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hey, my boyfriend and i saw you from across the tea shop and really hate your vibe. square up.

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engineer 1: we need a name for the front of the plane where the pilots sit

engineer 2: dick hole

engineer 1: hmm…almost

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does anyone know who does the closed captioning on dan and phil games?

#dan and phil #phile lester #dan howell #amazingphil #phandom #im just curious

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Imagining Sirius singing “You are Sixteen” from The Sound of Music to Remus after he turns 17 and Remus is still 16

#wolfstar #harry potter #remus and sirius #remus lupin #sirius black

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Remus: I like my personal space.

Sirius: I like your personal space too.

#wolfstar #harry potter #marauders #remus lupin #sirius black

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this class was later removed from the curriculum

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James finds out Sirius is in love with Remus like a month after Sirius realizes he is and at first he swears him to secrecy but then eventually they get really brazen about it and James is the most brazen wingman ever and he helps Sirius literally serenade Remus on the daily and bother him until Remus and Sirius start dating

#wolfstar headcanon #not me slipping back into my wolfstar phase

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subway employees when i tell them i want a sub:

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｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ。 September will bring blessings.

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<3

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