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afterhourwriting · 2 months

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“Kyle’s so sweet, he doesn’t know what sex is!”

“He’s so itty bitty, he couldn’t be mean to you 🥺🥺”

WHAT ABOUT KYLE THAT IS THE MOST EXPERIENCED MAN IN TF141 RIGHT NEXT TO PRICE??

Kyle, who once he gets his fingers into your sopping wet cunt, can almost immediately find that little spot that can make your toes curl and your eyes roll back into your skull.

Kyle, that flips you every which way to find which position can make you cum the most and will make sure to remember those positions for next time.

KYLE, that enjoys watching the tears run down your face when his cock is repeatedly hitting the back of your throat as you take him in your mouth ‘like a good fuckin’ slag.’

WHAT ABOUT THAT? HUH?

Sorry, I’m just tired of pretending that Gaz doesn’t look like he absolutely gets bitches and is a fucking nerd when it comes to making sure that women are satisfied during sex.

That was all.

#call of duty #kyle gaz garrick #kyle is not a virgin i’m sorry #look at that man #he is not a virgin #he most definitely has fucked #gaz cod #gaz garrick #kyle garrick #gaz call of duty #kyle gaz smut #gaz smut

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bluebeesknees · 2 months

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#drawing my pookies at work making out sloppy style so I don’t go insane #I got a coloured version too but I really like the lineart!#big fan of the virgin!gojo agenda lmao but I bet he’s an enthusiastic student #jujutsu kaisen #satosugu #jjk #fanart #gego #satoru gojo #geto suguru #my art #bluebeesart #wip #sketch

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goddessclarabelle · 7 months

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I hope you've been practicing... 😳

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demobatman · 2 years

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‼️ MAJOR STRANGER THINGS VOLUME 2 SPOILER ‼️

‼️MAJOR STRANGER THINGS VOLUME 2 SPOILER‼️

#hope that worked for all you virgins out there #jesus hes so fucking cool #stranger things #stranger things season 4 #stranger things 4 spoilers #volume 2 spoilers #eddie munson #st s4 v2

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paperbackribs · 4 months

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transmasc Steve with weirdly supportive parents at the beginning, they pay for t-shots, an overhaul of his wardrobe, and (later) top surgery, and the family moves to Hawkins so Steve has a new school and a chance to be him without the weight of how he hadn't fit in before

but it becomes this thing, this burden with weight and expectations. because Richard Harrington, he'd always wanted a boy, a man to take over the business, a prodigal son

so it's like a cursed monkey paw at home: have to be a boy in a certain way, date the right sort of people, and definitely only date girls

and Steve's mixed up because he's grateful, he is, but when does he get to live as himself and not an extension of the Harrington's? does he even deserve to for all that they've done for him?

and so he becomes a bit of an asshole, absorbed in presenting in The Right Way, which means being an aggressive asshole, right?

sports, cars, girlfriends.

right?

then the Upside Down happens and happens again, and Steve learns that there are more important and scarier things than Richard Harrington and his expectations

it's not easy and it's not quick, but Steve gets a new family of kids in his back pocket, and a platonic soulmate on his shoulder. he finds that he can paint his nails with Robin and still be a boy, he can care and cook for Max while she's having a hard time after Billy and still be masculine, he can fall in love with Eddie Munson and still be a man

Steve is more than what Richard Harrington would make of him

#the irony of Steve becoming known as a ladies man when he's tech a virgin because he loves going down on girls but it also keeps his secret #steve harrington #steddie #stranger things #transmasc steve harrington

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momotonescreaming · 10 months

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More fics where Steve seduces the hell out of Eddie with his vanilla, missionary sex. He holds Eddie's hand, and looks into his eyes, and says its better face to face because he likes being able to kiss him.

And Eddie is swept off his fucking feet. This, here, with Steve? It's everything.

#stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie #virgin eddie who thinks he likes it rough in concept #but then he gets with steve #and he just never mind <3 #momo.txt

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felicitywilds · 8 months

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love the character of adam. rose asks to take him with just because hes cute and nine agrees because he can't ever say no to her. nine helps her lie so she can impress him. hes her boytoy for ten minutes and he fucks shit up immediately. this man didnt get more than a single episode in before being kicked out and we never hear about him again. hes only ever a narrative device that tells us it cant ever be more than just rose and the doctor, that no one can come between them, and then a single episode later they meet jack and the narrative says "ok yeah i guess one guy could actually"

#doctor who #dw #nuwho #ninth doctor #ninerose #rose tyler #jack harkness #chad jack vs virgin adam #dont skip nine #by me #TO BE CLEAR:#jack gets between them in the sense that he lies between them in the same bed #theyre poly and thats final #top

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v1rginsu1cidal · 21 days

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Feeling a little bit off lately

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donttellunclesam · 11 months

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flagging and other such shenanigans

(close ups under the cut)

#stranger things #eddie munson #stranger things fanart #stranger things season 4 #steddie #hanky code #the hanky colors are my headcanons :p in 1986 they wouldn't have clear meanings like the chart that pops up when u google hanky code BUT #i just made this for funsies and to let him be goofy #started off w just him standing but i thought the clown makeup was funny AND THEN he needed a smoke w his hair pushed back #also u can interpret the yellow as piss but i intended it to be for spitting #doesnt matter either way– he's nasty for a 20y/o virgin #dtus art

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damntheyare · 18 days

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Would you please consider drawing their first time together? I live for your art but the nsfw stuff makes me extra happy. I feel like Charlie would be into the romance and sensuality of it and for Alastor it would be more rough, animalistic and a bit predatory

#the poor guy just had sharp teeth and ears #but half the authors decided that he was a tiger in bed. sorry this is funny #the most tactful and caring creature in hell and a deer virgin #charlastor #radiobelle #hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #alastor the radio demon

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hofmanns · 3 months

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It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2, Episode 07 ↳ The Gang Exploits a Miracle (2006)

#it's always sunny in philadelphia #iasip #iasip edit #cinemapix #filmtvtoday #filmtvcentral #smallscreensource #$#he's the virgin mary btw

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goddessclarabelle · 1 month

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be honest, is this too big for you? 😆

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realbeefman · 8 months

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robert chase one of the characters of all time. hes blonde. he went to seminary school. he purposefully murdered a patient. he’s a vapid slut. allergic to strawberries. was caption of his college bowling team. desperately needs to be on antidepressants. he’s divorced. his ex-wife was/is in love with his dadboss. it’s heavily implied that this is part of why he married her to begin with. he’s been fired multiple times but he keeps coming back like a fucked-up obedient boomerang. he’s the best surgeon in the hospital. all this while having the personality of a sopping wet cardboard box of corn flakes that somebody poured milk into and let mildew.

#the concept for chase was #‘what if house had like. a surrogate son. and he kind of wanted to fuck him and also hes like catholic’#‘ohhh and he can be australian!’#‘why would he be australian?’#‘just cuz’#house md #robert chase #beautiful loser very virgin mary coded man #i do like chase but i find it amusing that i also find him boring #bc objectively theres no reason he should be?#hes a great character i love his story arcs i love how sarcastic he is i love how hes doomed to repeat houses fate #but compared to say. foreman? there is NOTHING #im very sure ill manage to gaslight myself into loving him later #dr robert chase #i didnt actually fact check the bowling thing. dont quote me its late

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wraithee · 7 months

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Aziraphale is going to say to Crowley ‘I want you’ and Crowley’s going to respond with ‘You want me to what??’.

#and that’s why he’s a virgin.#good omens

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siriussslut · 2 months

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desperate for some kind of part two to the regulus getting head for the first time☹️🙏

my man needs to last longer😞

maybe him getting introduced to a fucking vibrator and he loses his shit

pretty lips, warm mouth AND a vibrator pressed against his balls? he’s gonna need that practice.

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i’m actually dripping right now oh my god

warnings: oral sex, blowjob, cum in mouth, vibrator, one playful use of “slut”

masterlist

pt 1, pt 3

you scoop up a handful of pebbles, tossing it at the dark second story window. you shiver in the cool night air, pulling your fleece jacket tighter. when nothing happens after a moment, you throw some more.

a light switches on inside and regulus’ head pokes out. his brows furrow when he sees you. you grin cheekily up at him. since you sucked him off for the first time in his life last week, the two of you have been practically inseparable. you’ve been sucking his cock at every available opportunity, practically drunk on his taste.

he’s tried to return the favor by offering to finger you and last night he even brought up trying to eat you out, but you declined. letting him touch you made it feel much weirder. the two of you were just friends… the blowjobs were totally for practice.

regulus looks behind him like he’s scared his mother will catch him before opening the window all the way, beckoning you forward. you obey, climbing up the tree in front of him and hopping onto the roof. you slide into his bedroom, a wave of warmth welcoming you.

“what are you doing here?” regulus asks, his grey eyes practically bulging out of his skull.

“i think you need more training,” you say, pulling a hair tie off your wrist, reaching up to put your hair into a ponytail.

he flushes red. “what?”

you ignore him, pushing him back on to his bed. he falls over, plopping onto the mattress.

“this okay?” you ask, sinking to the floor. his carpet is soft beneath your knees, soothing the bruises you’ve formed this past week.

“y-yeah.” his voice is an octave too high.

you pull down his plaid green pajama pants, letting the cloth pool around his ankles.

you smirk. “wow regulus, no underwear?” you yank on his hardening cock then fling it back into his thighs. “you’re such a slut.”

you can feel his blush deepening, his skin growing warmer beneath your fingers.

“shut up.” he sits up straighter so he can look down at you.

you look up to meet his eyes. “brought something special tonight.”

“yeah?” you can see the excitement hiding behind his eyes.

you pull the object out of your pocket. it’s a small pink vibrator.

his face turns a darker shade of crimson. “what is that?”

“a vibrator. it’ll make you feel really good, i promise. can i?” you gesture at his cock.

he nods, still eyeing the vibrator apprehensively.

you press it to his balls. before turning it on, you stroke him a few times, feel his dick fill with cum. his tip is almost as pink as the vibrator. you pull him into your mouth, resisting the urge to let your eyes roll back into your skull from his mere taste.

he whimpers, leaning into your lips. “your mouth is so warm,” he whispers.

you feel yourself grow wetter, soaking through your panties. you smirk around his twitching shaft, reaching to turn the vibrator on. you set it to medium speed.

immediately his cock jerks around in your mouth, sinful sounds spilling from his lips. he chokes on his own noises. “holy—“

you tug on his balls, pressing them closer to the vibrator. you feel a tear of pleasure land on the top of your head.

his cock jerks against the walls of your throat, once, twice, before he’s shooting hot ropes of cum down your hole.

his seed warms you from the inside out, and you make sure he’s watching as you swallow. you keep the vibrator pressed tightly against him until he’s gone completely soft, slumping over exhaustedly.

“you lasted only a little longer than your first time.”

he breathes deeply, his face flushed, before plopping his back down on his bed. “so tired.”

you reach down to touch his cheek, watching the way his pulse flutters behind the skin of his neck. “goodnight.”

you hurry home, aching to get off on your fresh memories.

#NEED HIM #he’s such a virgin loser i’m in love #regulus black #regulus black smut #regulus black x reader #regulus black x reader smut #marauders #marauders smut #marauders era #marauders era smut #smut #harry potter smut #hp smut

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pookie-mulder · 2 months

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Something I love about The X-Files is that the show never objectifies Scully. She’s unbelievably gorgeous, of course, and characters in the show definitely find her attractive, but the show itself never sexualizes her or reduces her to simply an object for the audience to ogle at.

She has agency and depth and convictions, but that doesn’t mean she’s not sexy. She is! The difference is that we get to come to that conclusion ourselves rather than the show presenting her as such.

We never get the gratuitous hair flips, slow shots that pan up her body, or impractical cleavage that so many female action heroes are subjected to. Everything that goes into the show — storylines, costumes, cinematography, dialogue, hair/makeup — reinforces the idea that Scully is not created for the male gaze; she is her own woman who makes her own choices about what she looks like and how she presents herself.

If anything, Mulder is more objectified than Scully, which is a refreshing deviation from the norm

#of course this could just be a byproduct of chris carter’s weird complex about her #I mean he literally compares her to the Virgin Mary in existence #but we’re not gonna get into that rn #txf #the x files #dana scully

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