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davytheshark · 3 days
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cinematic parallels
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davytheshark · 3 days
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'Life in the hands of Helio'
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Warning for graphic description of gore + injury below
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With his throat slit, blood bubbling up into his mouth and soaking into his white collared shirt, Buddy Dawn struggles in the arms of Kristen Applebee's. His eyes are wide, unseeing, and hands come up to try and grasp onto Kristen as some kind of anchor, mutedly pleading for help.
Kristen's hand hovers above his throat, unable to help him with his death all but promised by his own party leader, Kipperlilly, and her god too far out of reach. She is panicked and resigned to only hold the kid she had hated moments ago. There is no miracle, no burst of light from the crystals in her pocket, when Buddy Dawn dies.
There is a visual parallel, with both Kristen and Buddy being dotted with freckles and something familiar in their eyes. If there had never been 'The Bad Kids', if she'd never asked to be put in detention with the intent to convert people to Helio, would she have ended up the same way?
Buddy had once said "I don't hold on tight, 'cause I'm in someones hand [...] You know Helio is holding onto us tight." but there is no Helio in sight, only Kristen. All that is left is for Buddy to go and meet his so-called-god and ask why he let him die, unaware he will not get an answer.]
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davytheshark · 5 days
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"average hatchetfield citizen dies horribly in three timelines" factoid is actually just a statistical error. average citizen dies horribly in zero timelines. "doomed-by-the-narrative Ted", who works at CCRP Technical and dies in every fucking timeline is an outlier and should not be counted
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davytheshark · 11 days
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Just listened to Trappings Of Starlight
IM SO SCARED. ONE OF MY LITTLE PUPPET BOYS ARE IN DANGER. IM CALLING IT RN, ONE OF THEM IS GONNA DIE.
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davytheshark · 18 days
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HAPPY ⭐️15 YEARS⭐️ STARKID!!!!!!!!!!!!
Y’ALL ARE TOTALLY AWESOME
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davytheshark · 23 days
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OKAY SO I DIDNT EXPECT THIS TO BLOW UP
I’m working on these in my free time so sorry if it takes a while
Pairs that have been requested:
• Ziggs and Emma
• Ted and Tinky
• Gary and Otho
• Ted and Richie
• Dan and Donna
• Sherman and Frank
• Miss Holloway and Duke
Hey guys! I had a cool idea!
Comment any two Hatchetfield characters and I’ll write a little drabble about them!
(please I’m desperate)
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davytheshark · 27 days
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@aroace-elgyem
*Knock Knock Knock*
“Hannah? You in there?”
Sophia leaned against a wall outside the janitors closet of the Roller-Rama. It was Friday, and that meant one thing: Skate Night. She watched the other kids as they flew around the rink, the music blaring and neon lights flashing.
“Daniel’s gonna win all the games again if you don’t come out and show him who’s boss.” she called, glancing back to the rink. It was filled with kids in colorful costumes finally getting the chance to have fun after a week of fighting each other.
She sees the door handle jiggle as Hannah cracks the door. She is wearing her yellow headphones.
“Hi Sophia.”
Hannah looked overwhelmed. She squinted as the bright lights made their way into her hiding spot.
“What’s the matter kid? You’re gonna miss limbo!”
“It’s too loud.” Hannah said. Sophia noticed Hannah’s tensed shoulders and stressed expression. Then, she had an idea.
“How about we get out of here?”
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Hannah wiped her mouth as she finished her slice of banana pie, and gave a smile to the redheaded woman behind the counter.
“Thanks Miss Holloway.”
The woman smiled back and took her empty plate.
“This is way better than fro-yo.” Sophia said, her mouth filled with cherry pie.
After they had paid, they walked back to the Roller-Rama. Hannah looked over at Sophia beside her. She was so happy to have her as a friend.
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davytheshark · 28 days
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HOW WE FEELIN STARKID FANDOM???
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davytheshark · 29 days
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Breaking News: It has been officially announced that the new Starkid musical is being written by Gilderoy Lockhart!
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davytheshark · 29 days
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Hey guys! I had a cool idea!
Comment any two Hatchetfield characters and I’ll write a little drabble about them!
(please I’m desperate)
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davytheshark · 29 days
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JON MATTESON MOUSE???????
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davytheshark · 30 days
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To add to this list because WHYYYYY 😭😭😭:
• “I’m not a loser”
• “I release you.”
• “Spare change for the homeless?”
• “Science and Reason”
• “What’s shakin’ banana?”
JUST AAAAAAAAAA KILL ME NOWWWWWW 😭😭😭😭😭
Normalize crying over seemingly normal phrases. “I used to dance.” No no no god please no “he was watching the fireworks.” Stop it please I am in TEARS. “Taking your advice.” NOOO my heart is on the FLOOR IN TINY LITTLE PIECES
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davytheshark · 1 month
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WAIT WAIT WAIT
i was just reading the comments under the youtube announcement and someone there pointed out this bit of jeff's bio for starkid innit 👀
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davytheshark · 1 month
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thinking about how becky left stanley for dead in the woods. the witch woods. the woods filled with psychic energy. the woods where things grow fast and strong. those woods.
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davytheshark · 2 months
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😂 Am I really that basic???
@ruthflemwad, @peterstankoffski, @hotchocolateboy
Starting a chain!! With this quiz and this Picrew.
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Tagging: @tuff-ponyboy @veggiesforpresident @sleeplessgreaser @fishfishfishfishfishfishfish1 @literallyhim0 @cadesblade @tigergirlpaya @arieshasbrainrot57 and anyone else who wants to do this.
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davytheshark · 2 months
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davytheshark · 2 months
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If I see one more goddamn "{hatchetfield character}tickle headcanons" related post I will be deleting my account
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