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The fact that FCG gets advantage when his friends get Nat 20s.

Like. They literally perform better when their friends do well? They thrive on their friends' success? *chefs kiss*

#critical role #critrole #fcg critical role

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Fjord’s really out there trying to appeal to the consciousness of his dead friend in the body of a new god like “if I have learned one thing this year it is that everyone wants to tap. this. ass”

#critical role #critical role season 2 #cr s2 #critrole #fjord #fjord is a thot #fjord is the hot one and we all know it #The man went from filing his tusks to ‘let’s hang a tie on the door’ #and I for one applaud him

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Everyone else using this opportunity to tell people they love them, and Fjord’s out here like “Better leave some business unfinished, God can’t kill me if my narrative is incomplete”

#critical role #critical role season 2 #critrole #fjord

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Caleb Widogast, about to enter the tower which shaped most of his traumatic memories and from which he barely escaped:

#critical role #cr s2 #critical role season 2 #critrole #caleb widogast #the mighty nein #it did though

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Despite my repeated entreaties to the contrary, the Mighty Nein do, indeed, keep both fucking around AND finding out

#critical role #mighty nein #this is specifically in reference to s2e122 #nothing ventured nothing gained #but honestly it’s timeless #these beautiful idiots I s2g #cr #crit role #critical role season 2

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the cobalt soul archivists: yeah we’ve never heard of the eyes of nine, can you check your sources again? 

beau: 

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Jester, learning about The Traveler’s back-up plan: This is so sad. Alexa, play Losing My Religion

#critical role #cr s2 #critical role season 2 #critrole #jester lavorre #jester #the traveler #old meme

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Travis: I don’t like doing romance in D&D, it’s not fun for me.

Laura, his wife and co-parent: we’ll see about that

Taleisin, fifteen minutes late with looseleaf tea, about to steal her man: oh, he’s a very attractive man

#critical role #cr s2 #critical role season 2 #critrole #caduceus #fjord x caduceus #teahaw #taleisin jaffe #laura bailey #travis willingham #fjord

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The Bright Queen: [about the Beacons] You have to admit, if someone stole something from you, as an individual - it’s your favorite thing - and they took it, and you KNEW who took it, by the way, for a fact - it’s not a hunch - you know who’s stolen it. Everybody knows. It’s common knowledge; some people have written books about it. They have definitely taken it off of you. You go to ask for it back and they’re just standing there, not even running away, they’re twice your size, they aren’t scared, they haven’t even bothered to hide it. They’ve done the OPPOSITE of hiding it; they’ve put it in a glass display case, it’s lit from seven different angles, really clear what it is. There’s no disputing it’s the same thing that once belonged to you because there’s a plaque next to it. Says exactly what it is at the top of the plaque and then a paragraph underneath about how important it is to you and your culture. You’d be forgiven for thinking, “Hmm, I’m pretty sure they haven’t got a leg to stand on here. Probably gonna take this home today.”

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Tea Parties with Swamp Witches

I really wanted to finish this before episode 94 happened and made this an AU! Title: Tea Parties with Swamp Witches

Rating: G

Pairings: Gen

Word count: 4,442

Series: Technically a part of Tusk Love Literary Appreciation Society but can be read alone

Link

#jester #jester lavorre #caleb widogast #look they are all here #but it is mostly those two #critical role fanfic #critical role fanfiction #critical role season 2 #critical role

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Jester Lavorre met a woman alone and miserable in the world and she saved her friends not by meeting her where she is. Jester Lavorre saved her friend by meeting a lonely woman and steadfastedly refusing to offer back misery.

She offered love and companionship because her mother taught her these things have value.

And it works because they DO have value.

#jester lavorre #crit role #critical role #nott the brave #laura bailey #is a role playing QUEEN #we stan

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beau: I’ll give up my happiness and leave my family if it means making the deal and freeing my friend from your curse

jester and Yasha: it’s cute that you think you can leave

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Mighty Nein: here is what we have to give for each other. And we will give it all.

Me: I don’t think we have fully considered murder as a problem solving approach

#critrole s2 #cr s2 #mighty nein #jester #fjord #nott the brave #critical role #beau

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Ashley Johnson is making her character fight and lose in order to punish herself as though this particular maladaptive strategy has not been trademarked by Liam O’Brien.

#critical role #critical role season 2 #yasha #caleb widogast #ashley johnson #liam o'brien

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Absolutely cannot wait to see what Jester superglues a dick to

#critical role season 2 #jester lavorre #jester #nott #nott the brave #the chaos crew should not have this #Matt should not have done this #I am SO excited

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What was that thing that made all the dwarves sick after Smaug took a nap on their gold?

Whatever it was that’s happened to Laura’s dice and she needs to burn the whole collection.

#critical role #cr s2 #critical role season 2 #episode 87 #laura bailey #im joking guys #please do not tell me a single thing about the hobbit #i do not care