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I finished it.

#my fic #last sunset fic

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The Bad Batch as Mandalorians in a nutshell.

Hunter: isn't that a little expensive? Mechanic: Hey, this is a ship ordered by the Republic. Pre-Empire stuff ain't cheap. You want her or not? Hunter, knowing full well he's being scammed: okay sure

The best decision The Mandalorian ever made was centering their show around an archetypal masked, taciturn gunslinger who wanders from town to town never putting down roots, and then revealing that he acts that way because he’s a massively awkward introvert who uses that archetype to avoid having to socialize with people beyond the three interaction scripts he already knows. 10/10, top tier characterization, I love seeing this man outshoot a bar full of people and then get scammed by a random mechanic because he’s too polite to confront her about it. Truly a hero of our times.

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#i love democracy #star wars rebels #jabba the hutt #ezra bridger #poll results

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don't know why but the idea of the Batch as regs is appealing to me

Hunter - Wolfpack/104th battalion. He just vibes with everyone and is extremely chaotic. Loves the thrill of the chase.

Tech - 212th battalion. Poor Obi-Wan and Cody have to deal with his shit. How this man who manages to get distracted by interesting bugs became an ARC trooper, I do not know.

Wrecker - 501st infantry. Besties with Hardcase & Fives. They like to blow stuff up together.

Crosshair - Coruscant Guard. Has repeatedly passed out from exhaustion on the job. Poor guy doesn't get enough sleep thanks to Palpatine.

Omega - Late addition to Delta Squad. Her nickname is "Archer." Is the team's medic. (For this AU, since she's a reg, she's trans.)

#the bad batch #tbb crosshair #tbb hunter #tbb tech #tbb wrecker #tbb au #the clone wars #coruscant guard #501st legion #212th battalion #104th battalion #wolf pack #clone troopers

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JUST LEARNED ABOUT STRILLS THEY'RE ADORABLE

#strills are cute #i want one

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Rex: General there's some cannibalism going on Anakin: WHAT WHERE?!

Most important meal of the day

✨Kix✨

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 5000 likes!

#5000 likes #tumblr milestone #thank you #holy fucking shit #thanks Tumblr

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#star wars rebels #jabba the hutt #ezra bridger

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Tech: Hey, how did my datapad break? Hunter: You were drunk yesterday. Tech: And? Wrecker: You threw it. Tech: Why? Omega: You turned on airplane mode and kept screaming “FLY DAMN YOU!” Tech: And why didn’t you stop me?! Crosshair: We were busy laughing our asses off.

#the bad batch #tbb crosshair #tbb hunter #tbb tech #tbb wrecker #tbb omega #tbb #tbb incorrect quotes #now tell me the others didn't have something to do with tech getting wasted

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I got an idea for an AU

Not TBB, Rouge One!

Basically Jyn is a snowboarder who gets stuck in a treewell with a sprained ankle and like an hour after getting stuck this huge Saint Bernard or something just grabs her by the hood (she is very afraid of dogs so naturally she's screaming) and drags her over to his owner (Cassian) who starts apologizing for his pup (K-2) but hey he meant well he's just a really big dog and is kinda scary sometimes.

That's like all I have I'm still not sure what breed K-2 is

#star wars modern au #jyn erso #cassian andor #k2so #uhh sorry for rambling

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text message prompts

[text] You okay?

[text] GO TO BED!

[text] hey you better be alive in there

[text] SOS save me please holy shit

[text] call me this date is going so bad

[text] I have way too much shit to do.

[text] Honestly I'm really worried about you.

[text] Why are you trending on Twitter?

[text] Please let me come over and pet your (pet).

[text] We are in the same building, you could come talk to me.

[text] It's not going to work out.

[text] This is a terrible idea.

[text] people have fetishes

[text] They really do crucify anyone these days huh

[text] I don't know why but that really means me want to stab you

[text] That movie was awful.

[text] For the love of god please help me

[text] I fucked up. I fucked up really bad.

[text] I'm blocking you.

[text] YOU ONE BRAINCELLED BITCH

[text] I regret swiping right.

[text] Everyone lies on their dating profiles.

[text] That absolutely can't be an actual picture of you.

[text] This forced open my third eye and I saw the devil

[text] I'm like a child in line for the newest fucked up disney ride

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[text] That's just all fucking sorts of fucked up

[text] Why are we here? To suffer? Every other day I get messages that cause pain

[text] In the department of old man fucking, we've got you beat.

[text] have you gotten any work done?

[text] I am beyond shame, try again

[text] You left your left your underwear at my place.

[text] Don't you dare put this on Facebook.

[text] My brother in Christ you're being haunted

[text] I want to wring you like a wet towel and slap you against a wall

[text] The mind is weak but the body is funky

[text] I'm a zombie the law can't stop me.

[text] Jealous of my massive honkers

[text] We left you to die to play minecraft

[text] She would never ever take away one of these stupid fucking hats

[text] I puked all over the Uber driver's backseat.

[text] I just took a screenshot of that and posted it to Reddit

[text] You said you'd be right back and it's been months.

[text] Can't we talk about this face to face?

[text] Yeah, you'll come learn I just have a thing for milk

[text] Why did you like one of my pics from 2014?

[text] Now's as good a time as any to exchange nudes.

[text] Why would you send me an eggplant emoji?

[text] I write five paragraphs, pouring my heart out, and all you reply with is k?!

[text] Who would dare to lie on the internet?

[text] When I die, please delete all my shit off the internet

[text] He's so hot, I briefly started texting like a straight person

[text] And because I'm god and I've decided that; no, in fact, I'm not done.

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[text] I know you love bloopy reggae jams, now is not the time.

[text] You better not be standing catatonic in your room again.

[text] God has abandoned his children but unfortunately for you I pay child support and I will smite thee.

[text]: My neighbor just told me he can fix my water heater for 50 bucks. I’m skeptical.

[text]: Do you have any idea how much it costs to buy apples? I paid 10 dollars for 6.

[text]: I mean, I wouldn’t say I have a problem with buying Squishmallows..

[text]: Hey, so you know how you told me no dog? *sends pic* I don’t do well with no’s.

[text] Stuart Little is a bitch and Remy could take him any day.

[text]: My roommate just said that Lola Bunny is hot. I’m moving out.

[text]: Hey I posted that vid of you drunk, singing Ariana Grande, wearing all black and people said not to do it again. Sorry.

[text]: Do you think the price is ever right? Like, I feel like it’s not.

[text]: I booped your nose. Boop the last five people you texted or–nothing happens really.

[text]: I’m actually in the ER and it’s a long story that involves Best Day Ever from spongebob.

[text]: I fucking hate you–wait you’re not my ex. Who are you?

[text]: You ever ask yourself if birds see a bee and just go ‘wow a bee’? im high.

[text]: sometimes all i think about is–sour patch kids. bet you thought it was you.

[text]: I love you—not as much as I love my dog. But still a lot!

[text]: I found a cat on the way home and now it’s mine. But it hates my guts so this should be fun.

[text]: I have questions about the marvel cinematic universe…how long do you have?

[text]: why do donald duck and winnie the pooh not have to wear pants but other people do?

[text]: Hey you know that show floor is lava? I may have turned the apartment into that..this isn’t a joke, btw. the floor is sticky.

[text]: I bought too much soap off etsy and now I don’t know what to do with it…I smell like Captain America.

[text]: On a scale of one to ten, how many drinks would you need to sleep with me? This isn’t a tiktok trend…or it is.

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your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

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Darth Maul gets arrested during the Siege of Mandalore (19 BBY, colorized)

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MAH CABBAGES!!!!!

#avatar the last airbender #atla #my cabbages #cabbage guy #cabbage merchant #cabbage man #i've been watching atla

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Kirim kemana

...wat?

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Vote Codywan for best leader/right hand ship in this poll I linked