Imagine Ushijima Wakatoshi being the ultimate master of the anti-joke and changing all the punchlines of classic jokes to “You should have come to Shiratorizawa”. Like:
“A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘You should have come to Shiratorizawa’”
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Lettuce”
“Lettuce who?”
“You should have come to Shiratorizawa”
“What did the ocean say to the beach? ‘You should have come to Shiratorizawa’”
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They’re like… Pushy uncles…
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for Jun ♧ happy birthday!
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What makes you happy?
- when the video says [ ENG SUB ]
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Hi, can you do this 'Let them ruin you' new serie with The Great Oh Sehun ? (i'm seriously tired of resisting him but there is a part of me that still wants to stay with Kai u___u)
Here is the thing. Oh Sehun has been ruining be since I first looked at him. Being my bias from first glance, he hooked me and I have never been able to escape…so I apologise in advance for this.
There is no resisting Oh Sehun…
He is the sweet, adorable, precious and shy Maknae of Exo…
Not to mention he is fucking beautiful…
Well, at least, that is how he will appear when you first start to notice him…
But then one day he is going to ruin this by making some kind of weird face…
and then the floodgate with just burst open and you will see how much of a weirdo-dweeb he is…
He cannot control himself, he has impulsive actions to fuck up his face and be strange all the time…
I fucking love it, he is such a dweeb…
But there is so much more to him…Sehun is really shy…
And has a hard time expressing his emotions without said shyness taking over…
And is a complete and total softy underneath all the sass and general weirdness…
He literally has the most precious soul ever and I love it…
And now we have to discuss how rude he is…
Oh Sehun is a great dancer…
But he has no mercy on our souls while doing his dancing…
He is super rude all the fucking time…
LIKE ALL THE TIME…
I am so beyond fed up with this boy’s nerve…how dare he?…
So I guess what this is all boiling down to is that Sehun has it all…
He is adorable…
Sassy as fuck…
Shy…
Insufferably dweeby…
Makes all the best faces…
And so sexy that he often makes me want to pull out my own hair…
I hate to burst your bubble but, if you’re already suffering from Oh Sehun…
You’re already in his grasps…
And every Sehun stan I know says it’s impossible to get out of his clutches…believe me every single one of us has tried at some point…
So you should probably just accept your fate…
And join the club of Sehoes.
Edit:
Someone mentioned I forgot to include his ass. So here, Sehun also has an ass…
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