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when you see a random animal on the internet or in person, do you automatically default to he/him pronouns for it?

-yes (be ashamed of yourself)

-no

#oooh this is such an interesting conversation #this reminds of a study done that showed even women in stem will default to male pronouns when terms like dr are used #in patriarchal societies misogyny is so deeply ingrained many of us are not aware of our own biases #I personally consider myself to be well educated and an inclusive feminist but even I do this #it’s so silly #but also incredibly depressing at the same time #like just another reminder that I will never fully unlearn internalized misogyny #that’s lame

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Random Thought

Tokrev polite doms 🤝 Sub reader who curses during sex

MITSUYA (my babygirl fr), Draken, Rindou, Benkai, Shinichiro (he's literally so cute I can't handle it), Kazutora (I was iffy on adding him because he's lowkey subby but Kaz convinced me to add him lol), Chifuyu (precious baby)

@kazutora-kurokawa

#brother #this is a wonderful thought #I will be thinking many things #thank you for your service

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person who has only watched one anime: what i really love about dungeon meshi is how it subverts our expectations of a typical anime by not sexualising women and having a good plot!

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Sukuna with a partner who hates being called bad things in bed? Like instant no so he has to awkwardly try to compliment them? Like he doesn't know how to compliment people like "I like your face" level of not knowing how to.

That's hilarious omg. Thank you for this ask.

Pairing: Ryomen Sukuna x Fem!Reader

Tags: nsfw, smut, rough sex, awkward praise, rare awkward Sukuna

A/N: I could hardly take this seriously from laughing so much.

He's used to insulting people, they're below him after all

The only time anyone deserves praise is when they do something for him and do it well

Is still rough, that will never change unless you're pregnant

As he watches his cock slam into you he stops short, "You're taking it well, such a good cu- eh? Cutie for me. You're so cute when you try hard for me."

Looks like he's thinking real hard about his words, carefully weighing them in his mind

He holds puts his hand over your eyes so you don't see him blushing

You interpret it as him wanting to get even more rough so you embrace him, telling him how deep you can feel his cock and want to enjoy this forever

Bites his tongue, literally but you don't see the blood over his hand, you do feel his kiss is a bit more wet against your neck

"Of course you love my cock a... smart woman like you must know what a perfect cock feels like. You want to get fucked more, feel even better?" Sukuna pushes your hips up, the head of his cock ramming so deep into you, borderline painful, "That's a pretty face right there. Fitting for you when you're lost in the feeling of good cock inside you."

Wants to fill you with his cum but he's not sure he can ask that in a polite way

Maybe after a few rounds you'll be begging for it, that will be easier for him, "Good girls ask for cum." Sukuna grunts, hating having to hold back against your pussy trying to milk him dry, twitching and pulsing and driving him crazy

#pls I love this #he’s actually babygirl #and a giant goob #now I need to know like what happened before?? #like was he being mean as shit and y/n just starts sobbing #and he’s just sitting there like #uhhhh…….

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i'm on an itafushi kick and i am making it everyone else's problem

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Thinking about nanami coming home after a long day at work, kicking his shoes off at the door and letting out a long breath before he hears the distinct sound of jazz emanating from the kitchen. He smiles to himself a little realizing that you pulled out his record player; he hasn’t touched that thing since he was a teenager obsessed with being retro, he groans internally at the thought. His long strides quickly lead him to the kitchen where you’re dancing slightly to the music playing and lightly singing along while making dinner, clearly unaware of his presence. However, what really catches his attention is that you’re wearing nothing but his shirt. It could hardly be called a shirt on your much smaller frame, the bottom of it grazing the back of your knees. When you reach into the cabinet above your head however he gets a teasing view of the very bottom of your ass and the moment has turned from something sweet to something rather crude as he reaches around your waist, effectively pinning you to the counter before slowly tracing open mouthed kisses from your jaw to your collarbone.

(He’s gonna marry you for sure)

#love Chet baker so pls give this song a listen #hubby!nanami does things to me #it’s not fair #uhhhhg #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #nanami drabbles #nanami x y/n #jjk nanami #jujutsu kaisen nanami #nanami kento #nanami x you #nanami x reader #nanami smut #nanami fluff #Spotify

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How did you come up with your username?

Oh god I wish I had a more interesting answer 😅but I’m just messy in every sense of the word (like petty and sometimes a shit starter, but also adhd disorganized chaos messy) so I’m a hot mess and express rhymed haha

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Don’t mind me just thinking about Toge is a biter in bed. Not really out of any primal interest but rather because when he’s balls deep, fucking you like crazy he gets totally pussy drunk. I’m talking moaning, whimpering, sweating, sniveling mess and out of a desperate attempt to keep himself from saying something that could land you in the hospital (or a painfully embarrassing situation) he bites down on your shoulder hard.

#there is a painful lack of toge on my timeline #it’s depressing really #jjk drabbles #jjk x you #jjk x reader #toge inumaki #Toge #inumaki toge #inumaki x reader #toge x reader #toge x y/n #toge x you #inumaki x you #inumaki x y/n #inumaki smut #toge smut #Jjk smut

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Round of applause to all jujutsu kaisen creators on here, especially the ones creating smaus, legit look forward to it everyday and they’re all so good and funny, thank you for your service

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nanami’s side of the bed wouldn’t even be called nanami’s anymore. you sleep there nearly every day, blaming it on how the pillows smell of him.

nanami’s clothes aren’t his anymore, you're sleeping in his shorts and t-shirt tonight. you wore his shirt yesterday, and took his ties for some clothes experiments last week.

nanami’s sacred pens are no longer his own, he finds them on the table after you tried to scribble up something and forgot to put them back.

nanami’s mugs are now shared, always in the dishwasher even when he doesn’t recall using them at all. 

nanami’s thoughts don’t belong just to him anymore. you’d bug him about it all day if he doesn’t share what he’s thinking — so he, with an exasperated sigh, tells you what’s on his mind.

nanami’s salary doesn’t go straight to his savings account like it used to, instead taking a portion of it to spend on you. ‘you’ means gifts, flowers, dates, trips, trinkets, and so on.

nanami’s weekends aren’t as quiet as they once were; now they’re chaotic, full of so much of you. 

nanami’s fridge is full nowadays. candy, leftovers, ice cream, cheese, cake, bread, and the list goes on. so many things that don’t go along with his diet fill the once-empty shelves.

nanami doesn’t spend as much time in his study as before you moved in. now old books are left to collect dust, long forgotten in a room that’s never lit. even when he decides to pick one up and read it, it’s the minute that he sees your face the book is tossed away.

nanami’s happiness still comes from days off, but now it’s because those days are spent with you. days when he slept long and ignores the world are long gone, now he gets to sit and focus on you, watching as everything else becomes nothing but background noise.

nanami has always been sure he’s not looking for marriage, at least not right now. but he swears that ring looks so perfect for you. there’s no way he’d miss it. 

nanami stands in front of the bathroom mirror 5 minutes late every day because you’re still figuring out how to fix his tie the right way without any help. he can’t seem to rush you, though — what’s being precisely on time have on your little giggles as you sit on the sink and struggle to finish a task he could have done in under a minute?

nanami has been spending so much time eating as of late, more time than he can afford. while he used to finish a meal in approximately fifteen minutes, now dinners could stretch to two hours. he couldn’t get off the table early when you sit across from him, talking and joking and doing anything that’s not eating. he simply can’t possibly not indulge in the little conversations, appreciating every moment he gets to spend in your presence. nanami’s life wouldn’t even be called his anymore. you’re a storm, invading his life all at once, bringing in your chaos along with you. you’ve infatuated him, you’ve assailed his senses and changed his very being. every time nanami’s eyes align with yours, he prays your presence isn’t a fleeting one. he silently hopes you don’t leave as suddenly as you came, that you plan to stay.

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geto with space buns🧍‍♂️

#screaming #crying #throwing up #me to gojo #he’s so cute

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megumi’s girl

KINKTOBER II: MALE SUBMISSION ⋆⁺ sub!megumi, sub!satoru x f!reader ⋆⁺ warnings: age gap. pet play. pegging. dp. stepcest. ⋆⁺ wc: 1000

MDNI. NSFW

you’re megumi’s girl, but his stepfather ends up fancying you.

he’s brought home a few girls now, as he’s in his early twenties. mostly people who thought they were smart, some a little stuck up. and sure, they were nice enough looking, but he’s never brought home anyone like you.

you’re megumi’s girl, but satoru gojo doesn’t know how long that’ll last.

he doesn’t know how long you’ll survive in this house, with the way megumi’s eyes are always following you like he’s going to devour you. down the corridor from his bedroom, across the dining table, sometimes through the crack in the door when you’re showering.

and satoru can’t resist flirting with you now, teasing you and getting under your skin.

you’re megumi’s girl, but satoru’s not sure if you’ve even had sex yet.

the way the younger man is looking at you makes him think that you have. but someone so sweet and perfect as you– someone with that effervescent innocence– how could you give that to him?

he surmises that you wouldn’t.

you couldn’t do that– with your pretty pink lips, driving him mad with every smile, those long, dewy lashes… the way your eyes dart over his, catching his crystalline gaze.

you’re megumi’s girl, but his stepfather wants to know if you fuck.

he wants to give you a try. see if he could get you to open up, seeing as he believes megumi’s been unsuccessful in that area. he wants to find out how quickly he can get you in his bed, doing terrible things to each other.

the thought of you being 21 and him being 34 didn’t even cross his mind.

quite frankly, satoru usually sticks to women of his age range and he has his type, too. but there’s just something about you that blows all of those types out the water.

you’re megumi’s girl, but you’ve got the both of them wrapped around your little finger.

and it was just so easy. watching them drool over you was divine, but now you can get what you want, when you want it. and satoru can give you just about anything– the possibilities really are limitless with him.

and megumi is so much more sweet and simple than he makes out to be.

on the surface he’s some pensive, complicated mess of a man, allowing himself occasional pleasures in his chaotic, cursed life. but beneath your touch, he melts. he loves feeling your fingers through his hair, the way you stroke behind his ear, and when you put a little collar on him.

he wants to make you proud.

you’re megumi’s girl, but you’re curious if his stepfather will bark for you.

you want to know if he’ll get down on all fours and humiliate himself. you want to make a fool of the honoured one.

you want to see what he’ll do when you lean over the kitchen island, exposing your ass to him and your tits to megumi.

does he dare to touch you? 

you’re basically presenting yourself to the older man, and he’s standing right behind you, staring at the way you jiggle with every jovial laugh, how your skirt has lifted to expose your stringy underwear and your socks that cling to your thighs.

you’re megumi’s girl, but you’re giving the curse slayer come demi-god a very hard time.

particularly in his pants. his boxers and sweatpants cling to him, pulling tight and massaging his swollen head every time he jerks his hips.

you look between megumi and satoru, down at his crotch, giggling and commenting that he’s rock hard and that megumi should watch you get him off.

you’re megumi’s girl, but you’ve got his stepdaddy squirting cum through his sweats.

“nghh, haah– sweetheart, o-oh fuck– fuck me– how, how’d you—”

He’s left dazed and confused, watching drops of hot, white liquid ooze through the fabric and pool in a sticky mess over his tip.

he can’t get his words out, but he was trying to ask “how did you do that to me?”

this has never happened before. and he’ll be damned if anybody hears about it. he’s ashamed, knowing you’ve just milked him through his sweatpants with your clothed ass. 

not so honoured now, huh satoru?

you’re megumi’s girl, who used to have one puppy. now you have two.

your beautiful dark haired sorcerer– he bites sometimes. and a gorgeous, platinum haired angel with a brand new collar.

you’re telling them that “whoever acts like the cutest puppy gets dinner first, the loser gets chained up.”

you’re megumi’s girl, but satoru gojo gets to taste you first tonight.

his performance as your little pussy puppy made you giggle– he whined and let you stroke his hair, followed all of your orders, even when you commanded him to ‘speak’.

he opened his mouth and barked like a dog.

you just adored the shadow of humiliation in his eyes when he did it, encouraging you to push him further.

you’re megumi’s girl, but you’re currently pegging his stepfather.

and he took it so well, it made you think he’s taken it in the back numerous times before.

“i’ll let you fuck me…” was all the convincing he needed to get on the bed, ass up, face down.

you never thought he’d be so pretty down here– everything perfectly manicured, with smooth, sexy muscles rippling up his back.

you’re megumi’s girl, but you’ve never been more satisfied than right now, taking satoru’s dick in the front and your boyfriend’s in the back.

his stepfather is fucking into your from below while megumi stands behind you, pushing his dick in that tight ass.

you’re megumi’s girl, but you’re taking both their cum tonight.

reaching your orgasm, both your holes twitch and squeeze, milking the two men for all they’re worth.

their heat rips through your body, making you feel so dizzy and full you’re about to black out.

you’re megumi’s girl,

but satoru gojo is your new fucktoy.

⋆⁺ [see you in hell]

satoru | megumi | m.list

#this is fiiiiiilllllthy #oh my lord #… #I love it

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“Let’s run away” with the JJK Men

featuring Satoru Gojo, Suguru Geto, and Kento Nanami

author’s note: idk why I was in an angsty mood this morning. Sorry lolol.

warnings: angst w/ Gojo and Nanami

#do you think you’re funny?? #playing with my heart like this??? #nanami no #god it hurts

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what the point of mmf threesomes if the dudes don’t fag out a lil

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huh wanted to practice a little bit, and to make it more interesting decided to do it with them :DD

/original painting called: Dante And Virgil In Hell/

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Double cake 🍰