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Them <3

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Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

#going to run into the forest yet again

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I refuse to exist more than necessary today

#doctor who #eleventh doctor

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Doctor Who without context

#no one ever ask me why this is my fav show #you'll just hear garbled noises of enthusiasm #dw #doctor who #13th doctor #jodie whittaker

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What makes the farmer of Stardew Valley so... different?

What made the Junimos believe this twenty-something loser could be their saviour?

Why does everyone accept their behaviour, and choose to believe they're a friend when their behaviour is almost stalkerish?

Why did Mr Qi believe they were interesting enough to meet?

When anyone else visits the old community centre, they find an abondened building with rotted wood beams and plants growing through the floor, but when the Farmer explores, the spirits of a different world greet them at the door.

Everyone knows of these legendary fish, rumoured, but never seen. The Farmer can find them all with unnatural ease. Willy has worked in the fishing industry for his whole life and he only knew of their existence, and has not once been able to find one.

The explosive force of several kilos of dynamite should be enough to shred a person to pieces, but, it just knocks them around a little.

Aliens crash landed on his property. The witch cursed his farm, the skeletons cursed his luck. The fairies gave him blessings in return.

Why is it that when anyone else looks down, they see dirt, but when the Farmer looks, they find an ancient fossil of unknown origin? Why does regular food and drink change them at the atomic level?

Is it a blessing or a curse to be at the centre of the vortex, forever forced to play out century-old vendettas and be the change in a thousand lives? Wherever the farmer goes, the world moves with them, twisting itself around to curse and appease them as much as possible. Is the Farmer drawn to the supernatural, or is it the supernatural that finds the farmer so alluring?

And everywhere they go, Mr Qi watches, and waits.

#this this this #the SV discourse we needed all along #stardew valley #stardew #sdv #cryptid

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we need more dials and knobs and levers again. this world is lacking in dials and knobs and levers. it's one of our biggest issues.

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MUSHROOMS!!!!!!

#MY CELIUMS!!!! #stardew valley

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Parallels <3

#twelve lovey angst for the people you'd die for #save me #doctor who #12th doctor #peter capaldi #clara oswald #river song

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pre-fame hozier tweeting this casually in 2012 like it isn’t the best fucking joke i’ve ever heard in my life, decimating all my brain cells instantly

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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

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its always amy pond the girl who waited and never bill potts waited ten years for the doctor to save her from cyber conversion and he missed her by a few hours

#weeping on site #doctor who #twelfth doctor #bill potts

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s10e05, oxygen // s11e07, kerblam!

lol. lmao even

#twelfth doctor my beloved #thirteen you were meant to be the beautiful genderfluid femme disruptor 😔 #doctor who #twelfth doctor #thirteenth doctor

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“hey bruh lemme stuff this toilet with ps1′s. im gone kill the tumblr game with this one”

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The Power of the Doctor

#but what about rusty 🥺

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I will regret my existence tomorrow