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Me to Fyodor

“I could fix him” well I’m gonna make him a saint

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It's not that he doesn't know how to use them (after all he is a literal mastermind, im sure he knows how to use them) it's that he's not Asian ;D why would a Russian man eat with chop sticks in a jail cell when they're all given metal spoons/forks.

Not Fyodor eating with a spoon cause he can’t use chopsticks 😭😭 that’s such a nice detail to add

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #Fyodor #fyodor dostoyevsky bsd #fyodor dostoevsky

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Fyodor probably can't use his ability on ability users! That would explain why:

He had to kill shibusawa and ace with out his magic

He wants to get rid of ability users

He cant be "god" if he cant use his ability on everyone !

#fyodor #bsd fyodor #bsd #fyodor dostoyevsky bsd #fyodor dostoevsky #fyodork

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fyodor fluff? i really like the ideal woman headcanons! (^_^)

I'm glad you enjoyed that post! I noticed a lot of people did ^^ and it makes me happy !!! I lack Fyodor fluff really bad 😔😔 you didnt specify what you wanted so I'll do headcanons because you liked previous post, which consisted of headcanons ~ the theme is mostly affection!

Fyodor fluff headcanons

Fyodor isnt the most affectionate person, some might say that Fyodor doesn't understand the meaning of affection. I doubt it's true, for such an intelligent man to not understand a such simple human emotion. Fyodor isnt oblivious to that, his affection and love language is just different

Fyodor's affection is different, because Fyodor learned it in traditional way. Unlike other people, that first saw it on TV or in person, Fyodor read about it.

He learned affection through the romance novels and romantic poems that he read through out his life.

So it's safe to assume that he is somewhat old fashioned !

With his significant other, he would show affection by small body language acts.

Like kissing your hand/knuckles. Hand holding is fine but he prefers having your hands around his arm.

He dislikes hugs and cuddles, but cold winter nights is the only excuse.

Would love to slow dance with you, even if he dislikes hugging, he likes having your body close, so slow dancing is a must in his love life.

Surprisingly, he prefers to have you on his lap while he works or does pretty much any activity (expect for eating) with a chair and a table.

You would always find his hand either on your waist, back, thigh, shoulder or neck. Fyodor has a God complex, so he's defitnely not jealous or possessive over you. It's just that the act of being in platonic love relationship intrudes him a lot, and he uses these small gestures for his own entertainment.

Quality time is one of his love language's, so expect him to offer to help you with pretty much everything like homework, work files, changing clothes, bathing and studying or even reading a hard to grasp novel. Fyodor wants to make you dependent on him as much as possible, but he also believes that he should help at least one of his dearest and most loved human being, which just happens to be you.

He will read you books and poems before bed or in the morning to wake you up. It's a blessing every time it happens, Fyodor wants you to have motivation and a beautiful dream/awakening.

Will lend you his hat and coat as a sign of affection. It doesnt matter if it's cold or not.

He gave himself a challenge, to tell you a compliment every day. Each day, you will hear a unique compliment from him, which would always make you giggle. Fyodor doesnt want to seem boring or basic, he tries really hard to not pick on your hair colour or eye colour.

Its something like "Purple looks beautiful on you, but have you noticed? That white gown that I bought you tops it off, you look like an angel in bed wearing white, you should wear it more often dear" or " I found that blush of your last week truly blissful, I was reading the poems of Elizabeth Barrett Browning, right? I noticed that you particularly liked them. I shall read it more, your flustered face becomes such a keen view to an eye" or he would watch you undress and call you a "divine being"

Fyodor would give you his full attention. It might seem quite blunt and not surprising when you first hear it, but when you think about it. Fyodor rarely gives anyone his full, undivided attention. His mind is always occupied with schemes, book quotes, plans and strategies that are 5 steps ahead and have several plan B's. But once you start talking, Fydor will give you his full attention, it doesnt matter if you ask or speak about pointless and meaningful small thing.

Fyodor likes fluffy things, his hat and coat has fluff on it, he wont admit it, but his bedroom has fancy fluffy blanket too.

#fyodor x reader #fyodor dostoevsky x reader #bsd fyodor #fyodor dostoyevsky bsd #fyodor dostoevsky

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What if when Fyodor call's himself a demon, he actually deadass means it?? 💀 like a real demonic entity 👁👄👁 or a god- what if Fyodor is just a demon with God complex- pfffft

I love how we literally never talk about the fact that Lovecraft is canonically just some Eldritch Deity that Fitzgerald made a contract with. Which implies that there are not only other beings in the world of bsd like that, but that you can hire them on a pay roll, and I swear to god that’s funnier than it has any right being.

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Hi sweet! Could you write down how Muzan would react with a s/o who has a weak point in kisses on the neck? Like, really a HUGE weakness, and gets extremely shy when he finds out and starts using it against her. Thanks in advance, stay safe 💕

Sounds cool!! Neck is my super sensitive area too!! I hope you'll enjoy this ^^ You also didn't mention NSFW (truly a shame it would've went amazing with this), and I wasn't sure if you wanted a heacanons or scenario, so I did both ¡♡

He would be amused nonetheless.

He would find out about it quite accidentally

Muzan bought you a lovely hair accessory, you would look lovely in it, he was sure.

Muzan was extremely observant, those scarlet red sapphires could only match your beauty. He invited you to your shared room, a small and crowded mirror place near the wardrobe to be exact.

You smirked and gazed at the mirror. Muzan was standing behind you. Slowly adjusting the dazzling accessory to the right place "lovely" he whispered. Everything was fine and you could not wait to admire the view from behind. However, superior demon's hand's nail accidentally brushed pass your neck as he let his hand slide down from your head.

It was only a light brush with zero force, something that could never harm you, Muzan was sure of it. So he was extremely surprised when your back jerked and you hummed loudly, before jerking your way back into the mirror corner. Looking back at your lover annoyingly, as if he just commented on your weight.

Muzan raised one eyebrow curiously "is something wrong, love?" He wondered, a sentence that was filled with honest confusion.

"Its just...that your nails are sharp" you blushed and scrathed your neck a little, making Muzan smirk. Your eyes betrayed everything.

Later that night, once you two were in the bed, he innocently wrapped his arms around your waist and hands, securing you from the back. It was your most common sleeping position. What wasnt common however was the sudden neck kisses placed on your skin. Y/n started trembling in Muzan's embrace, however, it was pointless.

No amount of moans, groans, whines and your useless tries of escaping would make him loosen his hold of you. From that night, it was over for you.

The taller demon would use this sensitivity of yours rarely, he didnt want you to get used to the touch and feeling of it accidentally.

Your little whimpers and whines were undoubtedly adorable to him

He would often kiss your neck when you would sit on his lap or near him

It truly astonished him that if you were stubborn, and wouldn't leave him alone, a simple kiss is enough to make you crumble over him.

Y/n was shy when he found out about, extremely bashful when it became noticeable that Muzan used this for his own pleasure.

Would blush whenever he mentioned that. Might groan and do as much as leave the room.

This resulted in Y/n warning a lot of turtle necks (Not that it stopped Muzans affection, it only doubled the teasing from his part)

Muzan turned the neck kissing into punishment, since that spot was so sensitive it would bring Y/n to tears.

Muzan would sometimes kiss Y/n's neck just to see his signficant other melting in his arms. How you can see the cheeks turn red, and the wobbly, teary eyes to match the unsettling body movements. All of this accompanied by the moaning pleads for Muzan to stop. It was a big turn on for him.

Later, since he figured out you liked it. Muzan did this more often.

He liked the way the tingles went down your spine.

#muzan #muzan kibutsuji #muzan x reader #lady muzan #muzanxreader #kny muzan

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So my Muzan book "His dollface" recently hit 100k views (its 101k by now) followed with 2.26k votes-

I cant even comprehend or put my excitement and joy in words, I am truly happy. It's such a big number like...100 hundred views????? And I am so fucking angry at the same time??? Like??? That book is God damn awful. Now I'm now trying to sound like one of those annoying people that for example have amazing art but try fishing for more compliments by making rude remarks to their work so other people could give them more compliments 🤭😤 I'm not like that! But believe me when I say that book is cringe as fuck. I wrote it almost 2-3 years ago, and my writing style and thinking changed so much? The paragraphs lack effort and I overuse a lot of words. If I had to rate it today, I would give it 4.5/10 rating. It has no taste- I cant even comprehend how people are still reading it? But alas, they are. And that's why I decided to re-write it. Make it more dandy and fancy 😌 it will take time (I've been already doing that for some time) but I'm gonna get there, and actually make that book worth those votes and views! It's so sad that wattpad artist's, that actually take hours on their chapters, dont get the same spotlight that my fanfiction (where I wrote 3 chapters in 1 hour, MIND YOU) got. Anyways, thank you from the bottom of my perverted and sinister heart ♡ this means a lot

There are several books in my mind that I will soon release like "self destructive tendencies" and "divine and holy" but they're all for Fyodor. I'm not planning on making any Muzan books, however I'm always waiting and writing for him on tumblr ♡

#so happy rn #gonna cry #will ugly cry tears of joy #aaaaaaa #muzan is sexy #muzan #muzan jackson #kny muzan #muzan kibutsuji

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Fyodor's ideal female lover headcanons? You can add nsfw

Such an interesting and a rather lovely request ♡!!!! And yes, I shall add NSFW, since I am a sucker for it ^^ I truly love Fyodor so it was fun writing this !

Fyodor's ideal lover would be such an interesting woman, if you put your mind to it! Someone to catch Fyodor's romantic attention, what kind of person that is?

Well to begin...Fyodor's lover would be beautiful and attractive. It is stated that Fyodor likes pretty people, so it's not surprising that once it comes to dating, he prefers his women breath-taking.

I would say since he is Russian, that means he is tall himself and would prefer a lover to math his height (over 1.70/5'7), so she would be tall and the only thing that people notice once she walks in the room. He wouldn't mind having a shorter s/o, but his preference is defitnely a taller model height.

This man is a busy and wanted criminal, so super clingy s/o isnt for him, he needs someone with discipline and patience. Sometimes Fyodor could be away for 6 months or even a year, If you cant do long distance, then you won't work.

I also feel like Fyodor would prefer someone with European features and beauty standards. Like light eyes, light skin, taller figure, long legs and slender arms.

He likes his women educated and smart !!! It doesnt mean that you should be an expert at math, but you should enjoy reading books and have some sort of knowledge about psychology, history, philosophy and occult. If you can't keep a conversation with him, he probably wouldn't appreciate his time with you.

You dont have to agree with all of his views, but you need to understand his reasons behind it.

A s/o who is into history, art and classic or gothic Victorian music is defitnely and eye catching sight for the rat himself.

He would prefer a s/o that understand/speaks Russian, or at least is willing to learn, he would find it adorable and admirable.

He would love it if his lover would at least be close to his intelligence level, or would be smart enough to understand and crack him up.

An obedient s/o is always appreciated, however if you can put on a bratty or dominant show once you're alone - he will melt in your arms.

He would like a lover who can spend many weeks alone. Or a girl who doesnt need physical or verbal contact, he needs a lover that can feel connection with them from only being present in 1 room, not speaking, just reading or working. An independent lover is ideal for him.

You shouldn't have an ability, but maybe, if you had, he would think its different, because of you.

He finds a human with hobbies beautiful, if you have a thing that you are dedicated to then you get bonus points.

A lover that knows how to take care of him is ideal for him (but he wont admit it). Fyodor is anemic and has bad health issues, and even worse habits. If you can make him improve himself, he will cherish you.

I feel like he would prefer a girl who matches his confidence level ♡

NSFW

To save time, Fyodor would prefer already experienced women, but the act of making you scream for the first time really intrigued him.

He is into body worship, tell him that he's divine.

His urges arent really strong and he truly can wait a week or a month if its needed, so quickies isnt common (only if you are both on mission)

He would much rather see you in hot lingerie, than butt naked. It makes him feel like you put more effort that way

His nails are long and he intends to keep them that way, so I hope you like pain.

His phase is rather slow and hard. I wouldn't label him as a freak in bed but I know deep down inside he is into knife play.

Sometimes thinks of just killing you while he is pouting the shit out of your body, but it's just a mere thought of his that will probably never come true because he likes you.

Aftercare is a must, so whenever you two have sex, he makes sure he doesnt have to leave next morning. He is gentle and mostly takes care of last might bruises.

Fyodor doesnt mind taking you forcefully, however he tries not to. He is practising consent. So whenever he wants you to be in a mood he will suggest you read a certain book, it usually starts off sweet but turns into hard erotic novel. It always works.

Fyodor, due to his anaemia, can get weak. So sometimes after sex, he will just straight up collapse on you.

He is into degrading and chains. A rope bunny is ideal for him. But he wont degrade you if you ask nicely.

#bsd fyodor #fyodor dostoyevsky bsd #fyodor #fyodor dostoevsky #fyodor x reader #fyodor dostoevsky x reader

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Lady Muzan x female reader | fluff/angst | Meds

The vision of blood haunted you ever since the demons woke you up. You couldn't find piece in your last dinner so what made you think you would find that serene feeling here?

"You havent touched the food yet, honey" no matter how much you tried, you couldn't shake that feeling. Last night you heard Muzan's screams. Last night, you were woken up by the ugly screams of Demon lady herself. You yawned, going back to sleep, hoping that they would stop, but they didn't. You heard some sort of commotion, a sharp Yelp. Someone was beating Muzan, someone was hurting her. Soon a lot of demons gathered, endlessly making up a small talk about the current event.

"Its okay, I'm not hungry yet" you remember, how you slowly sat up, letting your ethereal and transparent kimono fall all over the place. You wandered over the Minka door, briefly sliding it to the right and peeking through. As you expected, a big and muscular Male was beating Muzan with great force. Every push, kick and thud made you shiver "Y/n-sam-" as soon as a demon notice your presence, you closed the Minka door, locking it and running to the big futon bed. What if Muzan gets taken down? What if Muzan will be forced to leave? To run away and leave you alone? You'll die, Y/n...with out her, with out Muzan you would clearly die Y/n.

You would die y/n, You would die y/n, YouYou would die y/n, would die y/n, You would die y/n "would you liked some tea?" You would die y/n, You would die y/n, "yes...even though I'm not hungry I do enjoy your tea" You would die y/n, You would die y/n, You would die y/n, "Do you believe in fate, dear?" You would die y/n, You would die y/n, You would die y/n,

"Ah...Muzan-sama" you placed your cup of tea closer you your bottom lip "fate is quite weighty word to throw around the breakfast table" you said, before taking a sip.

Your girlfriend just stared at you blankly, with out no emotion. Her red eyes drifted to your robotic movements, analysing your every atom "you look paler" she noticed, placing the tea pot on the table and going behind your back "Muzan-sama, it's just a cold" your voice gave off serene and careful frost to it, the same frost that you were looking for.

Muzan's pale hands were placed gently on your shoulders, they went lower, caressing your arms carefully, checking their temperature. Her dark red kimono gently dragging trough your skin

"You haven't touched your food all day, I'm getting displeased Y/n" she admitted, after gently touching your upper body and not finding a cold spot, Muzan made you turn left and face her fully. Her palms were positioned on your cheeks, her mostly neutral expression has erupted into grumpy narrow eyed gaze.

"Its because of you" you whined, taking her palms off your face and squeezing them in your both hands "I'm so worried about you" you cried out, your eyes watered, so you closed them, focusing on your breathing, and then speaking again "who hurt you that night...please tell me if everything is fine...you havent slept with me for 4 weak" you begged, you couldn't tell, but now you were harshly digging your nails into her hands, but it didn't matter. Muzan was strong and that little pain felt like an ant touching her.

Muzan kept her voice low "beat me ...up?' Red eyed demon repeated herself, earning a shivering nod from you "th-that big stone demon slayer was attacking and hitting you..why, why?" Muzan's eyes narrowed even more "what did you do, why was he doing that" you started to sob

"Honey, no one was hitting me" The elder demon's voice was calm and low, yet sharp and luscious. Y/n sat there oblivious, the calmness and piece that she was so eager to find finally came. Her teary eyes drifted to meet the sad and glum demon's face "baby, did you forget to take your meds?" Muzan questioned, removing her hands from the tight grip of her partner's, placing them on her scalp.

"I'm, I'm so scared Muzan-sama, I know that one day you'll leave me and that they will kill me" you broke down into hysterical screaming. You screamed right into her face, but when you noticed that Muzan didnt change her expression, you got frustrated and jammed your head into her stomach, grunting loudly. The female demon just hummed a recent song Nakime played for her, and embraced you tightly "let's sleep together today"

#muzan #muzan kibutsuji #muzankibutsuji #muzan x reader #lady muzan

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Hi how are you? I would like to request a nsfw Muzan x reader. You can write it however you want (smut or lemon, whatever you feel is best), but I would appreciate if it was kinky 🙊🙈. Also maybe with demon!reader that’s not really shy and def not weak but still sub (yeah you guessed it, I like it rough and shit so yeah, they gotta keep up with demon daddy 😬🤭) I hope it requested it the right way Thank you for your time and effort 💕 have a great day! 😚

I am so sad I had to rewrite it all 😔 and thats on tumblr... anyways this will be Muzan x his enemy female demon reader, hope that sounds good!!! Also I'm so sorry if this isnt that good, I lost motivation the minute I had to rewrite it, but I missed writing for Muzan ♡

"I never thought that little plan of Douma's would work" Muzan commented, looking at your body. He adored the view.

You were pinned up against the wall by black wires that you assumed were Nakime's ability. Every limb tightly secured.

You were quite numb from the poison that you got infected by earlier, but it didnt matter. Your worst enemy was right in front of you.

Muzan slowly made his way to you, with blank expression. You were one of the lucky demons that had succeeded in regaining control from the demon lord.

Muzan didnt hate you, despite you ruining a lot of his plans, Muzan found you amusing and usefull. The taller demon craved to know how you feel, but sadly you were blind to him. He come closer, but you wore the same neutral expression, no fear or panic. And it pissed him off.

Suddenly, muzan took out massive kitchen knife and placed it against your neck "I'm quite tempted to slice it against your throat" muzan grinned as your expression finally changed and surprise erupted through your face, however, vanished as soon as sun rose up the sky and that orange-magenta colour came than disappeared.

As soon as in a matter of seconds you were back to your expressionless face.

"I'm not afraid, Kibutsuji" you declared, his name left a bitter taste in your mouth.

You felt the dagger sink deep into your skin "I know you're not afraid" Muzan admitted "so I will make you shiver" his eyes stayed locked with yours as you moaned from pain.

You quickly averted your gaze to the window, where the moon was disclosed with thick black clouds. You felt wisteria poison burn your skin and travel down your body, you could stop it. You were magnificent in blood magic, you could destroy the poison, yet you let it run down your veins like a river. It felt good.

You felt your body go more numb and numb. If you died right now, nothing would matter anymore.

You prayed that the poison would take you, yet it didnt. Muzan gently cupped your cheek and forced you to meet his gaze

"I've had my eyes on you for some time, be a good girl and stay obediently still" he taunted, his eyes drifting to your body.

Suddenly, the wires loosened up and you fell to the ground, your green kimono dangling elegantly "what are you doing...Kibutsuji" you grinned, barely able to keep your hands still

"Punishment darling" the demon's hands travelled around your shoulders, removing your clothes "if you'll promise to obey me and be a good demon, I'll be gentle" his serene voice had a hint of pity, you hated it.

You were a demon with immerse blood ability, total hydrokinesis of it.

"....hm" you hummed, passing out for a minute. You didnt know how long it has been, but you regained your body movement and half of your consciousness.

You muttered his name, making Muzan's eyes drift to you, and as soon as he did...it was over. You both were lost in a wave of lust. You always fancied the demon lord, of course you hated him, but you always wondered how being next to him would feel like...

The taller demon's lips crushed against yours. There was nothing gentle about it. Muzan was rough and harsh.

You tried to push him off but it was no use "stop resisting Y/n" he ordered, bringing your lips together. You felt cold wall against your skin as Muzan forcefully pushed you back.

From the strong impact, you couldn't help but to gasp, and in that brief momment, scarlet-eyed demon entered your mouth. His tongue felt embarrassingly good to touch.

"I-Im gonna invert your ribcage" you hissed at him, but the Male only griped your scalp and pushed your head against the wall, you let out small yelp

"Next time scream harder" he suggested with sinister smirk this time.

Muzan's hands were now places to your chest, since you tried to fight back he ordered Nakime to pin your hands to the wall. You were helpless. You noticed that the demon untied your kimono and left you with bare legs and upper body, only waist was covered. Barely.

"You'll call me lord Kibutsuji from now on" once his words finished, he squeezed your breast, you tried to lock your lips and not satisfy his needs but the more he teased your nipple's the more wet you got.

"I hope you...." you tried to give a smart comeback but nothing came out, it was embarrassing. Your breath hitched as you desperately tried to hold back your moans.

The male griped your chin, forcing you to humm, so briefly and seductively

- what do we say now? Y/n?

-....Fuck off - you hissed and almost gasped how Muzan lowered his head to your chest. Your eyes gave off chilly waves of terror and aghast, just like he liked.

Muzan smirked before licking your nipple, and with out warning, biting it gently...then harshly. Your cries and yelps were pleasant to him.

You started to shake and whine against him "P-Please, Lord Kibutsuji...i...I will behave, I prom-promise" your sentence ended with moan.

"That's what I'd liked to hear" you heard his voice in your head, did he gain control over you so quickly?

Muzan spread your legs over your hands, you didnt even realise how wet you got at this moment, you always knew Muzan was attractive but right now, it was ravishing.

His loose black hair tickled your stomach, as he slowly lowered himself closer to your pussy, for a brief momment, the room was filled with your panting breathing, not wasting much time, muzan got his tongue out, and licked your clit.

No matter how much you tried, you couldn't hold your moans back, the Male was too good. He was old demon with amazing experience, so you weren't surprised that he made you feel THIS good.

You closed your eyes, you swore that you saw white all over "I..really really want you inside me" you moaned, instantly regretting your words, he was an enemy after all...yet you were so quick to fall into his trap.

But it was too late, you were deep into lust and desire.

Muzan bit your lip, you squeezed his head between your thighs, you were so close to cumming, he knew that.

And that's why he stopped.

You hummed in sorrowful tone, the Male positioned his posture to align with yours "spread your legs open" he ordered, after licking his lips seductively off your juice

You glared at the demon, obeying his orders and letting your legs open up even more wider

Muzan allowed his thumb inside you, you couldn't describe the tension that you felt, this sudden and deep wave of euphoria, you felt so good you could scream. Your vision dimmed.

"Muzan...I think I'm passing out again" the older Male chuckled, as the tip of his dick was rubbing against your entrance, slowly and teasingly "you were meant to be asleep, after all, I didn't intend on keeping you awake, you're stronger than I thought" the Male admitted

"M-Muzan...I-" the Male corrected you "Lord muzan" his voice was raucous and deep, he was so eager to make you his "if I pass out..will...no" you uttered to yourself, getting lost in your head, before Muzan pressed your body against the cold minka wall.

This way, he entered his whole length inside of you, making you wiggle a bit "it's fine...its better for you to sleep" he explained, slowly brushing your hair before sinking his teeth into your shoulder.

"M-mu...m~" you tried to moan his name, but all that was in your head was this hunger, Muzan starts to move and you couldnt help but to roll your eyes.

He was perfect, a being close to perfection.

You passed out soon after, but you knew that he would take care of you. After that night, you became his. His only.

It wasnt planned, but you both knew you wouldnt be able to forget each other, any time soon.

#muzan #muzan kibutsuji #muzankibutsuji #muzan x reader #muzanxreader #kny muzan #lady muzan #muzan jackson

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Top 10 reasons why Fyodor D. (Bungou Stray Dogs) is best boi (spoilers)

I feel like Fyodor doesn’t get as much attention as he deserves and it saddens me that very few people have recognized his genius, so I would like to share some reasons why I personally think he is an amazing character.

DISCLAIMER: This is just my personal opinion, I’m not trying to throw shade at anyone who disagrees, in fact, I would like to know what your opinion on this subject is.

SPOILERS AHEAD. PROCEED WITH CAUTION. You have been warned.

1. Dazai ended up in the hospital because of him. The Dazai. In the hospital. For almost the entire season. (I know Dazai intentionally fell into Fyodor’s trap, but still, no one has done this before.)

2. He broke Kunikida, the guy with set ideals and goals, who always acts super professional and does things perfectly. Fyodor found his weak point (kids) and managed to break him (because he couldn’t save the child).

3. He fooled Ranpo, the greatest detective in the anime. 4. He managed to get Fukuzawa and Mori, the leaders of the two great organizations, infected with the Cannibalism virus, which could have resulted with both of them dying in 48 hours.

5. (adding on to #4) He started a war between the Armed Detective Agency and the Port Mafia. The two organizations had no choice but to fight in order to save their leaders.

6. It was hinted that he can kill anyone he touches.

7. He plans out all his moves, so he definitelly always has a backup plan up his sleeve.

8. In Dead Apple, he was the only one who wasn’t attacked by his own ability. That just shows what a badass he is.

9. He is voiced by Ishida Akira. I think his voice really suits Fyodor’s character.

10. Ikemen.

Bonus:

11. He wears an ushanka.

12. He can play the cello.

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Y/n: I wasn't THAT drunk

Muzan: you coloured my face with highlight because you said I'm...important?

Y/n: BECAUSE YOU ARE

#muzan #muzan kibutsuji #muzankibutsuji #muzan x reader #lady muzan #muzanxreader #kny muzan #muzan jackson

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Dazai: How are you going to handle Shibusawa-kun?

Fyodor: Don't worry, I've got a knife up my sleeve.

Dazai: I think you mean trick up your sleeve.

Fyodor, pulling a knife out: I did not.

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Hey! Can you write rlly anything with Kaname Kuran? I love him so much! I am not sure if you write him but I saw that you did #kaname kuran on one of your posts. Thank you!

Hello!!! I do write for vampire daddy ^^ I'm not really great with coming up with request theme's but I hope you'll like headcanons of Kaname's ideal significant other/or his type c: I get sad whenever I don't see a lot of content for him on tumblr, vampire knight is so underrated :(

Kaname's ideal type would be pure blood vampire like him, or atleast vampire if Yuki got killed or some similar situation occurred where he had to continue the bloodline other way

A female who has grace and intelligence is always easy on eyes for Kaname

She should be poetic and quite similar to rose, beautiful yet dangerous

He doesnt really care about appearance, but he would most likely fall for taller female because they tend to stand out more, they also look more graceful

Someone who can tolerate pain would suit him, since his lover will be put in dangerous position. Bonus points if she knows how to defend herself. Also Kaname would defitnely mark his territory with hickeys or bites, so he would rather not hurt her.

He would prefer his significant other to be into literature or poetry

He would prefer his lover to be kind, strong and brave, perfect example to other vampires

His lover should move with divine energy, making every inch of her presence so celestial and delightful that her enemies would end up speechless

A s/o who can make him laugh AND match his serious + neutral characteristic is a keeper for Kaname

He would love to have s/o who can cook and take care of home, a home wife would be his goal

Bonus points if you have a way with words

He wouldn't like a extremely shy or extroverted partner, he needs the middle

Someone who has good manners and pure heart would catch his eye in no time

His type of girl should be prude and dont go around offering her body or blood to everyone

He would like a girl with hobby. Something she really likes and puts her heart into!

He needs affectionate lover, who isnt afraid to cuddle with him. He also would prefer more of submissive partner.

#kaname kuran #kaname #kaname x reader

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Happy Father's Day to all the dads around the world! ( It is already 21st here.)

But most importantly, happy father's day to my thicc daddy, Kibutsuji Muzan. 😂💖

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Rules

Okay so I decided to make official rules because you cringe children made me laught lmao xD I love yall though ♡♡

This blog for now is only for Muzan :c I do however plan on doing some other characters but not for now...for example:

I will do:

Muzan

Muzana ;))

Akaza

Daki

Mitsuri

Hotaru

Douma

Lower moon 4 (he/she is cutie uwu ♡)

Nakime

Oc ( !!! Read below for more info !!! )

(As I read through my kny stans I slowly realise... Damn I'm such a demon fucker honestly xD but I dont regret it at all, I will also have bonus stories for other characters if I'm feeling like it ~ so dont get vexed !!!

I am comfortable writing:

Smuts ^u^

NSFW!! It's super welcome in my blog ^^ so all my kinky followers dont be shy~ I enjoy it to less !!!

Angst ~

Cherry lemon

Lime

Rape-con

Fluff

Lemon uwuwuuuwuwwu

Whump

(I will explain them since not everyone knows the definition. NSFW - not suitable for work (for me its smut, lemon, lime, rape-con all in one ^^), fluff - is soft and cute writing type, Cherry lemon - its lemon that has no background or little to no backstory, Lime - intense and erotic writing but no nsfw (meaning no fucking or genitals showing, example: Hot make out session), Whump - a story where a character is put physically or in mentally painful situation, quite similar to angst I'd say just more specific, lemon - sexy time my friends ;) (basically 90% only sex), smut - also sexy time just less erotic and more background or similar to vanilla sex (50% sexy time 5% sex 45% background/backstory), Rape-con - a story where a character is put trough a forcefully and not consensual sex, that might include being tied up or pinned to all certain places, angst - a story, dark and depressing one.

I will put warnings everywhere so dont worry you wont run into anything that you dislike (unless it's me ranting on how bad I want for Kibutsuji to forcefully press me against the wall and claim over and o-)

Moving on... I do oc's!! But under certain conditions~ Your oc has to be female (I'm not used to writing from a guys perspective), she has to be unique and not op (something that would be interesting to read and write) she needs to be described extremely well, from height to skin colour to favourite colour and her opinion on demons, Muzan, slayers, or s/o. She can be op only if shes and upper moon rank (or any other rank that makes her powers reasonable) her age (if shes super strong and op) has to be older than 16 ^^

My requests are always open ~ and I would liked it if you guys described the request detaly using all the fanfic writing labels I wrote earlier!

I do headcannons and scenarios ~

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Hello lovelies ~ my inbox is empty and only has like 4 request (that were sent wrongly not following the rules) and I want to write again, so feel free to request these characters:

Muzan ~

Dazai

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Kny women 😢

Douma

Bsd women 😪

Keigo Takami

Lisanna Strauss or other FT women ☺ (But Lisanna Strauss especially!!!)

Dabi

Shigaraki

Kaname

Try your luck, I usually write for a lot of characters bc I watched a ton of anime, I mean what could you lose?

NSFW is really encouraged and welcome 😼 I have rules below~

#muzan #muzan kibutsuji #dazai osamu #fyodor #fyodor dostoyevsky bsd #bsd fyodor #dabi #hawks #shigaraki headcanons #shigaraki #kaname #kaname kuran #lisanna #lisanna strauss #kny women #douma #keigo takami