haley-lana

[haley-lana]

[haley-lana]

#ME RN #mecore

[haley-lana]

the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

#I'm more of a chef than a baker myself #but i get where they're coming from

[haley-lana]

#pretties *_*

[haley-lana]

Jensen having to come up with new and creative ways to ask to be choked within an inch of his life

Jensen - ‘hey guys it’s been a while since Dean got choked out by a man, I think I - I mean Dean, I think Dean really needs it’

#sure I'll just incorporate that in my belief system

[haley-lana]

ME

#mecore #me irl

[haley-lana]

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

#louder for the people in the back

[haley-lana]

The best drawing advice I can give to anyone who wants to improve quickly is to use cheap notepad paper and ballpoint pens. I know it's tempting to buy the cool fancy supplies but then you'll feel pressured to not waste them. Use garbage materials and burn through them with zero thought. Only use pen because it forces you to commit and stops you from second guessing your lines and redrawing them over and over. Learn how to use your mistakes and then learn how to get it right the first time. I took numerous art classes and nothing taught me more than buying a big pack of Bics and legal pads and sketching anything that came to mind without hesitation. Fill a few pages everyday with the first thing that comes to mind. Don't rip out pages you don't like, just flip to the next page and try again. Watch yourself improve. If you really want to be a good artist, you need to learn how to draw from the ground up without relying on quality materials.

#drawing advice

[haley-lana]

#we all know the correct one is #assbutt

[haley-lana]

the vocabulary of loss is the dictionary

#richard siken #this is why i love the guy

[haley-lana]

which is definitely not an omen

#british men of letters EXPLAIN #must you import some colonial backup to have a proper apocalypse?? #I hear they had a few of those over the pond xD

[haley-lana]

[haley-lana]

You call me OP??? OP like a stranger??? Ough, jail! Jail for Alexa for a thousand years 😭😭😭

No one:

Absolutely nobody:

Not a soul:

A random public toilet for no reason:

[haley-lana]

No one:

Absolutely nobody:

Not a soul:

A random public toilet for no reason:

#wtf #I don't even know how to tag this #public restroom #r/holup #i guess #r/assholedesign #maybe #choices were made #hol up #what the fuck #kinda funny #as all things should be #mine #me irl #modern decor #blood #i mean not really but #looks like #there is a story here #and I need it #it's like a mafia hit went down #and john wick might still be around the corner xD

[haley-lana]

[haley-lana]

Rejection sensitive dysphoria is wild. Someone will be like “hey just so you know the thing you did was a little bit loud/uncomfortable/insensitive but it’s ok I know you didn’t mean it” and my brain will instantly translate “you should be shot”

#ME 110% OF THE TIME

[haley-lana]

sorry for making everything about sex and/or killing myself