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hey does any one want to be funny for me instead like i thought that my adhd would distract me by being more quippy than normal leading to more jokes like it normally does but its just the suffering so far

#dr doofenshmirtz #where is the funny

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I feel pretty comfortable saying faggot like I go on Tumblr almost everyday, people on the Internet draw gay porn of me, I sucked a dick in college, pretty sure I can say the f word the n word on the other hand no like hell no I can not say that shit I am a cracker and a half

#dr doofenshmirtz #shitpost #f word #crackers

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It's always so weird to hear that some people in the tristate area are anti immigration like you live in a city built on top of 3 separate borders and your telling me that borders should be walled off?

Also are mayor is an immigrant! You voted for a immigrant yes he can fake a american accent pretty well but he is not born or raised here

Everyone belongs here in the tristate area!

#dr doofenshmirtz #phineas and ferb #immigration #open to everyone

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fuck man i put so much effort into that gokuinator its a real shame that disney cant air the episode just because the main plot was phineas and ferb trying to build a time machine for trunks and the background troops kept referring to zamasu as back and the producer kept fighting akira over what to call goku black and when they agreed to just call him zamasu it was all ready late and the freedom fighters kept getting mixed up

oh and it dident help that goku black blow up ferb on accident and i had to make a robot clone to replace him for the rest of the season

#disney #phineas and ferb #dr doofenshmirtz #shitpost #dbz #son goku #goku #trunks #goku black #zamasu #ferb fletcher

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behold my latest invention THE BROKE BITCHINATOR! what it does is i point it at people and then IT DOES NOTHING BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL BROKE BITCHES AHAHAHAHAH......ahahahaha..ah

ah you see here perry the platypus its funny because if i dont get 5 million dollars by november the cartel is going to sell my organs on the black market

#dr doofenshmirtz #shitpost

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its a real shame there is so little gay people in the tristate area i cant gossip with my wife any more and i barely get to use my f word pass

what do you mean "i cant say that word" perry i quiet literally have a signed legal documents saying i have the f word pass here read this

"Thank you Dr Heinz Doofenshmertz for inventing the homostimulant fagethlyphenidate your compensation for its creation will be 24,739 as contract was complete and a additional 5,000 for every continuous monthly use on the local frogs, this document will also protect you from sexuality based hate crimes as long as the main deciding factor was the use of a sexuality slur" look here it was singed by Barack him self

who the fuck is Alex Jones?

#gay frogs #dr doofenshmirtz #perry the platypus #shitpost #shit post

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people with romantic feelings look so weak like its cool and all that you like thinking about love and peace but maybe if you spent more time training then righting smut of cartoon characters then maybe you could survive a single one of my beam attacks just saying

#dr doofenshmirtz #shitpost #dbz #aromantic

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I HAVE A FAT COCK AND TRAUMA

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE A FAT COCK AND TRAUMA

#dr doofenshmirtz #shitpost #trauma #:3

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HA HA DISNEY CANT STOP ME FROM SAYING THIS NOW

FUCK YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS

#perry the platypus #dr doofenshmirtz #shitpost