Did you know that when caught fish release chemicals that can cause their meat to spoil?
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It was at that moment that the young girl realized why her parents always locked the hatch to the attic at night. It was also the moment that she realized the babysitter forgot to do it before she went to bed.
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Can't a motherfucker cross the street on their way to the nearest orphanage in peace?
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Actually... it'd be better for both of us if you just stay quiet.
The louder you scream the bigger your last breath was.
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I'm just saying... I'm glad I always pull up to work strapped.
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@thecatsz WhAt ThE fUcK wHaT!?
A slight turn of the handle was all it took for the door to creek open, inviting me inside.
Looks like someone forgot to lock their door, perhaps gutting the family dog will remind them to lock it next time.
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I just had a root canal done today. Hurts but not as bad as my decaying tooth did a few days ago.
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@crunchin That gives me an idea.
A slight turn of the handle was all it took for the door to creek open, inviting me inside.
Looks like someone forgot to lock their door, perhaps gutting the family dog will remind them to lock it next time.
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A slight turn of the handle was all it took for the door to creek open, inviting me inside.
Looks like someone forgot to lock their door, perhaps gutting the family dog will remind them to lock it next time.
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I consume those who would rise against me.
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You know what I love about your house? You leave the backdoor unlocked.
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You chose to go up stairs.
You turn around and head back up the winding staircase. Just looking at that liquid flooding the first floor gives you a eerie feeling. Deciding that descending into the liquid does not look safe you begin your climb back up the stairs. Perhaps if you can reach the building's four you could survey the area around you and make your decision based in that. Your climb up the stairs is interrupted by a loud hiss. You look above to see a cat on the next set of stairs peeking it's head out. It does not blink as it continues to hiss at you with it's teeth barred. You cant go back there is nothing for you back down the stairs, but that cat looks aweful scared and might attack you.
You decide to:
-Continue up the stairs.
-Wait for the cat to leave.
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