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The Ides of March hype just starts earlier and earlier each year. It's like, at *least* wait on sharpening your knives until Spurina's warning

#Ides of March #Beware

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its official: tumblr is selling our data to Midjourney

we'd been hearing rumors about this for a bit but now its open and out there. some details from this article

it goes without saying, but if @staff goes through with this its going to be an utter shitshow and im all but certain the website will not survive it.

#prevent ai #visibility settings

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The Vaster Wilds by Lauren Groff is the book for you. It is exactly this (diseases, bugs etc exist actually, shitting in the woods is a godawful experience) but also beautiful in ways I'm still processing.

I want to write a book called “your character dies in the woods” that details all the pitfalls and dangers of being out on the road & in the wild for people without outdoors/wilderness experience bc I cannot keep reading narratives brush over life threatening conditions like nothing is happening.

I just read a book by one of my favorite authors whose plots are essentially airtight, but the MC was walking on a country road on a cold winter night and she was knocked down and fell into a drainage ditch covered in ice, broke through and got covered in icy mud and water.

Then she had a “miserable” 3 more miles to walk to the inn.

Babes she would not MAKE it to that inn.

#the vaster wilds #lauren groff #books

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Plz help me clear this challenge 😭

#pokemon go #friend #i am once again requesting your support bernie meme #Pokémon

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#niche! #across the spiderverse #miles morales #miguel o'hara #taskmaster #sam campbell #greg davies

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My face when spooky szn is over 😟

#my dad carved this pumpkin #he said he was thinking about his dad when he was carving #it really does look like him this is v impressive #Halloween #pumpkin #pumpkin carving #spooky

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Plz help me clear this challenge 😭

#pokemon go #friend #help me clear this challenge please #getting back into pokemon go as a whole ass adult #Pokémon

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Ginger do u still have the tiktok of the guy going « you’re crazy » and the sexy one who followed his beloved for blocks into the library goes : « I’m fucking stupid » in the sexiest way possible

Always

#I'm fuckin stupid #40 blocks

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... sorry, i had to

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Did someone mention... 🔪🔪🔪

The Ides of March hype just starts earlier and earlier each year. It's like, at *least* wait on sharpening your knives until Spurina's warning

#just gonna leave this here #Happy National Knife Day! #Clean your knives afterwards #proper knife care is essential for its longevity #National Knife Day

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I need your help.

About a year and a half ago I, rather unexpectedly, contracted shingles. Being in my mid-thirties this was rather surprising, and doubly so due to it happening during a worldwide pandemic for an entirely different disease. I also had no idea what it was and was slow to go to a doctor, and only just got there in time before it reached my eye, which apparently could become extremely dangerous as that might lead it directly to the brain. My doctor outright told me that if it got worse I was to immediately to go the ER. It wiped my body out quite badly and I missed about two months of work. Even when I returned, I was still very low on energy and worn out easily. And then, about six months later, I contracted COVID and it utterly destroyed me. That was about a year ago now, and I have not been the same since. I continue to miss far more work than I have sick time for, and am potentially at risk of losing my job entirely, even though I have successfully applied for official medical leave with my doctor's approval. The point of all this is that I am deeply in debt, and I can barely cover bills and interest fees on my credit cards etc., let alone try to recover. So I am giving in and doing something I have long avoided, and made a ko-fi page. https://ko-fi.com/victoriansecret So that is one way that you can help me, if you are so inclined. And if not, that's fine too. I mostly just hope that I bring anyone who views my blog either some enjoyment or enrichment. But I also need your help in another way: to make me feel less guilty about this, and also just as an exercise to keep me occupied when I'm otherwise infirm, I want to make more original content on this blog. So please, if you have any suggestions or questions, I welcome them wholeheartedly. Feel free to ask about history, or what it's like to work in the museum field/living history, or social issues, or just personal stuff. Or just anything at all, really. And again, whether you get involved in any of this or not, I hope you get something out of my blog. And I hope you're well in general. Thank you.

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I made myself in my Howl era... this picrew is so fun 😍

I want to start a new picrew chain because I found this really cool one yesterday:

Here's mine:

I'm going to tag: @leftenantjopson @a-french-guardsman @icarusinfreefall @mushroomslovesyou @benjhawkins @ambivalent-engines @hiddenmapleleaf @beggars-opera and @fleur-de-paris (and anyone else who'd like to join in!)

#picrew #windswept #Howl's Moving Castle #Sophie my hair isn't strawberry blonde plz notice me

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I just think I deserved to hear jamie tartt say non-monogomeh

#ted lasso #jamie tartt #spoiler?

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Pastoralhunch8 is not a Ms. Marple enthusiast. 😔

My belovèds, imagine my distress when Tumblr user round-oilman2 was *not* in fact a large bodied Daniel Day Lewis in There Will Be Blood cosplayer ready to share their love of the 2007 academy award winning film There Will Be Blood and its metaphors for greed and corruption and condemnations of our obsession with oil's long term impact on the world at large. They are in fact is a scantily clothed lady with very few opinions on any of the above. 😔

Alas, alack, reported, blocked, etc.

#Tumblr Bots #spam bots #Mrs Marple #agatha christie

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My belovèds, imagine my distress when Tumblr user round-oilman2 was *not* in fact a large bodied Daniel Day Lewis in There Will Be Blood cosplayer ready to share their love of the 2007 academy award winning film There Will Be Blood and its metaphors for greed and corruption and condemnations of our obsession with oil's long term impact on the world at large. They are in fact is a scantily clothed lady with very few opinions on any of the above. 😔

Alas, alack, reported, blocked, etc.

#There Will be Blood #Tumblr Bots #spam bots #Daniel Day Lewis #didnt win an oscar to be disrespected in this way #this works on 2 levels bc i dont actually know if he won an oscar for that role #schroedingers oscar

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IT EXISTS love u internet 😘 https://www.barbieselfie.ai/

Barbie movie poster piccrew when?