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Shout out to the girl who did her presentation on how criminal minds is a cinematic masterpiece in english class last week. Definitely the most interesting part of my day

#criminal minds

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Jemily x Vampire Diaries

REGINA AND EMMA SWAN OMG

Lady Dimitrescu x maiden commission preview 🤍

Commissioned by @/sapphictito on twitter 

#jemily #swanqueen

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JJ did hallucinate Emily coming to save her instead of Will or Spencer in episode 200. That’s hard to ignore 👀

I will never understand why jeid is unfair to Will but jemily would be totally fine (in my opinion both pairing have the same amount of chemistry but Spencer's crush on jj was at least canon in the earlier seasons. Emily and jj like held hands twice wow chemistry).

I agree. I like Jemily as a concept because it cute. I wouldn’t condone the situation if it had actually happened in the show with JJ being with Will. But even the concept of Jeid I find hard to wrap my head around. I wouldn’t have wanted anything to come between JJ and Will because I love them as couple. But I stand by that I think JJ and Emily had buckets more chemistry than JJ and Spencer. You don’t need to touch someone to have chemistry with them 🤷🏼‍♀️

Sorry that’s just my opinion.

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When I turn 18 I’m making this a 16+ account cause I cannot do this anymore 💀 I love my young followers, but y’all are very chaotic.

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“She never made it off the table.”

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Niggas be weird af. Like I wish people would put as much energy as they do on this post, to actual world problems.

Since no one else is going to say it:

Morgan and Reid are brothers. That’s it. How do y’all see any chemistry between them? Please. Their platonic relationship is amazing, but I don’t wanna see art of them kissing.

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It must be so akward for white people to write the slave scenes in vampire fics 

#the originals

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These!

These prompts will be the only ones I will accept as requests, as you may know I have turned my anon off. If you aren’t comfortable with me tagging you as the one requested it, simply put ‘Anon’ at the end of the request and I will gladly say it was anonymous! Happy Easter!

These prompts are for any off the characters of any of my master lists in my main post, they won’t be long writings but they will be a minimum off 600-1500 words! You can ask for no more than two prompts per request!

“Jesus didn’t die on the cross and come back for you to dress up as a sexy Easter bunny.”

“How many marshmallows can you fit in your mouth before you choke to death?”

“Well smother me in chocolate and call me a good egg!”

“Do we really have to go to church? Can’t we gorge ourselves on sweets like normal people?”

“Who ate the last piece of chocolate?!”

“Listen, all I’m saying is that just because my mouth is covered in chocolate doesn’t mean I ate your sweets.”

“Why are you dressed as Jesus?”

“I got you an egg! No it’s not a chocolate one.. it’s a sex toy. Look it vibrates!”

“It is a tradition in this house to play Judas by Lady Gaga on Easter, I don’t make the rules.”

“I didn’t even know there was porn based around Easter...”

“Okay but like, you dressed as a sexy Easter bunny..? Think about it.”

“How about we fill the Easter eggs with alcohol, then everyone’s happy!”

“You look like a very drunk Bugs Bunny”

“Does carrot cake count as my five a day?”

“No don’t let the dog eat that!”

“You weren’t meant to have that till Sunday.”

“Now this is an outfit I can get behind. Give me a twirl.”

“Why whenever I do this it always goes wrong?”

“No.. I didn’t forget to get the kids anything.”

“Oh but look how cute the bunny is!”

“Did you seriously just crack an egg on my head?!”

“What’s hoppin’? No that’s bad, forget that now!”

“I’ll just ring the Easter bunny and say you’ve been bad because no chocolate for you!”

“Why are you eating the kids sweets?”

“Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t eat anything but chocolate for the rest of the day.”

“Keep on going like that and you’ll be diabetic before you know it.”

“Nothing excites me more than the day after Easter and all the eggs are on sale.”

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Pass the phone challenge: except Hotch understands the rules now

Hotch: I’m passing the phone to my favorite.

Spencer: I’m passing the phone to the only father figure I have.

Rossi: This is going to Spencer’s bestfriend who also acts as his mother when Diana isn’t around...occasionally his focus of affection.

JJ: The phone is going to the BAU’s ex-con.

Spencer: I’m handing it to the most under appreciated agent here.

Tara: I’m giving this to the only person who can beat Reid in chess and poker.

Emily: I’m passing this to the person who doesn’t trust women as much men.

Hotch: I’m passing the phone to the person responsible for the “no fraternization” rule.

Derek: what is this?

#I got bored so part 2 #criminal minds #Derek Morgan #aaron hotchner #spencer reid #Jennifer Jareau #david rossi #pass the phone #tara lewis

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⋮ ≠ 𝗖𝗿𝗶𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗶𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗟𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗻𝘀 ⇢ 𝗗𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗸 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗮𝗻, 𝗝𝗲𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲𝗿 𝗝𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘂 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗘𝗺𝗶𝗹𝘆 𝗣𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝘀𝘀 𝗂𝗇 3x14 "𝖣𝖺𝗆𝖺𝗀𝖾𝖽" ≠ ⋮

[𝔠𝔯𝔢𝔡𝔦𝔱 𝗂𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝔲𝔰𝔢 𝗈𝗋 𝔰𝔞𝔳𝔢] ⋮ [𝖉𝖔 𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖔𝖘𝖙] ⋮ [𝖼𝗅𝗂𝖼𝗄 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝖻𝖾𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝗊𝗎𝖺𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗒]

ᓬ⋮ 𝖙𝖆𝖌𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖙 ⇢ @notsosmexy @jemilyology @luke-alvez @scandinavian-punk @thejeidhater @moreidism @agentshortstacc @temily @reese-the-edgy-enby @moreidsdaughter @spencers-renaissance @alexandrablake @suburban--gothic⋮ᕒ

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The bau doing that “pass the phone” tiktok trend

Spencer: I’m passing the phone to the person who would peg their husband.

Alex: I’m passing the phone to the only person who doesn’t carry a gun.

Penelope: I’m passing it to the person who refuses to come out.

Emily: I’m passing the phone to the person that lowkey judges everyone.

Aaron: Here Reid.

Spencer: This is going back to Hotch because he doesn’t understand the rules.

#i think i’m pretty funny #criminal minds #Alex blake #emily prentiss #penelope garcia #aaron hotchner #spencer reid #incorrect quotes #criminal minds comedy

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Me and my history teacher 🤠

I can’t tell if my math teachers flirting with me or being genuinely nice

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I went in.

My manager told me I couldn’t quit 🤧

I’m quitting my job.

Customers? Rude.

Pay? Shit.

Hours? Ass.

Manager? Useless.

Schedule? A joke.

Who told me working in customer service was a good idea??

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Bitches will really major in Criminalogy because they watch too many Law&Order and Criminal Minds episodes.

It’s not me. I’m not bitches.

#i might do pre dental or med or something else #criminal minds #law and order

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I’m quitting my job.

Customers? Rude.

Pay? Shit.

Hours? Ass.

Manager? Useless.

Schedule? A joke.

Who told me working in customer service was a good idea??

#I will not be going in tomorrow

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The fact that y’all managed to get the casts’ numbers and addresses. Scary.

#criminal minds

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hi! do you write tara lewis x reader?

I do! But literally all the requests I get on here are about Emily (one or two with JJ.)

Check out this post for shows/characters I will write for.

#ask