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demigodofunderworld · 4 years
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Piper: Any bad habit?
New Camper: i used to bite nails.
Jason: I used to eat satplers.
New Camper:.......
New Camper:He is joking right?
Poper and jason: NO!
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demigodofunderworld · 4 years
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Ques: what is precious to you?
Percy: Riptide
Piper: Make-up kit.
Frank: wood
Annabeth: Laptop Charger
Everyone:..........
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demigodofunderworld · 4 years
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demigodofunderworld · 4 years
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Frank: No fireworks this year.
Percy: But why?
Leo: Because Gaea is becoming more hot day by day.
Jason: what?
Annabeth: He wants to say that Global Warming is increasing.
Leo: Exactly!
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demigodofunderworld · 4 years
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Will:How much do you love me?
Nico:I can do anything for you.
Will:can you bring me the stars?
Nico:ohh! Sorry but that's Zeus quality but I can raise dead for you.
Will:Woah!woah! Its okay. No problem.
-Ash
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demigodofunderworld · 4 years
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Anyone:what do you wish most?
Annabeth:I wish that luke was alive.
Percy:I wish riptide could turn into Food items and after eating, it could return back to my pocket.
Annabeth:Are you hungry????
-Ash
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demigodofunderworld · 4 years
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Calypso:How much do you love me.
Leo:As much as you do.
Calypso:It means that you are also just doing time pass.
Leo: yeah....wait what???
-Ash
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demigodofunderworld · 4 years
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Reyna:we need to clean the ceiling but we don't have a ladder.
Hazel:ohh!
*Hazel and Reyna both looks at frank*
Frank:what? I can only turn into animals.
Hazel:How about a Giraffe?
-ASH
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demigodofunderworld · 4 years
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Zeus:see my son,he sacrificed himself for his friends.
Hades:yeah i know.
Posiedon:why don't you sacrifice your throne for us?
Hades:Good idea.
Zeus: GET OUT!!
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demigodofunderworld · 4 years
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*Percy at the end of an interview*
Reporter: any message for the gods.
Percy:Thankyou for fu*king up our lives an-
Annabeth: and fu*k you all.
Reporter: ahh! Mhm! Its cute when you complete each others sentences.
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demigodofunderworld · 4 years
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*Percy and Leo playing wrong answer only*
Percy: why do you love calypso?
Leo: because i only secretly knows that she is an automaton.
*annabeth eavesdropped and listened only leo's answer*
Annabeth:WTF LEO!!
Percy and leo:.....
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demigodofunderworld · 4 years
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*Percy and Annabeth went to a seer*
Seer:you have so much money in your destiny.
Percy:ohh really! How to transfer it to my bank account.
Annabeth:.....
Seer:......
Annabeth: I WANT DIVORCE!
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demigodofunderworld · 4 years
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Chiron:We are going to bring something new to camp.
Annabeth:Coulour boxes?
Percy:Weapons?
Leo:Tools?
Piper:Makeup kit?
*Jason and nico speaks together*
Jason:Bricks? Nico:Seasaw?
Everyone:..........
Chiron:A new camper.
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demigodofunderworld · 4 years
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Jason: Hey Piper which word should i use dolt or dork.
Piper:Its 2am Jason. How u got into my cabin?
Piper:what are you doing?
Jason:I am wirting memes.
Piper:*sit up very enthusiastically*
Piper:Lets write together.
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demigodofunderworld · 4 years
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*Nico is going to camp jupiter for 3 days*
Nico:i will leave tomorrow and you will not act like my mother this time.
Will:I never do that.
*leaving time*
Nico:*leaving*
Will:have you taken your toothbrush.
Nico:.....
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demigodofunderworld · 4 years
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*Percy and Annabeth went on vacation to india*
Percy: Do u know once Mr.D tried to invade india and failed.
Annbeth: oh yes!
Percy(grins):shall we make a try?
Annabeth:.....
Annabeth: WTF!
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