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Megatronus: If we lose, it’s you and me, Pax, against the world!
Orion Pax: Yes!
Megatronus: Two heavily armed mechs in a bunker fighting extradition!
Orion Pax: Oh…
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Transfomers Pokemon Au Pt1?
The following is a nonprofit fanbased story Transformers belongs to hasbro entertainment and Pokemon belongs to netendo, please support the official release!
I gain no profit nor do i own anything other then OCs and whatever spouts from my imagination. Thanks for reading!
“I’m sorry could you run that by us again?” Arcee asked as she and the autobots looked down at their charges; eyeing the odd yellow fuzzy spider in Raf’s arms. that looked like a cross between Bumblebee and a scraplet. “I said she’s a pokemon. they’re creatures who live alongside us on earth.” Jack said as he patted the little creature on it’s head making it purr.
“this Raf’s Joltlik her name is Jolty, she likes sneaking out of her pokeball” The bots still not understanding “pokieball?” Ratchet asked as Raf calmly pulled a small ball from his bag and tapped against Jolty’s head in a flash of light yellow creature was gone Before being called back out again.
“their special devices we use to capture pokemon and train with them.” Optimus put his hand under his chin curiously as he observed the children.
“Training for what?”
“The pokemon league.”
“Explain.”
“It’s league where you, journey from towns to cities battling Gyms and collecting badges, if you defeat all eight leaders then your eligible for the league. and go on to battle the elite 4 then the champion defeat them and your the new champion.”
The bots just stared at the children shocked, “you use creatures to fight your battles? Barbaric!” Ratchet chided as the kids rolled their eyes, The medic was surprised when Jolty growled at him, “it’s not barbaric it’s a learning experience.” Catherine’s intervened “much different from what you’re thinking of Ratchet.” the medic went to say something then a thought occurred to him.
“You a trainer.” The rusty haired woman shook her head as Miko butted “Nope! Doc here is the gym leader of Withazel! The city of nerds!” Both Catherine, Jack and Raf stared at her “ actually it called the city of science and discovery. but, that’s besides the point.” she turned back to the bots.
“There’s nothing barbaric about Pokemon journeys. These three, They’re gonna go far but, only if they never stop learning and have faith in their pokemon. it’ll be a difficult journey full of opportunity and friends old and new, different places to see. but, if they keep moving foward.”
Her green caught Ratchet’s optics his fans silently clicked on as Catherine looked back at the kids “Speaking of foward, I believe you kids have somewhere to be?” she said as the kids looked down the Xphones “Holy Crud We’re gonna be late for the train!” the kids immediately went to the groundbridge “can you open this!? please!”
Raf asked frantically as the bots looked confused “What’s the hurry?” Bulkhead asked as the kids kept looking at the time! “We’re leaving Jasper dude!we were just visiting” Optimus looked concerned.
“Where are you going? why are you going by yourselves?”
“Ozwell town, our next gym is there! and Raf has to pick up his pokedex and starter!”
“But, I thought Joltlik was his partner?”
“She is he caught her. but we’re allowed carry only six pokemon on our team, since raf was in trainer-school for most of the year. he now has to go Ozwell and meet with Prof. Quirk to get his license and starter pokemon.”
The autobot leader didn’t seem to keen on letting them go by themselves “Do, your parents know about this?” He asked the kids nodded “yep they encouraged it, since they went through the same thing when they were our age.” Jack said as Ratchet reluctantly opened the briged as Catherine smiled at him.
“well, I’ll be on my way back to Withazel, I look forward to seeing you three there.” with that Catherine took the elevator to the roof, as the kids step through the portal and sighed in relief to see Ratchet had bridge them to the train station “Let’s go guys!!”
Miko cheered as Raf and Jack nodded as they ran to the magna-rail. within two hours the were in Ozwell as Jack finished calling his mom to tell her they got there safe, not noticing the yellow Urbana and blue motorcycle and green SUV watching them from afar.
Later at the Ozwell lab.
“Well, look who it is! wittle Darby and his baby squad!”
“Ugh! what are you doing here Vince?”
“Nothing, just looking for some wimp to battle looks I found 3 for 1.”
“Look Vince we’re not here start anything just let us through or-”
The redheaded bully burst out laughing “or what? Vince points at Raff "Four-eyes and his little bug gonna squash me? oh I’m soo scared!~” he mock cried before Miko stepped forward only for Jack to hold her back,
Vince just snorted before Raff looked down at Jolty who looked determined to battle as the 12 year old nodded, “Y'know what? I will!” Both his friends and bully looked surprised, “Come again shortie I don’t think I heard you?”
Raff stood up straighter “I said I’ll do it Jolty and I will battle you right now!” the tween said confidently as Jack and Miko looked concerned. “ Alright you’re on shortie!” Vince sneered as he walked out to the small playground across the road. as Miko spoke up.
“Raf are you sure about this?”
“Yep, I’m sure you don’t have to worry guys.”
“But,You and Jolty have never-.”
“Miko trust me on this we’ll be fine.”
Raff assured her as Jolty squealed in agreement as the three followed after Vince, who was standing confidently across from Raf and Jolty as Jack announced the rules 1 round 1 on 1 battle last Pokemon standing wins, “Go, get'em Jolty!” Raff ordered as his little partner jumped in to the ring, Vince snorted as he took out a pokeball “Go Golisopod!” he yelled as a large humanoid bug appeared from the ball, both Jack and Miko cringed,
“what’s with the faces?” a female asked as Miko awkwardly explained “He’s a water type against electric type,” she didn’t both to see who was asking “But, that’s good right?” a male voiced said Jack did a so-so gesture
“Yes and no, their both bugs so any bug type move would be almost ineffective, to Golisopod who is on a high level then Jolty.” the three spectators hummed curiously as they watched the battle, So far it looked like Vincent was going to win.
Raf kept ordering Jolty to use Stringshot and dodge whatever Golisopod threw at her which was mostly (Watergun and Brine), it wasn’t till she took a direct hit from a Beat-up did it look like it was all over.
When suddenly Golisopod froze “Golisopod what’s wrong? beat her up!?” Vince ordered but, his pokemon didn’t move “Looks like Jolty’s special ability just activated!” Raff said with a smile as his bully looked confused before look down at his pokedex. “that’s right static! Golisopod is paralyzed!” the tween watched as Jolty jumped to her feet as her looked around the field;
there was a reason he had her keep covering the field in silk and water whick Golisopod was currently covered in “Jolty use thunderbolt!” Jolty screeched in compliment and zapped Vince’s Golisopod causing a huge flash and smoke cloud when the smoke cleared Golisopod as passed out.
as Jack stood up “Golisopod is unable to battle, Jolty and Raf win!” as Miko jumped up and cheered along with their audience, as the tween went up to his partner “You did great Jolty! I’m proud of yo-” Raf froze when his pokemon started glowing ask the group watched, the same lady spoke up.
“What’s happening to her?!”
“Nothing, Jolty’s evolving…”
“Evolving?”
“It’s what happens when a Pokemon’s power reaches a certain level, no one really knows how it happens.”
The glowing stopped as Jolty appeared different she was bigger, stronger looking as she happily looked up at her trainer {Galvantula!} Raf looked ready to cry before Vince broke up the moment he was pissed “How the hell could I have lost!” My pokemon was bigger and stronger then yours!!“
He stopped short when Miko sent out her Pangoro and Jack sent out his Feraligator the two glowered at the redheaded bully who backed away "Yeah…but, not Ours bully.” Miko said with a try me b-tch look on her face when someone started clapping.
“okay! good show!” the teens looked over to the swings and saw a brown haired woman, wearing a maintenance uniform and lab coat walking towards them, “Who the heck are you old hag?” the redhead sneered as the woman shot him a look that could melt paint off a car. “Oh, forgive me I’m Prof. Quirk.”
Vince blanched and stuttered an apology and ran away with his bruised ego between his legs. Prof. Quirk then turned to kids “And you must be Jack,Miko and Raff?” she said the kids blinked surprised that she knew their names.
“Gates said you’d be coming. though she didn’t mention your friends.”
“Friends? Vince is a jerk and no friend of ours!”
“I meant the three behind you.”
“Huh? woah who the?…wait.”
The kids got a good look at the three strangers behind then “Bee, Bulk, Arcee? is that you?” the three awkwardly nodded as the kids pulled them into a huddle “What are you guys doing here…and how are you human?”
Jack hissed as the femme spoke “1. we were worried, and 2 Holo-avatars.” Miko rolled her eyes “and you’re just tell us now!?” she said trying to whisper as Bulkhead nervously scratched the back of his head.
“That, and Optimus wanted to see how you battle.” the teens gawked and looked around curiously for the semi-truck, but couldn’t locate him “ He’s not here, he asked us to record the battle” Arcee said as Bee used his cell phone to type-out
{He’ll probably have mix-feeling about it, but, I thought you were awesome!} The scout smiled happily as Raff smiled back appreciably “Thanks Bee that means alot!”
someone cleared their throat and the six of them un-huddled to see Prof.Quirk staring at them “So, Are you ready to come to my lab or-” the three trainers jumped when they remembered what they came for “Oh, Right Raff let’s go!” Miko grabbed his hand as her Pangoro and Jolty followed after them, while Jack stayed behind.
“Tell Optimus if he’s free to stop by the gym tomorrow. if he really wants to see a battle.” Arcee nodded as the three bots deactivated their holoforms and returned to base while Jack looked at his Feraligator smirked “let’s go big guy.” his pokemon gave him a toothy grin and followed him.
(Don’t know if I’ll make a part 2 of this pokeformers thing. maybe!)
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Sentinel Prime: The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well-made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.
Bumblebee: You mean while I'm sleeping in it?
Sentinel Prime: You won't have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you'll be doing.
[The recruits all look at each other bemused.]
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Starscream: My tactics were flawless! And yet my forces lay decimated!
{Starscream is playing Warhammer with Wheeljack, Thundercracker and Brainstorm..]
Brainstorm: *snickering* Because you left your Beastman exposed to Thundercracker’s Chaos dwarf!
Thundercracker: Prepare knave for-
Starscream: *hold up his null-ray* Call me knave again....
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[as Imelda and her friend drive off]
Officer Lucky Diaz: Yessir, looks like we got ourselves an old-fashioned car chase!
[he pops a tape into his stereo. Lesley Gore starts singing: “Sunshine, Lollipops, and…”]
Officer Lucky Diaz: Rainbows, everything that’s wonderful is what I feel, when we’re together! Brighter than a lucky penny, when you’re near dear,
[Hector sitting in the backseat joins in]
Hector & Lucky: the rain clouds disappear, dear, and I feel so fine, just to know that you are mine!
[cut to later]
Officer Lucky Diaz: We’re in pursuit of two female suspects. One is wearing a purple dress, pearls, and has a long salt and pepper braid.
{Hector whose now sitting in the front-seat.}
Hector : A salt and pepper braid? Hee hee – what a freak! *realizes and screams* DIOS MIO!…it’s Imelda! She’s become a crazed criminal just because I didn’t take her to the ballet. *sobs*
Officer Lucky Diaz: That’s exactly how Dillinger got started!
Hector: Really?
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I'm never getting over cyberverse s1 ep 15
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Two days into Prof. Sumdac’s capture by the decepticons and he just witnessed Blitzwing *random* pretending to be El Ka-bong, Just bash Starscream over the head with a giant neon guitar sign he stole from Las Vegas.
Lugnut: (to Prof. Sumdac) Blitzwing had what you organics call a stroke a few years ago...
Megatron: He didn’t really, we just say that to explain his...personalities.
Blitzwing 💫: zhe peanut iz neizher a pea nor a nut!
*awkward silence*
Lugnut: (to Sumdac) So...you’re a human?
Blizwing 🥶: Vait... it iz a nut!
#Source: the critic#transformers animated#the decepticons#tfa megatron#tfa starscream#blitzwing#lugnut#prof. Sumdac
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Optimus Prime: Sentinel Look, you’re gonna be around for a long time.
Sentinel Prime: How can you be so sure?
Optimus Prime: Because, I’ve angered the Karma Gods, and you’re my punishment.
#source: corner gas#transformers animated#incorrect transformers quotes#tfa optimus prime#tfa sentinel prime
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Bumblebee: You find me annoying, right?
Ratchet: I do.
Bumblebee: Thank you.
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kills you with his horrible taste in music
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Sideways : Oh excused me, I had a meeting with Lord Megatron yesterday, but I had a little space-bridge trouble.
Bliztwing Icy❄ : Sorry, he's busy now.
Sideways : Can I reschedule?
Blitzwing Random 💫 : Hmm, how about June 50th?
Sideways :.... Sorry?
Blitzwing Random 💫: Do jou think jou could come back today at 2:65? He's available zhen.
Sideways: *bemused* What is going on?
Blitzwing Random 💫: Looks like the only othzer day he has open is Marchtember voneteenth. Does that vork, sir?
* a call comes in from Shockwave, Random answers than hangs up, Sideways confused just backs out of the room, Meanwhile Megatron’s “business” is hiding out in his throne room watching soap operas.*
#Source: parks and rec#transformers animated#blitzwing#megatron#cyclonus#shockwave#TFA#incorrect transformers quotes
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MTMTE reaction to human eating ice like chips?
Y/n was video chatting a friend on earth, her tablet was attached to this little hover board thingy Brainstorm made for her, Of course some of the more nosy bots, [Rodimus,Whirl,Tailgate and Brainstorm were curiously listening in.] they seemed to be talking about the current situation on earth, Y/n’s calls home were more frequent before…
Currently they were talking about movies, and how drive-ins have been making a big comeback, when F/n saw what Y/n was eating ice and snorted. “What?” the y/hc woman asked pouring some ice into her mouth a couple other bots were now listening [Perceptor,Ratchet, Thunderclash and Cyclonus.] “Nothing, Must hard being the only human on that ship.” They chuckled, again Y/n and the bots were lost on what her friend was getting at.
“Well you what they say about women and chewing ice?~”
“They’re Iron deficient?”
Tailgate: [whispering to Ratchet] Humans eat Iron?
Ratchet: Well, Technically yes, Just not in…OH! *He’s just realizing what F/n was getting at.*
“No, Girl whens the last time you were on a date?”
“Like I’dunno four years agooo….oh my god! really?”
“Don’t put those thoughts in my head man/woman!” F/n starts laughing hysterically while the bot’s minus Ratchet were befuddled, the medic cringed as he saw their optics dimmed, knowing they were looking up.
“a Woman eating Ice means?’
Suddenly there was a lot of venting and the bar’s temperature spiked up, which didn’t go unnoticed by Y/n; who’s prone to heat exhaustion felt dizzy by the room’s sudden shift in temperature. “F/n I’m gonna have to cut this short…I think I need to lay down.” F/n commented the y/ht woman looked like she was gonna be sick! The y/nat woman nodded and hung up.
Ratchet to the rescue! “Come on Y/n You can cool down in the med-bay.” the medic picked the liaison up and carried her out of Swerve’s, Brainstorm now curious Y/n body’s reaction to certain temperatures got up to follow but got yelled at by Perceptor who told him to “sit his aft back down!”, Needless to say Y/n was very very confused the next day to find a bunch of dating requests from random bots …and one body temp exam from Brainstorm on her Comm feeds.
#transformers#mtmte/lostlight#bots react#transformers x reader#ratchet#perceptor#Brainstorm#tailgate#Rodimus Prime#whirl#cyclonus#Thunderclash
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Can you please write me a Drift soulmate AU?
[Set in the Compass AU, a tattoo resembling a compass appears on your wrist when you turn fifteen,when you find your soulmate the compass turns into a random picture like: a flower,bird, tree. etc, Reader is in her late teens 18-19 early twenties.]
Y/n was sad as she looked around the park at all the happy couples on dates playing with their children, soulmates all of them she could tell, by the way their compasses had shifted into beautiful images of hearts, roses and feathers.
The y/ht woman sighed miserably as she looked down at her compass;Stuck North frozen never moving… She remembered being so excited when it first appeared, but now? it just serves as a bitter reminder of how lonely she was…
Her compass It never moved. Ever, at firs Y/n’s friends and family tried to take her on vacations to foreign destinations, Italy,Alaska, France…and random areas and parties to see if the compass would move, nothing worked… then they suggested maybe her soulmate wasn’t born yet? which would make sense, if they were dead then the compass would be broken. But if it’s what her friends says is true and her soulmates not even born yet….
Y/n’s stomach was in knots, the thought of being almost two decades older than her soulmate! she’d be seen as a creep! a cradle robber! and probably to old have kids if she wanted any that is. The y/hc woman felt like crying as she took a sip from her ice coffee. Not noticing her compass going nuts the old lady taking a seat next to her did however.
“Oh my dear, your compass sure is active today.”
Y/n looked at the old woman like she just spoke in an alien language. “Hm?” the old lady tapped on her wrist which had a tattoo of a faded hare. “Your compass dear, It’s on the move your Soulmate must be near by.” Y/n’s brows furrowed as she looked down at her wrist, and the arrow was moving!
The y/nat woman blinked a few times wondering if this was trick, she grabbed a lighter out of her purse and lit it under her hand and hissed feeling the flame burn her skin…*Holy crap, Oh crap this isn’t a dream! It’s really happening!* she sat up from the bench, hugged the old woman who was in shock watching Y/n burn her hand not a moment earlier. “Thank you!” the y/ht said before taking off in the direction the arrow was pointing.
Y/n walked down the sidewalk looking down at her compass and followed it’s directions then watched as it suddenly went from N to NE right next to her before speeding down S, Confusing the girl as a white sports car drives passed her, It stopped suddenly as it’s right side-mirror adjusted to look at Y/n.
The car pulled a U-turn and come to a crawl beside her, Y/n was confused why her compass stopped suddenly and heard a loud rev, causing her to jump. looked at the car then her compass then at the car again. “Ummm, H-hello?” she cringed at how nervous she sounded as she stared at her reflection in the car’s the dark tinted windshield.
The passenger side silently opened causing Y/n to fidget, they wanted her to get in the car? Well Tough luck! soulmate or not she wasn’t getting into some stranger’s car!
“Look, pal I have wanted to meet you for while now, but I’m not getting in until show me your face!”
“I..afraid I can’t do that,”
“…Why?”
“It’s complicated, just trust me.”
Y/n contemplated this and swallowed before going over to the passenger side and got before looking over at the driver side and gasped, No driver! “W-what going?! where are you?!” She said panicking as the car drove towards a brick wall causing Y/n scream and close her eyes expecting pain but…. Nothing happened? the terrified woman opened her eyes to see they were in a desert? How did they get here? Why did this thing bring her here?
The passenger door opened the y/nay woman wasted no time scrambling out of the car she was about to demand whoever was behind this to return her home, thinking this was all some sick prank… She’ll have to figure out how they made her compass move? It was still pointing at that damn demon car!
Then Y/n heard this noise metal shifting on metal… she turned and saw the car was gone and in it’s place was this giant robot that looked at her sheepishly, her y/ec eyes widened to the size of dinner plates, as it crouched down and held out causing Y/n to back way, at seeing this the robot almost looked sad?
“Don’t be afraid of me, please I wanted to meet you too.”
He said Y/n reluctantly stepped forward and if her eyes weren’t wide then they sure were now, she saw a compass on the robot’s wrist pointing directly at her! She cautiously brought her hand to touch it and sudden the was a short flash cause Y/n and the robot to cover the eyes when the flash gone, the y/ht woman was shocked to see a tattoo in her compass’s place it was sword with a f/c rose growing around it, Robot’s tattoo matched hers.
“Well, this it certainly not how I though it go, what about you?…”
“My name Drift, and I suspected my soulmate was somewhere just not on my planet.”
“I’m Y/n …Hold Up, you’re an alien, they exist?”
“That’s first thing you want to talk about? Not what took me so long?”
Truth be told yes, Y/n would like to know why her giant sword wielding soulmate too so long to find her, but dude aliens! He later introduced her to Rodimus and Ratchet, the young Prime was happy for his friend and excited to meet her, while Ratchet though happy was annoyed Drift used the ground/space bridge for something so minor, Y/n had the pleasure of introducing Drift to her parents. Her father said nothing and fainted, while her mother declared how happy she was to finally have a son-law ,what he does for a living? Does being an intergalactic mercenary count as a job? Because that what Drift does and Y/n loves it!
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Hello! there I’ve returned! sorry for the long ass hiatus, I just…real life is b*tch okay? But I’m back! in the Transformers game, so I’m going to try and put a dent in my inbox before I open it again!
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IT’S FINALLY DONE-
What was supposed to be a quick sketchy barely-a-comic became… this lmao.
Anyway, I wanted to do something based on this feral Optimus sketch I did a bit back, and may or may not have thought up a story surrounding it that I may or may not write properly in the future.
Explanation/backstory behind the cut!!
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