thor-the-mighty

[thor-the-mighty]

I can choke you right now if thou wish.

You know what, I miss the days when Thor would randomly choke me. I wonder what I have to do to get that to happen again.

#reblog #ironman-tonystark

[thor-the-mighty]

Love has started to show her affection by tapping me in the head with Mjolnir. It's odd - but I do not hate it.

#shit post #tidings from thor #thor #thor odinson #love

[thor-the-mighty]

Loki claims to be the god of many different things, but I will always think of him as the god of annoying little brothers.

#tidings from thor #thor #thor odinson #loki #loki laufeyson #shit post

[thor-the-mighty]

I do appreciate that I never have to remember where I put Mjolnir, especially when so many people I know can wield her now.

#tidings from thor #thor #thor odinson #shit post

[thor-the-mighty]

He can say whatever he wants, but Loki named his dog after me, so I know he loves me.

#tidings from thor #thor #thor odinson #loki #loki laufeyson #thori #shit post

[thor-the-mighty]

Bruce, Hulk, and his cousin Jennifer all blush in the same way when you flatter them. It is a very cute family trait.

#tidings from thor #thor #thor odinson #bruce banner #hulk #jennifer walters #she-hulk #shit post

[thor-the-mighty]

I've discovered that if I create a large crack of thunder and say excuse me right after, Love breaks down into hysterical giggles. It's quite delightful.

#thor #thor odinson #love #shit post #tidings from thor

[thor-the-mighty]

Growing up, my brother always told better stories than either of my parents, and they were there at the dawn of the universe.

#tidings from thor #thor #thor odinson #loki #loki laufeyson #frigga #odin borson #odin #freya #shit post

[thor-the-mighty]

Meeting my brother's romantic partners can be equal parts confusing and terrifying. To say he has diverse taste is an understatement.

#thor #thor odinson #loki #loki laufeyson #tidings from thor #shit post

[thor-the-mighty]

It always feels like a particular achievement when I am able to get Hogun to crack a smile.

#thor #thor odinson #hogun #hogun the grim #tidings from thor #shit post

[thor-the-mighty]

It is perplexing that I am the fertility god, but it is my brother who has spread his seed the furthest.

#tidings from thor #thor #thor odinson #loki #loki laufeyson #shit post

[thor-the-mighty]

Love keeps asking me for a phone. I am worried she is too young, but I also do not know what is wrong with the ravens.

#tidings from thor #shit post #thor #thor odinson #love #huginn & muninn

[thor-the-mighty]

If anyone ever asks my brother why he is so good with animals, he says it's because they recognize him as the leader he is destined to be. I'm suspicious of this claim.

#shit post #tidings from thor #thor #thor odinson #loki #loki laufeyson

[thor-the-mighty]

I'm not sure what it says about my father that his go-to punishment for his children is exile.

#shit post #tidings from thor #thor #thor odinson #odin #odin borson

[thor-the-mighty]

I need to admit something. I have been intentionally keeping Fandral and Stark apart out of fear of what would happen if they were to meet.

#shit post #tidings from thor #thor #thor odinson #tony stark #fandral #fandral the dashing

[thor-the-mighty]

Sometimes my brother would try to prank me and then realize he'd gone too far and the lengths he went to undo it before my father would find out was probably a greater punishment than what father would dole out.

#shit post #tidings from thor #thor #thor odinson #loki #loki laufeyson #odin #odin borson

[thor-the-mighty]

Collecting fingernails was a strange enough hobby of my brothers, but not even I can fathom why he'd collect other people's and fashion them into a boat.

#shit post #tidings from thor #thor #thor odinson #loki #loki laufeyson