elliemaye96

[elliemaye96]

Screams in literal daddy issues 🥲 tbh I have mommy and daddy issues, the jackpot .. thank you parents for a lifetime of trauma

😂

Literally just be my pretend dad. I need it. Baby me, take care of me, talk to me like I’m your kid. I mean still do disgusting filthy things to me and we can act out sick fantasies on the side but ultimately just be my daddy.

[elliemaye96]

WHY IS THIS SO CUTE

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I WANT

[elliemaye96]

Tummy is upsettie today 🫡

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It’s ok beautiful 🤗 be all depressy with us. Sometimes talking about it helps. What’s got you down today?

Hmmmm basically finances 🫡 where I live everything hella expensive so I legit over work myself in order to live and now my car insurance went up randomly on top of my job cutting my hours because I was doing a crap ton of overtime covering shifts anddddd they don’t like that so they took like 3 of my shifts away so now I’m hecka struggling even tho I’m still working 40 hours a week.

#answered asks #anon ask

[elliemaye96]

Not to be all depressy and shizzz but like…. Straight up not having a good time rn

#it will be fine #stressed

[elliemaye96]

Be as intrusive as you want, I'll answer 110% honestly.

1. Are looks important in a relationship?

2. Are relationships ever worth it?

3. Are you a virgin?

4. Are you in a relationship?

5. Are you in love?

6. Are you single this year?

7. Can you commit to one person?

8. Describe your crush

9. Describe your perfect mate

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?

11. Do you ever want to get married?

12. Do you forgive betrayal?

13. Do you get jealous easily?

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?

15. Do you have any piercings?

16. Do you have any tattoos?

17. Do you like kissing in public?

20. Do you shower every day?

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?

28. Have you ever been cheated on?

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

41. Have you had sex so far this year?

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

43. How long was your longest relationship?

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?

46. How many times did you have sex last year?

47. How old are you?

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

54. Is there someone you will never forget?

55. Share a relationship story.

56. State 8 facts about your body

57. Things you want to say to an ex

58. What are five ways to win your heart?

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

63. What is your definition of “having sex”?

64. What is your definition of cheating?

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?

66. What is your favourite roleplay?

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?

68. What is your sexual orientation?

69. What turns you off?

70. What turns you on?

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

81. Who are five people you find attractive?

82. Who is the last person you hugged?

83. Who was your first kiss with?

84. Why did your last relationship fail?

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

[elliemaye96]

Send asks to keep me sane tonight at work ✨😤💋🫡 I’ll answer them all

#18+ only #send asks #asks #asks open #send anons #please please please #keep me company

[elliemaye96]

Yall my work pisses me off. My job is fine. The management and coordination and lack of communication is bs. Like I’m in charge of my clients when they are in my care. How are you not giving me a damn notice when her medications or additions to them happen. Like -_-

#i don’t get paid enough for this shit

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Me: trying to lose weight and get healthier the right way (can’t lose weight to save my life)

My bf: Pft I’m not hungry I only need one meal a day (proceeds to get dizzy and have more headaches) but no I’m fine I only need one meal a day

And looses weight.

My bf brother: eats like 300-400 calories a day

Looses 30 lbs and wants to lose more even tho he’s already skinny.

ME: YOU BOTH HAVE DISORDERED EATING 🥲🥲🥲🥲 IM TRYNA BREAK MY OWN CYCLE AND YALL MAKING IT WORSE

#send help #why are they like this

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An hour and a half into a 15 hour shift 🥲 then a 3 hour break followed by another 5 hours at work

#im so tired #sleepy girl #long hours

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43

43 have I or would I ever masturbate at work or school

Yes I actually have 😅 only on my night shift tho

#answered asks #18+ only #ask answered #asks

[elliemaye96]

77 & 78

77. My reaction when I first saw a penis or vagina welllllllllll tbh I don’t really remember, I genuinely have no idea lmao

78. If I had a penis for a day what would I do

Have sex

Masterbate 💁‍♀️

Have sex annnddd

Prolly have sex 😂😂

#18+ only #ask answered #anon

[elliemaye96]

Gonna make myself pancakes for lunch and there’s no one to stop me 💪🏼✨ 🥞

[elliemaye96]

I love being a whore online but being a whore in person ..... big time scary actually

[elliemaye96]

NSFW QUESTIONS

Pleaseeeeee ask me some of these

1: Kitchen counter, couch, or on top of the dryer? 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or bad, and why?  3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: 4: Something that never fails to make you horny: 5: Where is one place you would never have sex: 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when: 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: 9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:  10: Top or bottom?  11: We were about to have sex but then ________ 12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? 13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: 14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: 15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: 16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:  17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] 18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: 19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? 20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: 21: How big is too big? 22: One sexual thing you would never do: 23: Biggest turn on? 24: Three spots that drive you insane:  25: Worst possible time to get horny: 26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans? 27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: 28: How much fapping is too much fapping: 29: Best sexual complement you ever got: 30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: 31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: 32: Fill in the blank: “If they ____________, we are fucking. 33: What your favorite part of your body? 34: Favorite foreplay activities: 35: Love or Sex? 36: What do you wear to bed? 37: When was the first time you masturbated? 38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? 39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? 40: Have/would you ever have sex in public? 41: Have/would you ever had a threesome? 42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? 43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school? 44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? 45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? 46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? 47: Most attractive celebrity? 48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? 49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now? 50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? 51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? 52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?) 53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not) 54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? 55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? 56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? 57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see? 58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? how long have you had it?)  59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day? 60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? 61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? 62: Do you watch porn? 63: How small is too small? 64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? 65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? 66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? 67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? 68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? 69: If you could give yourself head, would you? 70: Booty or Boobs? 71: If you had a penis, what would you name it? 72: Have you ever been on an official date? 73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) 74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? 75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) 76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? 77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina? 78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?

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Nom nom nom

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[elliemaye96]

I really really wish I was a cat, I’m not built for this capatalist society but I am built for sleeping 19 hours a day and knocking things over