coffeelovinggayidiot

[coffeelovinggayidiot]

queer people who have done zero self reflection when they see someone who doesn't look fem in their space

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I had a piss kink but then I had a kidney transplant and now I can’t do anything with my piss because I feel like it’s not mine anymore and I don’t have consent from the kidney donor to do anything kinky with their piss

i don’t know if i want this to be real or not

#I wish I was jared 19

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Knowledge is empowering

[coffeelovinggayidiot]

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

[coffeelovinggayidiot]

this is purely for fun and I've certainly been guilty of a few of these things myself in my years of fic writing. don't be weird in the notes and don't use this as an excuse to insult someone's writing.

#The GODDAMN orbssss #i just- cant! #member is a (very close) second

[coffeelovinggayidiot]

“Weird” trans people online are not the cause of transphobia offline.

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I re-read my story "A fucked up group of kids" and I now realized I am the greatest writer ever and that god trembles before my skill with the pen

#my writing #writing #a f*cked up group of kids #original character #original story #writblr #writbelr

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As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.

In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.

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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

[coffeelovinggayidiot]

After faaar too long, I've decided to start writing again :)

Chapter one of this story currently on wattpad, and if people like it I'll also add it to Ao3

#my writing #writing #original character #jewish #jewblr #original story #original writing #bisexual #bisexuality #wlwlm #bi4bi #polyamory #polyam relationship #wattpad

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Blahaj in a suit

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Onion ring

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You are amazing! Here is some jewish joy and please stay safe! 😊

Hxhdhs thank youuu!!! Happy Passover btw (the holidays are starting soon) 🩵🩵🩵

[coffeelovinggayidiot]

🎀 list 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the ask box for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! get to know your moots or followers <3

(No pressure!)

You and @turniptitaness and all my other mutuals

Reading and writing and musical theatre (hobbies basically)

How performing in front of people gives me such a rush

How much I've grown to love myself over the last two years

My friends, family and my partner 💖

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Hi!!! :D

✨🌈 SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING🌈✨

OMGGGG THANK YOUUU ❤️🩷🧡💛💚💙🩵💜