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2016-2019 Hamilton fanfics were wild. King George would be a bus driver to American Revolution High School, where Washington was a fatherly teacher to the bullied and abused tweak Hamilton and his little gang of sad gay friends 💀

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The year is 2016. Imagine me with my face pressed against the microwave window looking somewhat devilish; I'm 12, almost thirteen; I'm wearing my Justice monkey-with-a mustache t-shirt, I only brushed my teeth when my mom reminded me to . I am staring through that Hamilton Beach Microwave window at my pretty little mini milk chocolate as they melt into chocolate stew in my Hello-Kitty cereal bowl.

Life is good.

#gen z humor #maybe delete later #yeah definitely deleting later

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All of the animosity between the Greeks and Romans that went on for centuries could have all been solved if they had ao3.

Imagine the Romans commenting on Homer’s page being like “HE’S TOO OP TONE IT DOWN”

#kittychats #classics #ancient greece #ancient rome #roman history #greek history #literature #ao3 #the odyssey #the illiad

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Real talk: Modern day Hamilton would wear socks and sandals, with the caveat that they are 800 dollar Birkenstocks with gold leaflets stuck to them, paired with silk stockings that just fall below his knees.

#american history #amrev #alexander hamilton #hamilton musical #kittychats

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I'm really excited for this!

collab with @crumblybizzkit! fic in which ham's guilt over the affair with maria reynolds and his general miserable mental state lead to him developing an ed in the summer of 1791

But The World Still Spins (But Not For I)

Amid Hamilton's affair with Maria Reynolds, his guilt and complicated feelings about his own self-image come to haunt him.

chapter 1 now up!

#alexander hamilton #american history #amrev

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I received this in the newsletter from Mount Vernon and I thought that I should let it get some love on tumblr

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History fans be like: "Yeah that's my scrimblo babygirl blorbo"

And the "babygirl" in question is a decaying, sad, middle aged man who's lived through the horrors of the world.