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TEEN HORSE GIRL MOVIE WHERE THE HORSE DIES AN HOUR IN AND THE SECOND HALF IS THE GIRL LEARNING OCCULT SCIENCE TO REANIMATE IT SO SHE CAN WIN THE BIG DERBY

#laugh tag #q

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I've still got Gargoyles on my brain. Please know that my heart belongs to The Trio and the single brain cell they share.

#gargoyles #gargoyles fanart #q

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The Swan Princess (1994) dir. Richard Rich

#the swan princess #the first half of this movie is SO good #and the Big Song fucking slaps

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Little Emily Kaldwin The First did her best in a world that was not kind to little girls or empresses.

Kinda a continuation from my last post 

#dishonored #dishonored fanart #emily kaldwin #corvo attano #q

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Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component it's literally more effective than a counter spell.

#laugh tag #dnd #q

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call me the usps cuz im about to put some post in that male box

#laugh tag #fnv #fallout #q

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if you ever want to know what a paranoid freak nighttime/insomnia boggy is, i just heard a train whistle and had to pause and remember if bombs, missiles, or meteors make a choo choo sound so i knew whether or not it was okay not to be scared

#bog post #anyway i'm deeply mentally ill

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#yep #laugh tag #q

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it's way too late/early in the morning which means it's the perfect time to me to ruminate on my life and ask myself for the billionth time "am i allosexual but with a lot of body issues that keep me from wanting Certain Things, or am i some kind of wibbly wobbly asexual of the 'the spirit is interested but the body says no' variety?"

i guess the specifics don't really matter, and i'm definitely actively attracted to people, and i do actively get lonely/unsettled/obnoxiously horny if i don't ~indulge~, but outside of the incredibly specific things that my wife and i do together, the thought of having sex with another person makes me recoil. if for some reason we broke up and i was dating, i don't know that i would want sex with a potential partner - but is that because of my (unhealthy and deeply hateful) feelings about my own body, or would i still feel that way if my body didn't feel so fucking awful to me?

i don't know. i guess someday i might figure it out.

#bog post

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a few reminders because i’m tired and angry

fandom is a hobby, not a form of activism

adult women aren’t inherently creepy for being in fandom and having hobbies apart from raising babies and doing taxes

the vast majority of people pushing back against the worrying trend of instigating harassment over fictional characters and relationships aren’t incest supporters or pedophiles, actually

liking a m/f ship doesn’t make someone a dirty heterosexual invading your space

preferring gay ships doesn’t make you ‘’woke’’ and good

no one owes you a disclaimer that they are a good person who recognizes that their favorite fictional villain’s actions are evil and that they don’t condone those actions irl

liking a fictional villain is in no way comparable to advocating abuse/murder/genocide/etc and you’re a fucking idiot if you believe that

just because a woman is attracted to a fictional villain doesn’t mean she’s promoting toxic relationships or going to end up in a toxic relationship. assuming women can’t tell fiction and reality apart stinks of internalized misogyny 

some rando’s a/b/o fanfics have none of the level of influence that popular tv shows and movies spreading propaganda have

no one owes you a detailed description of their traumas and mental health problems

abusive relationships are not the same as enemies to lovers ships

y’all need to chill the fuck out over people, relationships, actions and events that don’t actually exist and learn how to enjoy and discuss them like normal people

fandom is a hobby, not a form of activism

feel free to add more

#yep #this post aged better than it should have #fandom is not activism #fandom bs

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those men listen to you. they give a shit about what you have to say. what you think, what you want them to think. where else in the world is that true? where else would you wake up in the morning and matter?

i own a tavern, a brothel, a tanner, a butcher… interests in a dozen other concerns on the street. i am the one they come to here when they need things, want things, fear things. in another time and another place, they would call me a queen.

they may call you a king, but only in the kingdom that is no more.

on sand, nothing is fixed. nothing is permanent. and fates change so quickly.

and casting about in the dark for some proof that you mattered and finding none, you'll know... that you gave it away... in this moment... on this island.

at the end, when I felt i had surpassed her in every way, it seemed as though there was something she was still trying to say to me. surrendering everything she had sacrificed so dearly for, because it would have come at the expense of the one she loved. she was trying to tell me, i just could not hear her, about what is truly important. i said no to marion guthrie's plan.

#black sails #q

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she commit acts of intercourse on my erogeneous zones until i achieve sexual climax

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#laugh tag #animals #cats #q

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I posted this on my main blog but I'm transporting it to my sideblog bc I'm having a crappy day and I'm sure this has been done before but I need serotonin this weekend

What's the thing you like most about prev's wol? Can be looks, story, personality, vibes, fashion, anything! Let's spread some positivity 🌞🌤

#have you SEEN io???? #I'm so gay and she's so pretty and neat and she's cute with estinien #ffxiv

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PS Plus guy: “Ok, we have to put together a list for Valentines Day, but we also want to respect the players who are single and like singleplayer games. Who is the most divorced character we have?”

#laugh tag #disco elysium #q

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HIP-CHECK!

#laugh tag #animals #dogs #video #q