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#the twilight saga #twilight saga #twilight

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being old sucks

-teenagers

why didn’t alice ever get into special effects makeup to make the cullens look older

#twilight #twilight saga #twilight renaissance #alice cullen

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Stephenie Meyer: I'm going to write a hetero teen vampire romance. Also Stephenie Meyer: "Alice, oh, Alice!" Bella will call Alice beautiful. Alice will give Bella flowers and kiss her on the cheek. Oh and also, there is a confederate soldier that is gifted in empathy.

#She really just wrote the most repressed christocult lesbian romance out there #amen sister

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Sugar Rush

Bella's lips tasted like strawberries. Or at least they tasted like what Alice imagined strawberries would taste like. Or maybe it was honey or chocolate or something entirely different.

She didn't remember any of the things she ate when she was a human, nor what they tasted like. But she was certain, this sweetness on Bella's lips, it would be something that a human would devour as a treat.

She wanted to devour Bella. But for once the blood wasn't the most enticing thing about a human. Those sweet, soft lips, nothing could make her hungrier and more statisfied all at once.

She'd gladly never drink blood again if it meant getting to kiss those lips until the end of eternity. Maybe this is what a sugar rush felt like.

-S

#twilight #the twilight saga #twilight renaissance #twilight renessaince #alice cullen #bella swan #alice x bella #bella x alice #bellice #fanfic

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𝘼𝙨𝙝𝙡𝙚𝙮 𝙂𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙣𝙚 𝙖𝙨 𝘼𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙪𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙣 𝙞𝙣 𝙏𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 (2008-2012)

#ashley greene #alice cullen #they did her dirty with the last hair cut

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Doppelgänger

"Every person has roughly six people that look like just like them" It used to be a funfact she would tell other people. Because it was fun to her, the way she would sometimes stroll around the streets and see the face of someone she had met before but it wasn't them.

But it stopped being fun when she saw that face for the first time. Her Bella's face, so youthful and unbothered, so familiar and lovely, except it was not Bella wearing that face. It was some other woman.

It became a horrifying reality when she had to realise that faces would show up again and again and again. The pain in her long dead heart never became less, never went away. Even after hundreds of years and a dozen of times she saw Bella's face on someone else she would freeze on the spot.

Because her Bella was dead. And her Bella was actually never hers because she was a coward.

She should have stayed behind.

Maybe they wouldn't have gotten to her.

Maybe Bella could have been with her forever, if only she stayed and was honest when she still had the chance to speak up.

But she missed her chance and now she only had that lovely face haunting her with the knowledge that that wasn't Bella.

-S

#twilight #the twilight saga #twilight renaissance #twilight renessaince #bella swan #alice cullen #balice #team alice #alice x bella #bella x alice #doppelganger #alternate universe

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Change

Change was constant in her life; All she remembered from life was change. The before is a blacked out file in her memories. She knows something is there. But she cannot remember what there is.

Her first memory is of change. She can't remember how she felt before, just that she felt different then. Waking up lusting for blood does that to someone.

Her life was full of change after that. At the blink of an eye she was in a different time, a different place, with people that were suddenly involved in her life.

Some of those people stayed, became her first constant, her only rock to hang onto when everything became too much. She had those people in her life, they stayed, their relationships stayed, but the world was changing still.

One second she was in Alaska, the next in Washington. Except those seconds were years that flew by. Nothing was as quick as it felt.

Everything was changing in the way it always did. Until it didn't anymore. She registered the humans she met, or rather one single one specifically.

Bella Swan.

It was frightening. Like life was on a whim everything changed. Suddenly she didn't really like Jasper like that anymore and she grew irationally angry at Edward. Time slowed down, or maybe it just felt like time had actual meaning all of a sudden.

Change was synonymous with Bella Swan. Time changed, life changed, families changed, love changed.

And maybe it was just this one person that she needed for the final change in her life.

Because Bella made her change as well. Not just everything around her. She was no longer the Vampire that had no memories and was too caught up in her own world. She turned into Alice Cullen, a woman that learned to live and love for millennias in the span of a mere century.

Because just as life became a little constant again everything changed again. Humans cannot live forever after all.

334 words

-S

#twilight #the twilight saga #twilight renaissance #twilight renessaince #alice cullen #jasper hale #bella swan #alice x bella #edward cullen #bella x alice #bellice #bella cullen #fanfiction #fanfic #wlw #not beta read

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They pass little pieces of paper that have been folded twice, like children in school do with the silent prayer of not being caught. The messages were the same, more rash decision than rational thoughts, more honest and raw than protecitive of ones own heart.

It was all innocent love.

One knew how this kind of love felt, the crush turned to love turned to "I think one day I want to marry her." The other felt it for the first time.

Bella grew up in a time where it was difficult to fall in love with a girl, but not life destroying. But Alice, her sweet Alice, grew up to hate who she was and would always be, a time where being her was the worst sin and her love was deemed sick.

So Bella did not care that it might have seemed childish. Her love deserved to feel the thrill of passing love notes in a not so secret way.

#twilight #the twilight saga #twilight renaissance #twilight renessaince #alice cullen #bella swan #alice x bella #bella x alice #bellice #bella cullen #wlw

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Rosalie/Alice/Bella at prom?

this reads like a nightmare. no idea how to write them together without weird incest vibes. Also not beta read because I've been procrastinating too much as is lol. enjoy none the less <3 also fyi: I am not from the US. We do not have prom here. the idea of prom in this bad boy is heavely inspired by crappy movies

-S

Bella sat at a table in the corner of the gymnasium of forks high school. The gymnasium was decorated exactly the way she thought it would be for prom in a small town. Some balloons were hung on the wall, metal fringes adorned some corners and especially much was where pictures were taken, and last but not least there was a big paper sign announcing that it was prom night. All in all, it was rather tacky, and she couldn’t help but think how different it would have looked if someone let Alice loose to do everything.

Speaking of Alice, the tiny vampire was currently nowhere to be seen. She had gotten Bella a cup of punch and a table full of randomly assorted snacks and then just seemingly disappeared into thin air. It wasn’t all that uncommon for Alice to disappear suddenly, although she usually would be back within a couple of minutes and not gone for twenty minutes. There wasn’t a reason as to why she would leave either, or at least not one Bella could think of.

The evening began nicely. Alice came over early and she loved Bella in her dress so much that they arrived late to prom. At prom Alice managed to convince Bella not only to one but two dances. They took beautiful pictures of themselves to show everyone else and to keep as a forever memory. They talked to the others, Angela in particular swooned over how cute they were and Jess circled Alice in an attempt to figure out just how much her dress cost. Alice wouldn’t tell her, which just further confirmed the suspicion that it cost entirely too much.

Suddenly a hand closed around Bella’s wrist and swiftly pulled her off to the side. Just as Bella was about to protest this sudden attack she realized it was Alice who took her. Her sweet Alice, who had an absurdly large smile on her face.

“I brought you a present!” Alice proclaimed, not giving Bella a chance to answer before pulling the fire exit door open.

The present in question was a gorgeous blonde. Bella’s brain buffered for a few seconds. Rosalie was not meant to be here. She already graduated and this prom was for current students of Forks High School only. Just as Bella opened her mouth Rosalie began peppering her face with kisses and Alice swung Bella’s arms in glee.

The present was certainly exciting. Now Bella was at prom with both of her favorite people or rather vampires instead of just one. Bella was sure the smile that was etched onto her face would not vanish against this night, no matter what would happen.

And she was correct. She was coerced into dancing yet again, by both Rosalie and Alice. They also took more couple photos, most of which looked ridiculous. But Bella was happy, happier than ever before if you asked her.

words: 487

-S

#twilight #the twilight saga #twilight renaissance #twilight renessaince #alice cullen #bella swan #alice x bella #rosalie cullen #rosalie hale #rosalie twilight #alice #bella x alice #bella x rosalie #bella x alice x rosalie #wlwlw #f/f/f #fanfiction requests

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I'm writing on a request rn and the urge to make Rosalie enter like this

is so bad you wouldn't believe it.

#twilight #the twilight saga #twilight renaissance #twilight renessaince #twilight meme #rosalie twilight #rosalie hale #rosalie cullen #rosalie got a great entrance #“it's ya girl rose”

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#twilight #the twilight saga #twilight renaissance #twilight renessaince #edward is carlisle's debt collector #those medical bills don't pay themselves #bella is either in forever medical debt or she has an insurance that is a wet dream for most americans

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Anyway, I’ll be working on the requests at some point

~ K

There is something so funny about seeing the requests that have already made their way to the asks and just seeing that all of them are Jasper x reader.

Especially when the writing gets complimented (I love you for that, thank you) but the only fanfiction that has been published on this blog is not by the one writing the Jasper x Reader stuff.

Anyway

we know how desperate you all are <3

~S

#we see you #horny for the confederate soldier? #Same tbh #twilight #the twilight saga #twilight renaissance #twilight renessaince #jasper hale #reader x jasper hale #jasper whitlock #jasper cullen #jasper hale x reader #fanfiction requests #jasper hale x y/n #jasper hale x you #jasper whitlock hale

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There is something so funny about seeing the requests that have already made their way to the asks and just seeing that all of them are Jasper x reader.

Especially when the writing gets complimented (I love you for that, thank you) but the only fanfiction that has been published on this blog is not by the one writing the Jasper x Reader stuff.

Anyway

we know how desperate you all are <3

~S

#twilight #the twilight saga #twilight renaissance #twilight renessaince #twilight meme #jasper hale #reader x jasper hale #jasper whitlock #jasper cullen #jasper hale x reader #fanfiction requests #fanfiction #fanfic #we see you #horny for the confederate soldier?

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Fanfiction Requests

Twilight fanfiction requests are now OPEN Request them in ASKS, please do NOT request them in reblogs or comments. We might not see them that way!

K will write: Reader x Jasper No can do: smut, major trope

S will write: Bella x Alice, on request with pretty please might do other ships, favorably sapphic/wlw

no can do: futa and the likes

we are looking forward to your requests and ideas :)

xoxo, don't let Jasper bite you and don't let Alice bully you with your possible questionable future decisions

#twilight #the twilight saga #twilight renaissance #twilight renessaince #alice cullen #bella swan #jasper hale #fanfiction #fanfiction requests #alice x bella #bella x alice #jasper hale x reader #reader x jasper hale

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me, reading my own incomplete writing : *gasp* and then what happened?

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It's unbelievable. It's never been done before. It's a once in a life time moment.

I finished the one shot I have spent like 3 months writing on because I'm a procrastinating monster.

#I did it #*pats self on shoulder* #twilight #the twilight saga #twilight renaissance #twilight renessaince #alice cullen #bella swan #team alice #bellice #bella x alice #alice x bella #ao3 fanfic #ao3 link #ao3 writer #archive of our own #one shot

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#we squared up with a bear and lost #- Jasper and Emmett #twilight #twilight renaissance #twilight renessaince #emmett cullen #no one survived #tw: blood