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Woah, holy shit, mangoguy just booped me

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Sneak peak of Alejandro’s nsfw abc

A = Aftercare

Alejandro is stupid gentle with you after sex

Like, stupid gentle, to the point you have to remind him you’re not a broken porcelain doll and it’s okay to touch you

He knows what he does with you during sex, and he knows how overstimulated you can be afterwards

He just wants to make sure your cleaned up and comfortable afterwards, mi vida

B = Body part

During sex, I like to think Alejandro’s favorite parts of your body are your hands.

Don’t get me wrong, your eyes are still the most gorgeous things he’s ever seen

Alejandro loves how you tear up when he denies your high, only to make you cum for him god knows how many times

But your hands.

He loves how easily he can hike your legs up on his shoulders and hold his hand in yours

It’s almost like a reminder for him that this isn’t a dream and he is actually fucking the love of his life dumb

C = Cum

Not too sure what to put here, it just said “anything about cum” so I’m just gonna write their favorite places to cum on you 😬👍🏽

Most definitely on your face, but I feel Alejandro also enjoys cumming on your tits and seeing his ropes of cum slide down them

That’s all I got for this bit, sorry y’all

D = Dirty secret

I really.. don’t see Alejandro having a dirty secret?

I feel like he shares everything with you no matter how embarrassing it might be

…

He’s probably secretly into wax play.

E = Experience

Look at Alejandro and tell me this is not the most experienced man you’ve ever seen

Guy knows what you like and how you like it before you guys probably even fucked

All you had to do was get drunk, spill some shit to him, and voila

Magic

He’s having you cum 5 times on his cock

F = Favorite position

I’m getting tired of describing this shit 😭 just take this list and keep reading

69

Cowgirl + Reverse Cowgirl

Missionary

The Seashell (I’m not kidding, this is what it’s called)

The Pinball Wizard (I’M NOT MAKING THIS UP ISTG)

#call of duty #headcanon #nsfw abc #alejandro vargas #cod smut

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Send help, I found myself writing NSFW ABC’s instead

#call of duty #headcanon #alejandro vargas #nsfw abc #i dont know how i got here #cod smut

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*taps mic*

Ahem…

Alex and König def have mommy kinks.

That is all.

#call of duty #alex keller #headcanon #konig cod #i dont know what this is

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Seriously considering posting about cod men and their kinks/favorite positions and just not going in depth about it.

#call of duty #headcanon #just a thought #actually i think i might do it now #im gonnna do it

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More bestie groupchat convos because I think it’s funny

#call of duty #kyle gaz garrick #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #john price #text chat #more random thoughts

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Sorry, Toni, looks like only one of us here actually looks like our profile pictures 😎

(i have somehow transported myself into call of duty, send help, i just got shot in the ass)

i think all of you look like your profile pictures

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Random bestie groupchat photos with Gaz & Soap

Idk what I’m doing

#call of duty #kyle gaz garrick #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #text chat #random thoughts #i just thought it was funny

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Warning - none, really I don’t think. All good here, partner 👍🏽]

[Additional warnings - Kyle is a little oblivious in this one, is not proofread to the full degree]

All posts like these are alphabetical order:

Call of Duty Characters reacting to you proposing to THEM.

Alejandro Vargas

Saw it coming a mile away, honestly

You both went out to a secluded hill that gave you a beautiful view of Las Almas, and although Alejandro had a ring of his own, he was both shocked but also predicted you would pull something like this.

When you got on your knees, so did he as you both proposed to each other.

He swears he proposed first to everyone but you recall the entire story to everyone and anyone

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Alex Keller

Literally couldn’t comprehend what the fuck was happening

He was happy, don’t get him wrong, but he was planning to propose

Get off your knees! He already has a ring, you stole his moment!

He’d joke about it for second but would eventually cave and allow you to put the ring on his finger

Still his favorite story to tell people

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John Price

Had it all planned out, then you went and did it yourself

John was obviously shocked as he hadn’t prepared for something like this

It was actually kind of endearing though

He was afraid he might fumble on his words since he had a whole speech planned about how you were his everything, but I guess it can wait until your wedding day

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Johnny 'Soap' Mactavish

Wouldn’t stop making terrible jokes throughout your date so you decided to pull that on him

He immediately shut up when you got down on one knee, pulled out a ring and said “Johnny, shut the fuck up and marry me”

The silence was deadly after that before a smirk curled on his lips

Oh god.

“Didnae ken my jokes were so good ye were gonnae ask me to marry you!”

Never mind, Johnny, forget I even said anything.

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Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick

Say what now?

Probably oblivious for the first half of your proposal

Thought you were just tying your shoe when you got on your knee so he didn’t think much of it.

Then you called his name, pulled out a ring and asked him to marry you

Literally choked on whatever he was eating or drinking out of shock because it was so out of the blue. He just assumed it was a regular date you were taking him on.

Once he calmed down and caught his breath he immediately tackled you to the floor with a kiss and said, “I was afraid you didn’t know how to ask!”

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König

You guys weren’t married already?

Seriously thought that after 2 years of being together, moving in and adopting a cat(or any animal of your choice), you guys were already at least engaged

But then you officially asked, and a look of confusion appeared on his face

“We aren’t married?”

His confusion made you laugh, and his face was red with embarrassment as he thought back to all your moments together and trying to determine when that mindset came to him

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Mace

It’s funny you’re trying to propose

The second you get on your knee and pull out a ring he stands you back up, takes the ring from you and gets on his knee himself

You would have laughed if you weren't so confused, but Mace wanted to do this proper, he wanted to be the one to propose

Once he explained you did eventually allow yourself to let out a giggle before letting out a “Yes, I will marry you!” And allowing you to place the ring on him like you wanted

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Simon 'Ghost' Riley

“What.. are you doing?”

Is very perplexed by the situation

He gives you a look that almost seems like he didn’t want to wed, but when you got up and apologized he stopped you and brought you back down.

“No. I want to get married, I just.. was planning on doin’ this myself.”

He slipped his left glove off and handed his hand to you, saying nothing but giving you a silent yes as you slipped the ring on him.

Either never wore that glove again, wore the ring over the glove, or put the ring on a necklace so you were close to his heart

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A/N: So proud of myself for learning how to make gradient text.

#call of duty #fanfic #kyle gaz garrick #alejandro vargas #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #john price #mace cod #alex keller #alex cod #cod mw3 #konig cod #cod headcanons #im so great for learning to make gradients #everyone praise me #i am the new gradient lord

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Just some procreate, notes and YouTube about elderly women getting arrested.

Some good soup.

#call of duty #kyle gaz garrick #fanart #story ideas #artists on tumblr #doodle

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-~** // A/N; Tried to make this as gender neutral as possible :}

I need to talk about this, I can’t take it anymore.

John Price realizing that he was a better family man then he thought he would be after knocking you up.

HOLD ON, LET ME EXPLAIN.

Knowing he got you pregnant was a dream come true, but a damn nightmare all at the same time.

He loves the fact that he’s going to be a parent, but what if he’s not good at it? What if he turns out to be a bumbling moron with none of the parental instincts he thought he had?

He’s going crazy about how you two could decorate a nursery. But what in the world does a baby like? What kind of toys is he meant to buy for a tiny human that eats, naps, crys, shits, eats, sleeps and repeats? What would you two even put in there besides a crib and a changing station and maybe a couple of books?

But when the baby finally gets here, don’t even try getting up on your ass to do something.

Baby’s crying? Don’t worry, love, I can handle it.

Need to pee? Let me carry you there, don’t get up.

You’re hungry? I can make you something! And I’ll check if the baby needs to eat too.

You even think about getting up to check on your child for even a minute? No, stay down. You need your rest. I’ll bring the little bugger to you.

John turned out to be a better parent then he thought he would be! And he’s very grateful that you’ve given him the honor to, not only call you his [wife/husband/significant other] but the [mother/father/birth parent] of his child. Your child.

#call of duty #john price #captain johnathan price #captain john price #captain price #john price cod #JOHN PRICE DAD #RAAHHHHHHH

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“Kyle’s so sweet, he doesn’t know what sex is!”

“He’s so itty bitty, he couldn’t be mean to you 🥺🥺”

WHAT ABOUT KYLE THAT IS THE MOST EXPERIENCED MAN IN TF141 RIGHT NEXT TO PRICE??

Kyle, who once he gets his fingers into your sopping wet cunt, can almost immediately find that little spot that can make your toes curl and your eyes roll back into your skull.

Kyle, that flips you every which way to find which position can make you cum the most and will make sure to remember those positions for next time.

KYLE, that enjoys watching the tears run down your face when his cock is repeatedly hitting the back of your throat as you take him in your mouth ‘like a good fuckin’ slag.’

WHAT ABOUT THAT? HUH?

Sorry, I’m just tired of pretending that Gaz doesn’t look like he absolutely gets bitches and is a fucking nerd when it comes to making sure that women are satisfied during sex.

That was all.

#call of duty #kyle gaz garrick #kyle is not a virgin i’m sorry #look at that man #he is not a virgin #he most definitely has fucked #gaz cod #gaz garrick #kyle garrick #gaz call of duty #kyle gaz smut #gaz smut

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Mini Glossary at the end. Words in red will be in glossary.

TW: Lots of Scottish phrases; choking; spanking; praise and degrading; talk of making the reader pregnant (or literally just breeding)

2/3 update: Just now reading this back and realized this was supposed to be a ‘first time having sex’ thing… but I’m sure it’ll be fine. I think

“Please be gentle..”

Were the words you remember saying at the beginning of all of this. But now look at you; fucked dumb and fucked rough underneath the man that had promised he would keep it slow and sweet for your first time. Johnny whispered each and every dirty thought that came to mind in his ear, letting you feel his hot breath against your neck as he panted like a wild dog.

“Feel so fuckin’ good. So damn tight! Fuck, lassie, li’ah’?” He groaned as your wet walls clamped down around his girthy cock as he mercilessly pounded into you, not stopping for anything. This was his favorite pastime whenever he was on leave and hadn’t seen you for quite some time. You always managed to get tighter with your time apart, and it was fucking incredible that Johnny had the chance to stretch you out again.

The Scotsmans hands gripped your hips tightly as he pulled your ass back to meet his thrusts. “Mokit.. fucking hoor. You were practically gantin’ fer it, eh? Say it, c’mon. Lemme hear you. Say you wanted me!” Johnny growled as one of his hands flew to wrap around your throat, squeezing just enough to let you feel that delicious sensation of his fingers wrapping around your neck; but not entirely enough to outright knock the wind out of you… at least not yet.

“I-I wanted you, Johnny! I wanted you s-so fucking BAD.” You cried out, gripping onto the sheets beneath you as you felt your boyfriend’s hand curl tighter. If you weren’t close already you certainly were now! Johnny’s cock twitched against your walls as your words rang through his head. “Good girl. Shite! Gaun cum all inside this pretty lit’le hole. Gaun make you a maw n’ have you carry my bairn. Our bairn.” This kind of dirty talk from Johnny wasn’t entirely unexpected, nor was it anything new.. but something about tonight felt he might go on with his promise. You moaned as you felt his hand come down and slap your ass harshly before returning to your neck.

“You gonnae let me cum inside you? You’d look so fucking bonnie carryin’ our kid. Please let me, lassie! Please let me get you pregnant, hen.”

Now how could you say no when he asked so nicely?

Mini glossary:

Li’ah’ - ‘Like that’

Mokit - ‘Dirty’

Hoor (could also be hure, hore, hooer or whure) - ‘A whore’

Gantin’(or gaggin’) fer it - ‘Begging for’

Gaun - ‘Going’ could also be ‘go on and’

Maw - ‘Mum’ or ‘Mom’ if you’re American.

Bairn - ‘Baby’ can also be used for ‘Small child’

Hen - Term of endearment, like ‘Sweetie’ or ‘Darling’

A/N: Can we please have Soap say more Scottish shit during sex? 🙏🏽 also, I said I was gonna do gay butt sex but I changed my mind. And I’m not that great of a writer, sue me, at least I tried ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#call of duty #fanfic #cod smut #smut #john soap mactavish #soap x reader #soap mw2 #soap cod #soap call of duty #soap x you #john mactavish #john soap mctavish x reader #john soap mctavish smut #lots of scottish #scotlands so funny #funny scottish man say ha ha funny scottish things

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i’m so out of it, someone please give me prompts or requests or SOMETHING

ANYTHING, I PROMISE I WILL… THINK ABOUT DOING IT BUT WILL PROBABLY PROCRASTINATE 😭

#I NEED PROMPTS #SOMEONE HELP

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[A mini ghostsoap fic thing based off of this prompt]

Simon wasn’t someone that believed in manifesting love. It either happened, or it didn’t. He didn’t believe in casting spells either. What’s the point if it’s been forced? (Not literally forced I don’t think. Idk what the right word is)

He’s never been the one to pluck silly little petals off of silly little flowers… until today.

“This is stupid.” Ghost muttered to himself as he examined the daffodil in his hand. He didn’t believe it would work, but would try anything to get the answer he wanted.

Did Soap love him, just as much as he loved Soap?

He reached out and delicately plucked a petal. “He loves me..” The masked man began. He plucked another. “He loves me not.”

Simon continued plucking each petal one by one for what seemed like ages as he let them blow off in the wind. When he finally got down to the last petal, three small words escaped his mouth.

“He loves me.”

As if the lord himself had seen what the lieutenant was doing, right on cue was Johnny. “Oi! Lt, me and Gaz are goin’ to the pub. D’ye want to come with?” The Scotsman asked with a nervous grin.

He definitely loves me.

A/N: now granted, I’m not the best writer in the world…

But I can write about gay butt sex, so expect some of that.

#call of duty #fanfic #simon ghost riley #ghost cod #ghostsoap #ghost mw2 #simon riley #short fiction #ghost is so babygirl idc

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A wip of where COD characters had their first kiss with you. I only have Alejandro done cause I’m lazy.

Alejandro; First Kiss. (The first of many that are works in progress.)

Where was the kiss? Outside under a tree.

“¡Hace un frío de mierda aquí afuera! (It’s cold as shit out here!)” Alejandro cursed as he sat down next to you under the large oak tree. He turned his head over to you after scanning the area; out of confusion and curiosity. “What are you doing out here, querida?”

“Sitting.”

“No shit, answer seriously. No seas un listillo. (Don’t be a smartass.)”

You laughed at his response and leaned your head against your boyfriend's shoulder. “Star-gazing. You see that one right there? That’s Sirius.” You pointed up at the glowing star, in which Alejandro looked up with you to search for the star in question. “Isn’t it beautiful?” Your voice had gone soft as you lowered your hand. Alejandro’s voice was just as soft as yours, maybe even softer as he replied. “Yes, it is.”

Your head turned to face him, only to realize he wasn’t paying attention to the stars at all.. Alejandro was looking right at you. That compliment was for you. Turning your head down to the ground, your cheeks felt hot in embarrassment when you heard the Spanish man chuckle at your reaction. “Te ves absolutamente impresionante esta noche.(You look absolutely stunning tonight.)” He grabbed your chin and brought your gaze back to him.

Alejandro’s eyes met yours, and you both stayed like that for a moment or two… until he closed the gap between you too and smashed his lips against yours. The silence between you was amusing to him as Alejandro looked up and pointed to a glistening star in the sky.

“¿Puede ser nuestra estrella?(Can that be our star?)”

A/N; The rest are also going to be posted separately and then ultimately put into a full post all together to avoid them getting lost depending on how many posts I make between each little First Kiss story.

#call of duty #fanfic #headcanon #alejandro vargas #alejandro cod #cod alejandro #cod mw2 #alejandro vargas x reader #alejandro vargas cod #what else do i tag #first kiss headcanon idk

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[Inclusitivity - fem body mentioned once unless you’re a guy, or some random stick bug, with some massive honkers]

All my posts will be in alphabetical order, so you’ll find Simon at the bottom.

Call of Duty characters favorite part of your body

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Alejandro Vargas - Your eyes

Alejandro loves the way you look at him when he calls your name. That innocent, glimmering look in your eyes does something for him to stop and forget what he wanted to say.

Your gaze is literally a weapon.

The minute you look up at him with those big, puppy dog eyes of yours; he gives in and buys you or agrees to whatever you want.

It’s almost scary how much control one person can have over a man like Alejandro.

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Alex Keller - Your arms

Being wrapped in your warm embrace is like a warm blanket for Alex. It reminds him of home, wherever home is for him at this point.

He likes the fact that when he gets to see you at the end of the day, he can just fall right into your arms and go to sleep. It takes him back to all those times he’d huddle up to his mother during storms.

The way you wrap your arms around Alex makes his knees jello. Being hugged is one of his most favorite things in the world, and being hugged by YOU? Sign him the hell up! Even better!

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John Price - Thighs, ass, tummy; especially if your thick

I feel like John would be more of an ass man than a boob guy.

Like boobs are great and all, but show that man a nice ass? MMM. What’s that person's number? For business related reasons.

He’s also particularly fond of your thighs and your stomach. He loves to lay his head between your legs and just rest there after a long day trying hard to convince Soap that ACTUALLY EATING SOAP is not a good idea.

Your tummy is just a plus one. If you’ve got a bit of a stomach; he ain’t getting up for the rest of the day. Comfy thighs and stomachs are his weakness when it comes to getting comfy and sleeping

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Johnny ‘Soap’ Mactavish - booba, if he HAD to choose

Soap is a simple man with simple needs, and while he loves every part of your body, if he had to choose one…

It’s your boobs.

Like I said, he’s a simple man! There’s not much else to say. He just wants to come home and lay his face in between a pair of some nice badonkers after being shot at 57 thousand times at work.

What else can I say? Boobies. It’s a funny word idk.

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Kyle ‘Gaz’ Garrick - Your hands

Kyle enjoys the feeling of your hands massaging his shoulders whenever you too are relaxing on the couch, watching a movie or some horrible reality TV show. (If it has nothing to do with Nicki Minaj or the Kardashians, he doesn’t give a damn. Unless it’s really juicy.)

His only problem with this is if your hands are cold.

You come at him with freezing cold hands and toes, asking him to warm you up, you’ll have better luck asking the AC Unit. Kyle is doing everything to stay away from you until you’re warm enough to be touched or you stop trying to torment him with your freezing fingers.

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König - He has to choose?

Oh! Favorite body part? That’s easy. Uhm… definitely your eyes. No, your lips. No! Your hands? Your legs. Your ass. Your chest. Ugh!

It’s hard for him to pick something since he likes everything.

Ass or boobs? Why not both?

Do you prefer your partner having thick thighs or skinny thighs? Who cares?

Oral or- maybe that’s a bit too far. You get it.

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Mace (because my boy needs to be in these things more) - Ass, neck

Mace is quite the man. Like John, he’s more about dat ass than anything. But he does enjoy other things too.

For example, your neck.

“What? You said Call of Duty, not fucking Twilight. Cowboy, you lied to me, how could you?”

Hear me out.

He likes the fact that he can leave marks for everyone to see. Mace is all about making sure people know you’re HIS. And your neck is just the place for it! You play it off as a burn but when more and more hickies started showing up, paired with bites; people stopped falling for the burn act.

Mace also likes how his hand can just cover your throat completely. When he holds you like that, he feels like he has complete control over you. It’s almost pathetically adorable hearing the soft gasps that come out of your mouth when he squeezes your neck.

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NICKI MINAJ?!???!!?!

No, I’m kidding.

Would’ve been funny though.

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Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley - Your hands and your stomach, and everything!

“FINALLY,” I hear all you Simon lovers behind the screen. “FINALLY!” “FINALLY!” you sound a bit silly.

Like König, he also has trouble deciding, since you’re really the first person to show him genuine love in a long time.

But he also has an answer.

He enjoys the way your hands slither across his body everytime you pass him. (Like you would a wall in Elementary school because the wall texture tickled your fingertips. Just me? Okay…)

And the way your stomach is just so comfortable to lay his head on, PLUS you’re hands running through his short hair?? Whoo boy!

Be prepared to be stuck all night in the same pose, because Simon is NOT getting up. He is staying there and getting some much needed rest. If he could, he’d sleep on you forever.

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A/N: I really wish I could’ve written more for Gaz and Alex :/ Oh well, I’m too lazy to do it now.

#call of duty #headcanon #john price #alex keller #kyle gaz garrick #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #mace cod #alejandro vargas #konig cod #cod headcanons