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Y’all will not BELIEVE this Larry-a$$ mf house I found in Philly

Talk about blue greening amirite???

#harry styles #louis tomlinson #one direction #larry stylinson #larry #louis and harry #bluegreener #blue green #💙💚

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The contrast between this and the tortured expression on his face when he’s with Marion (biblically) is just…

smiling during sex in my policeman

#my policeman #harry styles

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2017 2022

#harry styles #the passage of time #2017 Harry #2022 Harry #Dunkirk Harry #my policeman Harry #movie premier Harry

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I interrupt your normal content with this “holy fuck how is he so hot” pic of Harry because actually wtf

#his eyes #he said “green orbs #harry styles #harry #hs #my policeman #premier #harrystyles #hazza #v important #angel #so handsome

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Back from the dead for this one

So I’ve been seeing a lot of tweets and tiktoks debating on the whole Harry as Danny thing and how much that’s based off of Louis in his school play, and I have a interesting comment that my boss of all people pointed out to me

So obviously Harry and Louis match in their all black ensembles

But I was describing the outfit to my boss (who actively resists knowing anything about one direction or Harry styles) and was telling him about how he had the black jeans and the black shirt and leather jacket, and he was like “no? Danny in grease wears a white shirt with his jacket and like jeans”

So I looked it up, and what do you know

Not only are the top pictures that come up of him in a white shirt, but costumes of Danny from grease are also advertised with the white shirt

So why did our Hazza choose the less popular all black ensemble?? (Other than the fact that he’s a hipster who can’t be like other girls)

Probably because his celebrity crush did it first

And for all the h8rs who say that it’s just a coincidence, let’s not forget this interview, where everyone knows that Grease is Louis' favorite movie

Or this one that happened just a few weeks ago, where he was very proud to say that he still has his tbirds jacket from playing danny zuko in high school

All this to say that this is a man who already owned this jacket because the love of his life wanted them to match the characters from his favorite movie

im not saying anything, im just saying that this man was forced (and loved every second of it) to learn this choreography

and may or may not have sang "hopelessly devoted to LOU" because that's how he's used to singing it in his kitchen

#hopelessly devoted to LOU #harry styles #hs #harrystyles #danny zuko #louis tomlinson #larry stylinson proof #hopelessly devoted to you #grease #larry #larry stylinson #LOT #HSLOT #harryween #Youtube

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#he's so gorgeous #louis #louis tomlinson #otra uk #otra sheffield #lt

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Louis blue 🌊😰🌀💙

At 6:30 PM LA time, this little french bistro I work at got a call about a big celeb couple coming in. And how they would need to enter and exit thru the kitchen. They wanted to know how busy we were, and if there were private rooms available. They made reservations for 8. When I asked my manager/sister who it was that was coming she said that couple from that big British boy band. Stay WOKE fellow larries I will report back!

(1) LA Bistro here; ok kinda long, will have to post in sections but OMFG I died happy tonight. So I am a waiter. And my sister is the manager, and my aunt owns it. So they showed up 10 mins or so after 8 in the alley. They greeted everyone in the kitchen, smiled, waved, shook some people’s hands, etc. Very very nice lads. They SHOOK MY HAND. Harry’s hands are giant and Louis are as small as you’d expect. in real life he is so tiny, very fine boned. Anyways  ++ 

(2) they seemed very relaxed. Harry had his hair down with glasses (not sungalsses) holding it back. He was in a simple black button down, may have been silk…idk tho. Normal skinny jeans. Louis was in a grey sweater, which judging by how the sleeves were rolled up could have been Harry’s. Idk tho. I (yes ME) took them to the booth in the farthest corner, you can’t see it from++

(3) the windows or the entrance, it is kinda by the kitchen. We are the kind of bistro that has white linen table cloths and candle votives at dinner, so it is pretty romantic. Anyways, first off, I was expecting them to sit on opposite side of the booth…. AS YOU USUALLY DO. They didn’t. Harry let Louis scooch in and then he did the same on the same side. I handed the menus and went back to the kitchen to get the water…. well as I said the table is in view of/from the kitchen.++

(4)So I do feel kinda bad for doing this, but I may have spied while getting water. Harry was very very close to Louis like his arm was draped over the back of the booth behind Louis, heads almost touching. I came back and they were looking at the menu, the same menu, Harry didn’t open his. They were sharing. Kill me with cute. Anyways they ordered like a variety of dishes, like different appetizers and one main to share (lamb) and got some wine. I went back to the kitchen to place their++

(5)wine they were laughing kinda quietly. I had a few other tables so when working those, I could still keep an eye on them. Few things of importance, Harry drapes himself on Louis. Louis is surprisingly rather quite when it’s just the two of them. They whispered to each other a lot, very smiley, and Harry occasionally kissed his forehead. Harry’s arm eventually moved from being draped over the booth to being on Louis shoulder.Once I brought them their food, they began trying different dish++

(6) kinda on dare at first (we do serve traditional french cuisine i.e. frog’s legs etc.). Then they started eating off of each other’s plates, then Louis would hold his fork to Harry and essentially feed him sometimes. Harry tried to make Louis try a snail, like he was holding it to him and Louis did the cutest ‘yuck’ face squelch and tried to move further into the corner, that just caused Harry to laugh because literally, there was no place for Louis to go. When I came to refill their water, +

(7) Harry put it down kinda laughing shaking his head at Louis. And when i left Louis was like “i’ll get you for that Hazza” and Harry like turned beet red when he was drinking his water. Harry thanked me every time I refilled their waters which was sweet but silly stupid. They did get dessert, the profiteroles au chocolate. Harry apparently really likes them. Now the next part, my sister saw & heard by the register (which is located in the back also by the kitchen/their booth) not me because ++

(8)I was bussing a table. So apparently Louis got a bit of chocolate on the corner of his mouth and Harry wiped it away. And said something like “you’re so messy Lou”. And Louis was all beaming and stuff and was like “you should be used to it by now”. And then she heard Harry’s voice but it was too low to make out. They talked a while, and tipped really really nicely, Louis drew a X X smiley on the receipt. And when they left thru the back they shook everyone’s hands again ++

(9)and thanked everyone. Harry made sure to make a point about the dessert being really good. And that just made Louis do the fond face even more. When I saw them leave, the driver opened the door, and Harry did that after you gesture to Louis and Louis kinda play punched his arm and slid in, and the Harry went. Over all they were adorable, very close, and very sweet to each other and to us the staff. And I have died & gone to heaven and I may or may not have stolen the forks they used. Thats it.

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thanks LA-Bistro-anon for killing me (with cute).  

#i want to believe this so bad #larry receipt #larry stylinson #larry #receipt #harry #louis #receipts #anon #in light of the new mv #all i can think of is #the spaghetti date scene #late night talking

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just how fast the night changes and all that

#harry styles #fetus harry #fetus Harry headbangs #headbanging #Harry’s house headbanging #James corden #daylight mv

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this is who harry’s house is about

#absolutely yes #i love all the long hair chosen #long hair louis #louis lovely locks #louis tomlinson #harry styles

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ʟᴏᴜɪꜱ ᴛᴏᴍʟɪɴꜱᴏɴ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴛᴏᴜʀ: ʙᴜᴇɴᴏꜱ ᴀɪʀᴇꜱ, ɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴏɴᴇ.

#lt #lt tour #louis tomlinson #he’s so pretty #literal sunshine

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When the pic came out I said this to some but now it's his god damn profile pic it's getting a post you're getting a post.

This:

Looks like Louis' profile pic. As if he saw this pic taken during the shoot and was like YOU KNOW THATS FUNNY. THATS FUNNY. LET'S USE IT. WAIT DO MORE and what we're seeing is harry just laughing about it as much as I am like

HILARRYOUS

And also louis changes his header from this 1.5 years? Long? Clapped layout as twitter likes to call it:

To this on the 18th:

Not to mention there's the larry hug right there. Like it. Wasn't enough. But k not the point here... then a day later harry just claps his one in the same way as louis' old one like

They just. .. just... they.

.... but the pfps man theyre getting to me.

ALMOST AS FUNNY AS THIS

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harry is so sick for being such a fucking simp i’ve never known anyone to be so in love i’m gonna throw myself out a window

#Louis is so hot #like objectively without gender or sexuality #no need for labels #only label is hot #louis tomlinson #louistomlinson

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Him tossing the mic and the guy dropping it at the end sends me every time

Harry Styles Late Night Talks

#harry styles #harrychella #harry’s house #harry styles coachella #harry styles new song #late night talks

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People need to brace themselves, I listened to the album, there’s a stunt song that’s 100% about her, no two ways about it. It’s so specific… and tabloids are gonna be all over it. It’s the Watermelon Sugar of Harry’s House and it’s probably gonna be a single (if you know the tracklist, it’s the one with the obvious one word title).

There are several very mushy love songs on the album, and people are gonna make them about her but we know the truth. There’s a reference to green eyes that’s gonna get everyone riled up (🐙 eyes have a rare genetical condition that makes them be both blue and green, so I can see sw and the other freaks be all over it). There are also a handful of sadder songs, like 3? Maybe? Which kinda sound like they come from the fine line era.

Also that song that starts with a B? 🫤 it’s not what I was expecting. I liked the song but the lyrics are a huge clusterfuck. No coming out with this album, I fear.

I’m not a shady anon, I’m not trying to make people scared, the album is amazing and there’s so much of gentle loving and in love H. He sounds so happy and so soft. I just kinda hate that it’s gonna be framed this way and that we can’t get it without the bullshit, but I think and hope people are gonna love it regardless.

I’m just saying, all theories of the album being old or whatever are pointless, it’s not. Or if it is, he already knew he’d stunt with 🐙 and planned accordingly, so gird your loins lol

Hi sugar. Ugh. I definitely wasn’t expecting a coming out, and I figured we’d get the het crap coming soon. But good lord did they have to make a sexual song about her? 🤢🤢🤢

How you get to hear the album? I just want to be able to enjoy it and not picture her when I hear it and not have him talk about her. That’s really all I ask. Anything else on top of that is gravy.

Loins are girded. 🙃🙃🙃

#harrys house anon #album preview #allegedly

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Lyrics to Boyfriends! (15 April 2022)

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mum i threw up

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Harry Styles Boyfriend

#holy #harry styles #harry styles boyfriend #harry styles new song #harry’s house #louis tomlinson #harrychella #larry stylinson