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Six fans of Nanny OttOgg

The wild thing about being obsessed with your own DnD campaign is that there's absolutely NO fandom content for it except the stuff that you make

Like, what do you mean only six other people in the entire world have heard of Dave the Ice Elemental whose job is Freezer at the Fantasy Starbucks?

#dungeons and dragons #dnd #dnd 5e

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@onetruechromosome this feels like a conversation between Yin and Caldor (honestly the panels can work either way as to whose who)

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Rogue 1: Damn it [rogue 2]!

DM: You don't know it was [rogue 2]

Rogue 1: She disappeared into the crowd and now someone is dead. It's a reasonable educated guess at this point.

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Mr DM, the blog is called contextfreedungeon. The fun of it is that the quote is completely out of context

"Everybody, catch that stool!"

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NPC: I'd love to pick you up but I'm in traffic.

Rogue: How can you have traffic in the sky? It's a 3D space.

NPC: Not where I am.

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"I love reading the equipment list of a character I've been playing for a while because it starts out so normal and now it's things like hologram from dead Blair Witch guy"

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Bard: Did you just turn into a seal?

DM: Yes

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"Everybody, catch that stool!"

#dungeons and dragons #d&d #d&d 5e #d&d stuff #d&d 5th edition #d&d campaign #d&d rp #d&d memes #d&d shenanigans #d&d story #d&d quotes #d&d out of context #out of context

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"He could stop being a toilet at anytime, he just chooses not to."

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And we'll do it again!

Apparently I just adopted a kid (metaphorically) ??? I dunno I just got here

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Rogue: Sorry, can't help, I'm 'dead'

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NPC: You've known me for months. You've know this murderer for a week and you like her more?

Rogue: She's funny.

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"There's no room in Bath tub"

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"Innocent" every character, both player and npc, has committed at least one murder. I legitimately can't think of one that didn't kill someone at least indirectly

Once again, the innocent hobgoblin gets accused.

The party is so judgemental.

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"Wait, horses are real?"

#i need to remember to swich blog #dungeons and dragons #d&d #d&d 5e #d&d campaign #d&d rp

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Well now her magic scrap metal supports are even better! (As long as we ignore my terrible rolls last night)

Rogue 1: It's a living creature. It doesn't have machinery.

Rogue 2: Well I'm living creature and I have machinery. What you trying to say?

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Rogue 1: It's a living creature. It doesn't have machinery.

Rogue 2: Well I'm living creature and I have machinery. What you trying to say?

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