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share link right now

Has anybody talked about this yet.

#reblog #shitpost

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Put these four in a room and i Garantie they would have the best time of there lifes

#gilf club #reblog

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#reblog

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No please hear me out

#I have a crush on both of them is that bad #shitpost #king candy #mad hatter #fanart #art #alice in wonderland #wreck it ralph

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Another blog full of exquisite art of crusty old cartoon men, lovely. This is why I go on tumblr y' know!

thank you, I try my best 👍

#chris answers

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i love stupid old men

#im not tagging them all #art #shitpost #fan art #oc cameo lol #turbo wreck it ralph #king candy #wreck it ralph #turbo wir

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In light of recent events

#I just got here what happened lmfao #reblog #shitpost

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twitter's bot problem has gotten out of hand

#reblog

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He evaporated into dust and it was the funniest shit ever

#art #fan art #king candy #wreck it ralph #I made this a while ago but just completely forgot about it

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Have you ever considered making a foil character for Chris? Like, someone who is like the total opposite to him and will just tick him off to his very limit to the point of where he won't care if he gets arrested and charged for murder.

No

#i don’t even know what story I want to make #chris answers #murder????

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I’m gonna rip y’alls noses off

#chris talks shit #help LMAO

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Hi I’m back and fucking worse than ever❤️

#art #shitpost #fan art #wreck it ralph #vanellope von schweetz #king candy #turbo wreck it ralph

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lol

If Bill had a choice about which human body to use, what would he choose? Yellow Latina Onceler one, because it's easier to manipulate people with it, ugly triangle one (The one that Alex Hirsch came up with) because it's the most triangular, or Goldilocks one because it is both beautiful for people and close to a triangle?

who's the yellow latina onceler bill............ I'm only familiar with yellow white boy onceler bill

But anyway: triangle Bill's canonical reaction to Alex's human Bill is, and I quote: "Hubba hubba! Like a flesh mirror!" He likes it. That's the one he'd choose.

Fun fact!! I was going to make my human Bill's body shaped even more like canon human Bill's; but for the life of me i could NOT get his head to flow into his shoulders without a neck without looking like a deliberately-grotesque joke about facial differences.

For this reason, @crispytubes is infinitely more powerful than me and his human Bill design is currently my favorite, for looking like canon human Bill but actually cute & charming. (If you see this: hi there we've never spoken but I like your Bill design and thought u should know.)

So instead of giving my human Bill a fully triangular head/shoulders, I gave him a neck and have him complain every two chapters about how much he hates having a neck. You can blame my insufficiency as an artist.

Anyway—if Bill's picking a body to occupy longterm rather than a one-day puppet, he doesn't give a shit whether it's beautiful to humans. He cares about whether he thinks it's beautiful. Canon body.

#reblog #bill goldilocks cipher #bernard cipher #gravity falls #sorry i responded to this like ten days late #thank you though #i haven’t read your fic all the way but from what i can tell you have good stuff bro 👍 #i would kill goldilocks (affectionate)

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Have you ever wanted to make your own animated series one day?

I mean, that’s pretty much why I’m going to college lol

Right now I’m not entirely sure what I want to make yet because I don’t know what type of vibe I wanna go for. But I do have a whole series of characters that I hope to one day use.

#chris answers #anonymous

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I recently quit my job since the new management is absolute turboshit so for anyone wondering why I suddenly went quiet I’m currently surviving off crumbs 🫶

#chris talks shit #that’s an exaggeration #I’m mentally not ok but it’s aight I guess 👍👍👍

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I keep forgetting not everyone has the same humour as me

so everytime I say something like “I will peel your skin and hang it on the walls” or “instant Swiss piss” people would think I was actually insane

#chris talks shit #everything I make is satire

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been really tired lately

#the photo is mine #mlp #applebloom #bill cipher #gravity falls #shitpost