#yes I’m married

[sappho-and-shakespeare]

My chaotic grad school academia

Writes only with cheap clear bic/biro or fountain pen, no inbetween (wooden pencils)

Beta reads fanfics and friends’ grad thesis

CD > Vinyl (still collects tho)

Obsessed with music

Grades papers listening to an iPod classic

Phobia of read books, still goes to the book section with wife despite running out of bookshelves a year ago

Wanders the bookstore but only ever gets books from the library (it’s that plastic wrapped cover. They make me feel safe)

Wine in mason jars

Analog watch that always an hour behind

Carries my Stanley everywhere (it’s only filled with ice; Xmas gift) and actually uses it as my only reusable cup

90s Toyota is my entire personality

Leggings and blazers

Crocs and business casual to teach class

Absolutely no impulse control

Too many trips to Target to check out the music section

Hyperfixates on new thing/fictional character/album every 2 months

Absolutely no sleep schedule (IM DOOMED)

Wishes I could be a moody chain smoking alcoholic academic but I just doomscroll and avoid my responsibilities instead (IM STILL JUST AS DOOMED) (we’re all also too lazy/busy to drink)

Drinks too much iced coffee; hates coffee (I’ll like it by the time I graduate at the rate I’m going)

Random spurts of creative inspiration; absolute manic burn out

Gets to be intellectual on main at all times it’s fun

#nightblogging #lol can I still say that ten years later #this is what I mean by no impulse control #academia #dark academia #yes I’m married #dark academia is hella gay #my wife is a barista #yes we’re that barista academic au irl #mine #academia aesthetic #dark acadamia aesthetic #chaotic academia #grad school #grad school academia #soft academia #queer academia #chaotic queer academia

[setsailforthestars]

Where’s that post about listening to a man tell terrible jokes and being horrified you still want to fuck him I need it

#for.. reasons 😭 #yes I’m married #no this is not about my husband

[themanlykittenkayden]

Listen listen listen, I am all for diverse and complex queer platonic relationships…

But also I don’t think Philza knows what platonic means

#qsmp #Like can QPRs kiss and cuddle and be married successfully? yes #But Phil’s relationship with Missa isn’t giving ‘two people without physical or romantic attraction to each other choosing to marry’ #It’s giving much more ‘arranged marriage to real love’ vibes and I’m HERE for it too #qsmp liveblog #pissa

[rendevok]

The sensation of waking up next to you ❤️💙

+bonus doodle:

…and they mimir’d happily ever after the end. ❤️

(ID under cut!)

Miles is roused from sleep by sunlight shining on his face. Slowly, his eyes adjust to the light, until finally, his scope of awareness broadens to a body he had been sleeping on.

Page 2

Miles looks up to the figure that holds him, and upon seeing, his eyes widen in recognition.

Miles looks up to the figure that holds him, and upon seeing, his eyes widen in recognition.

The bottom panel of the page shows minimal details of a window shedding light onto the bed and blankets as seen from a higher view in the room.

Page 3

On the other side of the bed, Phoenix rests, his head propped by the headboard. His hair is messy from sleep, and his expression is thoughtful. The light of the morning highlights his features.

The sun shines through the blinds of the window.

Phoenix finally notices his observer, and turns to look at him.

Page 4

Phoenix takes Miles’ hand in his, and lifts it to gently kiss the ring on Miles’ finger. They both move to share a kiss, and their hands shift to hold one another. Miles’ ring sparkles in the sunlight.

Page 5

They link their fingers as they kiss, and the morning creates a quiet atmosphere around them.

They part, but remain close, their fingers fully interlocked. Phoenix greets “Good morning,” with a tender, loving expression as he looks at Miles. Miles’ own expression is soft, unguarded, and fixed on Phoenix.

Page 6

Phoenix and Miles settle back into their shared bed; the morning sun illuminates them. They both smile softly, seeming happy and at peace. Miles rests his head under Phoenix’s neck, and his hand on Phoenix’s chest. One of Phoenix’s hands rests over Miles’ own on his chest, while his other hand holds Miles closer, revealing a matching ring of his own. Both rings shine softly in the sunlight.

Bonus image

A small simple drawing of Phoenix and Miles having fallen asleep again while holding each other as in the final page of the comic.

End ID.]

#narumitsu #wrightworth #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #ace attorney #this is so sappy i nearly choked the entire time i was drawing it #aa #fan art #smooches #ah yes my favorite tag <3 #rendevok #this is vaguely set post AA5 but i truly have no timeline in mind i just want them married #like ding DONG bitches get ur shit together aren’t u tired of pining??? it’s time to go apeshitt and furiously makeout #i’m going to start mashing them together like dolls i dont care anymore!!! #NRMTS KISS RIGHT NOW OR IM BITING BOTH OF YOU #(a win win situation for me) #anyway if you can’t tell i am deeply in love with phoenix and projecting onto miles so hard #who doesn’t love making him down horrendous for a little flavor? #image description and alt text are the same because i suck at those still #writing that out was deeply embarrassing for me bc for whatever reason writing it out is something WAY more visceral than drawing it #i wish to evaporate nobody look at me unless you want to talk about them kissiing more then my dms are open

[duckytree]

whats the oldest you’ll date? im not kidding when i say mine is 61 and im 14. im sorry 😭😭

hello????? hello???????????????????

#that’s such a random ass number #do u have someone in mind???? #but yeah um #this is none of my business but pls don’t date someone that old #you’re so young and anyone who says yes is automatically foul and not worth ur time #i’m already married so i wouldn’t date anyone #but my wife and i are the exact same age #a few hours apart but my time zone was different so on paper we are a day apart #i’ve been mentioning her a lot recently my bad #but my inbox is flooded with questions about her #asks

[shima-draws]

Sanlu marriage proposal but it only happens because Luffy’s jealous

“If Pudding got to (almost) marry Sanji then why can’t I??! >:((((”

#One Piece #Sanlu #Sanji #Lusan #Luffy #Sanji: Luffy you can’t just PROPOSE MARRIAGE like that what the hell— #(He is blushing from head to toe and literally glowing with happiness but whatever) #Luffy: Sanji is mine so I should be able to marry Sanji!! 😤 #Luffy: See I even got you this!! #And he shows him a ring #Sanji: WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THA #Nami in the corner: 😏 #Nami: Maybe I’m a cheapskate but not when it comes to this. I made sure he got you the BEST ring #Sanji crying his eyes out: O-Oh my god?? #Sanji: You’re actually serious 😭😭😭 #Luffy: Yes!!! Marry me Sanji marry me Sanji marry meeeeeee #Sanji: O-okay 🥺💖 #I’M NORMAL ABOUT THEM I SWEAR. I PROMMY #Shima speaks

[meetthefatess]

I have a lot of finale thoughts about Them

#loquacious like ‘hm idk but maybe hug me again pls I’m so weak ;)’ #‘side note would you consider marrying me check yes or no’ #the first half of this episode was ROUGH #I was Not Okay #digital art #exu calamity #sketches #critical role fanart #critical role #critical role art #critical role spoilers #exu: calamity #exu: c #exu fanart #exu calamity spoilers #exandria unlimited calamity #exandria unlimited #laerryn coramar seelie #loquacious seelie #loquaerryn #faerie fire

[defnotanarc]

Buck and Bucky in their 80s finally getting to get married in 2004. 🥹💖

#clegan #and yes I’m aware #that they were real people with real lives #this is specifically about #the fictional universe in the semi-fictional tv show #mota #just have you ever googled #interviews from 2004 of couples in Boston #finally getting to get married #🥹💖✨

[chloepleasestopdying]

I know that ‘we got drunk and got married’ is popular trope but I don’t like it for most ships because I feel like it takes a certain kind of character to do that believably.

Pricefield tho…. I can totally see them getting married after like five drinks in pretty much any universe.

Personally I think it would be hilarious if Max never returned to Arcadia Bay but got the courage to at least message Chloe to apologize about how everything went down and they slowly make up over phone calls and text. Maybe Chloe’s on the road with Steph so it takes for forever to meet in person. They meet up on Max’s 21st birthday, get absolutely hammered and wake up married. 

I just like this version a lot because I’m imagining a conversation between Max and her parents where she confess that she got married accidentally and her dad is demanding to know what man he has to beat the shit out of and Chloe walks into frame like 🧍‍♀️ ‘Hi Mr.Caulfield’. Or Chloe accidentally tells her mom and when Joyce throws a fit Chloe defends herself by saying that she should be happy that Max is in law instead of some biker dude and then David has an aneurysm because Joyce does a complete 180 when hearing that it was Max that she married. 

#life is strange #chloe price #max caulfield #pricefield #Joyce: I can’t believe you! this is the last straw Chloe #Chloe: oh what like you’ve never made impulsive decisions!? #Chloe: you should be thankful that I didn’t get married to some biker dude ! #Chloe: I mean I should get a whole ass thank you for giving you Max as a daughter in law !! #Joyce:…. Max? like. Max Max? #Chloe: yes! that Max! #Joyce:… Maxine Caulfield?? #Chloe:YES! #Joyce: …. maybe I’m being too harsh. #David: WHAT ????

[padawansuggest]

I really hate pining with all my heart, so here’s an idea: CodyWan who fall in love within the first month of meeting each other and hold hands and give hugs and little nuzzles and everyone else is like ‘yeah. Cody and the General. They sure are friendly…’ but no one says it to them till they overhear it one day and straight up go ‘we got married on month two of dating’ and everyone loses their minds they thought they were in a ‘everyone but them knows they’re married’ AU but they’re actually in a ‘speedrun strangers to old married couple’ AU and they’re so confused.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #clone wars #commander cody #codywan #I’m both demiromo and ace so pining has no interest to me at all #you either find your soulmate and immediately fall in love or you don’t Lmao #I asked her to marry me before I asked her out you know and she said yes #pining is like the opposite of my likes I want them to immediately start to date and then face the REAL monster #which would be reality and life around them and maybe raising padawans idk #I’m so tired of stories that end with them confessing and then nothing else #me and my gf want the happy ending okay we wanna see them be stupid and in love thanks #I think this is also why I stick to kink fics st least I’m getting them together for that shit

[lupeloto]

hey i think it's crucial to remind everyone that these two get to grow old together <3

#imagine telling these two that they’ll be married and growing old together #i’m just #it’s so just #gallavich #mickey milkovich #ian gallagher #shameless #i feel like if you asked younger ian he would be like “uh hell yes i'm growing old with him” #they were just KIDS

[a-schrodingers-fox]

Spoiler: whatever it is, it always works.

#I was supposed to work out instead I drew them. I REGRET NOTHING #vincent valentine #cid highwind #they are married okay? #valenwind #ugh I’m obsessed with them #it took me so long to draw Cid’s hands i decided to hide Vincent’s. it’s very in character too so #yes I changed my signature! but it’s still me lmao. #I just thought this one looked cooler #my art #galad’s artsy things #ff7 #ff7 rebirth #ff7 remake #ffvii

[secretly-larry-daley]

Me?? Posting Great Gatsby Art?? More likely than you think.

God they really are the epitome of this meme.

Most accurate thing I’ve seen ever.

#I love when they’re just #a married couple #like yes #let them go sit in a park and feed the ducks #or wake up in the morning with one another #that’s the shit I live for #sigh #I love them #I’m really tempted to change up Gatsby’s design tho #maybe look a little older #mustache COUGH #huh? #what? #((I have an addiction)) #the great gatsby #natsby #nick x gatsby #great gatsby

[zsbrainrot]

Kaoru does, in fact, love his Clingy Gorilla.

#two versions because I was incredibly indecisive with the background #also not to toot my own horn but I FINALLY FIGURED OUT HOW TO FUCKING DO CHERRY’S HAIR #and I’m actually so proud of how it turned out #anyway I love them #pls give me a season two I need more married matchablossom #it’s free therapy #also yes I know adult Kaoru doesn’t wear piercings #but I added them because LET ADULT KAORU WEAR HIS PIERCINGS DAMNIT #I’m probably gonna start drawing them more now that I figured out a way to do it that I don’t hate #matchablossom #sk8 the infinity fanart #sk8 the infinity #sk8 #sk8 matchablossom #matchablossom sk8 #sk8 the infinity matchablossom #my art #zsart

[zo0pl0op]

i think the biggest flex i currently have is me getting shane up to 10 hearts and harvey up to 8 in two days (i am currently midway thru summer 1 and i started this file yesterday)

free love mod is on btw

#yes this is because i am prioritizing marrying them over everything else but your honor i uh #i think it would be cool if my oc (who i am currently playing as) got to kiss those men #he deserves to smooch them #(he doesn’t but i wanna see it anyways) #anyhow #stardew valley #sdv shane #sdv harvey #stardew shane #stardew harvey #technically an oc post? but only because i’m playing as #oc: neon virtichdi #maybe the brainworms will get to be too much and i’ll draw neon being kissed by them. idk

[illumineeti]

#yes i’m married to my blue pagh #self #p