BINX: You have to apologize to Andhera
Hob: Fine.
Hob, writing a letter: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
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You can do '____' as Always Sunny qotes for 400 followers :D
I've never watched the show but I will certainly look into it!
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Aight y'all
I'm approaching 400 followers and I need ideas for my 400-follower special
Feel free to send in things you want to see in the form of reblogs, asks, comments, etc
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[On the teacups ride at Disneyland]
Danielle, Penny, Antiope: [spinning calmly, enjoying the ride in peace]
Zelda, Ostentatia, Katja, Sam: [fly past, spinning as fast as they can, screaming]
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what do you mean in five weeks the bad kids’ continuing story will go back to being hypotheticals and i won’t get to see what they’re up to every week. what are you talking about.
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Coffin Run PCs as John Mulaney Quotes
May
Wetzel
Squing
Dr Alexandr
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Sofia: Iga, how do I get revenge on my enemies?
Iga: the best revenge is letting go and living your life to the fullest
Sofia:
Sofia: Rowan, how do I—
Rowan: Head. Brick. Done.
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Kidnapper: We have your child
Cumulous: I don’t have a child?
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?
Cumulous: Oh god, you have Liam
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Shriek Week PCs as John Mulaney Quotes
Megan
Tuti
Seven
Terry
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Hob: Squak, can I talk to you for a second?
Squak: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Rue are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
Hob: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.
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Gorgug: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Riz: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Adaine: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Fig: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Fabian: My moral code, is that you?
Gorgug:
Gorgug: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my dad gave me but do you guys need a hug?
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Ravening War PCs as John Mulaney Quotes
Lady du Peche
Colin Provolone
Raphaniel
Thane Dellisandro
Karna
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Rosamund: Cinderella and I are getting a baby.
Ylfa: You're adopting? That's gre-
Rosamund, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.
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Iga: the path to inner peace begins with four words.
Iga: "not my fucking problem"
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A Court of Fey & Flowers PCs as John Mulaney Quotes
K P Hobb
Rue
BINX
Andhera
Lady Chirp
Lord Squack
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Store Worker: Would a Mx. BINX Choppley please come to the front desk?
BINX, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Squak and Chirp
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Squak and Chirp, simultaneously: We got lost :(
BINX: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
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