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the queen, king, ace, and jack of fontaine! only.. uh... it seems the jack has gone missing.....

genshin will be at NYCC! Booth 1453, Javits Center, Oct 12-15

#YAY #genshin impact

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it’s easy to forget, so I’ll remind y’all: you can make fantasy versions of anything. yes even things you might not think about. like soil types. I am thinking of fantasy soil types right now

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based on arlecchinos voiceline about her not being able to understand the hearth kids' slang, here are some scenarios me and my friend came up with:

hearth kids: "skibidi rizz, why are you watching cocomelon, thats not ratioed. you need to start mewing"

arle, sitting in the corner: "what the fuck are you saying"

lyney, trying to explain what camp means

arle: *head in hands, about to go up in flames because she feels old*

"why are you coming out of the closet? we're in a hallway, there is no closet?"

"What do you mean you think it's time to come out? We're already outside?"

"who did you slay? do i need to bury a body for you?"

arle, to lyney: "wait i thought you were going to be the next king of the hearth. why is everyone calling you a queen?"

"Lynnette why did you write 'slay pussy boss' on the report about Furina I had you make?"

Arle: you can't do that anymore freminet. That's against the rules

Freminet: okay miss girl

Arle: ???? I am a woman???

lyney: "youre gaslighting and gatekeeping, but youre not girlbossing"

arle: "i actually did gaslight last night. i burned that one rich guys house down. i thought i told you about that?"

"What do you mean you've been afflicted with 'brain rot' are you okay?!?!"

"drag queen? to where? are they angry at miss furina again?"

arle, to lyney: "why are they calling me and columbina fruity? my cologne smells nothing like fruit"

lyney: "father, why do you have that look on your face?"

arle: "WHY IS EVERYONE CALLING ME AN EGG"

arle: "top energy? bottom energy? if you want to succeed in the house of the hearth, then you must have top energy at all times and never fall behind"

lyney: "no thats- thats not what they meant"

"lynette, why are the kids calling neuvillette babygirl?"

"serving cunt? please dont do that, thats unsanitary"

#HELP #genshin impact

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pick one you bald genderless idiot

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yay

#i somehow got 62 wishes over the past month from exploration and shit and i used them on her banner #i got two lynnettes #one freminet #and some lame sword #heart broken rn #genshin impact #arlecchino #art #my art #artists on tumblr

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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus

#irl i dont talk much and someone said i look intimidating so online has to be better somehow

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#WHATT #THATS INSANE

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there are a lot of “ah Europeans couldn’t survive American grocery stores!” type posts but here are some things I think non-North Americans would genuinely struggle with, and Americans struggle with as well:

Minnesota weather

moose

Florida hurricane season

feral hogs

Appalachian roads

Oklahoma tornado season

alligators

drive through liquor stores

endemic bubonic plague

prom season in the Deep South

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Non-autistics living with autistics:

They keep eating the same freaking food and it frustrates me so much! We can't have the "big scary light" on just lamps everywhere! Even when I try to find peace by doing stuff with them they just ignore me and do whatever they want. They can't even do the simplest of things like go with me to the grocery store every week! How do people expect them to survive in society??

Autistics living together:

So as long as we get my 10 packets of this really specific food, and some snacks, I'll be okay. Also is it cool if you go to the grocery store? I can clean the bathroom since thats bad sensory for you and the store is bad sensory for me. Can you turn on the lamp instead of the big light? It gives me a headache. Thanks man. Yea I'll unplug the TV for you since you can hear the high pitched noise. Do you want to do two separate things in the same room as bonding again this evening? Thats my favorite part of the day too.

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woah new video!!!

#art #artists on tumblr #youtube #my art #yayayayya #i have 100 subs!!! i can’t believe it #i am so grateful

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nice outfit LOSER lol *puts phone up to ear* 65,000,000 BCE called .They said aomething really bad happened to the dinosaurs

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i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something

#america east coast #fries #chips #i have no idea ???? #cookies #soda #candy #cigarettes #beanie #cotton candy!

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💀

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#that’s so good what????!!!! #super awesome mutuals!!

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nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back