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me after taking 25 whole minutes to write out a two-sentence comment under a fic: I dunno maybe it sounds weird and I shouldn’t comment after all….

#“How to sound like a normal human when speaking” #Results inconclusive #fanfic #ao3 comments #will sit there writing out and then deleting all of the things I liked abt the fic until i can’t even remember what I read anymore 😭 #IS THIS NORMAL OR DOES THIS ONLY HAPPEN TO ME HELP #I need to tell them everything I liked but I liked the whole thing and I can’t just copy and paste the fic into the comment section can i #“Wow loved this part” followed by the entire fic in quotation marks #yeah i proofread my own comments obsessively to make sure they don’t sound passive-aggressive hbu #sometimes writing a comment on ao3 is harder than writing an entire story #sometimes #writing in itself is a struggle actually why do it do it #“I love writing” (shaking with rage and incurable sorrow) #anyway this is a joke laugh now

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maybe a mildly hot take but i think everyone should be well acquainted w rejection. my goal is to put myself in as many situations as possible, even w the knowledge in mind that it might end w me rejected in some form. bc not caring about that leads to so much growth, & the more exposed you are to something, the more desensitized you are to it. i wanna reach a point where i don’t give even the slightest fuck about rejection at ALL bc i know that it had nothing to do w me personally. things just don’t work out sometimes

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cool dog

#terrako if he looked anything like a normal guardian #real question is can we pet this dog #loz #tloz #totk #botw #art

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Sky

#I LOVE HIM HE’S SO PRETTY #legend of zelda #skyward sword #ss #sksw #tloz #loz

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"spam likes/reblogs get you blocked"

#i’d rather have one person passionately reblogging every single thing I do then tons of nameless faces liking and then forgetting about me #don’t get me wrong I love it when lots of people like things I say #but to block someone who’s appreciating the things you do??? I cannot comprehend #I LOVE REBLOGS & LIKES FROM THE SAME PEOPLE #COME ONTO MY BLOG AND WHATEVER YOU LIKE YOU CAN REBLOG OR LIKE I DON’T CARE IF YOU LIKE EVERYTHING OR NOTHING YOU’RE WELCOME HERE #bonus points if tags are added I love to hear what people have to say #everyone’s allowed to be crazy with me

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i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

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#sorry for all the skyward sword content I just love it with my whole heart & im really bored right now so that’s not an excellent combo #loz #tloz #skyward sword #sksw #ss #textpost

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ooiuugggh

#who needs the demon king when we’ve already got the drama queen #tloz #loz #skyward sword #sksw #ss #ghirahim #😭 I think I was pronouncing his name wrong the entire game

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I'm playing skyward sword again and WHEN DID THIS EXCHANGE HAPPEN IM CRYING

#not enough people talk abt skyward sword link’s dialogue options 😭 #THEYRE SO FUNNY #THE CONSTANT SASS #loz #tloz #skyward sword #sksw #ss

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► Linktober Day 4 : Boss.◄ ‘‘There is a 100% probability that you will have to ruin his haircut, Master.’‘

♥♥♥

#????????!!!! #I LOVE THSI 😭 #while zelda was figuring out her destiny I was becoming a barber for sea monsters exclusively #ok but the shading?? and lines??. and style??? of this art??? #how are people so talented #Skyward sword #art #fanart #sksw #ss #favorite

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Skyward sword~

#impa was so mean to me :( #buddy I’m a knight-in-training from the skies who’s never had a real fight in my entire life before give me a BREAK #loz #skyward sword #tloz #sksw #ss #I love this though 😭 #art #fanart #favorite

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Following any tag on this accursed website nowadays is like

Because you follow #sea life

See my boobies

https:/malware.com

#can’t even follow tags nowadays :( #I want content of my favorite silly hyperfixation not a closeup of your privates #:[

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IM GETTING TWILIGHT PRINCESS SOON I’M SO EXCITED

was told it was the “greatest zelda game of all time” by a guy working at a game store (unfortunately none of the game stores in my area have tp 😢 have to order it online and WAIT??? ugh the horror) so expectations are high and you all WILL be hearing about my experiences as soon as I get it I don’t make the rules sorry

#I don’t doubt it’ll be good #but nobody wanted to drive 20-30 mins to some other store somewhere else to buy it today with me so delivery it is #I’m literally going back in time I went from botw/totk to skyward sword now to twilight princess #you better believe I’ll play ocarina of time one of these days #even if it’s the last thing I do I will do it #going to be the longest next couple of days of my life 😢

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if you ever think your oc has too much going on, just remember that Gwen Stacy is canonically a legendary Rockstar drum player, who's super smart, spiderwoman, who does ballet and is also punk rock with dyed pink hair AND she can do dimensional traveling

go make your oc as crazy as you want, rock on

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Part two of “holy shit dude this isn’t even the right game”

Table of contents

#I KEEP REBLOGGING THESE BUT THEYRE SO FUNNY #sorry not sorry you’re all going to have to see this masterpiece #ghirahim might’ve skipped a couple thousand millennia #totk #tears of the kingdom #skyward sword #sksw #ss #art #comic #tbib au

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Everyone say thank you avid for spending so much time drawing that abilities ui before realizing I could just trace a screenshot of it

Contents

#drawn moments before disaster #cue the instant explosion #tears of the kingdom #skyward sword #sksw #ss #art #comic #lmao #totk #tbib au