x reader #jaehyun x reader #jungwoo x reader #mark lee x reader #mark lee smut #haechan x reader