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Found this lil set in a gift store on campus. I squirrelled so quickly my guys. So quickly.

#james bond #007 Merch #gift set

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For all of us about to go ham wild creating for the 007 fest (and all of us spending hours sitting normally at work/home)

Undo the Damage of Sitting

#ergonomics #stretching #taking care of your human suit

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I am looking RESPECTFULLY thankyouverymuch

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Daniel Craig: SNL bumper photo

#daniel craig #james bond #snl

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I know a lot of you guys are based in the UK. Stay safe darlings!

IMPORTANT PSA

Please share for UK residents!

The public alert will go off on Sunday 23rd April at 3PM (15:00) BST.

The decision to issue the alert was made against the advice of NGOs who warned this could put vulnerable people in danger. Please spread the message.

#psa #britain #united kingdom #uk #boost

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Thinkin’ about married 00Q

Thinking about how they have rings because at heart Bond does like being a little traditional, and Q isn’t immune to the Romance Of It All

Thinking about how Bond can never be just one person; who he is at home can never be who he is in the field, and who he is in the field should never be who he brings home

(Thinking about how he might be more successful with one of those things than the other)

Thinking about how Q is always the gateway between those two people. Bond gives Q his ring before he leaves on a mission, to keep safe. Q gives Bond a gun and his gear before he leaves on a mission, to keep safe

(Thinking about how one of them is definitely more successful at this than the other)

Thinking about how at the end of a mission when Bond comes home, he hands over whatever is left of his kit and Q exchanges it for Bond’s ring, putting it back where it belongs, bringing Bond back to where he belongs

Y’know. Just thinking thoughts

#00Q #james bond #quartermaster #thoughts fic #reblog #I love this 💕💕💕

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008: Mission Report

Thanks to @prismatic-bell, our very own Agent 0018 for the prompt!

James re-orientated his map.

“It says here that this used to be their treasury.” He squinted at the entrance that was carved into rock thousands of years ago. “It doesn’t look well-guarded. We could probably-”

“James!” Felix had the good sense to know two things in this moment. One, if it’s not well-guarded, or not guarded at all, then there’s not usually any treasure involve. And two, if he didn’t stop his husband’s train of thought right now, they’d be knee deep in trouble by nightfall.

James, on the other hand, had the good sense for once to quit while he was still in Felix’s good books. “I was going to say ‘We could probably go for dinner without working out the best way to get in.’” Felix chuckled quietly, “Good save.”

“Thank you.” James came around to stand behind Felix, close enough to rest his head on his husband’s shoulder and still hold the map up in front of them.

Here they were, two retirees learning to lean in to all the little touches without constantly looking over their shoulders. Finally, in the shadow of Petra’s great cliffs, they found a calm.

#Team00 #007Fest #doubleoh7q writes #00Felix #James Bond #Felix Leiter #fic

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They’ve waited long enough.

#THEY DESERVE THIS!!! #and anyawen deserves all the love for writing this 💕💕 #00Q #James Bond #Quartermaster #fic #reblog

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An AU where M (Olivia) sends Bond to Sex Addicts Anonymous. Bond being super annoyed, flirts with literally everyone, everyone being MI5/6 employees.

Only to be stopped and harshly scolded by his Quartermaster, Q, who happens to be the counselor of the group. Bond not knowing that and being his usual snarky self responds with,

Bond: If I knew you had addiction to sex Q, we could've been shagging months ago.

Q: Charming Mr. Bond....But I am far from an addict.

Bond: I could make you one.

Q: Mr. Bond I'm your counselor, I'm also Asexual.

Bond: If you're Asexual so am I. We both know how jazzed up I make you, Quartermaster. If anything you're Bondsexual.

Q: Bond... sexual... I'm sorry to say Mr. Bond I am not one of your many Bond Girls let alone Boys. I wouldn't be attracted to you even if we were the last humans on this planet.

Bond: So that wasn't you that moaned out my name, over coms last week?

Q: I- .....

Bond: Is there where you tell me to see you in your office after class, Mr. Q?

Q: *Silently seethes*

And Bond does infact visit Q after class. And he does infact get his happy ending with Q over a desk.

Q not actually Asexual but only saying it to get Bond to leave him alone, so his crush for him wouldn't be shown.

But after the frist meeting, as Bond's sex addict counselor, Q helps Bond's addiction by letting him indulge in it with him, everynight, evening, and day. Them soon after starting to daye because Bond has another problem, he doesn't like sharing things he loves.

#00Q #fic #James Bond #Quartermaster #reblog #okay but I love this op just like pure little shit bond being all *you can’t stop me* #and Q like *you know what I might as well se what the fuss is about ahhhh shit I love him now * #M on the sidelines either going *godammit 007!* OR giggling maniac lay over a glass of scotch because they played matchmaker lmao

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DrabbleFest 2022: 11/31: Moon

Tanner laughed, stumbling a little as he became Q's support beam. They'd had a very good Friday night. "'m not saying I love him or nothing but!" Q suddenly grabbed Tanner's face, willing him to understand. "His eyes are so oceany. There like two little moonpools. Moonpools Bill!" Tanner laughed and Q's serious demeanour broke wide open at the sound. They spent the time waiting for their taxi giggling away like school children. And they weren't much better in the taxi itself. Q rested his head on Tanner's shoulder in the back of the car. 'Might love him a little."

#A Drabble A Day Keeps The Villains at Bay #31 fest drabbles 2022 #Quartermaster #drabble #Team00 #007Fest #doubleoh7q writes #Bill Tanner

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be prepared for an influx of edits because I'm sad and this is how I cope

NTTD spoiler warning btw

#How DARE you break my heart like this???? #It’s beautiful but now I’m 😭 #nttd spoilers #video #edit #reblog

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DrabbleFest 2022: 10/31: Gadget

This was one of those times M decided it was better not to know. He could certainly hear something going very wrong in Q branch. Sounds of people running around and at least a dozen boffins using some choice language to describe a certain double-oh that apparently toppled some new-fangled gadget. Mallory should probably do his job and go in to dole out a consequence or two, but the thing is he really didn't care to. So, he just kept walking. After all, technically, he didn't see a thing and his ear weren't what they used to be you see.

#A Drabble A Day Keeps The Villains at Bay #31 fest drabbles 2022 #drabble #Team00 #007Fest #doubleoh7q writes #Gareth Mallory

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DrabbleFest 2022: 9/31: Waiting

"Finally! What kind of time do you call this?"

Q had spent the better part of the last twenty-four hours waiting, cut off from his husband. No signals, no phone call or text message. Not a single flag or smoke signal raised. It was the longest stretch of time they'd ever been completely out of contact and now he was here in their office five hours late. Where had he been? What happened? He seemed fine save for a few cuts and bruises, all par for the course after having known his agent so long.

"I'd call this home time."

#A Drabble A Day Keeps The Villains at Bay #31 fest drabbles 2022 #Quartermaster #drabble #Team00 #007Fest #doubleoh7q writes

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DrabbleFest 2022: 8/31: Learn

“DON’T TOUCH THAT!”

Maurice jumped back at such an alarming rate that it took him 30 seconds of absolute sheer panic to realise the disembodied warning had not been directed at him.

Thank god.

He looked towards the offending party to see a man holding his hand but a hair’s width above something that was definitely dangerous. The offender had the audacity to meet their quartermaster’s eye and smirk.

“Don’t you trust me, Q?” the idiot taunted.

“No.” Q replied. “I don’t.”

“Fine.” The man sighed. “Then I’ll just sit quietly in total silence.”

“Careful James, you’re learning to behave.”

#A Drabble A Day Keeps The Villains at Bay #31 fest drabbles 2022 #Quartermaster #drabble #Team00 #007Fest #doubleoh7q writes

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DrabbleFest 2022: 7/31: Steal

“Psssssssssssttttt! I think he’s a thief!” Tanner tried to shout at his moral support.

Eve whispered back, amused. “Tanner, he’s a dentist.”

“He stole my tooth!”

“Yes, dear.” Technically, he’d just given the tooth one last wiggle after a particularly explosive incident in Q branch.

“He just took it an- and ran!” Tanner whisper shouted as loud as he could through four wads worth of cotton balls and a local anaesthetic.

“He’s didn’t run, darling. He’s right behind you.” She nodded towards the back of his chair.

“Behind me?”

Eve hummed the affirmative. “Yes, just out of sight.”

“Sneaky bastard.”

#A Drabble A Day Keeps The Villains at Bay #31 fest drabbles 2022 #drabble #Team00 #007Fest #doubleoh7q writes #Eve/Tanner

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DrabbleFest 2022: 6/31: Donuts

Bond was leaning against his latest car when Q met him in the garage. “There you are, Q!”

“They said you’d brought back the car.” Q sounded sceptical

“I did. In one piece. As requested.” Bond looked proud. Too proud.

“What happened to the tyres?” Q glanced down at the worn rubber and raised an eyebrow.

Bond did that infuriating half-shrug he did whenever he was about to lie to Q. “They were like that when I got it.”

“They most certainly were not! Now, what an earth did you do? Drag racing? Donuts?”

Bond shrugged again. “No.”

“Donuts?! Really?!”

#A Drabble A Day Keeps The Villains at Bay #31 fest drabbles 2022 #Quartermaster #drabble #Team00 #007Fest #doubleoh7q writes

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DrabbleFest 2022: 5/31: Phone

Eve hiked her skirt up and settled on his lap.

“Bill, darling,” she purred, leaning in so her next words were at his ear. “I think you should answer the phone.”

Lost for words, and short of breath, he could focus on nothing but the warmth of her breath and the sound of her voice. Words were lost on him.

“Well?” taking pity on the man underneath her, she reminded him. Gently. “Won’t you answer the phone?”

“The phone?” he echoed, only now was he hearing its ring. “You want me to answer the phone?”

She purred again. “I do."

#A Drabble A Day Keeps The Villains at Bay #31 fest drabbles 2022 #drabble #Team00 #007Fest #doubleoh7q writes #Eve/Tanner