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I’ve officially decided to shut down this blog! I’ll still be posting Psych content on my main blog, @marce-mallow I’ll keep this blog un-deleted because I like the axolotl in a bucket for my profile and I want to look at it everyday.

#not a quote #marce-mallow

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Vick: Okay, so here it states you’re creative.

Shawn: Yes.

Vick: Okay... what do you create?

Shawn: Problems

#source: unknown #karen vick #shawn spencer #psych #psych incorrect quotes #incorrect psych quotes #incorrect quotes

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Yang: And this is what the cool kids would call a ‘boom box’

Shawn: why is it ticking

Yang: :)

#source: @heard-in-gotham-city #ms. rotmensen #shawn spencer #psych #psych incorrect quotes #incorrect psych quotes

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Phillip Stubbins: GET ON THE GROUND!

Shawn: Umm, I didn’t hear a ‘please’

Phillip: Uhh... please?

Shawn: No, it’s too late. Give me the gun.

Phillip: WHAT- I JUST-

#phillip is the bank robber in gus walks into a bank #source: vine #phillip stubbins #shawn spencer #psych #pysch incorrect quotes #incorrect psych quotes #incorrect quotes

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Shawn: My name is Shawn Spencer, this is my buddy Burton Guster. Gus for short, Gust for medium.

Shawn: My name is Shawn Spencer, this is my buddy Burton Guster. Gus for short, Gs for shorter.

#found out i did it wrong so i fixed it #source: unknown #shawn spencer #burton guster #psych #psych incorrect quotes #incorrect psych quotes #incorrect quotes

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Young Shawn: Shawn the criminal is about to face justice! Angry throngs turn out to watch his execution! As he is led up the gallows he reflects upon his many heinous crimes. He is not repentant! The noose is put around his neck and tightened! This is the end!

Henry: Oh, knock it off. Some of us have to wear a tie everyday.

#actually forgot about this blog #source: calvin and hobbes #shawn spencer #henry spencer #psych #psych incorrect quotes #incorrect psych quotes #incorrect quotes

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Shawn: ‘Danger’ is my middle name. But I spell it ‘Jacob’.

#source: bob's burgers #shawn spencer #psych #psych incorrect quotes #incorrect psych quotes #incorrect quotes

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Shawn: I wonder if I may be serious for a moment... *makes a funny face and waves his arms in the air* Woo! Hoo! Woo! Woo!

Shawn:

Shawn: Apparently not.

#source: garfield #shawn spencer #psych #psych incorrect quotes #incorrect psych quotes #incorrect quotes

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Shawn, in Old Senora: *wearing cowboy hat and fake mustache*

Gus: Hey, nice mustache!

Shawn: Thanks, I made it.

Gus: Very bushy. What did you use for the hair?

Shawn: *takes off cowboy hat to reveal part of his hair missing*

#source: calvin and hobbes #shawn spencer #burton guster #psych #psych incorrect quotes #incorrect psych quotes #incorrect quotes

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Shawn: You are so cute

Jules: Thanks, I murdered a carebear and ate its heart to be this cute.

Shawn: Well I wasn’t expecting that

Jules: Neither was the carebear

#source: text conversation #shawn spencer #juliet o'hara #shules #psych #psych incorrect quotes #incorrect psych quotes #incorrect quotes

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Shawn: ...Did I do something wrong?

Jules: No. Why do you ask?

Shawn: So sharpening knives at 3:00 am is just a hobby then?

#source: unknown #shawn spencer #juliet o'hara #psych #psych incorrect quotes #incorrect psych quotes #incorrect quotes

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Gus: Isn’t nature thrilling, Shawn?

Shawn: Nature is boring.

Gus: You’re staring at the wall.

Shawn: Then your wallpaper is boring.

#source: garfield #burton guster #shawn spencer #psych #psych incorrect quotes #incorrect psych quotes #incorrect quotes

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Jules: Welcome to salsa class!

Jules: Are you ready to learn how to dance?

Shawn, hiding a bag of tortilla chips: There’s been a misunderstanding—

#source: tumblr #juliet o'hara #shawn spencer #psych #psych incorrect quotes #incorrect psych quotes #incorrect quotes

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[Shawn and Gus]:

Shawn: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Gus: You are my reward.

[Also Shawn and Gus]:

Shawn: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Gus: Damn right I do

#source: unknown #shawn spencer #burton guster #psych #psych incorrect quotes #incorrect psych quotes

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Gus: Wait a minute! We don’t go TOWARDS the scary sound!

Shawn: Yeah we do. We always do.

Gus: I really hate that about us

#my fear is one day someone will comment ‘this is actually from psych lol’ and i’ll feel dumb #source: hopefully not psych #okay i got it #source: how i met your mother #burton guster #shawn spencer #psych #psych incorrect quotes #incorrect psych quotes #incorrect quotes

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Shawn: Let us in

Suspect: No. *slams door shut*

Shawn: *singing terribly* Hello from the outside—

Suspect: *opens door* Shut up and I’ll let you inside.

#source: unknown #shawn spencer #psych #psych incorrect quotes #incorrect psych quotes #incorrect quotes

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Gus: *in shawn takes a shot in the dark* Tell me you’re alive, Shawn. And please tell me you didn’t get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night with your random texts and pictures you were sending me.

#source: unknown #burton guster #shawn spencer #psych #psych incorrect quotes #incorrect psych quotes #incorrect quotes