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yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they

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#something something reading comprehension #misinformation

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The Great Diamond Authority

#art #pokemon #pokemon fusion #big fan of 2 & 4

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So, there's a lot of USians around who are very clearly fucking fed up with their political choices this election cycle, and planning to sit it out.

And I get it! What's the point of voting if there's no one to vote for?

The thing is, I'm Australian. In Australia, voting is compulsory. We don't get to sit out our elections, and I'll be real honest with you - we don't exactly get better choices than you lot. So how do you vote if there's no one to vote for? You find someone to vote against. And there's always someone to vote against.

Now, we have the pleasure of preferential voting in Australia - We get to rank every candidate from 1 to X, and I'll tell you, there's something so cathartic about putting the biggest bastard of the lot at the very bottom of your preferences. I understand that USians don't get that option - you get to mark one person, and that's it.

That means that you get one shot, so aim it at the biggest bastard of the lot. The candidate you most utterly detest. Put your vote in the worst possible place for them. Don't even think about who that vote's going towards, that's not the point. Remember, every vote is a vote against someone. Make sure you fuck up that someone's election day!

#politics

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My wife describes this pose as 'nervously asking you to prom'.

#furret (the pokemon) does this too #everytime we see one in Go #it's like having a suitor #cute

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I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money. 

“A scam” people are fucking wild.  

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Me Giving a Pressed Conference: our advocacy for the disabled must include the addict, the imperfect victim, those we despise; the right to autonomy and life cannot devolve into a popularity contest

Reporter I Hate (Not Sexual Tension): Does that include all the attendees of the Bored Ape NFT event who went blind

Me: *Blood streaming from my nostrils and eyes* david, it includes everyone

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a trio of beastiesss

#art #pokemon #legendary beasts #paradox pokemon

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reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

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Me: Alright I’m going to be super productive tomorrow!

Me, the second my alarm goes off:

#that #or after I do one (1) thing on the todo list

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Made instructions for my popular "secret garden" book nook that LEGO commissioned me to build last year.

FREE to download. No bricks included.

Happy building!

#thank you! #lego #reference #book nook

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Tiny forest for your dash

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I don’t really Go Here but u can always rely on this man to read a right wing politician’s outfit for filth

#sartorial proclivities #menswear #dieworkwear remains one of the few spots of light on the Other Hellsite

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Woman at the zoo: Why do they look so sad? 😔

Sign literally 10 feet away:

#primates #fascinating #inspiration

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This is why I read the reddit comments

#good point #AITA #but it feels applicable to so many other falsifications as well

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My friend explained the spoon theory to our DM and he was like “ohhh so it’s like when you’re out of spell slots and you need to take a long rest to regain them all” and now I keep thinking of myself as being out of spell slots instead of out of spoons