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i Gtota print dis

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KIBBYYYYYY

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Using these for stickers don't mind me

#weirdcore oc

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*inhal e* AAAAAAAAAAAAA

First Contact brainrot😭❤️ ft. Rodimus since i see him very often in this au.

(another self-insert <3)

#transformers #I LOVE THIS #transformers mtmte #mtmte

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Fr Fr!! We see what yall be doin! You ain't slick!

thought they needed a little reminder that they still have far more to lose if they double down on this stupidity. spread the word, it seems they're... very forgetful about this.

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BRUH THIS IS AMAZING WHAT-

AJEHRUGSVHSJSHEHUEJ

It is one of those rare instances where I decide to animate

#invader zim #Reblog #video #not my art #WHY ARE PEOPLE SO TALENTED

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Gumby and Tara x Weirdcore Reader HCs

Reader is gender neutral, can be read as either platonic or romantic

a/n: THEM. REAL. THE LOVERS EVER!!!!!!!!!!! sorry lmao.

Human Reader

Where do I even start with these two goofballs?

They love you to bits, thats for sure. (Platonically or romantically is up to you)

Gumby will def stretch himself into some unnatural position to impress you and Tara but maaay accidentally end up freaking you out instead.

Tara will use your hair (if you have it) as a climbing rope. Lil lady is adventurous, and when she looks at you, she sees a lot of potential adventure.

Gumby and Tara don't mind if you accidentally squish them because, you know, they can fix themselves almost immediately, but appreciate it if you're careful nonetheless.

They bring you little items they find on their own adventures because you can't phase through books like them.

Carry them. Doesn't matter where. Just take them with you! They love adventures, and they love you, combine the two and they'll be happy as a clam.

Lots of little hugs from them. aaaaaand sometimes Gumby just stretches his arms and wrap them all the way around you.

Because he's a dork who takes his weird abilities above and beyond.

Very goofy couple. they love you. :)

Clay-person Reader

Goofy trio goofy trio goofy trio goofy trio goofy trio goofy trio goofy trio goo-

GROUP HUGS

Be goofy with them :3

They'll drag you along with them on their adventures, whatever the adventure may be. Unless its too dangerous. They worry.

If you play an instrument or sing, congrats, you're automatically a part of Gumby's band.

book dates book dates book dates book dates book dates book dates book dates book-

Each week yall go through a random book and go on a date there.

The three of you (and Pokey) do almost everything together.

They love you, and you love them, and at the end of the day, thats all that matters to you three.

#anomaly fics #gumby #gumby x reader #Tara #Tara x Reader #Gumby x Tara #Gumby x Tara x Reader

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Weirdcore OC: 1

Zephyr Roswell Sphinx

Age: 18

Eye color: blue

Hair color: fuckin bald, bruh

Description: Zephyr Roswell Sphinx is a humanoid entity with the head of a hairless cat. She is classified as a passive entity, completely harmless though sometimes she can appear "unsettling and unhinged". Zephyr usually wears colorful, nostalgic outfits, or soft, flowy, lolita-esque dresses.

Personality:

Kind, Caring, Worrisome, Theater kid

Too shy for the actual stage so she does puppet shows

Hobbies:

Drawing, Singing, Dancing, Ventriloquism, Contortion, Play writing

Lore will be written out later.

#weirdcore #weirdcore oc #Zephyr Sphinx #Backrooms Labrynth

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Gumby x Gender Neutral Reader (First meeting)

(A/N): This was a joke but idk if it is anymore XDDD

(Tw: Mention of food, sorry to anyone who struggles with an E.D.)

Your phone chimes, you wake up slightly happier than normal. Today is different than usual, today you volunteer at the local library and toy store. You scoot out of bed and put on your favorite outfit, after doing the rest of your morning routine you head out the door.

After walking through the doors and chatting with your co-workers, you're tasked with putting some books away, most of which were kids' books, and maintaining the overall well-being of the rest of the building. You were a quarter of the way through your task when you saw something move out of the corner of your eye. You whip your head around to a nearby desk with a town the kids made out of blocks. You stared for a few seconds before going back to sorting the books.

It wasn't until later on when it happened again, this time it was running across the puzzle-piece rug and hid behind a book stood upright. You were able to make out a few distinguishable features, It was green and approximately 7 inches tall. Instead of staring, this time you approached it slowly and carefully.

Kneeling in front of the misplaced book, you slowly leaned around it to look behind it, a small audible gasp was heard before the back of the book entered your line of sight. To your surprise, nothing was there. You sat back upright in confusion and unsettlement when you heard what sounded like tiny hoofbeats running behind you. You turn around, once again seeing nothing there. This had gotten creepier than it initially was. A chill ran down your body before you went back to what you were doing.

You returned home a bit shaken up, you hoped to whatever deity out there that you won't start seeing things here too. Thankfully you didn't see or hear anything, which relieved you enough to have a decent sleep. The next morning while getting ready for the day, you got the bright idea to bring a camcorder with you and place it on a shelf while you do your job.

You were assigned the same task as yesterday, so without further ado, you press record, put the camera on the shelf, and get to work. The activity was slightly more prominent than yesterday, the highlight of said activity was when you saw an arm and a leg disappear behind one of the books, but nothing was there when you looked.

After your shift, you rushed home and plugged the camcorder into your computer, and sure enough, you weren't hallucinating. The video was blurry, but you could very clearly see multiple little colored figures running around. the most prominent, and the most interested in you it seems, was the green one, the one you saw first.

You thought maybe instead of just trying to discern what they look like, you should maybe try speaking to them. You realized the possibility of there being a language barrier, but decided to try anyway. You only live once after all.

The next day after you finish your work, instead of just rushing home, you sit down in the middle of the puzzle rug and close your eyes. You stay quiet until ten minutes later when you hear a familiar pair of tiny footsteps creep toward you and come to a stop.

"Hello?"

You hear another footstep, presumably to be the little guy taking a step back in either surprise or fear.

"I'm not gonna do anything to you, I promise. I don't know if you can understand me, but I thought at least attempting to communicate would be a good idea."

After a few seconds of silence, you thought it had left, before you could do anything though, it responded.

"Its okay, I understand you just fine."

You fall backwards, and your eyes instinctively open, not expecting an answer. It sounded like a teen boy who inhaled some helium.

He looks up at you and stares into your eyes with a mix of wonder and unsettlement. You look back down to see a little humanoid figure who looks to be made of green clay other than his eyes which are (of course) black and white, and a few other facial features, which are instead yellow.

Its only after a few seconds of silence when he speaks again.

"So... If you don't wanna hurt us... what do you want?"

"I just applied here for a job, just to keep me busy. Then I saw you move out the corner of my eye, I got a little freaked out, then I kept spotting yall's movements, which freaked me out more... you get the idea, I imagine."

"Oh! I'm so sorry, I honestly didn't mean to scare you."

"Its fine, I'm just glad both of us are alive and we understand eachother!"

"You can say that again, ha!"

You adjust your position so you're laying on your stomach, he walks toward you and sits a foot and a half from your face. He looks into your eyes with an adorable little smile.

"So what's your name?"

"(name), what's yours?"

"Gumby! Nice to meet you."

"Nice to meet you too!"

You two talked until the store closed, before you headed out the door though, you paused and turned around to face him, and asked..

"So... does this mean we're friends now?"

"I don't see why not!"

Your expression brightened, now you have a little buddy to chat with while you work.

"Goodbye, (name)!"

"Have a nice day, little buddy!"

You trotted to the grocery with your new friend in mind, wondering what will happen next. You grabbed some snacks before heading home. After putting everything away, you lay down on the couch and space out for a bit. Tomorrow will definitely be interesting.

T h a n k s f o r r e a d i n g m y c r i n g e y t h i n g

#anomaly fics #gumby #Gumby x reader #help help help #this is cringy #little dude #he's smol #tiny #itty bitty if you will #Little friend

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Whirl, Swerve, x Weirdcore!Reader Romantic HCs

Reader is portrayed as a gender neutral human.

You have a pet hairless cat.

Tw for swearing and mention of organs such as eyes n stuff

Whirl

Very friggin weirded out by you at first.

"The fuck do they look like that???"

He did like the repeating theme of blood and organs though.

In fact, its what made him talk to you in the first place.

You were chillin at Swerve's with Rewind when he came up to you and was like

"So.... are those real? if so, who did ya kill, and how?"

Was very confused at why you were giggling until you said they were fake and you made them yourself.

".....they look so real- Aight thats it, fleshie. You, me, this evening, my place."

"Wait why-"

"DON'T QUESTION IT!"

Not knowing what else to do, you ask Rung for directions to Whirl's room. You don't know what you were expecting, but you weren't exactly expecting to be snatched up by his giant claw by the back of your shirt and interrogated about your appearance and mannerisms as if you tried to bring a knife on a plane.

You somehow managed to keep calm though.

Over time though, Whirl did warm up to you and one day confessed and boom! Yall a thing now.

Anyways uhh. He also likes the overall unsettling/calming vibes it can give off.

The liminal spaces kinda work on him? Like yes the place does seem a bit familiar to him, but he doesn't feel the strong sense of deja vu like he's been there before.

Likes your hairless cat.... but also doesn't.

"Yeah, its cute and all, very friendly, nice little fleshy.... but why the fuck does it look like that."

Loves any weird accessories you wear, just these teeny random creatures, items, and organs dangling off you.

Stole a necklace of (fake) teeth from you and he has it hanging off his weird antenna thing on his head unless he's off killing cons or whateva.

Kinda likes the the music you listen to??? Hes weirded out by it definitely, but he does like the melodies.

Not one for physical touch but isn't opposed to it.

He usually pats you on the head with a claw, or has one around your torso (gently).

KISS HIM.

Pet names include: Babe, Squish-ball, Teeny, Creepy Crawly, Critter, Weirdo, Fucker

Will attempt to murder anyone who dares hurt you or the cat, mentally or physically. Unless you stop him of course.

He loves you a lot despite your overall strangeness.

Swerve

He loves your style so much, like i'm not kidding.

I mean how can he not? He's discovering a new human thing, that's right up his alley!

Doesn't like the bugs though. Only mildly unsettled by the organs.

And he loves your cat too, absolutely died of cuteness the first time he met them.

"OH MY GOD ROTISSERIE KITTYYYYY!!!"

They get along p well :)

Big fan of your outfits, they're unique, cute, and fun!

Carries the two of you around almost anywhere he goes.

Yall met when you were wandering the ship with your backpack of art stuff and listening to your tunes. You went down a hall you haven't been to yet and stumbled across his bar.

You walk in, staying close to the wall so you don't get stepped on or something. you make it near the main bar when he spotted you.

"Ohmygodohmygodohmygod they're real-"

He excitedly ran out from behind the bar toward you. He did that thing where you jump, land, and slide on your knees in a sitting position. What a dork XD

He landed next to you and started rambling, You couldn't help but let out a small laugh and smile as he went on.

"Oh wait sorry i forgot to say- My name is Swerve, its so nice to finally meet you!! You look so cool, like weird but very cool. It reminds me of something but i can't remember what- oh wait whats your name?"

He put you on the bar counter as he continued his work all the while continuously chatting with you.

Months later yall got together.

Very affectionate. Like i'm not kidding. Prepare to be held gently.

Liminal spaces work on him. Experiencing the Deja Vu and feelings of unsettlement fr.

Pet names are: Sweet-spark, Sugar, Kiwi, Love-bug

Loves weirdcore music. Specifically songs by Jack Stauber.

Swerve set up a lil place for you on the bar, mostly blankets and pillows with weird patterns, along with some plushies. Like a four eyed cow, a two headed dog, and a clay-face plushie of a duck.

Has lots of lil snacks for ya too.

Won't stop rambling about how much he loves you.

#mtmte whirl #mtmte swerve #whirl x reader #swerve x reader #Anomaly fics #mtmte x reader #transformers x reader #transformers #Weirdcore reader #Weirdcore

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Crow T. Robot X GN! S/O who likes the pastel space aesthetic 🌙snuggles⭐

You lay in bed and look up and the little glowing stars suspended from the ceiling by strings. Sure, actual stars are right outside the window next to your bed, but there are less of these, they're not as overwhelming as the real ones. Looking at these won't send you deep into thought about your small size or your existence.

Insomnia isn't a common issue, but it chose to bother you tonight for some unknown reason. Tomorrow won't be different than any other, so why are you still awake?

Your thoughts were interrupted when you notice the light coming from under the door was partially blocked out by what you assume to be someone's feet. Your door was then opened a crack as two familiar, yellow, unnerving eyes peeked in, he stared for a few seconds before you spoke up.

"Hey Crow.. you can't sleep either I'm assuming?"

"Oh- no, I couldn't. I just wanted to check on you, if you want me to go then I can."

"You can stay if you want."

His eyes follow your movement as you pat the bed to signal him to join you. Without much of a word he comes closer and stops at the edge of your bed, looking at you as if he was silently asking permission to sit next to you. You nod and he crawls next to you and sits down.

He follows your gaze up at the glowing stars dangling above you. The faint glowing of blue, pink, yellow, and green among other colors, lightly illuminating the ceiling. Very... cute.

"When did you get those?"

"I made them about a month after I was trapped up here. Surprisingly they were easier to make than I imagined."

"Ah.... They're very..... what's the word.. cute."

"Thanks, I can make some for you too if you want."

"You'd do that?"

"Of course. What are lovers for after all."

His expression softened as a light blush somehow crept on his face.

"For spending the rest of your life with. Anyways, what's keeping you awake?"

"Insomnia. What about you?"

He grew silent as he started to fidget with his hands. He glanced away from the fake stars and down at you. He averted his eyes when you focused on him instead of your suspended glowing creations.

"Its nothing.. just... a small nightmare."

"I'm sorry to hear, do you perhaps, want a hug?"

He let out a quiet laugh before looking at you with a face one could only describe as a bashful smile.

"How could i say no to that?"

He leans down and returns your embrace. He didn't let go though. He kept holding on, although gently. You pull the blankets aside so he can crawl in bed with you. He does so rather quickly before holding you a little tighter, as well as clench your pajamas in his claws.

"Crow, are you okay?"

He nods as a yawn escapes your lips.

"We'll get out someday, right? And we can go wherever we want, and go on a proper date."

"That sounds like the best thing ever. Especially since you're the one going with me."

Your eyes grow heavy as you feel Crow's grip soften as he lets go of your pajama top.

"Goodnight, Crow, I love you."

"Love you too, Babe."

You place a small smooch on the tip of his beak before finally letting unconsciousness take over.

#Crow Mst3k #crow t robot x reader #crow t robot #crow t. robot #Crow x reader #mst3k #mst3k x reader #Anomaly fics #Youtube

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Crow T Robot X Sensitive!PastelCore!Fem!Reader angst and comfort

In all fairness, it's not your fault the Forresters liked to torment you. Though you don't know why. Maybe it's your sense of style? Mayhaps how sensitive your emotions are? Or perhaps they're just mean.

Either way though, Kinga/Clayton (Whoever you like better) said some rather harsh things while explaining which movie you and the gang were to be put through, which in turn lead to where you are now. Curled up in a ball and crying on one of the lower level of The Satellite Of Love.

You managed to calm down a bit after a while before you heard footsteps and the familiar voice of a certain yellow robot calling your name.

You looked down the hallway just as he stumbled into view, his arms bent in a weird raptor-like position. He looked your way and trotted his way next to you.

"Hey.. you alright, cakepop?" He asked with a small amount of worry lacing his tone. He put his clawed hand on your shoulder in an attempt to comfort you.

You look up at him with messed up makeup and puffy eyes, a light cringe creeps onto his visage. It's hard to tell, but it's there.

"Jeez, doll, I didn't know what they said hit you that hard."

"Did you expect anything less of me?"

he didn't know how to respond as you looked back down at the floor as more tears streamed from your eyes.

"Why do I have to be such a crybaby.."

He wrapped his arms around you and nuzzled his beak into your hair.

"Don't beat yourself up like that. They shouldn't be saying stuff like that to you in the first place. Besides you're not as much as a crybaby as you think you are."

"What makes you say that?"

"I've seen more people more sensitive and pathetic than you, babe. trust me. Besides, None of them were as kind and pretty as you."

A miniscule smile creeps onto your face as Crow holds onto your hands and helps you onto your feet. He brushes your hair out of your face before leading you down the hall towards the kitchen.

"I'm not too keen on this kind of stuff, but I heard that some water will help you calm dow-AAUGH!!"

Crow falls forward onto the floor as he trips over one of Gypsy's coils. you quickly help him back up and keep him standing while he gathers his bearings.

"Are you okay?"

"Yep.. I'm fine, Babe. C'mon lets go."

The two of you continue to the kitchen, Crow has you sit down as he grabs a glass of water for you. After a few minutes of chaotic banter and jokes from Crow he gets up and asks you a question.

"Hey, i need to go... do something really quick, will you be okay on your own or do i need to grab Gypsy real quick?"

"... what are you planning, Crow?"

"Oh nothing, I'm definitely not going to the upper level to throw some insults back at Kinga/Clayton, definitely not."

You couldn't tell if it was sarcasm, a joke, or a terrible lie, but it made you laugh all the same.

"There's no need, I'm sure karma will do its thing sooner or later."

"Alright fine, you do have a good point."

He lets out a light chuckle as he sits himself up on the table and crosses one leg over the other. He leans down and puts the tip of his beak against your forehead.

"Mwah. I can't actually kiss you so this is the next best thing i can think of. Mwah... Nevermind this feels ridiculous."

You snicker as he pulls away, you look into his unsettling eyes before surprising him with a kiss on the beak. Your tender moment with your chaotic robotic boyfriend was interrupted when the two of you were startled by a loud siren and flashing lights.

"TIME FOR THE MOVIE, DAMMIT!"

Before you could get up, Crow picks you up and rushes off towards the theater room. Time for your daily dose of jokes and psychological torture.

#mst3k #Mst3k x reader #crow t robot #Crow t robot x reader #Crow x reader #Youtube #Anomaly fics

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Crow T. Robot x GN!Reader Romnatic HCs

Flirty mf

Loves you with all his robotic heart and wants you to know and feel it.

Still as sarcastic as ever though

And he'll tease you quite a bit.

Honestly did you expect anything less from Crow? 🤣

Loves making you laugh, even when out of the theater.

Not too affectionate in front of others, he does have a bit of a tough persona to keep up.

Will put an arm on your waist though.

And mayhaps a smooch or two if he's feeling especially lovey-dovey.

Okay he can't actually kiss you, but he'll give you some very gentle nibbles to imitate a kiss.

Crow is very snuggly when its just the two of you though.

Will get angry at Kinga/Clayton if she/he says anything rude to you. Like i'm not kidding.

You may need to help him calm down after this.

If yall get a movie sign he occasionally will pick you up before yall run to the theater.

Crow doesn't say it too much, but he's very happy to have you by his side.

(warning, accidental mini-fic ahead)

Yall first met after you were captured by none other than the Forresters.

After having your situation explained, you were thrown into some kind of weird vacuum elevator tube, you landed hard on a cold metal surface.

You sat up and looked around, the room was dome shaped, there was a control panel/desk, and large metal coils were strewn about the room.

You pulled your legs to your chest and tried to get ahold of your conundrum a bit better.. until you heard footsteps.

You crawl behind the control interface before you hear the hydraulic hiss of an opening door. Then you hear two voices.

"I swear I heard something big fall in here."

"I believe you, though I don't really see anything in here other than Gypsy's tubes.."

"We should probably look around shouldn't we."

"Probably."

You heard the footsteps again. You stayed quiet as to not give away your hiding spot.

Once the footsteps stopped, you crawled to the side of the control panel and peek into the room and see it empty.

You roll back into a sitting position before one of the voices startle you into letting out a yelp and falling on your back.

"Hey who are you!"

You look up to see a gold human sized robot with a beak and claws holding a little red robot resembling a gumball machine.

"Perhaps we should be a bit more gentle, Crow, they look scared."

Crow looked at you with an unreadable expression for a few seconds before letting out an audible sigh.

"Fine, but if they try anything funny, they're getting the claws."

After they introduce themselves, you relay to them what Kinga/Clayton Forrester (whoever you prefer) explained to you, all the while the two robots listened on with looks of surprise and annoyance growing on their faces.

".. so now we have not one, but two humans that need help with the psychological torture of terrible films. Great!"

Crow said sarcastically

"We got this, besides, they look like they got some good jokes in them!"

"Okay fine. You're lucky you're cute, fleshy. Now lets go. Lets go show them to Jonah/Joel/Mike." (whoever you prefer)

As Crow grabbed ahold of your hand and dragged you off, you couldn't help but think about what he said.

Cute?? Did he really mean that? It didn't sound sarcastic..

#mst3k #Mst3k×reader #Crowxreader #crow t robot #Crow t robot x reader #Anomaly fics

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Zim x Musical!Reader Romantic HCs

He definitely didn't expect a human of all things to have such a beautiful voice alongside multiple other musical talents, but here you were!

Zim will probably be a big tsundere about it, but he loves your voice and music so much.

Though he didn't think it was that impressive til he tried his hand at singing himself.

If you're shy about your voice and or talents, then he will help you out of your shell enough to be comfortable to sing around him. Him only. Everyone else can screw off. ESPECIALLY DIB!!!!

(Disclaimer that's just how Zim sees things. I love Dib w all my heart... platonically.)

If you perform at restaurants or events, he will follow you there whether ya like it or not. There's multiple reasons for this.

1; He gets jealous and overprotective and wants to be there if anyone tries anything funny.

2; attachment issues.

Oh yeah, and Gir will follow you too.

Speaking of that insane little scrinkle, he absolutely LOVES you.

Any time he meets up with you, his automatic response is to scream "HI PRETTY MUSIC LADYYY!"

Anyways, back to Zim.

Will run some experiments involving your voice but its nothing painful or fatal.

Plans on keeping you as his "beloved musical love-pig" once he takes over earth.

But until that happens, or if that even happens at all, he's content with how things are now.

#invader zim #invader zim x reader #zim x reader #Youtube

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Rid2015 Fixit x reader hcs

Hi, uh first fic on this blog. used to write back on my old blog but my old Email was deleted so i couldn't sign back in. anyway hope yall enjoy this.

(Warning; mention of making out bc yee)

Hm where to start..

Very clingy and snuggly if he isn't overworking himself.

He's been alone on the Alchemor for Primus knows how long, can ya blame him??

The fact that Fixit is pretty much the same size as you helps quite a bit.

Despite his shyness there are some days where he feels courageous and uses some pick-up lines on you.

All of which are Cybertronian, so most of the time you don't get them, but are flustered nonetheless.

Will either give you a piggyback ride or pick you up bridal style any chance he gets.

Fixit has snacks hidden at his station for you.

Definitely the type of person to aggressively remind you how amazing you are.

Please take him away from his workspace every once in a while.

He'll be stubborn about it, but he'll thank you later.

Genuinely loves learning about earth, especially if you're the one teaching it.

I feel like he'd be the most interested in paleontology, and not just dinosaurs, i mean critters before the dinosaurs. Like Hynerpeton and Anomalocaris.

Didn't know what kisses were at first.

The two of you were watching a movie when a.. steamy.. scene popped up.

"...Why are they doing that??"

".. You don't know what a kiss is?"

"No, thats what it's called?"

"*Inhale*... Fixit, oh my god."

one explanation and an hour later, he's making out with you.

that ends with him burying your face in your chest and you both fall asleep on the Alchemor.

Thats now a nightly thing with you two.

And the smooches don't end there. He'll give some to you any chance he gets.

Oh, and one more thing.... prepare for endless teasing from Sideswipe.

#Fixit x reader #transformers rid2015 #transformers x reader #rid2015 Fixit #Anomalocaris' Hcs