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Tracey Rutledge
I'm nobody, I promise you. I'm a college student out of Missouri, working at a garage to make ends meet. There's a bit more to it than that, yeah, but that's all you need to know. ((RP page, 21+))
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"You think I stopped there?" she smirked back. "I'm still more trouble than I'm worth, did you miss the memo?"
“My favorite topic at school. ‘Invasion of the hot Italians’. Yeah, I did get marked down for the title.“ for Ethan
"So, you were a troublemaker at school then?" Ethan laughed.
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EVEN MORE ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED COMEDIC RELIEF
ASSORTED SENTENCE STARTERS FROM AROUND THE INTERNET, including quotes from Tumblr, Pinterest, TikTok, and X (formerly known as Twitter), for when a muse wants to lighten up the situation at hand.
CHANGE gendered words and in-universe phrases as needed.
SPECIFY muse for multimuses.
“ It’s sea shanty time once again my fellow bastards of the ocean! ”
“ Partner, I reckon that I ain’t been feeling very yeehaw lately. ”
“ I don’t study; I consult the lore. ”
“ Yeah, I understand women — they all want daggers and swords. It’s all quite simple, really. ”
“ Lord forgive me but I may have to make a nonessential purchase. ”
“ Those are bold words for someone in stabbing range. ”
“ Yes I’m a gatekeeper and a hater. I’m also God’s most favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. ”
“ My primary motivations are fear, spite, and aesthetic longing. ”
“ Man — if I had a sword, I wouldn’t be worried about shit. ”
“ It’s not blood that runs through these veins but glitter gel pen ink. ”
“ If I was in a Jane Austen novel, I would be the one sent to the seaside for my health. ”
“ Half of me is a hopeless romantic, and the other half of me is … well … an asshole. ”
“ I am the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person I know. ”
“ I hope I give off the vibe to all animals that I am their ally and their friend. ”
“ I see you’re paying attention to someone who is not me. Why is that? ”
“ Normalize letting me talk without making any sense. ”
“ Don’t care, didn’t ask, plus my psychic visions have predicted the outcome of this encounter. ”
“ I could be so much worse. For example, I could start acting like my father. ”
“ Sorry for acting so strange and irregular; It will happen again. ”
“ i love sitting in my room.....alone....a girl in her cave....scheming and plotting and drinking tea. ”
“ These man made horrors are beyond YOUR comprehension. I get it though. ”
“ I’m a goth girl on the inside. On the outside? A father figure. ”
“ I don’t need to face reality; I’m not just that type of girl. ”
“ DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A frickle-frackle? ”
“ I’m about to cha cha real smooth off a fucking cliff. ”
“ Sorry I told you about my trauma. Do you still think I’m hot? ”
“ My priorities aren’t straight and neither am I. ”
“ I have felt permanently guilty for no reason since I was like eight years old. ”
“ Of course I have a lot of pent up rage, you fool! I’ve been the same height since I was twelve years old! ”
“ I was born for shock value. ”
“ Good morning! God has let me live another day and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem. ”
“ Oh, I slept miserably because I was tormented by terrible visions all night. I hope none of them were prophetic! ”
“ Be the surreal nonsense that you want to see in the world. ”
“ Being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot. ”
“ My hobbies include knowing things and being right. ”
“ This is good advice, but don’t tell me what to do. ”
“ I hate the idea of authority. What the fuck is someone being superior to me? Bitch I’m gonna take your kneecaps. ”
“ Stop forgiving my crimes! I worked so hard on those! ”
“ My hobbies? Uhhhh, symbolism mostly. Metaphors and implications and the like. ”
“ I may not have any braincells, but I make up for it by having many heart cells. ”
“ I can’t mansplain manipulate manwhore my way out of this one guys! ”
“ Not all your life decisions have to be smart. Some can be purely for cinematic value. ”
“ Sometimes I wish I looked more fragile and feminine like a dainty flower, but I do enjoy looking like I hate everyone. ”
“ Any dream can be a prophetic dream if you’re willing to do some really weird shit. ”
“ girl help there is not enough enrichment in my enclosure. ”
“ BRO, you NEED to stop SUMMONING DEMONS in the FRAT HOUSE. ”
“ I just gave your address to some spiders! ”
“ I disappoint my father as a hobby now. ”
“ I think that the dark circles under my eyes add to my aesthetic actually. ”
“ Good news! I’ve successfully replaced all of my emotions with jokes! ”
“ I have half a braincell left and I’m very scared to use it! ”
“ Listen, son — in this world, it’s either yeet or be yeeted. ”
“ I appreciate the advice, but I think that I’m old enough to make my own bad decisions. ”
“ I’m disappointed in me too. Y’all aren’t special. ”
“ Running from your demons is the best exercise! ”
“ Sorry; I can’t commit any crimes with you. My mom says that I have to study. ”
“ Time flies when you don’t know what the fuck is going on. ”
“ If I run out of tacos, I can no longer maintain my human form. ”
“ Bestie, I don’t think that I can girlboss under these conditions. ”
“ Yeah I’ve had combat training; I can do anxiety attacks! ”
“ Swag is earned, not learned. ”
“ Contrary to popular belief, violence solves a lot. ”
“ I CANNOT STAND YOU ALL so I will SIT DOWN. ”
“ Please God no … I don’t need any more character development right now! ”
“ If you can’t beat ‘em, yeet ‘em. ”
“ Do not put me in a situation. I’m at my limit and I am very tired. ”
“ I may be depressed, but at least I’m not basic. ”
“ It’s MY LIFE and I’ll sabotage it myself, thank you. ”
“ Think twice? Bold of you to assume that I think once. ”
“ At the next inconvenience, I will start biting people. ”
“ Oops I think that I just experienced an emotion. ”
“ Did you know that rats spelled backwards is star? ”
“ One day, I’ll be reincarnated as a pigeon, and I’ll shit on your head. ”
“ On the outside, I’m a baddie — but on the inside, I’m a saddie. ”
“ My grandma bullies me through the Ouija board. ”
“ I’m a cool person if you can just look past my personality. ”
“ Beetles don’t have to do taxes, and I think that is a beautiful way to live. ”
“ I hope that you get your character development arc soon. ”
“ Those are some nice kneecaps … It’d be a shame if someone stole them … ”
“ I’ve wanted to be a trophy wife ever since I was a little boy. ”
“ I’m done being baby; I want POWER ”
“ Wait, “Just Standing There Ominously” doesn’t count as socializing? ”
“ Yes I am smart, and yes, I am stupid. It’s called being flexible. ”
“ I am NOT delusional!!!!! I am OPTIMISTIC! ”
“ I deserve compensation for not being the menace to society that i could be, like i'm skipping out on a lot of fun here. ”
“ Do not ask me if you should or shouldn't do something !!! Before I am a friend I am an enabler !!! ”
“ i am the WORLDS PRETTYIST PINK PRINCESS and im gonna KILL YOU WITH MY HUGE FUCKING HAMMER ”
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Quotes from Firefly/Serenity Sentence Starters
Send one for my muse’s reaction. Feel free to change pronouns as needed.
“Let’s go be bad guys!”
“Ten percent of nothin’ is … let me do the math here … nothin’ into nothin’ … carry the nothin’ … ”
“We’re crooks. If everything were right, we’d be in jail.”
"Nothing buys bygones quicker than cash.”
“Like woman, I am a mystery.”
“Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature.”
“Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon.”
“Well, maybe I’m not a fancy gentleman like you, with your … very fine hat. But I do business. We’re here for business.”
“How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people?”
“Um, I’m trying to put this as delicately as I can…how do I know you won’t kill me in my sleep?”
“Go to blackout! We’re being buzzed!”
“Well, I guess death will solve the issue to everyone’s satisfaction.”
“Everybody plays each other. That’s all anybody ever does. We play parts.”
“Did something just fly off my gorram ship?”
“You guys had a riot… on account of me? My very own riot?”
“We’ve done the impossible, and that makes us mighty.”
“It’s been a big day, what with the abduction, and all.”
“I’m not sure you’d be safe.”
“Live with a man forty years. Share his house, his meals… speak on every subject… then tie him up, and hold him over the volcano’s edge. And on that day, you will finally meet the man.”
“Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!”
“Seems like a lovely little community of kidnappers.”
“Maybe. Or maybe you’re exactly where you ought to be.”
“Can we maybe vote on the whole murdering people issue?”
“If you take sexual advantage of her, you will burn in a very special level of hell. The kind they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.”
“Go play with your rainstick.”
“Don’t make yourself sick.”
“Mercy is the mark of a great man.”
“I don’t suppose you’d find it up to the standards of your outings. More conversation, and somewhat less… petty theft and getting hit with pool cues.”
“You gonna give us what’s due us and every damn thing else on that boat. And I think maybe you gonna give me a little one-on-one time with the misses.”
“I cannot abide useless people.”
“Mmm. You missed a spot.”
“Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he’s not afraid of anything … ”
“This is the place. We’ll buy you the time.”
“Also? I can kill you with my brain.”
“Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction.”
“It’s not embarrassing to be a virgin. It’s simply one’s state of being.”
“That’s why I never kiss ‘em on the mouth.”
“I been waiting for you to kiss me since I showed you my guns.”
“I’ll be in my bunk.”
“They don’t like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself.”
“Drunks are so cute.”
“Going on a year now, nothins twixed my neathers not run on batteries.”
“He’s not wildly interested in ingratiating himself with anyone, yet he’s very protective of his crew. It’s odd.”
“How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different…than those did the slaughtering.”
“The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary.”
“I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.”
“Okay! Everybody not talking about sex, in here. Everybody else, elsewhere.”
“First rule of battle, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are.”
“Terse? I can be terse. Once, in flight school, I was laconic.”
“Don’t you just love this party? Everything’s so fancy and they have some kind of hot cheese over there!”
“I hate to bring up our imminent arrest during your crazy time, but we gotta go.”
“I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar.”
“You can’t open the book of my life and jump in the middle.”
“I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.”
“I aim to misbehave.”
“Live with a man forty years. Share his house, his meals… speak on every subject… then tie him up, and hold him over the volcano’s edge. And on that day, you will finally meet the man.”
“Every man there go back inside, or we will blow a new crater in this little moon.”
“You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here.”
“I cannot abide useless people.”
“I I ever kill you, you’ll be awake, you’ll be facing me, and you’ll be armed.”
“You are very much lacking in imagination.”
"Call me if anyone interesting shows up.”
“Very well-bred petty crook knows that the small concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting.”
“This must be what going mad feels like.”
“You don’t seem to be lookin’ at the destinations. What you care about is the ships, and mine’s the nicest.”
“Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?”
“Someone’s carryin’ a bullet for you right now, doesn’t even know it. The trick is, die of old age before it finds you.”
“If anyone gets nosy, just …you know … shoot ’em. “
“WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo!”
“I’ll do anything you want me to. You know how I can make you feel.”
“I need this man to tear all my clothes off.”
“Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill ’em right back!”
“Sorry to interrupt, folks, but y'all got something that belongs to us, and we’d like it back.”
“Next time you want to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face.”
“I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually, I was fired. I can handle myself.”
“I’ve been out of the abbey two days, I’ve beaten a lawman senseless, I’ve fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I’m not even sure if I think he was wrong.”
“In the maiden’s home, I heard talk of men who weren’t pleased with their brides…”
“Got your next heist planned?”
“It’s good to be home.”
“She still has the advantage over us.”
“Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed.”
“Yeah, but she’s our witch.”
“We’re not gonna die. We can’t die. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.”
“Can you stop her from bein’ so cheerful?”
“How did your brain even learn human speech?”
“Yes sir, Captain Tightpants!”
“You are such a boob.”
“You don’t need strength as much as speed. We’re fragile creatures. It takes less than a pound of pressure to cut skin.”
“Your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that.”
"You guys always bring me the very best violence. ”
“Every problem is an opportunity in disguise.”
“We got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss.”
“I’m assumin’ y'all were listenin’? Did you hear us fight?”
“I… I threw up on your bed.”
“I swallowed a bug.”
“I’m… trying to think of a way for you to be cruder. I just… it’s not coming.”
“It sounds like the finest party I can imagine getting paid to go to.”
“Now I did a job. I got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regard to my character so let me make this abundantly clear. I do the job. And then I get paid.”
“I said you’re a coward and a piss-pot. Now what are you gonna do about it?”
“You paid money for this, sir? On purpose?”
“I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.”
“Well, we may not have parted on the best of terms. I realize certain words were exchanged. Also, certain… bullets.”
“You were truthful back in town. These are tough times. A man can get a job, he might not look too close at what that job is. But a man learns all the details of a situation like ours… well… then he has a choice.”
“So you had to be naked?”
“So… are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?”
“Just keep walkin’, preacher-man.”
“We crashing again?”
“No power in the verse can stop me.”
“I know something ain’t right.”
“‘Course, there’re other schools of thought.”
“Can’t miss a place you’ve never been.”
“Tell me I’m pretty.”
“Physical appearance doesn’t matter so terribly. You look for compatibility of spirit. There’s an energy about a person that’s difficult to hide.You try to feel that.”
“Can we fly somewhere with a beach?”
“What gives you the right to put her in a dangerous situation like this?”
“I think I’ve been kidnapped.”
“Money wasn’t good enough.”
“Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle.”
“Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?”
“See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.”
“What was that?”
“Well, you were right about this being a bad idea.”
“Haven’t you killed me enough for one day?”
“You save his gorram life, he still takes the cargo.”
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Something I’ve learned from reading Neil Gaiman’s Norse Mythology: the gods operate under Looney Toons logic
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In case anyone wondered what Tracey gets up to whenever we're not RPing... it's all murder mysteries and eldritch abominations, all the time.
Also... yeah, I do the art, layout, and everything else about this story. No AI, and the only 3rd party involved is a cool local printer that I know.
What You Cast Out: A Tale From Little Egypt - Chapter 4 is now available on my Ko-Fi page!
Chapter summary:
The investigation into Doctor Alderman's murder is getting complicated. Officer Gabe Nelson was ordered to bring the only suspect, Tracey Rutledge, back into custody. He failed dramatically... and hilariously, according to his coworkers.
Tracey doesn't seem bothered by the fact that she's going to be arrested for a crime she didn't commit. But the question she asked Gabe is haunting him, and he can't sleep until he answers it. Now he's breaking all of the rules that he's been defending so intently, and returning to the late Doctor Alderman's office to find something he's not even sure exists.
In the blood and the mess, however, Gabe finds a clue that will make everything about this case, and about Tracey, far more difficult to explain.
And the real killer is still out there, narrowing in on his next victim: Tracey Rutledge.
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What You Cast Out: A Tale From Little Egypt (Novel Masterpost)
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How tonight is going....
UPDATE: My characters are ruining my fic.
Gabriel: *panicked declaration of affection, immediately followed by realization that he's falling in love*
Tracey: *Fell asleep about halfway through*
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Gabriel: *Finally gets it out while she's AWAKE that he's in love with Tracey*
Tracey: "Nah, I have got too much on my plate to deal with that right now. Fuck off."
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ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED COMEDIC RELIEF
ASSORTED QUOTES FROM TUMBLR TEXTPOSTS, X (formerly known as twitter) POSTS, TIKTOK, MEMES, AND OTHER SOURCES AROUND THE INTERNET
CHANGE gendered words and in-universe phrases as needed.
SPECIFY muse for multimuses.
“ Currently considering becoming a bother and a nuisance, maybe even a menace or a rascal. ”
“ Hungry? Eat the government. ”
“ Yes, I wanna fuck after every argument. ”
“ Silence, you uneducated peanut! ”
“ They should invent a being alive that isn’t so difficult. ”
“ Women have to think I’m hot or none of this matters. ”
“ Due to personal reasons I will be named an enemy of the state. ”
“ Being overdressed is a myth made up by people who didn’t want you to have fun and be sexy. ”
“ What even are daddy issues? Just traumatize your father back. ”
“ I LOVE complaining! You can’t take that away from me! ”
“ I went to the silly goose convention and they all knew you. ”
“ I’m simultaneously ‘I’m tired of this grandpa’ and ‘that’s too damn bad!’ ”
“ The word ew coming out of a pretty girl’s mouth holds so much power … I think that it can tear apart nations. ”
“ Someone made fun of my shoes and the whole time I just thought of ways to push them out the window. ”
“ If you’re short, simply get taller. ”
“ I better think twice? Buddy I don’t even think once. ”
“ My off putting looks, awkward demeanor, and strange behavior have captivated you. ”
“ There’s something deeply, fundamentally wrong with you. Can we kiss? ”
“ You are a fool. When you walk, clown music plays. ”
“ I mean yeah he’s evil and all but what if I were his favorite? ”
“ I really do hate thinking. ”
“ In my defense, I simply do not vibe with the law. ”
“ I’ve done nothing wrong. Except all the atrocities. Besides that, I’m innocent. ”
“ Sorry I couldn’t hear you over my internal monologue. ”
“ Of course you have white hair and trauma. ”
“ So apparently the bad vibes I’ve been feeling are actually ‘severe psychological distress’. ”
“ Stop calling me a bad person just because I’m orchestrating your downfall! ”
“ The more lip gloss I collect the longer I live. ”
“ Sorry that I am obsessed with you in the unhealthiest way possible. As if it's my fault ”
“ The multiple failed assassination attempts against me have helped build both character and self esteem. ”
“ I could be your loser boyfriend. Do you ever think about that? ”
“ Accidentally went and got myself killed yesterday, but god wont let me die so I’m back ”
“ What do you mean napping isn't a good coping mechanism? What do you mean my problems are still here? ”
“ Academic validation is required for my sanity. ”
“ RIP to everyone killed by the gods for hubris but I’m different and better. Maybe even better than the gods. ”
“ Researching the stages of grief to see if I can get them finished in ten minutes tops. ”
“ My parents were like I’m gonna make a child that is so beyond help. ”
“ It’s not easy to admit when you’re wrong, and that’s why I won’t do it. ”
“ Why can’t this family ever have a funky good time? ”
“ How do I show people that I’m more than my unethical career choice? ”
“ I fucked my way into this mess, and I’ll fuck my way out. ”
“ You look so biteable today. ”
“ Why am I suffering? I have so many correct opinions and takes. ”
“ I AM HAUNTED BY A PAST THAT I CANNOT GO BACK TO! anyways ”
“ Challenging authority, angering gods. The family business. ”
“ Third base is me telling you about my father. ”
“ Hey girl. Plagued by terrifying visions? ”
“ Got caught giving a fuck. Embarrassing. ”
“ I didn’t ‘miss’ the red flags; I saw them and thought that they looked sexy. ”
“ Do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot? ”
“ I get my news from the only reliable source, cryptic symbolism in my dreams. ”
“ Another day of being a bisexual disaster. ”
“ I’m going to let myself be a little unhinged today, as a treat. ”
“ Some of you act like murder is such a big deal. ”
“ You wanna hunt me for sport so bad that it makes you look stupid. ”
“ You’re not a girlboss unless you’ve killed someone. ”
“ It’s so weird how no one ever has correct opinions about things except for me. ”
“ Hello, my love — I mean, my rival ”
“ No one is calling me baby and it’s outrageous I can’t believe it. ”
“ No talking stage. Mutual obsession and you see god in my eyes or nothing. ”
“ I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOOKUP CULTURE DIE IN MY ARMS ”
“ Yes baby your emotional walls are high and impenetrable can we kiss now? ”
“ Affection is disgusting. Drown me in it. ”
“ I am gatekeeping my respect from you. ”
“ Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions. ”
“ I am equal parts fuck around and find out and please don’t yell at me I’ll cry. ”
“ Short legs, big butt. I’m a corgi. ”
“ Fuck being the bigger person; I’m going to start biting people. ”
“ Well that wasn’t very slay of you! ”
“ May I please get a crumb of affection? ”
“ I crave power! Please don’t yell, though; I’m sensitive. ”
“ You call it a near death experience; I call it a vibe check from God. ”
“ Here are some scissors. Now cut it out. ”
“ Might commit a little tomfoolery, maybe even some shenanigans. ”
“ All these flavors, and you choose to be salty. ”
“ How can I live, laugh, love in these conditions? ”
“ What if I said ‘to be honest’ but then lied? ”
“ I'm financially at a stage where I understand why people do fraud. ”
“ Yes I may be evil and morally corrupt, but I’m also incredibly beautiful and I think that makes up for it honestly. ”
“ Debates are stupid. Why would I want to sit down and argue with someone blatantly dumber than me? ”
“ I forget but I do NOT forgive.. I'm just walking around hating bitches can't remember why ”
“ Ding dong your opinion is wrong! ”
“ I’m coming for your kneecaps. ”
“ You dropped your nose you fucking clown. ”
“ Are you a fire alarm? ‘Cause you are really fucking loud and annoying. ”
“ Call me an escalator, because I let people down. ”
“ I love me a good lesbian scandal! ”
“ If you can’t run away from your problems, you’re not running fast enough. ”
“ Everything I want to do is illegal. ”
“ Don’t make me hit your ankle with my Barbie scooter! ”
“ I tell gay jokes because I am a gay joke. ”
“ Fuck! I dropped my mental stability! ”
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I think I got a sunburn.
How do you get a sunburn during a full solar eclipse???
Dammit! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
SOLAR ECLIPSE 2024, BABY!!!
Me: HELL YEAH, the solar eclipse starts in an hour! It's a BEAUTIFUL day, and we're gonna watch it from the back porch while munching on PB&J sandwiches and doing magic! DATE NIGHT AT NOON, BABY!
The Tracey in my head: Psylocibin mushrooms take an hour to kick in. Wouldn't it be epic if--
Me: NO!!!!!
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That! Was! AWESOME!!!!!!
SOLAR ECLIPSE 2024, BABY!!!
Me: HELL YEAH, the solar eclipse starts in an hour! It's a BEAUTIFUL day, and we're gonna watch it from the back porch while munching on PB&J sandwiches and doing magic! DATE NIGHT AT NOON, BABY!
The Tracey in my head: Psylocibin mushrooms take an hour to kick in. Wouldn't it be epic if--
Me: NO!!!!!
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The sun's almost half-gone, and... it's starting to get a bit weird out here. Just noticeably darker, and cooler, and the birds are kinda freaking out.
SOLAR ECLIPSE 2024, BABY!!!
Me: HELL YEAH, the solar eclipse starts in an hour! It's a BEAUTIFUL day, and we're gonna watch it from the back porch while munching on PB&J sandwiches and doing magic! DATE NIGHT AT NOON, BABY!
The Tracey in my head: Psylocibin mushrooms take an hour to kick in. Wouldn't it be epic if--
Me: NO!!!!!
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SOLAR ECLIPSE 2024, BABY!!!
Me: HELL YEAH, the solar eclipse starts in an hour! It's a BEAUTIFUL day, and we're gonna watch it from the back porch while munching on PB&J sandwiches and doing magic! DATE NIGHT AT NOON, BABY!
The Tracey in my head: Psylocibin mushrooms take an hour to kick in. Wouldn't it be epic if--
Me: NO!!!!!
#tw drug mention#gods i wish i could find shrooms around here#i hear they're great for depression and anxiety... ie ME#this would be either the best or the ABSOLUTE FUCKING WORST TIME FOR THAT#solar eclipse 2024#i live right in the path of totality!!!!!!!#Have literally waited my whole life for this shit
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I want to go on a roadtrip. I want to sleep in crappy motels. I want to sing along to happy songs while driving. I want to watch the sun rise in a different city every morning. I want to take pictures of new places. I just want to go.
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My city's right in the path of tomorrow's eclipse, and they had a concert and festival about it yesterday. I was a vendor there. Met a dude who said he was a bass player for a band that was playing, some country music band that was famous enough for me to have at least heard of it.
I thought we were just laughing about our respective weird jobs, and I teased him that "Confederate Railroad" was an absolute shit name for a band in the 21st Century. He laughed and agreed, and said that at his age, with only music as a background, it wasn't like he could just change jobs. And what could they do, change the band name after decades of playing?
I told him that this was a shame, because he seemed nice, and a band this well-known probably wouldn't have hired him if he wasn't a good enough musician to do well in just about any genre he tried. We had a nice laugh, then he wandered off.
A bit later, I watched him take the stage in front of my booth as the lead singer. He was a Grammy Award Nominee in 1993.
So how's YOUR week going?
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And annoying. :D
my love language is bothering
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