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Sending anonymous hugs to everyone I follow

Thanks for the hugs! Consider following @edgy-ella or @iron-touch where I’m more active

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Summary: Sara was a normel girl until she went to nentendo world to save. My firts story ples revew. Barek Obema and teh libruls on Fanfection.net delated thes so im putin it her.

Author: PrincessAmerica

Note from submitter: If you like My Immortal, you’ll like this

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I feel like people are sleeping on NASB2

like, come on. it's releasing in November; we've got updated graphics, voice lines from the get-go instead of needing to be patched in months later, an actual story mode and other single-player content...

and also Garfield has Melee Fox Shine and it looks like this

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I’m tired of big franchise crossover video games being platform fighters. Give me a big video game crossover RPG with Fire Emblem supports instead

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Yes!

Would you like to see F-ZERO AX / GX Remake on Nintendo Switch?

Art by Carlos Dattoli

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Palutena’s Guidance: Miles “Tails” Prower

Viridi: (Snickers) Hey, Pit.

Pit: Oh, let me guess, Viridi. You’re gonna say something like, “isn’t it funny how Tails can fly with his tails, but you can’t fly with your wings?”

Viridi: …

Pit: That’s what I thought.

Palutena: You gotta hand it to him Viridi, he got you there.

Viridi: I-I wasn’t gonna say that! I was gonna say…um…I was gonna say that all his gadgets are totally harmful for the environment!

Pit: Suuuuuure you were.

Palutena: Anyways, Tails might like to hang around in the air a lot, but he’s also a lightweight. Try to attack him while he’s flying to K.O. him off the top of the stage.

Viridi: If you can get around his bombs, that is.

Pit: So he drops bombs from above, huh? He’s just like you, Viridi!

Viridi: As if. I’d never be as big of a nerd as Tails is.

#smash bros #nintendo #kid icarus #palutena's guidance #sonic the hedgehog #miles tails prower

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Palutena's Guidance: Cuphead

Palutena: Be careful while fighting Cuphead, Pit.

Pit: I ain't too worried about it. What's the worst he can do?

Palutena: Well, Cuphead lost his soul to The Devil over a rigged dice game, so technically, he's on the same level as an Underworld soldier.

Pit: Huh, no kidding. Never would've guessed it just by looking at him.

Palutena: Well, I heard he's been plotting a rebellion of sorts. I just hope he has the heart to go through with it. Now, Pit, Cuphead has a lot of ranged weapons, so you might be tempted to hide behind your Guardian Orbitars, but they'll break if they get hit by Cuphead's Charge Shot. Instead, try to pelt him with your arrows to rack up damage, then secure the K.O. with your Upperdash Arm.

Pit: Okay, this should be a real high class bout! Oh, and Lady Palutena?

Palutena: Yes, Pit?

Pit: What do you think is in Cuphead's...uh, cup head? Milk? Tea?

Palutena: I don't know, why don't you try and take a sip out of that straw and find out?

Pit: Whatever you say, Lady Palutena!

Viridi: Oh, this is gonna be good.

#smash bros #nintendo #palutena's guidance #kid icarus #cuphead

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Palutena's Guidance: Crash Bandicoot

Pit: I wonder what Wumpa Fruits taste like...

Palutena: I don't know. Maybe we should visit the Wumpa Islands after this and find out. If you beat Crash, that is.

Pit: That shouldn't be too hard. He doesn't seem like he's...all there, y'know?

Viridi: Oh, like you're one to talk, Pit.

Palutena: Don't underestimate him, Pit. Crash might not be the sharpest crystal in the mine, but he's stopped tons of mad scientists much smarter than him countless times over, including his own creator, Dr. Neo Cortex.

Viridi: Good on him for standing up to those greedy humans, even after they tried to brainwash him. He has my respect.

Pit: Viridi, if Crash ever met you, he'd probably try to eat your hair.

Palutena: Settle down, you two. Crash's Death Tornado Spin gives him great horizontal recovery, but it doesn't lift him very high into the air. Try to get above him and spike him while he's offstage to send him down under.

#smash bros #nintendo #kid icarus #palutena's guidance #crash bandicoot

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Could we get a Palutena’s Guidance on Monokuma?

I don’t play danganronpa so please do not send in requests for danganronpa characters

#ask

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Palutena's Guidance: Professor Layton

Pit: Who's this guy with the top hat?

Palutena: That'd be Professor Hershel Layton, professor of archeology.

Pit: I won't lie, it feels weird seeing an academic type like him on the battlefield.

Palutena: I'm an academic type, do you think I can't handle myself in a fight?

Pit: What? N-no, that's not what I meant at all! Everyone knows how strong and—

Palutena: Relax, Pit, I'm just teasing you. There's no reason someone can't be both brainy and strong, whether you're a goddess or a mortal. Professor Layton may not look like much, but he's actually tactical genius and a gifted swordsman.

Viridi: Ugh, another sword fighter? Laaaame!

Palutena: Well, he doesn't just have a sword at his disposal. He can use Hint Coins to temporarily increase his strength and speed, but he only gets three of them each stock. Try to play defensively until he's used all three of them up.

Pit: That seems overpowered. Why don't you think he carries more with him?

Palutena: I suppose because it wouldn't be the gentlemanly thing to do.

Pit: So, a fighter who chooses honor before reason. How puzzling...

#smash bros #nintendo #kid icarus #palutena's guidance #professor layton

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A MEDIEVIL MOVIE?? In this economy????

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Palutena's Guidance: Hat Kid

Pit: This little girl has a smug energy to her. I feel like she's mocking me.

Palutena: How can you say that? I think Hat Kid's cute as heck!

Pit: Yeah, well, you're not the one fighting her! She's shooting lasers from an umbrella!

Palutena: Pit, you do know you have your Guardian Orbitars with you, right?

Pit: Oh, right. I knew that. B-but she's also got a scooter that makes her crazy fast, and gives her another jump!

Palutena: And she can't attack while she's riding it. Take that opportunity to shoot her with your arrows or attack her from above.

Pit: Ugh, okay, fine, but how am I supposed to deal with her hookshot? It feels like she keeps grabbing me from across the stage!

Palutena: Just spotdodge when you see her pull it out, then attack before she can aim it at you again.

Pit: Well...well...

Palutena: Sometimes, I worry about you Pit.

#smash bros #nintendo #kid icarus #palutena's guidance #a hat in time #hat kid

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Palutena's Guidance: Shantae

Pit: Is it weird that whenever I see Shantae move around, I always get the urge to dance?

Viridi: Yes. Very.

Palutena: Well, it's only natural. Shantae uses magic dance moves to transform in battle, so it makes sense that you'd want shake your hips with her.

Pit: You know, I've been working on some dance moves of my own. Anyone wanna see?

Viridi: Oh man, spare yourself the embarrassment, Pit. Now listen, Shantae's transformations may be her most interesting ability, but what you really want to look out for is her hair.

Pit: Yeah, I've seen her swing it around like a whip. How do you think she does that? Some kind of special genie shampoo?

Viridi: Beats me. It's a lot longer than it looks, though, so be on your guard. She can't angle it up, though, so try to approach her from the air to avoid getting hit.

Pit: Alright! Now I'm Ret-2-Go! Uh, I mean...ready to go. Eheheh.

#smash bros #nintendo #kid icarus #palutena's guidance #shantae

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Palutena's Guidance: Sir Daniel Fortesque

Pit: Lady Palutena, Underworld troops have invaded Skyworld!

Palutena: Huh? Oh, no, you're just fighting Sir Dan, Pit.

Pit: Sir Dan?

Palutena: Sir Daniel Fortesque. He may be a skeleton, but he's actually an accomplished hero. A long time ago, Dan defeated the evil sorcerer Zarok and his army almost singlehandedly before succumbing to his wounds, then did it a second time after both of them were resurrected 100 years later.

Viridi: Oh, really? That's not what I heard.

Pit: Hey, don't talk to Lady Palutena like that! She's got an all seeing eye and an all knowing brain. She knows what she's talking about!

Viridi: Hmph. The way I heard it, Dan was actually a big liar who cheated his way into being a knight by sucking up to King Peregrin. When he actually did have to go and fight Zarok's forces, he fell to a stray arrow hitting him in the eye! Heh, good thing you've got a bow, right Pit?

Palutena: I wouldn't rely on ranged attacks against him. Dan's Daring Dash not only blocks projectiles, but reflects them right back to you. So unless you want to match eyes with him, or rather, match eye with him, I'd avoid trying to snipe him from afar.

Pit: Ugh, I don't know if I'd rather take an arrow to the eye, or an arrow to the knee...

#super smash bros #kid icarus #palutena's guidance #medievil #sir daniel fortesque #nintendo

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Palutena's Guidance: Razputin Aquato

Pit: Lady Palutena, can you tell me about this kid with the goggles?

Palutena: ...

Pit: Uh...hello? Can you hear me, Lady Palu—

Palutena: Shh, keep your voice down, Pit! We can't let Raz hear us!

Pit: Why not? He seems like a normal kid to me.

Palutena: Raz is a Psychonaut. They're psychic super soldiers that specialize in getting inside peoples heads, literally. For all we know, he could be listening in on our conversation right now.

Pit: Can't you just get inside his head and ask him not to do that?

Palutena: I've tried. His mind is armored like a tank.

Pit: That's...not reassuring.

Palutena: Just clear your mind and focus on fighting him. His Confusion Grenades can stun you, but you can either reflect them with your Guardian Orbitars, or pick them up and throw them back at him before they detonate.

Pit: Roger that!

#super smash bros #nintendo #kid icarus #palutena's guidance #psychonauts #razputin aquato