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Amber, entering the library while panicking: LISA I THINK IM GAY
Lisa, without looking up from her book: about time you noticed dear.
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Mona: imagine if someone gave you a box with all the items you lost through your life
Barbara: it would be nice to have my sense of purpose back
Amber: oh!! Thank you for finding my childhood innocence.
Fischl: my will to live, i haven't seen this in 5 years
Bennett: i knew i lost that potential somewhere
Mona: ... Kids could you lighten up a little
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Xiangling: ARE YOU
Hu Tao: fucking
Xiangling: KIDDING ME YOU
Hu Tao: fucking
Xiangling: IDIOT
Chongyun: ... What was that
Hu Tao: chef Mao has prohibited her of swearing so im helping her out
Xingqiu: but she was yelling at you?
Hu Tao: no exceptions, im getting free food out this
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Eula: ugh crushes are so dumb
Amber: i know right?? Whenever i get close to someone i like i start acting stupid
Eula: Amber, you're always acting stupid
Amber:
Amber: yeah... Dont think too hard about that
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Venti: we all have our demons
Venti, proudly, about Xiao: this one is mine :D
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Someone: wait, how many kids do you have??
Zhongli, holding Xiao, Ganyu, Yanfei, Hu Tao and Qiqi: biologically, legally, or emotionally?
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Ayato: this date is boring
Thoma: this is not a date, we're grocery shopping
Ayato: then why did you invite me?
Thoma: i didnt, i told you to NOT come with me, you said "fuck you i do what i want" and followed me here
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Ayato: this date is boring
Thoma: this is not a date, we're grocery shopping
Ayato: then why did you invite me?
Thoma: i didnt, i told you to NOT come with me, you said "fuck you i do what i want" and followed me here
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Jean: you better have a good explanation for this
Amber: we have three
Jean: thats not-
Kaeya: pick your favorite
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Sara: Is anyone going to tell me whats going on in here?
Yoimiya: Its kind of complicated, it started with Itto-
Sara: Got it, forget i asked.
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Zhongli: you often use humor to deflect trauma
Hu Tao: thank you
Zhongli: thats not a compliment
Hu Tao: all im hearing is that you think im funny
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Xinyan: do you think i can fit these 15 marshmellows inside my mouth?
Yun Jin: you're a hazard to society
Xiangling: and a coward. DO 20.
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Bennett: what is the best way to take care of your mental health?
Amber: talk about your feelings
Noelle: stay active
Diona: eat a sandwich
Fischl: recite a dark spell
Barbara: kiss a bird gently :)
Mona: make fun of someone you dont like
Razor: lie down in the dirt and let the earth slowly reclaim you
Klee: Bombs :)
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Itto: what if i press the brakes and the gas at the same time?
Yoimiya: the car takes a screenshot
Thoma: get the fuck out of my car both of you
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Lisa, walking into a knights reunion: Hey Jean~
Kaeya: Do you just not see the other 10 people in the room or-?
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Amber: why are you laying on the floor
Kaeya: i have depression
Amber:
Kaeya: also, i was stabbed, can you get Jean?
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Yun Jin: treat spiders the way you wanna be treated
Shenhe: killed without hesitation?
Yun Jin: NO
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