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At this point, what's stopping me from shipping Krungle and Dr. Suess 🤣

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Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn't committing to the bit

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the 118 shares a single braincell and athena usually has it

#she'll loan it to hen and bobby #sometimes #911 #abc 911 #the 118 #911 abc

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the 118+ playing dnd as decided by me and my friend cause the only shit on both of our minds rn are 911 and dnd :

Bobby: dm

Buck: bard but does so much rogue shit that everyone keeps begging him to multiclass but he refuses to

Eddie: paladin

Chim: bard/cleric multiclass

Hen: cleric

Chris: wizard

Athena: fighter/druid multiclass

Karen: artificer, not a regular player but pops in whenever she can

Maddie: barbarian

#911 #abc 911 #911 abc #evan buckley #maddie buckley #eddie diaz #christopher diaz #bobby nash #athena grant #hen wilson #karen wilson #howie han #dnd #dungeons and dragons #buck tries to seduce everyone #and everything #hes told no 90% of the time #buck and eddie's characters kiss but it obviously doesnt mean anything irl #until they actually start dating cause of it #maddie as the barbarian tank ofc #just hitting shit #my girl deserves to rage

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Neil!!!

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firstprince and buddie in the same room. chaos ensues. nothing is getting done

those are two peak dumbass x dumbass ships

#firstprince #buddie #rwrb #rwrb movie #abc 911 #911 #911 abc #evan buckley #eddie diaz #prince henry #prince henry rwrb #alex claremont diaz #buck definitely asks if eddie and alex are related #“you guys have the same last name” #red white and royal blue #dumbass x dumbass ships will always be my fave #mostly because they remind me of myself

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Smosh Hunger Game simulator

*insert Amanda doing cannon sound effect*

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bucktommy vs buddie? nah. polycule baby.

#911 abc #abc 911 #911 #buddie #bucktommy #why are we calling them bucktommy #and not bummy #polycules solve all ship wars #we already know they brought tommy back as a love interest for either of them #just make it both #give chris 3 dads #petition for eddie and tommys ship name to be teddie #evan Buckley #eddie diaz #tommy kinard #also petition for thr polycule to be called dinkley #yes like velma #or we just call them velma

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so when elias bouchard got possessed by an otherworldly force, he went from a stoner to an obsessive bureaucrat

if gwen bouchard ever got possessed by an otherworldly force, she'd become a stoner

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team rocket bisexual power couple

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Apr. 8 2024 Eclipse

Credit: Victor Toth

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yeah, Tommy's attention

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yoo is there any way we could like rally together for a damangela trivial pursuits tntl? it would heal me honestly

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#im an eddie diaz kinnie on main #911 #abc 911 #911 abc #eddie diaz #that was literally my face the entirety of s1 #im an abby hater first and human second #fuck her for almost having the same name as me