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Yosano: guys Chuuya is-
Atsushi: short?
Ranpo: an idiot?
Dazai: actually kind of hot, when you think about it?
Yosano: ...he's right behind you.
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Stargazing
Hange: wow the stars are looking really weird tonight!
Levi, staring at Hange: yeah, yeah they are...
Hange: what
Levi: what
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L: Light is a straight up bitch ass lily-livered cotton-headed nitwit asshole dumbass little shit.
Light: Don't call me straight.
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Oh MY GoD ThEy wErE RoOmMAtES
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Bartering
Dazai: how much for the hat?
Chuuya: $50
Dazai, sliding a $20 across the counter: how much now?
Chuuya: $30
Dazai:
Dazai: damn I'm good
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Jean: holy fuck you guys Eren transformed into a titan
Armin: well yeah
Annie: it's not like he was going to turn into a dickfor
104th: .........
Jean: ...
Jean: what's a dickfor
*the sound of cruel teenage laughter could be heard for days. Jean remained oblivious during this time, confused as to why no one would answer his question*
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Komaeda: Hey wanna hang out?
Hinata: sorry wrong person lol
Komaeda: I texted first...
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Izaya: "I have the right to be in Ikebukuro."
*several miles away*
Shizuo: *wakes up in a cold sweat*
Shizuo: "Someone is wrong..."
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