Yess girl slaaayyyyyy wait no stop don’t actually girl what are you doing what are you doing stop stop stop oh my god god no no he’s dead no no no oh my god girl what have you done
Alright, so sam-- me and him have something in common despite me being all the way across the water and even remotely indian-- he cannot chilll. He asked a girl on a date and is the biggest mess you have ever seen. And remember the abomination that was Mr. Bobby but on dateline? Well turns out he has a side job as giving grooms lap dances then viciously murdering them, but in a baby girl way. Man is On. That. Grind! Not only does he work for the UK government but he also strips in his free time, with the added bonus of eating someone's hand. Alice was Jesus Christ apparently, who tf knows slay girl pop queen and Gwen's carrying the wet-bag-cat energy strong, and probably has eye bags all the way down to her waist.
in— in. in a babygirl way. in. a babygirl. way. expl— explain to me... explain to me WHAT about mr bonzo you think is babygirl?????
I knew that it was cruel to be so optimistic, but, in my solitude, I couldn't resist the urge and spent entire days basking in idiotic fantasies, sometimes verging on prayer.