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devils-malady · 17 hours
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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
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devils-malady · 3 days
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Looking at it from a medical standpoint, Lydia is gonna have a long time with her body readjusting to the lack of heightened cortisol all the time and it's GONNA SUCK.
BROOOO IT’S THE RAGE THAT KILLS THEM OH MY GOD
It’s like with Lydia how he keeps talking about how rage isn’t just an emotional thing it’s physical, it’s like increased levels of cortisol, increased blood pressure— ohhh I just realized while typing this that the whole point was that their blood was so PRESSURIZED that it turned into diamond oh my GOD
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devils-malady · 6 days
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devils-malady · 8 days
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THE LIVE SHOW IN GLASGOW WAS SO GOOD!!
I lost my voice like 10 minutes in. My wife FINALLY got to see why Emily Axford is my favourite ttrpg player.
I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE THE RECORDINGS OF ALL THE SHOWS THEY DO ON THIS TOUR!!
I won't mention the theme unless someone specifically asks though.
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devils-malady · 10 days
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SAME! SAME!
Ahhhh I get to see Dimension 20 Live tomorrow! THIS IS GONNA BE SO COOL!!!!!!!
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devils-malady · 19 days
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Bobby Dawn triggered my religious traumatized teenage Fight response.
I would kneecap that man in a Denny's parking lot at midnight after a punkshow, FOR SURE.
Come on down, Bobby, I will Lay On Hands to Throw These Hands, you piece of evangelical shit.
You’ve really gotta hand it to Brennan because Bobby Dawn had what, 3 lines between the end of this ep and the preview?
And EVERYONE wants this motherfucker dead already.
You know you’ve mastered the Southern Evangelist voice when just a single sentence makes me feel like nails are dragging down the chalkboard of my soul.
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devils-malady · 24 days
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Aabria being a fuckin' goddess for giving me a timeframe on the next Arc. Just started listening, listened in about a week and a half of work shifts, joined the patreon for extra content but already itching bad for more of the Wizard, the Witch, and the Wild One.
9 days away from the premiere of Chapter 3!
Fun fact: the 2nd "clear the room for a DM/PC one-on-one scene" occurs in this upcoming episode!
The first was Eursulon's conversation with The Pilgrim Under Stars in the finale of Chapter 2!
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devils-malady · 26 days
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y’all remember being 15? That was fucked up
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devils-malady · 1 month
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My new favorite excuse for not jumping on new trends or bandwagons is 'I'm 30.' No more explanation needed because anyone under 30 just thinks I'm old and everyone over 30 understands implicitly
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devils-malady · 1 month
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I was not prepared.
I caught up on my usual podcasts and remembered Worlds Beyond Number so I started it. Cut to me holding back full sobs in an engineering assembly warehouse listening to the first episode.
@quiddie @worldsbeyondpod how could you go THIS hard!? I was NOT prepared
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devils-malady · 1 month
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Got the first hint of a romance trigger in my evil durge honor mode run, so:
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devils-malady · 2 months
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Okay so Backstreet Boys not only modernized Monster Fuckers for young millennials but it also looks like they probably had a lot of fun with this music video.
Everybody || Backstreet Boys
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devils-malady · 2 months
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If Samuel Reich (I don't know his full name, I've decided it's that) did this to me I'd start Sobbing on camera full on, shoulders shaking and make him feel horrible
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devils-malady · 2 months
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"Or is your tongue too scorched from exploring that hellhole" sent me
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If you cheat on Minthara with Mizora all option.
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devils-malady · 2 months
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Riz, you fucking cracked it!
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devils-malady · 2 months
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And there's a none zero number of them that start singing "Fabian's mom has got it going on" like a fuckin' national anthem.
Can't wait for Hallariel and Gilear to come back to Seacaster Manor only to find that their home is now essentially a youth community centre.
Studying! Dance and Music! Martial students use the Seacasters' training grounds and equipment! Fabian hires a life guard because so many kids want to use his pool! Kids who don't have enough food at home know that they can go to the Manor and order whatever they want and Fabian won't even notice the charges!
Fabian basically starts a YMCA in his house.
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devils-malady · 2 months
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Emily on NADDPOD: I'm gonna give my husband a hard time, but not take it too far. I know how hard he works on this show, and I love and support him.
Emily on Dimension20: I will destroy this man's plans, strip him of his pride, and cast him low. My name is Emily Axford, Queen of DnD; Look upon my works, ye DM, and despair.
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