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Stellar Blade protagonist EVE collects cans for no other reason than the fact that she finds them aesthetically pleasing to look at.

Between this and the bloodlust she's just a little freak on the inside and I love that for her.

#stellar blade #project eve #ps5 #gaming

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Not to be a Boomer but your social media should be your own space, not something employers are allowed to look at to judge you beyond the qualifications stated in your resume and cover letter

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sin’s birthday celebration; 2024

@mojimallow; 🎉 + spike spiegel

#cowboy bebop #spike spiegel #cassette #vinyl

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The irony of TYRANitar being a comrade is deep and delicious.

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The second dynamic is basically Lois Lane and Superman's whole thing.

One of my absolute favorite tropes is “We have taken the one you love most!” “Oh, have you? Good fukken luck lmao” *distant screams of kidnappers as loved one escapes* or the flipside: “We’ve kidnapped you!” “You are in so much trouble. You are in so much fucking trouble. You are in the most trouble ever, oh my god.” *DOOR EXPLODES INWARDS AS LOVED ONE ARRIVES* and the alternate: *vehicle pulls up, door opens, person is shoved out, door slams, vehicle screeches away* “Did you get kidnapped??” “For a minute yeah”

#superman #kidnap #lois lane #Youtube

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Until 1974 women weren't allowed to get their own credit cards in their own names because they were largely seen as their husband's property/ward.

If we ever go back to that, I think each woman should be allowed to legally murder one legislator of their choice as a trade.

#feminism

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imagine watching Star Wars in theaters in 1977 and pointing at Darth Vader boarding a ship with Stormtroopers and then choking some guy, and exclaiming THAT'S CLEARLY JESUS CHRIST, THAT'S WHY I'M INTO THIS

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texting my lawyer brother like a normal person

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Since Jurassic Park is trending, I might as well mention that the first time I saw the movie, we had won four tickets (via radio call-in) to go see it the day before release in 1993. Now, back then it made you feel a bit privileged, getting to see a movie before it was officially released... so it was a whole event.

All the people who had won tickets (about a hundred of us all together) gathered together in this tiny little screening room at the Tower Theaters in South Hadley, Massachusetts. The screen was small, but that was okay, because none of us was really far away from it... and plus we got free popcorn and soda. Oh, and boxes of Jurassic Park themed "Raptor Bites" candy. That was nice!

Anyway, before the movie started this guy stepped to the front of the room to tell us that we were basically test subjects for the theater's brand new sound system. They had just had it installed, and so far only the people who worked there had experienced it, and it was incredibly deep and rich, to the point where it might even be a bit shocking. We all kinda laughed, then the movie started... and I kid you not, the first big rumble shook the seats so much that some people dropped their popcorn and a few actually stood up. And everyone was looking around like, what the hell? because it sounded like we were literally inside a speaker...

To this day, that is the most immersive movie experience I have ever had. The only other time I went to that theater was when Deadpool came out, and though I will say that the sound system was still as good as the first time, nothing can compare to the feeling I got when my seat shook along with the water in the cup when the T-Rex was drawing near...

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Played two hours of Tales of Kenzera: ZAU on stream last night and absolutely loved it. The combat is fun and the beauty of the world makes exploration that much more rewarding. Hoping to play more tomorrow night.

Also very well acted!

#tales of kenzera: zau #metroidvania #gaming

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I don't have kids and I don't want kids but I totally understand why someone would want kids. They're a tiny person that you get to Love and care for and if you do that they'll love you back, and famial love is fucking awesome. I see you, breeders. You guys are alright.

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#jk rowling #jkr

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divorced couple energy ship will always be immaculate to me. we hate each other. we've seen each other naked. I know how you take your morning coffee. I will never make you your morning coffee again. get it yourself. here you go, I gave it to you anyway. you disgust me. I will always be somewhat in love with you. I will be yours forever. you're not mine anymore. you will always be mine. fuck you. let's fuck, for old time's sake. did you steal my cd? no, no. keep it.

#frasier #lilith sternin