#with my bones

[fluorescentbrains]

me reading straight up pornography: hmm… this one just doesn’t have enough accurate character psychoanalysis to get me off

#d #rihanna sticks and stones can break my bones but fictional people’s thoughts about whips and chains excite me

[wormy-business]

I saw this question posed on tiktok, but I think Tumblr would really enjoy it too.

If a fae creature offered to give one million dollars for a bone FROM YOUR BODY chosen at random, how many bones would you allow them to take?

Light clarifications; The fae is not the one choosing the bones. The bone is taken at random. Each bone, no matter the size or importance, is worth a full million dollars. You must also declare the exact number first, you can't go bone-by-bone. You either say 2 or you say 10, you can't work your way up to a higher number. The bones are removed instantaneously, and the money is given immediately as well. You will not get in government trouble for acquiring the money.

Tell me in the tags/replies how many bones you'd let the fae take. And as always, reblog for bigger sample size.

#for the record I would let the fae take 5 #there's 206 bones in the adult human body #a lot of them are small bones in the hands and feet #I feel like its worth the risk to allow 5 to go #and as long as nothing like my skull or pelvis or a really important bone gets taken #with five million dollars I can probably get some kind of surgery to replace a bone thats missing if its bothersome #polls #tumblr polls

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Must be a Sugondese joke.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuck tims #laios touden #senshi #Looks like I won't be able to post this on dungeon meshi thursday so instead I will have a fun past/future conversation #This is wednesday me who has not seen the episode yet but I have such a strong feeling that it is going to be extremely special. #*This* fight is what the first arc has been building up to and it has *so* many incredible moments. #We're going to see the chilchuck knife throw! The leg sacrifice! The bones! #Watch them ramp up the quality this episode and go wild with the frantic action of 'oh god our plan is going to shit'. #Hello. Me of the future who just watched the episode. #I knew it was going to be good but that...that blew my mind completely. My high expectations were beyond met. My god. #I'm just speechless at how well they handled everything. The leg. The tension. That ENDING. #If you have not already: PLEASE watch Dungeon Meshi.

[repmet]

*crouches to go into stealth*

the cracking of my knees alerts the guards, I am immediately killed

#dishonored #ghost is hard when youre old and hate milk #gotta reload my bones

[pseudospectre]

So it turns out you can just buy old x-rays off ebay

#i had wire and a 3 dollar lamp from goodwill that had no shade #what else was i supposed to do? #handmade #arts and crafts #spooky #creepy #xray lampshade #bones #Halloween #once i figured out how to accurately cut the panels to the right size and shape #it went together pretty easy #and now my work office is that much cooler :)

[ossifer-bones]

it's hilarious how if you do any amount of research into life or death melee combat the prevailing themes that emerge are that

you're gonna get tired very quickly

tired leads to injured, injured leads to tired, tired leads to—

you're not gonna be as composed as you expect

humans are more fragile than you think and also more durable than you think. both are true and neither stop them from dying of an infection later (DO NOT GET BITTEN)

DO NOT GET STABBED (generally good life advice)

DO GET A SPEAR

knights are faster than you think

#related to my last reblog #rattling bones

[memesandmylife]

it really is insane to me how in the mid 2010s netflix had a reputation of making cool, inclusive series as well as saving tv shows after their networks cancelled them, and now here we are today with every halfway decent netflix original show getting cancelled after 1-2 seasons and a bajillion episodes of bigmouth

#netflix #shadow and bone #six of crows #inside job #the get down #(the get down was a long ass time ago but that cancellation ripped my fucking heart out and i never trusted netflix again) #winsome’s wailings

[thesnadger]

I have a question about this image of Xanathar's Thieves Guild.

Why does he have sexily lounging elf boys?

I ask because I cannot imagine a beholder being attracted to anything other than itself. Does he just understand Sexily Lounging Elf Boys to be a status symbol, and he wants anyone who visits to know he can afford Sexily Lounging Elf Boys?

Maybe I'm the asshole here for assuming. Maybe these boyfriends are master tacticians here to advise Xanathar, they happen to like wearing leather pants and no shirts and I should be less quick to reduce them to sex objects.

I don't care, I love it, this is all I can think of every time I see it:

#dnd #xanathar #long post #i feel in my bones that an early draft of this image had some typical frazetta-esque bikini girls here #and then a brilliant and heroic artist said no-- shirtless dudes #described in alt text

[sopuu]

back to my undertale roots

#i thought the third stock image said skeleton bones. man free at first #sans is up next 👍🏻 soon!! #ouhhh i missed drawing them so much my boys……my all time favs #this blog has come full circle #undertale #papyrus #undertale fanart #my doodles #sopuuart #good soup

[noahczreny]

isnt it interesting that two people can read the same book and one will just move on and the other will have their entire dna changed by the characters i just love that reading is such a unique and entirely human experience

#just thinking about how i have characters trapped in my bones and some people never think about them again #lizz speaks

[crow-person]

i miss my wife tails...i miss her a lot

#one piece #portgas d ace #my art #i want to crawl inside of his cest and rest amongst his bones #oda how could you take him away from me its not fucking fair

[forecast0ctopus]

yo i think my doctor got in a fistfight

#dude my doctor keeps trash talking guys that are bigger than him #dont ask me whats going on w any of this idk i just wanted to draw shoes #star trek #star trek tos fanart #star trek tos #star trek fanart #leonard mccoy #leonard bones mccoy #bones mccoy #doctor mccoy

[cassandracain52]

so I’ve seen lots of fics about Bruce coming back and finding out things like Tim loosing his spleen or Damian getting shot (on multiple occasions by different people) and he almost always finds out by either having dug into the Batcomputers records and stumbling across it or just seeing it on scans or something after Tim or Damian is injured

but imagine for a moment Bruce finds out, not on his own, but by the others telling him.

And by “tell him” I of course mean that they all automatically assume that he already knows about all of it(because he’s the worlds greatest detective so obviously they don’t need to say anything) so they never bring it up until they mention it one day in passing and nearly give him a heart attack.

for example:

Bruce: Tim, I need you to come with me to speak with Dr. Thompkins down at the clinic about that new drug that’s been circulating

Tim: Oh, sure thing, just let me grab my mask

[Bruce not saying anything but looking at him confused because Tim is already fully suited up and wearing his domino mask?]:

[Tim, now wearing a surgical face mask]: Ok, I’m ready! [Bruce just staring at him, waiting for some explanation. He doesn’t get one.]:

Bruce: Tim

Tim: hm?

Bruce: Why are you wearing a face mask..?

Tim: Oh! Well Dr. Thompkins got mad at me last time I came to the clinic without one because there’s a lot of sick people there and I should be more careful since I’m immunocompromised-

[Bruce, immediately cutting him off]: Wait, what?

[Tim, slightly confused]: She got mad at me when I didn’t wear one last time..?

[Bruce, equally confused and growing very concerned]: No, not that. You’re immunocompromised?

[Tim, now completely lost because this is all common knowledge?]: Uh, yeah??

[Bruce, even more concerned]: How??? What do you mean??

[Tim, getting annoyed and rolling his eyes]: Well that’s what they call you when you have no spleen, Bruce.

Bruce: What.

[Tim finally realizing that, just maybe, they skipped a step]: I have no spleen? It got stabbed so Ra’s took it

[Bruce, about to have an aneurysm]: RA’S DID WHAT-

______ Or like him finding out Damian had his entire spine replaced

Bruce: Hey, do you think it’s strange Damian’s so small?

Dick: No?? He’s ten?? Ten year olds are small?

[Bruce, audibly concerned]: No, I mean don’t you think he should have grown some by now? Is he not eating enough?

[Dick, immediately relaxing]: Oh, that? Yeah, it’s fine

[Bruce, still concerned]: Are you sure? I was taller than that at his age

[Dick, waving his hand dismissively]: Nah, he’s fine. I think the spine replacement just stunted his growth a bit

Bruce:…

Dick:..?

[Bruce, near hysterically because all his kids somehow keep losing pieces of their insides and none of them seem bothered by it??]: his wHAT- ____

Dick has to spend the next several hours trying to stop Bruce from making everyone do a mandatory medical examination so he can make sure none of his other kids are missing anything

Dick promises that it was just the two things

Bruce is not reassured

#He finds out Jason got his appendix removed and nearly goes into cardiac arrest #Like I’m all for the angsty reveals #But just imagine #They forget to reveal it at all #Bruce spends the next few days trying to find a way to bubble wrap all his kids #dc comics #batfam #tim drake #damian wayne #dick grayson #bruce wayne #chat post #headcanon #Bruce’s Google history that night: why aren’t my kids worried about missing organs #Or bones? #Wasn’t gonna post this now but my drafts keep messing up so here it is

[possumtion]

Kinda cracky Animal crossing! AU

#my art #star trek the original series #star trek tos #leonard mccoy #spock #jim kirk #star trek #james t kirk #bones mccoy #animal crossing #nyota uhura #khan noonien singh #hikaru sulu #montgomery scott #pavel chekov #animal crossing new horizons #artists on tumblr #digital art #yea idk why i thought of this either

[peach-moths]

did you know jackalopes are my favorite cryptid

#illustration #jackalope #jackalopes #digital illustration #original illustration #orignal art #art #cryptid #cryptid art #american cryptids #i have mirrored jackalope tattoos on my collar bones!! #i love jackalopes!!! #if you guys wanna see the jackalope tattoos lemme know id be happy to share!! #non fandom art #non fandom #peachmoths art tag #hidden veil

[dumbgoonboy]

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Boys whose voices get higher and whinier while ur fucking them I love you. Boys who speak in a lower register when they're around their friends but lose control when they're begging and whimpering for me I love youuuu

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#bones barks #i get so hard just THINKING about this dude #ive been listening to whimpering audios while working on my dnd campaign #if you have whimpering audio/video on ur blog i WILL find it and i WILL listen to it #dom/me post #t4t #t4t nsft #ftm nsft #ftm dom #ftm sub #ftm top #ftm bottom #ftm puppy #voice kink #whimpering #ftnb #ftnb nsft #ftnb sub #ftnb dom #mtnb nsft #mtnb sub #mtnb dom #trans mtnb #mtnb bottom #puppyboy #bunny boy