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[canny-analyst]

Unrelated to anything, but I think the thing that made me go "OH THAT'S COMP HET!" the most is seeing genderbend versions of characters that I like.

As in, seeing a character I think is hot and I'm very attracted to getting genderbend/their gender changed, seeing their fem version specifically, and realizing how little attraction I have left for them.

Like yes, it's the same person, I KNOW THAT... but.

It's immediate, I always try to be attracted to them, but it's just not there.

With more androgynous versions it's not as strong a feeling, but I'm still attracted, it's just their fem/woman version.

#how i realized i wasn't bi #/pan etc #i identify with gay/abrosexual #dont get me wrong sometimes some women do hit #but those times are instances that i can count with one hand #and they're not genderbend #idk just something i remembered #ca speaks #minors dni #comp het #genderbend

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Feeling like being bold this fine night so bare with me and mind the tags. This is partially inspired by @archie-sunshine tbh (love your content btw).

MINORS DNI (if it wasn't obvious)

I think Rung is just a freak, mind you, he's the sanest on that ship, but because of that I think a nice way to balance it's if he's an absolute freak in bed.

Now, an unexplored side of this is hypnotherapy I think, obviously he would use this in a normal way with his patients

But with his significant other (2nd person pov for this), well, my mind right now is in him training his little human to go under faster each time.

At first it starts as a way to make you relax before bed, you have sleeping issues anyway, he may as well try this sleep hypnotherapy that he had been thinking about.

Then he brings it up in the context of the berthroom, just the small idea of using it to clear your mind of overthinking while having sex, get you under just enough for you to feel a bit silly, a bit more easygoing, so you can enjoy yourself more; worse case scenario he brings you back up and then you can continue as if nothing happened.

At some point he starts slowly bringing you under during foreplay, again, getting you out of your mind, always worrying your silly little head. But this time, while his digits are deep in you, stretching you oh so nicely, he's just commenting on how handsome and pretty you are and how cute you get when you're under. His silly little human, you don't need to worry about a thing, he's here to let you relax.

And relax you do, to a point you don't need to worry about what you're doing, he'll tell you what you want to do, guide you slowly with the sweet hushed tone he always has; slowly but surely destroying those barriers with sweet words and sweeter touches.

His pretty little partner, making sure he can unwind fully after a long day of work, using you as a portable valve, each time he puts you under making it easier for the next time.

Placing triggers, a snap of his digits as he has a servo under your chin, forcing you to look at him, or maybe casual words that you both would be able to use in day to day life, but when you're looking deep into his optics, low, drop, deep, sleep. You're gone.

Idk just some silly little thoughts about pee paw Rung 🪜 hehe

#valveplug #hypnosis #rung x reader #nsft #transformer x human #mtmte rung #idw rung #mtmte x reader #ca speaks #minors dni

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Masterlist

Call of Duty:

* The Bet - Explicit - Complete (3/3)

König and you make a bet over whose team wins the most games in a two day airsoft event.

You loose :)

Transformers:

* Rung x reader featuring hypnosis - Explicit - Drabble

Undertale:

* The Painter and The Comedian - Mature/Explicit - WIP (7/?)

When you move in for college to Snowdin due to a government program you expect nothing but a cold little community underneath mount Ebott, until a short monster and his family end up warming your heart more than you ever expected.

Own Writing:

* Sofía of the Olive and the Horned Demon - Mature - Complete (1/1)

I wrote this instead of doing other works for an assignment because the teacher "didn't see the concept clearly enough". Enjoy.

Dividers by @cafekitsune

#ca speaks #fanfic writing #minors dni #undertale fanfic #cod fanfic

[canny-analyst]

What is love if not giving your lover the key to your heart?

No really, like, if you don't wind it I'll die

#clockwork heart #idk i got nostalgic about the movie #now imagine this for cybertronians lol #transformers #mcaddams #ca speaks #minors dni

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you are personally and directly hit by a bus¹ and isekai-ed, via resurrection, into the body of the main character your most recent WIP

reblog and tell me: on a scale of 1–10, how screwed are you right now?

¹ this is, transparently, a plot device, so if you are about to tell me "joke's on you, I never leave my fifteenth floor apartment!" then you may rest assured it will have tremendous comedic value when the bus is launched into the sky and crashes through your apartment wall to flatten you anyway

#i want to say 10 but it's probably 8 or 9 #cause it can and will get worse #it's an x reader to nobody's surprise #it's on anon tho so #ca speaks #revlogs

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Fart aifd

firtaids.

#my anon #revlogs

[canny-analyst]

I don't want to write fic that's "good", I want to write a fic that hits someone's id so hard it changes their brain chemistry.

#inspo #revlogs

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So, update of this, since Tumblr has already sold our data to Open AI and now the "opt out bottom" is just a "hey can you not use THIS user's data? Okay thanks!" (As far as I'm aware)

Which, this does not 100% mean they won't use it, they're not legally obligated to

I will not be doing this (rebloged post), I WILL be locking for logged in users all my fics on AO3 and, while I won't be deleting this vlog, I am going to be a lot more private about ideas I may have.

It has been decided, Tumblr will get the fanfics I've writen here too, I'll slowly post them

First the König one, then what I have of the Sans one (I will get back to that I promise, I think I'm overthinking the plot and I need to let it breathe a bit)

After that's done and the one I'm writing on anon is finished (I'm one chapter away), I'll start thinking about the Nikto one

#tumblr you genuinely suck #your dying company is only going to get worse after this #fanfic writing #fuck ai #ca speaks #minors dni

[canny-analyst]

Crackship of the century but it kind of fits??

Ik cero things about destiny 2 so I'd need to check out lore videos but...

Also, the cayde-6 voice HC was FOR Rodi so this makes it even funnier

It could also make a good crossover, Rodi and the rest helps them fight the war and it ends less bloody and quicker

*looking around* is nobody going to make horrific erotica of this witty robot man?

#i have an idea for it now #will write it down so it's somewhere but it'll take a while #i WILL tag you tho #since you gave me the idea #ca speaks #minors dni #transformers mtmte #rodimus prime #cayde-6 #rodimus prime x cayde-6 #destiny 2

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*looking around* is nobody going to make horrific erotica of this witty robot man?

#i have no idea what write #i just was watching a voice hc video of the lost light (transformers) and he was one of the voices #i went hmmmm who's that #boom heart throb #I'm talking about cayde-6 btw #ca speaks #minors dni

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A biker + parasite ghoap x reader came to me in a dream and idk what to do

#i might write this but i am so confused about why this came to me #i should add that the original creator of this was russian in the dream #and then because i begged it was translates into english #but it was very much a full blown novela I wasn't able to read #woke up too early #ghoap x reader #ghoap #ghost x reader #soap x reader #soap x ghost #ghost x reader x soap #ca speaks

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Reblog and put your rare pair in the tags/comments! I want to see the depths people will go to create, for the most random two characters in the most obscure media.

#i wont disclose what pairing because its on anon #but yea #6 #:') #ca speaks #revlog

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It has been decided, Tumblr will get the fanfics I've writen here too, I'll slowly post them

First the König one, then what I have of the Sans one (I will get back to that I promise, I think I'm overthinking the plot and I need to let it breathe a bit)

After that's done and the one I'm writing on anon is finished (I'm one chapter away), I'll start thinking about the Nikto one

#planing ahead for once #fanfic writing #ca speaks #minors dni

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Am I going to, once again, write a fanfic because I don't see anyone doing it and I need to?

Yes, especially since most people forget this character has an acute disociative disorder, a bit of depersonalization through changing pronouns when referring to himself doesn't cut it my dude

Like, it's fine, but I'd like for him to show more symptoms you know, the disociative amnesia, derealization, etc, actual disociative episodes that, while normally for him I imagine are violent because they happen during work, don't always need to be like that, loosing time, weight because you forget to eat, sleep because of insomnia, being not the best at higiene because of that too, all that

Like, it's fine not to have that on every fic, but most of it is: huge Russian scary man with a disorder that sometimes reffers to himself as we and it's incredibly horny (I've seen mostly nsfw fics, which is fine, not really complaining for that side)

It's like my issue with König, stereotypes being applied to characters that are complex and deserve better

Write however you want, I'm not gonna stop you, I just wish the disorder was more than just a we/us change of pronouns from time to time

Maybe I've been searching incorrectly and there are fics like the ones I want out there, who knows? I don't, so I'm going to do one myself, not sure yet what of but still

Atte.: someone with an acute disociative disorder 💖

#I'm not talking out of my ass I just want to see that part of him explored better #specially by folks who have the disorder #cod nikto #nikto x reader #call of duty nikto #mwii nikto #cod fanfic #did system #cdd system #complex dissociative disorder #disociative identity disorder #ik he doesn't have that necessarily but i do #ca speaks #minors dni

[canny-analyst]

My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.

#this actually makes so much sense now #revlog

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*Markiplier voice* I won 🎉

#ca speaks #lol

[canny-analyst]

The alien that has watched you from the stars.

They pine for a glimpse of your beautiful eyes turned upwards towards the heavens, beyond the atmosphere, the stratosphere, and like to believe you can see them. Further beyond in a solar system far, far away.

Looking at them with the very same longing that they feel for you.

Follow for more.

#revlogs #sobbing #me when i was a kid no joke