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-Homicidal Toothpaste-
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It's fine! It's going fine!
Just enrolled in University! Optimistic for now!
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I've been awake for so long my phone went into sleep mode and now back off sleep mode. My phone's getting more sleep than me
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I had like 2 seconds there where I suddenly remembered people I know follow me on here
I am fine
It's just 4:19 and I'm stressed
But on the whole things are actually going pretty well and I'm having a good time.
👍
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I'm not even the one dropping out so how come it feels like I'm the one having to deal with itttttt
I don't even know you bitch
Why are you making this my problem?!
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Okay so like it's so difficult
okay?
They have to understand its not fair
It's more and more complicated
It would be simpler to be mean
I can be mean
But I don't want to be this time
I just want it to be simple
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You do something nice and then they do their best to make you regret it
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So I sat funny with my head leant sideways.
Not my brightest idea
That was two days ago and my neck still hurty
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Superman is unconscious, and he's...kinda the only heavy hitter available for Danny to overshadow.
A threat to Earth has landed, kinda near Amity Park, and Superman...was slapped with Kryptonite.
The aliens came prepared.
Danny can't come out and do his thing, because the GIW (opportunistic rats that they are) are sniffing around the area for any sign of Phantom.
So.
He quietly overshadows Superman.
Immediately there's a cacophony of shouting in his ear as Danny gets a first row seat to the pure Panic and Chaos that is fighting off a random alien invasion.
Okay.
Alright.
The Comm is clearly for Superman to talk to the others of the team, given the massive migraine Danny can feel coming up just from borrowing this body. He also, completely against his will, now knew from experience just how far Superman's hearing reached.
It was pretty fucking far and he was hearing things he Did Not Want To.
Danny struggles to his feet as Superman and puts up a hand to the comm. There's no point in lying to Superman's teammates, after all.
Batman at least would figure out what's going on.
"Hey, first things first I'm not Superman. Second things second I'm here to help. I just can't be out about it, cuz of the law. Where do you need me?"
The comms fall silent.
"Is Superman alive?" Batman asks, voice all gravelly and really, how does the man talk like that all the time? Doesn't it hurt?
"Yeah, he's just unconscious; I'll head out when he wakes up."
"...What is your powerset?"
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Some Imprint!Jason because I’m weak, thanks
Nobody messes with his kiddo
For @hashtagdrivebywrites 💙
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Is this a balanced meal? No 😔
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A faerie introduces himself. Then, holding out a hand, asks, “And your name, please?”
And, like a fool, you give it to him.
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I mean sure the Gotham rogues have a lot going on, but have you considered that's just what being in academia does to you
-harley (probably)
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Every now and then at 22:59 I get a little bit mad about the lack of megamind and batman crossover fanfics.
#megamind#batman and robin#batman#justice league#im blue dabadedabadie#if i was green i would die#crossover#i would read a fic about it
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