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max is so obsessed with the inchident because it’s his ONE piece of solid evidence that charles is a grade A track terror who gets away with things via a pretty smile and good PR leaving the victim (usually max) to shoulder the blame

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Eddie: Thank you again for talking to Chris about his girl problem.

Buck: Just doing my job.

Eddie: I didn't know there was an agreement in place.

Buck: There is one. I teach him about dating and sports, and you get the emotional part. We agreed that’s how we’d raise our kid.

Eddie: Our kid? Buck, we’re not married.

Buck: Eddie, come on, we’re a little married.

Eddie: I know. I love it.

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I keep imagining red bull having an unofficial set of rules for dealing with Lestappen

Max needs to talk about Charles for at least 3 hours a day for his mental wellbeing

For everyone else’s mental wellbeing there is a rota

Max doesn’t know about the rota, he just tends not to notice if the person he’s talking at is replaced

(The record is 4 different people during one maxplaining session)

If you ever need to distract Max just mention Charles and he’ll forget about whatever he was originally saying

This does not need to be subtle.

You are not allowed to mention Charles Leclerc in any meetings or they will last at least 30 minutes longer than scheduled

You are not allowed to mention karting in front of Max or he will start talking about Charles

Similarly for Ferrari, red, Monaco, ice cream, or anything that might remind him of Charles

If Max is angry or grumpy, the only way to fix this is by listening to him talk about Charles

If you ever see Max talking to Checo about Charles you have to interrupt (Checo has to deal with both of them every race weekend)

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happy one year of 1:40.445 to those (me) who celebrates !!

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inchident inchident inchident inchident. this is a cry for charles.

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Buck vs Shannon (part 1/2)

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sorry, HUH? maybe he truly was the biggest fan.

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he's a runner he's a track star

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Eddie: If I had a nickel for every time I almost died in front of the love of my life, I'd have two nickels — which isn't a lot, but it's kind of weird that it happened twice. Buck: ...The love of your life? Eddie, gently squeezes Buck's hand, smiling softly: Yeah, the love of my life. Buck, shyly: W-wow, yeah, okay.

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Do y'all remember this? this iconic photo and interaction. So

that's Max right there.

And people from Twitter have brought things to my attention like the fact that Max and Charles knew eachother since they were FIVE. fucking five years old. that's like 20 years together

Am i late to the party? omg this changes soooooo many things. i thought they knew each other from back when they were 12 or 13. but it was 5. omg they've known eachother forever. they've been together forever.

also the "inchident" race where charles won? that was the race that made that man leave Max at the gas station. no wonder max was mad for years 😭

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max “unprompted ‘there are some beautiful drivers here’ while playing guess who” verstappen you could just call charles a coward to his face it would be easier

#never ever forget the ‘is he pretty’ buffering #because max sure hasn’t #max verstappen #charles leclerc #lestappen

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GUYS I’M GOING TO THE MIAMI GRAND PRIX

THE SPRINT RACE AND QUALIFYING

THIS TIME NEXT WEEK I’LL HAVE SEEN THEM

#formula 1 #formula one #miami grand prix #sprint race #charles leclerc #max verstappen #best birthday ever #my birthday is technically the week after #I have the same birthday as #yuki tsunoda #this is #I can’t #I’m so #ahhhhh #how is this real #how is this my life #I liked a Charles leclerc reel last July and now I’m going to an F1 race #thank you #instagram reels #and #charles leclerc edit #i love you to the core #lestappen #i’m actually losing it #i’m crying #sobbing #like ahhhh #okay #im done #no im not

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Lestappen + text posts (3/?)

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red & blue

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Chinese Grand Prix 2024 | By Lintao Zhang

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Max: *breathes* Charles: 😀🥰🤭

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It's always so funny to me because if you just look at current lestappen you seemingly have sweet angel - faced pr princess Charles and then supposedly aggressive mad Max, who's terrible but has a soft spot for Charles and has "calmed down in recent years" and if anything Charles befriended Max rather than the opposite.

But if you actually look at their history and personalities you realise that Max is a bit of a socially - awkward person who just wanted to befriend Charles and believed in their shared success, while Charles is a terror that was thinking up 500 different ways to be rid of Max before reaching 18

Max is much better than me because if I’d spent my youth being outwardly terrorised by this close to feral opponent who I still maintained great respect and admiration for only for a great PR campaign to be run to make it seem like it was the OPPOSITE growing up I would probably bite something.