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Maddie: Admit it, you like Eddie! Buck: What!? No, I don't! Buck: I mean am I attracted to him? Sure. Buck: Do my days feel better when I'm around him? Yes. Buck: Does he get me in ways that no other person has? Indubitably. Buck: Do I fantasize about him? Yes, but only in like, four positions. Buck: And look, am I the type of idiot who would fall in love with his best friend? Of course! Buck: But do I LIKE Eddie!? ABSOLUTELY NOT.
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criminally-obsessed · 2 hours
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(or, really, zee thinks she’s funny) (pt 7)
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[ID: two gifs of Buck and Eddie in 911 episode 2.01, in the gym.
GIF 1: Buck telling Eddie, looking frustrated and pissed off, that he's his problem. Overlaid is a gif by @/galacticidiots on Twitter, reading, "I can’t flirt but I can piss you off. It’s the same thing. Both will get your attention. Both will make your cheeks turn a pretty shade of red. Both will have you eyeing my lips."
GIF 2: Eddie eyeing Buck like he's trying to figure him out, tilting his chin up as Buck continues to speak, biting the inside of his bottom lip like he's figured it out.
/end ID]
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criminally-obsessed · 2 hours
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your honor, it's his song
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criminally-obsessed · 3 hours
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Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture 🏀
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criminally-obsessed · 12 hours
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RAVI: H-how do you ask someone out? BUCK: Well, first- EDDIE: Don't ask Buck, he asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot. RAVI: ...And you said yes?
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criminally-obsessed · 12 hours
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CHRISTOPHER: How do you do that? BUCK: I'm fearless. EDDIE: I saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad. BUCK: I'm mostly fearless.
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criminally-obsessed · 18 hours
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Oliver Stark I've Never Said This Before With Tommy DiDario (4/30/24)
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criminally-obsessed · 18 hours
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not eddie one episode loudly confirming he has catholic guilt and the next one partying out of control in a pink suit shirtless after singing with buck and then saying he is supossed to be the queercoded character of a 80s show
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criminally-obsessed · 20 hours
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​idk if it's just me but seeing Buck in a plain white non-formfitting tee is so weird... like, that's not my man!!
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criminally-obsessed · 20 hours
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whoever made the decision to cut out the “i love you brother” line i hope both sides of your pillow are cold for the rest of your life <3
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criminally-obsessed · 20 hours
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Eddie: You're the most jealous man i know.
Buck: You know other men?
Eddie: 🤨
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criminally-obsessed · 20 hours
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Eddie: Thank you again for talking to Chris about his girl problem.
Buck: Just doing my job.
Eddie: I didn't know there was an agreement in place.
Buck: There is one. I teach him about dating and sports, and you get the emotional part. We agreed that’s how we’d raise our kid.
Eddie: Our kid? Buck, we’re not married.
Buck: Eddie, come on, we’re a little married.
Eddie: I know. I love it.
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criminally-obsessed · 20 hours
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love is stored in the silly little hand gestures
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✨ THANK YOU FOR 2K FOLLOWERS! ✨
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criminally-obsessed · 20 hours
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Imagine you're at your wedding dressed to the absolute nuptial nines ready to marry your man, the love of your life, and your dumbass brother and his dumbass best friend wander in dressed as Crockpot and Grubbs hungover as fuck and have the nerve to be like "lol don't freak out!!! But we did lose ur fiance tho🤪haha wellll it's complicated 🤪" like id tie an anvil to their ankles and drop them in the ocean fr. get out of here with that.
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criminally-obsessed · 23 hours
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Thinking about Tommy dating Buck and hanging out with the 118. Buck and him are still in the getting-to-know-you phase. They’re all at the bar drinking and talking about secret talents.
Buck (flirting with Tommy): Any secret talents I should know about, Kinard?
Chim: Boy, does he!
Tommy (shaking his head): Nooooo…no I don’t.
Buck: What?
Hen: C’mon.
Chim: Do it!
Tommy: He’ll never look at me the same again!
Hen and Chim look expectedly at Tommy. Buck and Eddie are intrigued.
Tommy (dejected reluctant Arnold impression): IT’S NOT A TUMAH
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criminally-obsessed · 23 hours
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If I got to be trapped with anyone on a sinking ship, it is one Bobby Nash.
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criminally-obsessed · 23 hours
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has anyone mentioned how hilarious it is that the bachelor party is gonna happen and at some point tommy is gonna hear/see that the prelude to being buck's date to the wedding is buck and eddie doing a fucking couple cosplay because...
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